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| Elite Penguin Force, USA, Good Guys, EQF | Walrus Crime Ring, S.H.A.R.K., Darktan's Army, The Evil Something, X-Creatures, Power4U Super Penguins, The (Unofficial) Alliance of Greenhogs and Pink Panthers | ||||||||||
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| The Director Quackerpingu Ping-Ping |
Walrus Wikipenguino X ??? Darktan II QuaXerpingu Big White Duck ALBERT | ||||||||||
Operation Improbable was an event that took place in many different places all around Antarctica after Antarctica's villains, criminals and terrorists united to attempt to overthrow many of Antarctica's countries. Agents, heroes and civilians all around Antarctica must unite to fight back against the villains and stop them before their mysterious master plan succeeds.
Prologue[edit]
2:40 AM, January 29th, 2017
Blizzardville, Eastshield
It was a dark, quiet night in the western parts of Eastshield. Mountains could be seen not too far away while the city of Blizzardville glimmered faintly not too far down below. In the darkness, a few figures could be seen walking along a very rocky looking path through the mountains that was mostly safe from prying eyes. A safety barrier stood in their path but they simply waddled around it. One of the figures, who was actually a penguin, started to complain and some of the others responded.
Xillybob: Where in Antarctica is this secret place where us villains are supposed to meet?
12yz12ab X: It should be along this way.
A penguin who seemed to be a str00del joined the conversation.
Penguin: W3ll, 1 d0n'7 kn0w wh3r3 73h pl@(3 15 e17h3r b3c@u53 1 15-0U(H!!1!
The penguin banged his forehead on what seemed to be thin air and looked confused.
Penguin: Wh@7? th15 15 1mp0551bl3!!!!1!1!1!!11!!!
12yz12ab X: It's not impossible, it's simply a fake wall mimicking the area in front of us! Of course us villains needed to keep the meeting place invisible.
12yz12ab X extended a flipper and used his telekinesis to open what seemed to be a door that looked exactly like the terrain behind them.
Xillybob: In we go, then.
The three penguins waddled into a tunnel that seemed to lead into the rocky side of the mountain beside them. After around a couple dozen seconds of walking, they came into a cave in which several evil criminals and villains were already present including members of Darktan's Army, former members of Nightmare's Army and S.H.A.R.K. minions. Several Walri were present amongst the many penguins as well.
Walrus: Finally! They're here now. Can we start the meeting?
Wikipenguino X: No, we're still waiting for Darktan and everyone else to arrive!
Sam Rudi X: I still don't believe I can trust a walrus.
Several of the walri glared angrily at Sam Rudi X who did just the same at them.
Crash Test: Zer's no need to get yoor fedderz in a bunch, we're all veelains here!
Xillybob: Ow! I think a bug just bit me!
Xillybob felt something much smaller-than-average let go of his shoulder and drop to the floor.
Tiny: Oh, that was no bug. It was your guest of honor!
Everybody groaned.
Foolx: Let's just get this clambake on the road already.
Amigopen: Yeah! I've got my new plan to destroy Antarctica!
PorkayYorkay X: If we're planning on nuking Antarctica, that's already happened and failed, so you can count me out of that one!
Xasper squawked his approval.
???: We will not be destroying anything today.
Everybody turned their heads to see Darktan II.
Darktan waddled into the room with two High Knight of Darkness on his left and right and seated himself with the other villains. The Conclave of Doom followed him in shortly after. Some of the penguins bowed and greeted him as he entered.
Darktan: Greetings, fellow villains and minions. I see most of you are already here.
Then, QuaXerpingu, Quackerpengu, Major Sheep, QuackerpYngu, Darth Walrius, Krylo Ben, Darth Brain, Lava Operator and some other The Evil Something members came in. Norbert, Big White Duck and Candypopolus entered the room moments after.
QuaXerpingu: Hi all of you. May the force be with you.
The members then seated themselves among the others.
Agent X: So what's the plan?
Pyrofyre: Do we burn down the USA's precious South Pole Council?
XSUCKS: Let's build a shrink ray! OH YEAH!!!
Major Sheep: I think that we should bleat!
Darktan: ...
QuaXerpingu: . . . .
Candypopolus: ...
After a few seconds of pure awkwardness, others suggested their ideas. The dim-witted str00del proposed his idea first.
str00del: w3 sh00dz 5P4m 4n7@r(71(4 w1f 5p@gh3771 4nd 70g4z! Lulz1!1!11!1
Candypopolus: Why don't we destroy their police force and nuke everybody with the X-Virus?
QuackerpYngu: Yweah! bwut lwet's nwuke ewvewyone with the Y-Viwrus iwnstwead!
12yz12ab X: Why don't we build a giant heat ray and melt Antarctica and everyone on it?
Some of the other villainous scientists such as Goof E., Doctor Aye-Que and Xary seemed to like that idea and a small number of them nodded their heads in approval. Willie Watt stared adoringly at Xary the entire time. Xary, however, did not notice and neither did anyone else.
QuaXerpingu: Why not destroy Antarctica with a Death Star?
Darktan: I don't think that we should destroy Antarctica, as WE need to live somewhere, too...
Xeng Guin: In case you haven't noticed, that idiotic polar bear tried to do that a few years ago and failed, too!
Norbert: Can I say some insults about him?
Darktan: Not right now! It's time we proceed with the planning. Has anyone around here got any more ideas?
After a few more minutes of exchanging ludicrous ideas, the smallest one decided to speak up.
Tiny: Why not all of them?
Everybody was surprised at this sudden idea.
Tiny: Since we can't decide, why don't we combine them all into one super plan?
Darktan II: Well, that's uh, surprisingly brilliant.
Tiny: *Flexing nonexistant muscle* I know, I'm amazing, aren't I?
He was flicked across the room like a rubber band. The villains then proceeded to start working on the super plan.
After a while, the incredible "super plan" was complete and the villains look immensely impressed with themselves. Darktan grinned evilly.
Darktan: Perfect! Those foolish penguins can't stop all of us at once!
Wikipenguino X: Yes...alright then, men. It was nice working with you all. You work on your plans...we'll do ours...mwheheheh...
Wikipenguino X then commanded the rest of the S.H.A.R.K. members to follow him out of the room. Suddenly, as they were nearing the door, it opened.
Bernie892: I'm here! Let's begin the meet-oh...
Wikipenguino X looked furious and facepalmed before facing Bernie.
Wikipenguino X: BERNIE, YOU WERE LATE!
Bernie looked extremely ashamed of himself.
Wikipenguino X: COME ON! Let's leave!
The rest of the S.H.A.R.K. members followed him out.
Unknowingly to the villains, three EPF Agents had been watching them leave one by one through a gap in the mountains.
Jet Pack Guy: Whoa. That's a lot of villains.
Agent A: Hey! Look! There's my X-Antibody! Were they having some sort of meeting in there...?
Agent Tux: I'd say you were correct.
Jet Pack Guy: Whatever it is, it's definitely nothing good.
Agent A: Perhaps the Anti-Terrorism Division can handle it?
Agent Tux: Well, whoever's going to do it is definitely not in for a lot of fun. I don't think even we can handle this one alone.
Agent A: So you're saying we need help?
Agent Tux: Yep. A lot of help.
What the agents themselves didn't know, was that nosey (do penguins even have noses?) old Ping-Ping was spying on them from a fir tree, not far away from the agents, with his friend Captain Mullet and his faithful dog puffle Milou.
Ping-Ping: Sounds like a FUN adventure is about to happen! Why don't we join in?
Captain Mullet: Uh, well, ok then!
Milou: Wooah!
Chapter 1: The Going Gets Tough[edit]
12:32 PM, January 29th, 2017
Club Penguin Island
A few hours later, on an island far, far away, Wikipenguino45, his best friend and pyrokinetic ninja Falco and puffle Terry Van Furry were in Wikipenguino's igloo in Club Penguin Island and were still blissfully unaware of the oncoming events.
