thank mr skeltal
|Occupation||bringing calcium to those who thank him|
|Friends||skeletons and penguins|
mr skeltal, also known as the Trumpet Skeleton of the Abyss, is a skeleton who is known for bringing good bones and calcium to those who tell him "thank mr skeltal." He patiently awaits the Skeleton Wars, in which he will use his calcium strength to raise his army of the undead and use his trumpet to command them to bring calcium to the world.
Despite his appearance and stories, he enjoys the company of living penguins.
mr skeltal appears to be an ordinary penguin skeleton, but is fully sentient and quite talkative. He often tells to others the prophecy of the coming 'Skeleton War,' in which millions of skeletons from around Antarctica will arise to give calcium to those less fortunate. According to mr skeltal, those of his most devout followers will become his War Horns of the Abyss, signalling to all the coming of calcium.
According to mr skeltal himself, he has wandered Antarctica for decades in search of followers to one day aide him in bringing calcium.
Ever since the arrival of The Ed on Chill Island and his position as the driver of the Meme Machine, mr skeltal has sought the powerful device to aid him in raising the undead for his Skeleton War. True to this feud, mr skeltal often sends his skeletal minions to try to steal the Meme Machine from Ed to no avail, as Ed carries a can of Anti-Skeleton© Spray with him at all times.
In recent years, he formed the League of Villainous Evildoers with several other relatively unknown villains. They often attack the city of Gemini, where the EPF base there defends the city on an almost daily basis. Recently, the EPF stationed there had contracted Ed as an agent, as he has more experience than anyone at fighting the skeletal menace.
Prophecy of the Skeleton War
"Once upon tiem ther was no calcium
But look into sky
Mr skeltal ! Dooot doot children
He brings calcium but spook also
Praisr skeltal for calcium may it stay in us
Doot doot he said to me when he gave me calcium
Omg I was spooked by mr skeltal!"
- He commonly carries a trumpet around which he doots with.
- mr skeltal's tales of a skeleton war are completely unrelated to any other skeleton menaces.
- Many penguins almost worship mr skeltal, almost as if he were the POPE.