Mwa Mwa Attackers

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Mwa Mwa Attackers
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Details
Name Mwa Mwa Attackers
Type Group
Head Yorkay Porkay
Job Future of destroying Mwa Mwa Penguins.
Members See member list below.


The Mwa Mwa Attackers are, together, an army lead by Yorkay Porkay to destroy Mwa Mwa Penguins, as they are a great annoyance. They were really a rogue army in the summer of '09 until Yorkay made MMA official on June 26th, 2010.

Background[edit]

One day, York went into the Pet Shop to buy O-Berries and puffle food for her eighteen puffles. Then, a penguin resembling a Chick (but was obviously not...) tugged her leg and said "MUH MUH!" York screamed "RAWR!" at the top of her lungs and the thing went away. She shrugged it off and walked towards the Puffle-O area.

Then, a penguin her age (about 15) wearing a blue propeller cap, blue swimming goggles, red footie pajamas, a teddy bear, and a blue scarf walked up to her. "Wello!" York was enraged. Jasper flared his fangs. "RAWR!" About fifty of these strange penguins fled the shop.

A normal penguin walked in. York sighed with relief. "HEY!" she said. "What are those... things!?"

"Oh, them?" the penguin said. He shrugged. "Mwa mwa penguins... most annoying things on the planet. Mentally insane, them. Fully grown penguins who pretend to be chicks because they're hungry for attention. I'd ignore them."

York didn't want to ignore them. A hate was building up. Being the PWNguin she was, she wanted to pwn n00bs. A female mwa mwa about twenty years old walked up to York and said, "Hwi!"

"That's it," York muttered. Jasper flared his fangs, and the penguin ran away.

York grabbed her most pwnsome weapon, the ROFLCOPTER, and shouted, "DON'T MAKE ME FIRE THESE ROFL WAFFLES! YOU DON'T WANT THAT!" The mwa mwa penguins were still drooling. And so emerged the largest "rawr" Antartica has ever seen, a fiery mess of ROFL Waffles flying everywhere, and Jasper feeding like he's never fed before.

York went home, and sent mail to Wonderweez, a villain. York was no villain, but she knew he hated mwa mwas as well. Powerful villains could be of much help to pwn the mwa mwas.

Wonderweez responded with a yes, also stating that he is friends with her, who could actually be of some help. Then Flywish sent York a letter saying he'd also like to help because this guy took a bite of his sandwhich and he's mad.

The MMA is still very small, but it is getting bigger and bigger everyday.They have been delivered a new wepon.The Nummy Cake Spray

Members[edit]

Leaders[edit]

Co-Leaders[edit]

Soldiers[edit]

  • Slendar (These things are menatlly insane! -- This is not Club "Baybees", this is Club Penguin for crying out loud.)
  • Gary the Gaget Dude (Of course! These penguins shouldn't even exist! -- THEY MAKE HAVIOC, ONCE SOME MWA MWA SMACKED MY GREEN PUFFLE, TRIO!)
  • Roger Lopez (I scare them away just glaring at them... But I enjoy more their pain than them running away from me.)
  • Letum (Rawr rawr rawr grrr roar roary grrroar *fire breath*)
  • Mcmahon654 (I hate Mwa Mwa Penguins, I won't rest until those things are gone and until my best friend is happy)
  • Stompfighter (I need to follow my PWNguin heritage!)
  • --K3vin waz here.I hate those Duh duh wanting brats!
  • If you hate baybees add your name here!
  • Jaquan126 Ya i hate those stupid bay bees one clinged to my foot and expected me to love them but i had a stone heart and guess what! i just got beaten up by random penguins saying LOVE MWA MWA PENGUINS OR DIE! i really didnt care so i walked away and ignored it.
  • Jake Lovesfish There are so many things i would call them if this wasn't a PG site. I HATE THOSE LITTLE IDIOTS!!!
  • Abrc08 I hate those things they are really annoying! Makes me invent Mwa Mwa PWNing gadgets!
  • Poplover101 I hate them! they should not even exist. So I'll join.
  • Bzaarkm; Because if CP wanted strange, evil, demented FAKE baby penguins, they would have created a Orphanage room. THE PET SHOP IS FOR PUFFLES NOT MENTALLY INSANE PENGUINS. D<
  • Tonkaice "The pookies are ignoramus and small in mind, which explains their constant struggle for hospitality. Let's have them gone."

Targets[edit]

  1. Mectrixctic
  2. Manny Peng
  3. Cutiekins
  4. Chubbs
  5. Mah Boi
  6. Luka Wryren
  7. Joey
  8. Director Zenny (Note from Yorkay Porkay - I don't care if he isn't even a mwa mwa, this behavior needs to be stopped.)
  9. Twinkypie20
  10. Director Benny (He disapproves most of the stuff that the MMA does to Mwa Mwas)
  11. Wy-sky

Battle Strategies[edit]

Here is a list of battle strategies to destroying mwa mwas. (Have any good battle strategies? List them here.)

  • Shoving Nummy Cakes (or Nummy-Os) down their throats.
  • Have Jasper suck their blood until they give up being a mwa mwa.
  • Destroying them with ROFLCOPTERS.
  • Having York scream "RAWR" at the top of their lungs so the mwa mwas will go deaf, eventually not speaking again.
  • Pwning them with the 10,000 PWN Missiles that York recieves every week.
  • Let Slendar trick them with his pranking tools.
  • Roger Lopez glaring at one and they run away, or frying them with his Elemental Guitar.
  • Spraing Nummy Cake Spray in their bratty eyes.
  • Flywish's Elmo strategy.
  • Making a day care to lure mwa mwas in and then using lots and lots of PWN Missiles set from the previous month on them.
  • Copy EVERYTHING they do and follow them nonstop until they log off/change servers.(If they change servers they might come back to their original server so stay there.)

Trivia[edit]

  • Though the main target is Mwa Mwa Penguins, MMA likes to pwn Petguins too.

See Also[edit]