Wikipenguino, who was playing with his yo-yo while slowly turning around in his spinning chair paused for a moment and addressed the Narrator suspiciously.
Wikipenguino: I'm sorry, blissfully unaware of what now?
Terry and Falco were hanging around in the igloo's attic where Falco was now bouncing a ball attached by a string to a ping-pong paddle and Terry rummaging around in the contents of a few boxes.
After a few moments of thinking and playfully swinging his yo-yo, Wikipenguino remembered something.
Wikipenguino: Hey, guys, I think SnowBob CirclePants is on!
Falco: Really? Quick, turn on the TV!
Falco grabbed Terry by the fur and leapt down softly using his ninja skills.
Terry: Hey-!
Wikipenguino grabbed the TV remote and turned on the TV.
Falco: Here we go!
Painthopper (on the TV): Are you ready, chicks?
Chicks (on the TV): Aye-aye, Captain!
Painthopper: I can't hear you!
Chicks: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
Painthopper: Ohhhhhhhh...... Who lives in an igloo right next to the sea?
Suddenly, the show was cut short and replaced with a news flash.
Both Wikipenguino and Falco groaned while Terry didn't seemed too bothered.
News Reporter: We interrupt this program to bring you this very important news...
Falco: I'd rather watch SnowBob!
News Reporter: Known criminals and villains have been reported all over the continent to be up to no good at all. Several dozen eyewitness accounts, security footage have shown that many villains that have previously been assumed to have vanished may be among us again. Many claim the crime rate has mysteriously increased overnight and these villains may be working together. We advise you to stay alert and report any unusual activity. Chicks are advised to-
Falco: Yeah, yeah, we've heard enough already.
Falco grabbed the remote and turned off the TV.
Terry: Chances are they might be overreacting again. I mean, what could possibly go wrong at times like these?
Suddenly, Wikipenguino's spyphone rang. Wikipenguino picked up his phone immediately.
Wikipenguino: Hello?
Agent Tux (on the phone): Wikipenguino. We need you in the EPF base. Now. Mandatory for everyone to come. Director's orders.
Wikipenguino: O-okay. I'll be there ASAP.
Wikipenguino hung up and turned to Falco and Terry.
Wikipenguino: It was Tux. Everyone needs to get to the EPF. I can bet you all those criminals showing their ugly faces on one single night isn't a coincidence at all...
Falco: Well, I guess I stand corrected.
Wikipenguino: Well, you know what this means. If they need our help, we can't just stand around here like statues. To adventure and BEYOND!
Without further ado, Wikipenguino opened the door and raced out while Terry and Falco followed him.
The trio came to the EPF Base a few minutes later.
Falco: Whoa...I've never seen this many penguins in here.
The entire base was packed with agents of all classes and ranks. On the large, rectangular screen, the EPF emblem could be seen. Agent Tux was waiting near the entrance and welcomed the trio in.
Wikipenguino: What in burnt waffles is going on here?
Agent Tux: Apparently, from our sources and what we've seen, the villains are up to another malicious plan. And they all seem to be working together. The Director has been communicating with the other EPF agents around the continent and telling them what to do.
Suddenly, the screen turned to static then showed the Director as a dark silhouette as usual.
The Director: Greetings agents. As you've probably heard, villains are at large and are active all over the place. We have as many agents as we can get working to stop this incident. You will all be receiving orders on what to do by your division's leaders and those of you going out there to apprehend them will be assigned to your different tasks. I must attend to South Pole City's agents, so in that case, let Operation Improbable begin.
The screen turned to static for a short moment once more before switching back to the EPF emblem.
Agent Tux: Well, that was that. I can't stick around forever, especially since all this is happening. By the way, Wikipenguino, I think you might come in useful.
Wikipenguino: Me? But how?
Agent Tux: You're X-Antibody was seen with those villains. I was hoping you might be able to provide some information regarding him.
Wikipenguino: That little...no matter how many times we've proven we can foil his plans, he never knows when to stop, does he?
Falco: Looks like he doesn't.
Wikipenguino sighed.
Agent Tux: We'll find a way to put their plans to an end somehow. You'd better get to Club Penguin City Airport, we need some agents to go and take down three known X-Antibodies that have been spotted down at Shiverpool.
Wikipenguino: Sure! We'd be glad to take care of it.
Agent Tux: Alright then, gear up and get going.
Wikipenguino and Falco rushed off excitedly while Terry hopped along behind them.
Falco: Man, I do hope Cheddar's doing alright with all that hoopla.
12:34 PM, January 29th, 2017
EQF Base, Quackington Island
Quackerpingu was making "Wanted" posters of QuaXerpingu. Then, Kektus waddled in.
Kektus: top kektus
Kektus stepped on the TV remote, turning it on.
News Reporter: -on't let your chicks out of igloos, as there are many villains are doing bad things there, and-
Then, the news flash was cut and replaced with some evil message from QuaXerpingu.
QuaXerpingu (on the TV): YOU ALL SMELL!
Then, the news flash was came back.
News Reporter: The weather will be sunny, with a chance of snow coming in later. END OF NEWS.
Quackerpingu closed the TV and pushed the alarm button.
Quackerpingu: ALL EQF AGENTS TO THE HQ!
13:40 PM, January 29th, 2017
26 Puffledor Road, Happyface State
Captain Mullet: PHEW! Ten hours on the train, one hour in the car, one minute on the stairs, ALL IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING!
Cuthbert Tournesol: It's a little bit more to the east!
Ping-Ping: I know, but we need to go back there tomorrow! I can't miss an adventure like this!
Captain Mullet (reluctantly): Oh, all right! Let's go tomorrow. I was hoping for a nice 48 hours of sleep in my king-sized bed.
Ping-Ping: Well, we pack now! LET'S CALL THIS OPERATION: STOP VILLIANS!
Milou: Wooah!
And so Ping-Ping and Captain Mullet got to their rooms to pack. Since Tournesol was "hard of hearing", as he said since the beginning, they decided to leave him at Moulinsart Mansion with their butler.
Cuthbert Tournesol: What are you all doing?
Ping-Ping: Packing our bags again!
Cuthbert Tournesol: Ah, I see. Have a nice a nice day at the auction!
Meanwhile, all the EQF agents that were in the EQF base, Quackerfleet base, Quackington City or somewhere else on the Quackington Island had waddled, teleported or driven to the EQF HQ.
Quackerpingu: It seems that a lot of villains are doing bad stuff all over Antarctica. Does anyone have any ideas about what to do??
Waddler: Let's go and catch them!
Quackerpingu: Good idea!
Topkek von Kek: I'll go and call the governments of all the countries of Antarctica to get permission to go anywhere with the Quackerfleet ships until this ends and fight villains.
Quackerpingu: Also a good idea!
Some time later, Topkek came back.
Topkek: All the governments allowed us to enter all the countries with the Quackerfleet ships to fight villains...except for the East Pengolian one.
Quackerpingu: Good. Also, Quacker called me and said that he saw QuaXerpingu and Quackerpengu along with some other The Evil Something members in CP.
Topkek: That's far away...
Quackerpingu: We'll use this "Ship Teleporter 3000" that i bought from Gary. It creates big portals that ships can go through.
Around an hour later at Club Penguin City's Airport, King George's Island, business was going around quite normally, with penguins waddling left and right and going to their specific flights or waiting around. Wikipenguino, Falco and Terry were making their way with a few disguised EPF Agents.
They took a left turn down a corridor. A security guard halted them, but one of the agents ahead of them flashed him a badge. The guard granted them access and led them down a staircase. He opened a metal door and fresh air and sunlight flooded in.
EPF Agent: Here you go fellas, the pilot is over there.
Wikipenguino: Thanks!
EPF Agent: And before you go, I think an agent said they wanted to meet you guys before you left.
The other agents started heading back up the staircase. The agent looked at them then turned back to the three.
