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Walrus Crime Ring
Level 10 Freak
Old Man Walrus is a walrus with no tusks. He is notable for his
old walrus bites tenderly move.
Background [ edit ]
Old Man Walrus was never young. He was born an old man. He had no tusks, and realized his best weapon, was his gums. He once bit a penguin, who screamed in pain. Thus the
Old Walrus Bites Tenderly move was born.
More Background [ edit ]
He is so old, he speaks so low voiced.
Even More Background [ edit ]
What is there to say?
MOOOOAAAAARRRRRR! Background [ edit ]
Alright, that's enough!
Involvement [ edit ]
He likes to bite.
Mighty Tusk King: Walrus (character)
Elite Squad: Tusk, Walrus1, Walrus2, Walrus3, Nuke Walrus, Mister Walrus, WalrusDidKhanzem, WALRI, SuperNinjaWalrus
Parents: Big Momma Walrus, Big Daddy Walrus
Officers: Sanitypenguinreturns, Karpolo McWalrus, Walrus9000, Walrus8, Walrus McManager, KhanzemWasFunny, SuperWalrus, WalrusWhoEnjoysDetergent, IMA FIRIN A WALRUS, YourAverageWalrusN00b, StrangeTroll-likeName
Support Staff: Herman Munster (Medic), Walrus12 (Dentist), WalruswhowentROFLCOPTER (Pilot), Roflolandcheese (Cafeteria Worker), HappyWalrus (Chief Torturer), Ha123456789 (Bomber), Hall Мoderαтor (Hall Monitor)
Henchmen: WalrusMinion, WalrusBack, Walrus4, WalrusWhoFindsMoneyInOddPlaces, THAT'S MY CAR, YoungWalrus, OldManWalrus, KewelWalrus
BANISHED: TheWalrusWasPaul, Walrus101, Exile1, Tony Tushks, Sk8itbot, Gatah teh Walrus, WalrusSeal, WalrusWithAnOverlyLongTitleThatNeverEnds, WhereIsWalrus, MimeTheWalrus, Iron Walrus
: Neutral Walri Walrus8, Walrus9000, WillTrollForBooty, Walrus of Jonas, WALRUS WITH BIG LETTERS, FlubberButt
Items and Locations: Spam Bombs, Walrus Warehouse, CONVERT TO WALRISM, It's Snowing Anthrax, Walrus Radio, EXPECT SEALS, EXPECTSEALS Ditto Nuke, Old Abandoned Telenacle, F0()rTh , [email protected] Walrus 'R' Us, All Scan Incident
Allies: The Electrotails, Electrotail SupperEmo
Wanabees and Rivals: Raptor Crime Ring, Annon Hackers Team, Walrus Resistance, Ghoat Crime Ring, Polar Bear Resistance Ring