EPF Agent: That's all for now. Good luck!
Without another word, he waddled back up behind the other agents.
Falco: I wonder who he meant by that agent who wanted to meet us?
Terry: Probably Tux making sure we know the instructions, I guess.
As they got closer, Wikipenguino was surprised to see that it was not Agent Tux at all. A yellow penguin with brown hair and white lab coat with a small, red lightning bolt on the coat's pocket was waiting for the three beside the pilot.
Wikipenguino: Uncle?
Dr. Infinity: Good afternoon, you three!
It was none other than Wikipenguino's uncle and scientist, Dr. Infinity.
Wikipenguino: What're you doing here?
Dr. Infinity: I thought I'd properly wish you good luck before your journey and introduce you to the pilot. Wikipeng, Falco, Terry, this is Phil. Phil Sye. Or as he likes to be called, Phil Sye the Aviation Guy.
Phil, who was a white-feathered penguin wearing a light grey headset-like helmet, a darker grey suit with the EPF emblem on one side and shoes greeted them.
Phil: 'ello shirs.
Falco: Hey there!
Wikipenguino: Er, hi.
Phil shook flippers with both Falco and Wikipenguino.
Dr. Infinity: Well then, I hope you do well, stay safe, and if you ever do get the chance, say hello to Aaron for me.
Wikipenguino: Yeah, we will. Thanks, uncle!
Dr. Infinity: Goodbye and good luck!
Dr. Infinity waddled away back towards the inside area of the airport.
Phil: Welp then, ya'd better climb inshide, we gotta go.
Terry: Yeah, sure thing.
Wikipenguino: Great, let's hop in!
All four of them got into the jet and strapped themselves into the seats.
Phil: Arrighty then, letsha go!
Phil strapped himself into the pilot seat and started the engine.
Wikipenguino could feel the jet starting to move and the rest of the airport slowly passing by the window. Suddenly, the plane tilted back slightly and gathered speed.
Phil: Here weh go, guysh! Nexh stahp, Shivapool.
3:56 PM, January 29th, 2017
Shiverpool, Antarctic Peninsula
Meanwhile, on the coast of Shiverpool, the group of X-Creatures that Falco, Wikipenguino and Terry had just gone to pursue were creating a large machine with a long antennae as part of the "super plan". An arcade console was attached to the machine and hooked up with a very thick band of wires and a keyboard was attached next to the controllers and joysticks. A metal control box was attached to the centre of the machine, too. 12yz12ab X was using his telekinesis to construct the machine and was nearly done.
12yz12ab X: Behold! The giant energy projector powered by dark energy! Using stolen experimental technology from the many scientific laboratories that we raided, this machine is able to do many things! By using the temperature settings, it can freeze or melt all of Antarctica! We just have to find somewhere safe to fire it from...
Akbaboy X: Interesting. I can't wait to PWN those pathetic penguins...
XSUCKS: Does it come with a shrink ray?
12yz12ab X: Not yet, I'm still making adjustments, improvements and additions to the machine. It'll be done as soon as I have enough time.
After a few minutes of watching metal levitating and attaching itself to other parts of the machine, Akbaboy X spotted something with a pair of binoculars.
Akbaboy X: Hey! That's a jet with the EPF emblem!
12yz12ab X: Wait, WHAT?!?
Sure enough, a white and blue jet with the EPF emblem on it was coming closer and closer to the Antibodies who were watching speechlessly it as it flew closer.
Akbaboy X: Wha...Well, don't just stand there pathetically! We gotta do something!
XSUCKS: I am NOT pathetic!
XSUCKS shoved 12yz12ab X out of the way and went up to the arcade console and pressed one of the buttons labelled "ON/OFF". The machine came alive and booted up. Instead of showing a video game menu screen, a radar like screen was there instead. A red dot was shown getting closer to a bigger green dot in middle of the screen.
12yz12ab X: No! WAIT! Not all of the features are complete!
XSUCKS: It doesn't matter, it's freeze ray time! OH YEAH!!!
XSUCKS moved the cursor using one of the joysticks until it was directly above the red dot. XSUCKS typed in "temperature_select" using the keyboard. A temperature selector came up on the screen and XSUCKS typed in the maximum freezing level possible before pressing "fire". He grinned as the machine whirred and shook. The antennae was locked to track the jet then started to charge up.
XSUCKS: See how pathetic this is gonna be, puny penguins! OH YEAH!!!
Suddenly, a bright white-blue beam of light ejected itself from the antennae and directly hit the jet.
Inside the jet just moments before, the team inside were completely unaware of the X-Antibodies being right in front of their very noses and were continuing to fly towards the airport.
Phil: Arright guys, we're almosh there. Da airport should be nearby.
Wikipenguino, who seemed to be half asleep, seemed relieved.
Wikipenguino: Fantabulous. I was *yawn* really starting to-SWEET SNOWZER CHEESE!
The sudden shaking of the plane awoke Terry and Falco's senses.
Falco: W-what's h-happening!?
Phil: I dunno! Imma try geddus outta here!
Terry: This is the worst turbulence I've ever experienced!
Unfortunately, when Phil attempted to change the jet's direction, the piloting controls seemed to be stuck. A closer looked showed that the controls were frozen and stuck in their current positions. Ice was crawling up the levers and freezing the buttons. Phil tried pulling, flipping, pressing and pushing every single one of them. None of the controls budge.
Phil: W-w-wat's happenin to da controls!?
The temperature had suddenly gone ice-cold and was dropping rapidly.
Terry: Out there! Look!
Wikipenguino and Falco saw the three X-Antibodies watching them as the plane slowly started to paralyse. The entire interior of the jet slowly started to crystallize with ice sprouting from every direction.
Wikipenguino: T-t-they're f-freezing o-our p-p-plane!
Wikipenguino noticed his teeth were chattering and he himself was shivering. He had never been this cold.
Falco: D-don't w-w-worry! I-I'll f-flame us o-outta here!
Terry: N-n-no! T-that'll m-make the e-engine explode a-and then w-we'll all b-be in m-much g-great-t-ter t-trouble!
Phil: G-guysh w-we're s-shtartin' t-to l-loosing a-altitude, s-sho w-we gotta g-get outta h-here!
Phil rammed into the frozen-shut door of the plane which burst open. The vast ocean could be seen under them.
Terry: W-What?! No, n-no, I'm not d-doing that...
Wikipenguino: T-Terry i-if w-we d-don't t-this p-plane's g-gonna nosedive into t-the ocean and w-who k-knows what'll happen.
Terry: B-but-
But as the aircraft started to descend quickly, Wikipenguino grabbed Terry and leapt out of the open door.
Wikipenguino: GERONIMO!
Phil and Falco followed him after as the jet made a large splash into the ocean.
Back at the EPF headquarters, Agent Tux and the others were discussing something else...
EPF Agent: Sir, what is our next course of action?
Tux: I'm glad you asked.
Tux threw a small device onto the table. Emerging from it was a small hologram of a familiar brown penguin.
Tux: Capture this individual before the final attack on the villains.
EPF Agent: But sir, all our files indicate that he is just a normal citizen.
Tux: That is where the files are wrong. The analysis of his last blood test has revealed that he is the Q.U.A.I.L. one.
EPF Agent: Come again?
Tux: The Quite Unusual And' Incredibly Lucky one. We have had to keep his identity under wraps for the sake of the public.
EPF Agent: Sir, that still barely explains everything.
Tux: *Sigh* In every generation of Penguins, there is one born who is blessed with an incredible ability. They are able to endlessly radiate a chemical not found in nature known to us only as "Dues Ex Machina". With it, penguins around them will be protected from permanent damage or be able to get them out of tough situations with relative ease. We have dubbed them the Q.U.A.I.L. ones. We will be a very powerful ally if we can find him.
EPF Agent: ...How much money does he owe you sir?
Tux: 20 bucks.
EPF Agent: You know, you could've just said that.
Tux: Listen agent, you were given orders, and I have another reason other than just an overdue loan.
EPF Agent: On it, sir.
Meanwhile, somewhere at the sea near CP, the Quackerfleet ships were coming out of the portals.
Quackerpingu: Quacker called again and said that QuaXerpingu, Quackerpengu and the others went on a Walrus Line ferry going to Shiverpool. He went on the ferry along with Quack and Quackerpenguin to follow them, as well. Oh, and Walrus101 is on the ferry, too.
Topkek: Let's go to Shiverpool then!
Quackerpingu: We'll go there, when the ship is going there. When Walrus101 is there, then they might become bounty hunters, take over the ship and sail somewhere else to give him to the Walrus Crime Ring.
Topkek: I'll use the ship tracker to find out where's it going.
Quackerpingu: Good idea. Also, they can't get away, as our ships are faster :)
All the EQF agents: :D
Meanwhile, Ping-Ping, Milou and Captain Mullet were ready to go back to Blizzardville. As he was hopping along, Milou accidently turned on the TV, currently showing a news program.
Penguin on the news: We are reporting multiple accidents and villains in Shiverpool. A frozen aeroplane is currently floating in the sea, and the evil XSUCKS was heard shouting by fishers. It is curr-
Ping-Ping switched off the TV and turned to Captain Mullet.
Ping-Ping: WE'RE GOING TO SHIVERPOOOOOL!
After hearing that, Captain Mullet fell down in awkwardness.
Cuthbert Tournesol: It's a little bit more to the east! Oh, how did you fall down and are you alright?
Returning to Shiverpool, the three X-Antibodies were confused as to where the penguins had gone.
Akbaboy X: Where are they?
12yz12ab X: Chances are they've frozen to death in that jet and then drowned underwater.
XSUCKS noticed a news helicopter flying by trying to get footage of them.
XSUCKS: Will that helicopter get out of here!? Oh, nevermind...
XSUCKS: Shrink Ray! OH YEAH!!!
He aimed his flipper at the helicopter and fired.
ZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Every piece of the helicopter shrunk rapidly with the penguins screaming inside. Suddenly, the entire thing shrunk within the blink of an eye and plummeted down.
Suddenly, a flipper extended from behind a tree and grabbed it.
All three of the antibodies were confused.
From behind the tree, Wikipenguino, Falco, Terry and Phil revealed themselves. Wikipenguino was holding the shrunken jet in one flipper. He carefully placed it down a safe distance away then returned.
XSUCKS: Well, well, well...you survived...came back for a rematch?
Falco: Yeah, and this time, we're taking you down.
Akbaboy X: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Wikipenguino: So. Are we gonna do this or let the Narrator babble on all day while we wait?
12yz12ab X: Bring it on.
Wikipenguino pulled out his keysaber and activated it. Phil charged forwards to tackle XSUCKS.
XSUCKS: Really? Then how about THIS! SQUID LAUNCHER! OH YEAH!!!!!!
XSUCKS fired a squid hitting Phil square in the face who fell over.
Falco: FEEL THE BURN!!!!!
Two long jets of flame burst from Falco's flippers which 12yz12ab X blocked using his telekinesis.
XSUCKS: Shrink ray! OH YEAH!!!
XSUCKS used his built-in ray-gun and zapped Phil with it.
Phil: NOOOOOO! WATSH HAPPENIN' TO MAH BODY IT FEELSH LIEK IT'SH BECOMEN' SMALLER...
XSUCKS: OH YEAH!!! Now you're tiny!
Terry grabbed the now miniature Phil and stored him in his hammerspace while XSUCKS tried to zap him with it. Terry rolled and dodged the many blasts while XSUCKS chased him.
Falco was still having trouble fighting 12yz12ab X who was now trying to shoot him with a gun powered by dark energy. Wikipenguino was barely making any progress with fighting Akbaboy X and was slowly getting overpowered by him.
Wikipenguino: Take this!
He swung his keysaber which Akbaboy X avoided and landed Wikipenguino a punch which sent him flying into a tree.
Akbaboy X looked happy with himself then turned to Falco and Terry.
XSUCKS: HAH! Now we've gotcha!
Akbaboy X: Now which one of you wants to be PWNed next?
Terry whispered to Falco.
Terry: Whatever you do, don't let them use the machine! That was the thing that shot us out of the sky!
Falco: Right then. Got it!
Falco leapt up a tree using his ninja skills and fired a blast of flame at the machine.
12yz12ab X: NOOO!!!
The X-Antibody, distracted by the attempt to destroy the machine, protecting only some of the blast with his telekinesis and went to cater for the damage that had succeeded in harming the control box which was now emitting smoke. XSUCKS proceeded to try and help him. The arcade console was viewing static on the screen.
Akbaboy X approached the tree and PWNed it, knocking it over into the ocean while Falco leapt off of it and attempted to proceed and PWN Falco.
Akbaboy X: You can't evade me forever! OUCH!!!
Terry had bit Akbaboy X on the foot. Akbaboy X tried to PWN him in time, but was hit hard in the head by Wikipenguino, knocking him out.
Wikipenguino: Phew...that wasn't easy.
They then turned to XSUCKS and 12yz12ab X.
12yz12ab X: WHAT!? The machine isn't done yet, you need to distract them while I-
Suddenly police sirens were heard and police cars pulled up behind them.
XSUCKS: Oh, poop.
XSUCKS used his grappling hook and fired it at a news helicopter. 12yz12ab X used his telekinesis to grab Akbaboy X before grabbing onto XSUCKS.
Police Officer: Hey! They're getting away!
Some of the officers fired at the fleeing X-Antibodies who were surmounting the helicopter. 12yz12ab X was blocking their bullets using his telekinesis.
XSUCKS: OH YEAH!!! You'll never stop us now-
CLANG!
XSUCKS had slammed himself face first into the side of the helicopter.
12yz12ab X: Look where you're going, you idiot!
XSUCKS unglued himself from the helicopter then smashed open the door and threw the news crew members out of the helicopter into the ocean. 12yz12ab X pulled Akbaboy into the helicopter which zoomed off into the distance. The police started examining the machine while the news crew members swam to shore. A few EPF agents were amongst the police, too.
Wikipenguino: Huh...so that happened...I'm still a little dizzy from that kick from Akbaboy X...where's Phil?
Terry pulled the tiny Phil out from his hammerspace.
Falco and Wikipenguino: Phil!?
Phil: Heya guys! D'ya have aneh ideeya how to getsh meh back to normal shyze?
Terry: XSUCKS had a shrink ray installed on that gun-flipper of his.
Wikipenguino: Uh...don't worry, Phil! We'll uh...figure it out...somehow...eventually...
Phil: Great!
???: Hey, guys!
They all turned to see none other than the Penguin Prankster Who Likes Cheese and Wikipenguino's cousin, Cheddarbox.
Terry, Falco and Wikipenguino: Cheddar!
Cheddarbox: I heard you guys were taking on the X-Antibodies. It was live on the local news channel...until those penguins broke into that helicopter and flew away, I guess. Me, a few EPF agents and some other guys 'round the area thought we should've called the police since it looked like you were getting PWNed.
Falco: Nah, we would've handled it anyway.
Wikipenguino: How've you and everyone else been handling the whole "villains are coming to town, stay alert" especially since three of them were just here about a minute ago.
Cheddar: Eh, we've been handling it fine, I guess. Most of my neighbourhood, me included, were evacuated and moved to a safe zone guarded by police and EPF agents when we heard the three antibodies were down by the coast next door. Nobody wanted to go near them without getting PWNed themselves, and the EPF here isn't that big, so we waited for some agents to go and handle it. We never knew you guys were gonna dive right into it...
Terry: The three of them intercepted us on our way to the airport.
Cheddar: Oh. Well, I guess that explains it.
Wikipenguino: By the way, d'you think you could take this to the scientists at the EPF and see if they could handle this...?
Falco held out the tiny Phil in his flipper who waved at Cheddar.
Cheddar: Is that...a penguin...?
Terry: Sure is.
Wikipenguino: Yeah...Cheddar, this is Phil, an agent and pilot of the EPF, Phil, this is Cheddar who is also an agent.
Cheddar seemed to stunned to speak for a few seconds.
Cheddar: Hey there...
Phil: Hi!
Terry: XSUCKS shrunk him with his ray gun. D'you think the agents here can get him back to normal size?
Cheddar: Oh, that is cool! I wish I was that small...but yeah, sure, we'll handle it.
Falco carefully slid Phil into Cheddar's flipper.
Cheddar: Well, uh, in that case, I'll catch you all later. Oh, and before you go, I heard this agent wanted to speak to you...I can't remember his name..."Turner"? "Tusk"? "Tuxeedo"? I think it was something like Tuxeedo...
Wikipenguino: That must be Agent Tux.
Cheddar: Oh. Okay then. Well, anyways, I gotta go. See ya!
Cheddar waddled off towards the centre of the city with Phil in his flippers.
Suddenly, Wikipenguino's spyphone rang.
Wikipenguino: Hello?
Tux (on the phone): Wikipeng, we have another mission for you.
Wikipenguino: Okay...what's that...?
Tux: We've just caught word from Sam Rudi that walri have been spotted in Snowville by the EPF agents there. We believe that it may be the Walrus Crime Ring. I think they could use some of your help. We've got a few agents there that will assist you, and we may send in others along the way because, well, we all know what walri are like.
Wikipenguino: Greeaaaat...how are we going to get there?
Tux: Currently, just as of a few hours ago, we've been setting up this currently experimental teleportation devices which have been delivered and are active in most bases, Shiverpool and Snowville included. Not completely finished, but it gets the job done well and gets you to where you need to be with minimal fuss. It's much faster than planes, cars or jets, and wastes much less time. You may be one of the very few to try it.
Wikipenguino: Sweet. Is it safe to use, though?
Tux: Should be, the scientists have tested it several times with small objects. It should be the same with larger living objects such as penguins and puffles. So what happens when we get to Snowville?
Agent Tux: Get to Snowville first, then await further instructions. Either I will contact you or Sam will inform you of the next few phases.
Wikipenguino: Gotcha. Thanks!
Tux: Any time.
Wikipenguino hung up the phone and turned to the others.
Wikipenguino: So, uh we're going to Snowville via teleportation to tackle a bunch of walri.
Falco: Walri, huh?
Terry: That doesn't sound very easy...
Falco: Well, either way, Let's get going then. Can't miss out on the fun now can we?
Wikipenguino: No we can't.
With that, they raced off to the Shiverpool EPF base.
At that moment, Ping-Ping, Captain Mullet and their dog puffle Milou arrived at the James Kwiksilver International Airport. Five shady-looking characters in black hoods were shuffling around in the corner, near a room with a sign saying OUT OF ORDER.
Ping-Ping: We're finally here! Hmm, I can't see th-
BANG!!!
Everybody turned around, the shady penguins had gone and the OUT OF ORDER sign was swinging.
Ping-Ping: Captain, I think that somebody-or something- went in that room. Let's go and look!
They went towards to the room, and opened the door. They saw some members of the S.H.A.R.K. with black hoods and Crash Test, making something with a broken-down arcade machine.
Wikipenguino X: You foolish idiot, Bernie! I told you not to slam the door!
Crash Test: Shuuuush, eet's eh relieif thet nobady thouwat awf cohming een heeere!
Xeng Guin: And where are those three that were hanging around attracting attention down by the cove? They should be back by now...
Ping-Ping picked up a wooden plank as a weapon, and the Captain picked up his suitcase, while Ping-Ping slowly closed the door.
Ping-Ping: FLIPPERS UP!
Every villain turned around, with their flippers in the air. Some of them lowered their flippers when they saw who it was.
Xeng Guin: Nice try, young reporter, we never knew you were a part-time police officer. But you will not win to tell the tale. TAKE THIS!
After saying that in a sarcastic tone, using his powers, he blasted molten stone at Ping-Ping, but missed.
Crash Test: Ze mahcheene's reahdey! TAEK DEES!
The machine fired a ball, which hopelessly shattered to peices on the wall, leaving a stringy substance on the floor.
Captain Mullet: What is this gadget, eh?
Xeng: It's a machine that fires spaghetti in balls, it's powered with electricity and against YOU!
Wikipenguino X facepalmed once again and sighed.
Wikipenguino X: This is exactly why we shouldn't have let some villains come to the meeting!
Crash: Ze macheen weel be useful, trust me!
Crash Test pressed a button, and the spaghetti suddenly moved towards the Captain, Milou and Ping-Ping.
Wikipenguino X: Bernie, start getting us outta here. I'm gonna start focusing on my master plan soon enough.
Captain Mullet: YOU TROGLODITES! PORCUPINES! BASHI-BAZOUKS! Uh... ANYWAY, WE'LL GET YOU SOON ENOUGH!
Milou tried to bite away the waves of spaghetti, but on the third try he was zapped unconscious, while Bernie tried to melt a wall.
Ping-Ping: MILOU!
It was too late to do anything else. Bernie somehow melted a wall and made an escape hole, the spaghetti was beginning to trap their flippers, while Milou was already under the spaghetti.
Captain Mullet: We've got to get out somehow!
Ping-Ping managed to struggle off the moving spaghetti from his flippers, and suddenly got an idea.
Ping-Ping: Try and nudge me your suitcase, I found the same rope from when we went to find that meteorite in my coat!
Using the rope, he tied the suitcase to the plank and then banged it against the door, until it finally opened.
Captain Mullet: HELP! GET US OUT OF HERE!
Meanwhile, at the sea somewhere between CP and Shiverpool...
Walrus101: You're going to pay!
The captain of the ship: Yes!
QuaXerpingu: No. Tie them to these chairs!
Quackerpengu tied them to the chairs.
QuaXerpingu: I'll give you to the WCR and get money :D
Quackerpengu: RED ALERT! Our ship is too slow! The Quackerfleet ships are coming!
QuaXerpingu: C E N S O R E D
Soon, the battleship "Onwaddler" got close enough to the ferry for the EQF agents, including Quackerpingu, to get to the ferry.
Quackerpingu: Quack.
Meanwhile, the evil penguins were leaving the ship through a portal.
QuaXerpingu: ALL OF YOU! GET INTO THE PORTAL!
Quackerpengu: The walrus is too heavy, we can't take him through the portal! Why did we tie him to the chair so that he can't move?
QuaXerpingu: ...
QuaXerpingu and Quackerpengu waddled through the portal and it closed. Then, Quackerpingu came in.
Quackerpingu: ...
Quackerpingu cut the ropes used to tie Walrus101 and the captain of the ship to chairs with his keysaber.
Walrus101: Thank you!
The captain: Thank you!
Then, the EQF agents left the ship along with Quacker, Quack and Quackerpenguin. The ship started sailing to Shiverpool again, and the Quackerfleet ships started sailing back to CP.
By now, the Captain, Milou and Ping-Ping were free, the spaghetti was trapped in a large tank, the hole was being reconstructed and the spaghetti machine was being taken away by scientists.
Staff 1#: It's lucky you were nosey curious enough to look in that room, otherwise they would've remembered to take the machine with them and destroy the airport!
Ping-Ping: It's nothing! I wonder...
Staff 2#: Hey, your puffle's just come round!
6:56 PM, January 29th, 2017
Snowville, Polaris SAD
The mayor of Snowville was waiting patiently in Snowville's EPF base. Many agents were either scouting the city for walri or contacting or updating other EPF bases on the latest finds.
Suddenly, in a separate room that concealed the teleporter entrance, the teleporter started to glow and hum faintly.
ZAP!
Wikipenguino appeared inside the teleporter and staggered out.
ZAP!
Falco materialised next on his back and sat up.
ZAP!
Terry rolled out of the teleporter last.
Wikipenguino: Man, was that very disorientating...
Sam Rudi, the mayor of Snowville, who was also an EPF Agent, turned around to see the three agents.
Sam Rudi: There you are! You've finally made it.
Wikipenguino: Yeah...sorry for the slight delay.
Sam Rudi: Nah, it's fine, I guess. Some of the agents said there's some walri down by the power station trying to-
Suddenly the lights flickered and the screens changed to static. All the agents paused to watch. After a few seconds, the face of a walrus came on all of the screens. It was none other than the leader of the Walrus Crime Ring, Walrus.
Sam Rudi: Trying to do that...
Walrus smiled evilly.
Walrus (on the screen): Well, well, well! It looks like we've been able to hack into the EPF's security system! Mwahaha...
Sam Rudi: You'll never get away with whatever you're doing!
Walrus: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that! You don't even know what we have in store for the final phase of us villains' master plan!
Falco: We're going to PWN you one way or another, you fat, ugly, walrus!
Walrus: Who're you calling fat!?
Falco: I'm calling you fat!
Walrus: YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH WHO WILL BE LAUGHING ONCE THIS IS ALL OVER, PENGUIN! YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE WALRUS CRIME RING!
The screens flickered once more and resumed to their usual appearances.
Sam Rudi: So, um, yeah, we needed some agents to get over there and put an end to whatever those walri are up to before things get tougher than they already should be and I think you two could help with that. We'll let some agents come with you and if you need extra support, just give us a call.
Wikipenguino: Alrightio then. Let's roll!
Terry: I am so not looking forward to this one...
7:00 PM, January 29th, 2017
New Duck City, Duck Island
A duck: There are many villains doing bad stuff everywhere in Antarctica...
President Fat Duck: What then?
The other duck: The (Unofficial) Alliance of Greenhogs and Pink Panthers is attacking us, as well!
Fat Duck: Send the army, the navy and the air force to fight them! Oh, i almost forgot...SEND HIM, TOO!
The other duck: Ok.
Fat Duck: Greenhogs and pink panthers smell!
Soon, the navy ships were sailing to Duck Island 2. The air force planes were flying there, as well, and there also were some ferries for the army.
Back in Snowville, Old Town, one of the neighbourhoods, had been evacuated do to the presence of walri. The sun was no longer visible an had sunk below the horizon. The sky was a deep blue and the whole vicinity was darkened.
Falco, Wikipenguino, Terry and a few more EPF agents were on the rooftop of a building and were communicating by whipsering to each other.
Falco: I'd love nothing better than for that fat guy to show his face so I can give him a lesson...
Terry: You can't just do that, he can greatly injure you. Don't underestimate a walrus.
Wikipenguino: Down there guys, look!
Wikipenguino and some of the agents had spotted something with their binoculars.
Larger-than-penguin-sized figures were moving across the street to what seemed to be Snowville's telecommunication centre.
Wikipenguino: We gotta follow them. Let's go!
They all came back down the way the entered and quietly followed them into the centre.
Agent #1: Uh, we got a problem...The front area is being guarded by walri.
Falco: Looks like we're just going to have to try the back door.
Agent #2: I've checked, there's a walrus guarding it too.
Wikipenguino: Then the only way to do this is to take him out swiftly and silently.
The agents were careful not to get spotted. Unfortunately, one of them slightly disturbed a bag of rubbish in an alleyway. The walrus turned their way.
Walrus: Who's there?
Wikipenguino: Oh no...
The walrus shuffled closer to where they were hiding.
Walrus: Hmmm...must've been the wind...
One of the agents fired a sleeping dart which hit the walrus once he returned to his position. The walrus instantly collapsed and fell asleep.
Falco: I still can't believe he actually thought it was the wind.
Wikipenguino: Yeah, me neither. Well, let's get in before he wakes up. Then we'll be in trouble.
The team slowly opened the back door then locked it behind them.
Falco: Wow, it's dark in here.
He used his flippers to create a small fire which glowed just enough for them to see their surroundings. A few crates, boxes and other itmes lined the walls.
Wikipenguino: This must be the back room...
Terry: I think the main door is here!
Terry pushed open a metal door which creaked open.
It was even darker in the next room.
Wikipenguino: Huh. They must've gotten to the power switch. Walruses...
WHOOSH
The agents froze.
Agent #1: What was that?
Wikipenguino: I'm getting that strange, creepy feeling that we're being watched. Please tell me I'm not the only one...
Falco: As a ninja, I can tell you that this would be a great opportunity for any other ninja to sneak up on us so just watch your back anyways...
Terry: Can we move forward? I'm not a fan of silent, dark spaces especially with that creepy feeling that Wikipenguino just mentioned.
Agent #2: Let's take out our night vision goggles, maybe that will help.
The agents all pulled out their night vision goggles and turned them on.
Terry: This is the lobby of Snowville's telecommunications centre isn't it?
Agent #3: It sure is...
Wikipenguino: I'm telling you, somebody is on our tail for sure. It's real quiet. Too quiet...If I'm not right I'll be a-
Suddenly, something tiny and metal made a sound that echoed throughout the building.
A ninja star was wedged into the ground right were Wikipenguino was going to step next.
Wikipenguino:...slab of smoked salmon...
The agents looked up.
Agent #1: NINJA WALRI!!!
Indeed, on the ceiling above them, walri in ninja suits were hanging silently from the light fixtures. The immediately leapt to different locations as soon as the agent yelled. Everyone took out their weapons. Falco started chasing one of them and leapt over a set of stairs leading to a higher platform.
Terry: WHERE ON EARTH ARE THEY!?
Wikipenguino: I DON'T KNOW EITHER!
It was hard to keep track of the ninjas' movements as the were all leaping and moving swiftly and soundlessly from one place to another.
Wikipenguino: Take this!
He activated his keysaber and slashed at nothing but thin air.
Wikipenguino: Wait, what? Where did he go?
Wikipenguino whirled around to see the walrus he was after. The walrus kicked at him and Wikipenguino dodged just in time, narrowly avoiding the walrus, but tripped over and fell onto his back.
Agent #1: How're we supposed to catch them!?
Wikipenguino: I don't think we can!
Falco blasted jets of flame into the darkness, brightening it up temporarily which the ninjas avoided.
Back at Snowville's telecommunications centre, the team was still having trouble fighting off the ninjas still attacking them. The fact that it was very dark didn't help either.
Agent #1: What should we do!?
Wikipenguino: Quick! Call for support!
The agents hastily pulled out their spyphones and called for support.
Falco: GUYS! In here! We can stay in here while they arrive!
The agents quickly ran back into the room they came from connecting the back entrance to the main lobby. The walri were catching up quickly. Falco created a wall of flame just as the last agent made it in before slamming the door and promptly locking it. The others pushed the heavy crates against the wall and stacked items on top of it.
Agent #2: Phew! That should hold them!
BANG!
The boxes and other items lined against the walls shuddered and shook. The little space that they could see the door from revealed that there was a large dent in it.
Wikipenguino: Or not...
Terry: W-well, what're we gonna do? We can't just sit here, they'll break in and pound us into penguin and puffle pancakes! And I am not looking forward to that.
BANG!
Agent #3: This is bad...let's escape through the back door!
Falco: Huh...how come we never thought of this earlier...
But suddenly, they heard a pounding from the other side of the door.
Walrus: Hey! Let me in! Or I'll tear this door down myself!
Terry: Uh oh...he's woken up. The dart I assume didn't last long.
BANG!
Some of the boxes fell over.
Agent #1: What are we going to do? We can't give up now!
Wikipenguino: The walls, apart from the one leading into the room with those walri which we don't want to go back into, are too thick for my keysaber, I can't saw through those either.
BANG! CRASH!
Terry gulped.
Terry: We're done for.
An awful lot of noise seemed to be happening on the other side of the door with the sound of heavy things falling to the floor and others crashing.
Wikipenguino: Well, I guess, if this really is the end, it was nice knowing you all, may we all rest in pepperonis...
Suddenly, something long, glowing, blue and in the shape of the end of a key came right through the door cutting through and burning some of the boxes and objects made them all jump. A closer look revealed that it was the blade of a keysaber.
Falco: They must've found your keysaber!
Wikipenguino: T-that's impossible, I've got mine right here!
Terry: Whoever it is, we'd better be prepared!
The agents took out their pistols and weapons and Wikipenguino activated his keysaber. Falco's flippers were alight with flame.
The door was almost fully cut open by the keysaber and suddenly fell down with a loud clang. A penguin-shaped figure was standing there holding a blue keysaber.
Wikipenguino: W-who are you? Reveal yourself!
Falco: Yeah! Don't make me burn you!
The penguin waddled forward and the light from Falco's flaming flippers and Wikipenguino's keysaber made it clear that it was an aqua penguin wearing a red horned helmet and had a jet pack on his back.
Star kirby12: Relax guys, you can put down your weapons, it's me!
Wikipenguino: Star? Is that actually you?
Star: It sure is.
The agents lowered their defences and looked extremely relieved. The flame on Falco's flippers turned into smoke. The ninja walri lay motionless on the ground behind Star.
Star: Everyone alright?
Falco: Pretty much, yeah. Man, we thought you were another one of those walri...
Star: Nah, they've been dealt with. They were fast, and not easy to catch, but they're out cold anyways. You called for support?
Terry: We did. Walruses aren't our thing I guess.
Agent #2: Especially when they're ninjas.
Falco: Well, now that you're here, we probably need your help. There's a walrus outside that's just dying to get his tusks on us.
Star: Pretty sure they've been handled too. I let the others that came with me to tackle any guards while I flew in through the main entrance. The Director's been assigning me to different places, but while I was here, I thought I'd help out.
Wikipenguino: Great! I'm not convinced those were the last of the walri, though. There could still be some in the building.
The agents waddled into the building while trying to observe their surroundings. They were sure to be extra careful as they reached the next room.
Agent #3: Any idea where the light switch may be?
Star: Probably in the next rooms.
Falco: No doubt we're going to have to fight our way through more of them and encounter that fat-
???: I AM NOT FAT!!!
The lights suddenly came on to reveal walruses coming in from every entrance. Walrus was amongst them and looked furious.
Walrus: You think you can call me fat!? Penguin, you will be the first to feel the wrath of the Walrus Crime Ring!
Walrus turned to the other walruses.
Walrus: Get them.
The agents immediately took out their weapons as the walruses closed in.
Terry: What do we do!?
Suddenly, Star noticed the power control box being guarded by two walruses. He took out his Mike Sword and threw it straight at the box. Much to their surprise, the walruses kept advancing. In addition, the shortage of power has led some Ninja Walruses to their location.
Falco: Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!
When it looked like they were done for, a few blasts of hot sauce melted a huge group of the walruses. The mysterious hero jumped to the heroes to reveal himself.
Walrus: A traitor!
Iron Walrus: I AM NOT A TRAITOR.
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Zeno124 and DevMel66 suddenly wedged their way into this story.
Zeno: Dev, you know what I don't understand?
Dev: What?
Zeno: During this entire story, neither of us have appeared. Not even mentioned once.
Dev: Well now it seems that we're in it since the voices just spoke again.
Zeno: Maybe our head voice forgot to include us in this story because he was a little late on finding out about it. What can we do?
Dev: I think someone watched SnowBob earlier, and you created that show, so I guess that counts... but our voice will find a way, right, head voice?
Er... it seems impossible to put you two in the main events currently happening, so I'd recommend you stay as useless side characters.
Zeno: Alright, enough fourth-wall breaking for one story! Dev, I have to go, I should be interrogating Xeno right now.
Dev: Alright. See ya.
Zeno hung up his icePhone and turned to where his x-antibody Xeno should've been. Instead there was a chair with open flippercuffs on the seat.
Zeno: Of course, he got away. This is what happens when you enter a story late, Zeno!
At that moment, Ping-Ping, Captain Mullet and Milou were wondering how to make their part of the story properly connect.
Ping-Ping: Maybe a giant blackboard would help?
Captain Mullet: Nah, let's just go out of this airport and get kidnapped or something. Good idea?
Ping-Ping: Yes, but the readers don't know what you said! That's in Wingdings!
Captain Mullet: Oh, alright. I said "get kidnapped or something. Good idea?". Better?
Ping-Ping: Yep, I'm sure that they can see it properly now. Let's make more story then!
Back at the Snowville telecommunications centre, the walruses were still stunned at Iron Walrus' sudden entrance.
Wikipenguino: Oh wait, is it our scene now?
Terry: We shouldn't keep the reader waiting.
Walrus: ...*ahem*...DON'T JUST STAND THERE, YOU USELESS WALRI! GET THEM!
Iron Walrus: Bring it on!
The many walruses advanced on the penguins and Iron Walrus. The agents put on their night-vision goggles then proceeded to attack. With Iron Walrus' help, their combined efforts were proven to be effective against the many walri. Walrus attempted to back away. Star kirby noticed and used his jet pack to fly ahead of him and land in front.
Star: You're not getting away that easily!
Walrus grinned evilly.
Walrus: We'll see about that!
Star took out his keysaber and held his Mike Sword in the other and swung at Walrus who dodged and ducked. After a minute of fighting or so, Walrus managed to knock Star's keysaber out of his flippers and make him stumble backwards slightly.
Walrus: Ha! Now I've got you!
Walrus was about to do something, but Wikipenguino jumped forwards and held his flipper in front of Walrus.
Wikipenguino: STOP! I know kung-fu!
Star looked skeptical.
Star: Do you really?
Wikipenguino: Well, uh, no I don't actually, I was just trying to distract him while you-
Star: Watch out!
Suddenly, Walrus swiped at Wikipenguino with his tusks. Wikipenguino, who noticed before it could do too much damage, attempted to dodge but was knocked onto the floor.
Walrus: HA! Now, it's your turn-OOF!
Walrus was blasted onto his side by Iron Walrus. Before Iron Walrus could do anything else, More ninja walruses descended from the ceiling and attacked him. Star tried to go after Walrus, but was met with more ninjas.
Star: He's getting away!
Walrus left through another back entrance along with a few of the other walri.
Some of the other agents attempted to follow but were blocked by more walruses.
Outside from the telecommunications centre, the agents who had followed Star had no idea what was happening.
Agent #4: What's taking them so long? Are Star and Iron Walrus still not enough support?
Agent #5: Wait, what's that noise?
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!
Agent #4: What...is...that...?
A solid white helicopter made of what appeared to be text characters flew upwards from behind the building until it was high enough in the sky. Before they could do anything, the helicopter quickly retreated out of sight and appeared to go through a portal. The agents only managed to catch a glimpse of a walrus wearing red glasses through the window.
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Suddenly, the agents from inside the building and Iron Walrus rushed out.
Agent #4: There you guys are! We just saw a few other walruses leave the building before you!
Star: Where are they now?
Agent #6: ...in some sort of helicopter...
Agent #4: They flew into a portal and got away. Sadly, there was nothing we could do about it. None of us brought a grappling hook or something that could catch them quick enough.
Star: *sigh*
Falco: Great. That's the second time it's happened to us. Are we making any progress around here?
Wikipenguino: Well, we did just take out a bunch of Walrus Crime Ring members that are all going behind bars, thanks to the help of ol' Iron Walrus here, so I guess that's a start, isn't it?
Terry: Pretty much.
Wikipenguino: I've now informed Tux of the news. He's just said we have to be ready for tomorrow for yet another mission that he has for us. This is one truly insane mission, eh?
Terry: *Sigh* let's go back to base then. When will this adventure end?
Wikipenguino: An agent's work is never done. But I think it'll probably end as soon as the writers of this story say so.
Falco: But for now, as Wikipeng said, we can't sit around like statues when there's villains on the loose like that evil crook of a penguin. We've still gotta catch 'em all.
7:30 PM, January 29th, 2017
Unknown
Meanwhile, the walruses from the helicopter who had entered the portal reappeared on an island that seemed to be far from any civilization. Goof E, Xary and a few other evil scientists were present on the island.
Walrus: Those foolish penguins thwarted us again! And I can't believe that double-crossing traitor of a walrus showed up to aid them!
A puffle was situated on top of yet another machine. He pulled a lever and the portal behind them vanished. He turned around and the walri recognized Dr. Aye-Que.
Aye-Que: Luckily, while you were all doing whatever you were doing, We were creating...
Xary pulled a large veil off of something huge.
Aye-Que: Behold...ALBERT!
The walruses looked confused. Before them stood what was presumably a huge computer screen.
Walrus: You named a computer screen "Albert"? This is more anticlimactic than I thought it would be...
Aye-Que: It's not just a screen. Allow us to show you...
Xary flipped a few switches behind the screen.
The screen suddenly sprung into life. It lit up and a humming noise could be heard. Solid-green words appeared on the screen in a console-like format against a dark green background and were individually narrated by a classic monotone computer voice.
Albert: STARTUP SUCCESSFUL. REQUIRED LIBRARIES FOUND AND IMPLEMENTED. TOTAL PROGRESS AT 50%.
Walrus: So you took all this time to build a talking computer?
Aye-Que: No, keep watching!
Albert: TOTAL PROGRESS AT 80%. TOTAL PROGRESS AT 90%. TOTAL PROGRESS AT 100%.
The words cleared themselves from the screen and were replaced by a smiling penguin made simply of solid-green outline.
Walrus: What...?
The machine spoke, but this time with a more natural voice.
Albert: Hello. My name is Albert. How are you today?
Walrus: So it is actually a talking computer.
Aye-Que: No, you fool! It's an AI system! An artificial intelligence! With a little help from your hacking tools and programs, we were able to create this! Albert is an obedient and intelligent computer designed to help us put an end to the rest of the fools who think they can stop us. As soon as he's done, he'll be useful in accessing the electrical and online world. I don't even think Tails will be able to stop us now, heh heh...
Chapter 2: An Impossible Mission[edit]
9:00 PM, January 29th, 2017
Residential Server, Club Penguin Island
Mr Cow2 was home, relaxing.
Mr Cow2: Nothing says rotting the brain more than staying up late! Yep, these are the good times.
Suddenly, a helicopter hovered over his igloo, dropped down a claw Aqua Grabber style, and scooped up the entire igloo and some of the ice surrounding it.
Mr Cow2: Oh come on, I payed my rent! Or maybe this is about the vacuum cleaner.
The helicopter headed for the EPF HQ, one full igloo in tow.
8:30 AM, January 30th, 2017
McDonald's City EPF Wing, Mcdonalds City
Agent X1: Hey, we need to move.
Agent R99: No way, un! I have to watch the rest of the All-Stars game vs. the Philly Cheesestake Jetpacks! Look, Jonathan Wilson got a hat trick on this one!
Agent X1 facepalms. Then, Agent R99 turned his head facing toward Agent X1
Agent R99: What is it, then?
Agent X1: Look, Antarctica's most improbable terrorists have swept the nation. We tried to stop them, but failed. We have lost A23469 and O234-P69 so far. Our wing needs some more reinforcements, so move it!
Agent R99: Why don't you just call the other wings?
Agent X1: Oh, the other wings are fine. The South Pole City and Club Penguin Island wings are on the case, and are doing extremely well. They don't need our help.
At the last second, Agent R99 turned off the TV.
Agent R99: Then let's go!
Agent X1: For a rookie, you are sure incomprehensible.
Agent R99: Oh shut up.
2:52 PM, January 30th, 2017
Margate City, Margate
Many miles away, Wikipenguino, Falco and Terry materialized out of a teleporter entrance. Wikipenguino steadied himself and waddled out. Falco appeared moments later, standing up, only to have Terry fall on him, making him collapse.
Wikipenguino: We made it to Margate, as Tux, said, alive and all in one piece. Well, I think...
Falco got up.
Terry: What do we do now?
Falco: Tux said he'd tell us the instructions, I think.
Tux: And so I did.
The trio saw Tux standing in front of the doorway.
Tux: Glad to see you made it in unscrathed. I take it you all are fine?
Wikipenguino: Yeah, pretty much. Minus the dizziness from the teleportation.
Tux: Yes, it is agreeable that it can take some time getting used to. I've been relaying information just as of a few hours ago from base to base and seeing as I was already here and you were due to arrive in half an hour, I decided I would tell you in person. I think this mission is where you will come in handy.
Wikipenguino: Sooooo, what're we doing today?
Tux: Well, our sources say that the S.H.A.R.K. may be involved in illegal item trading with Businessmun Incorperated.
Falco: You mean our worst enemy is teaming up with that greedy dirtbag who'll do nothing to earn money?
Tux: According to what we've heard, yes. We need you to look around the city for any shady or possible criminal activity. We hear the Triad may be involved in this crime too. If you can find one of any one of the three companies' members and track them to wherever their secret hideout may be, we might just be able to stop them before things can get worse and the villains obtain what they need. We've also heard they may be forming a "master plan", but we're not sure of it.
Wikipenguino: Yeah, we might've heard it mentioned a few scenes ago.
Tux: Well, anyways, good luck. There are some agents waiting to greet you who will be your teammates in the investigation. Now if you'll excuse me, I must now return to a private project back in Club Penguin.
Wikipenguino: And what may that be...?
Tux: Classified.
Tux stepped into the teleporter entrance and vanished.
Wikipenguino: I wonder what's so private that he can't tell us...?
The three waddled into the next room.
???: Hey! Wikipenguino!
Wikipenguino turned around. It was none other than his old friend, 1337ypeng.
Wikipenguino: 1337y!? W...what're you doing here?
1337ypeng: I work here. Wow, I never expected you to be the one of the agents who were going to aid us..
Wikipenguino: Well, we've been going around tackling villains all around the place but we haven't really made too much success...1337y, this is Falco. And Terry, I believe you've already met long ago.
Falco and 1337y shook flippers.
1337y: Nice to meet you! Anyways, we have the rest of the team over here, who'll be helping us out on this mission.
To 1337y's left was Agent A and Nicktang10.
1337y: Well, we cannot wait around all day, we'd better move.
Nicktang10: Let's go!
3:35 PM, January 30th, 2017
Ski Hill, Club Penguin Island
Zeno124 was continuing to search for Xeno, but he had no luck at all.
Zeno: Now where is that crook?
Suddenly, Zeno's phone rang. Zeno took his phone out of his pocket and saw that Dev was calling him again.
Zeno: What now, Dev?
Dev: I found Xeno! He's just a bit... different.
Zeno: WHAT?!? Where are you?
Dev: On the Ski Hill, what about you?
Zeno: Uhh... that's where I am right now.
Dev: Oh. Uncreative deus ex machina, I suppose.
Zeno: Yeah. No wonder why your voice sounded so close. Alright, I'll hang up until we meet.
Zeno hung up and turned around to find Xeno and Dev. As Zeno walked closer, he saw that Dev's eyes were closed and Xeno was holding him upright.
Xeno: Foolish antibody. As you can see, I made your friend unconscious. But I didn't need to point that out. Just kidding, I definitely did, for more effect. And I wanted to make sure the reader was clear on what happened.
Zeno: Huh? Who was on the phone just now?
Xeno: Me. I learned to speak in non-Ban. It's pretty easy once you get the hang of it.
Zeno: And what reader?
Xeno: You'll find out soon enough. For now, you're coming with me.
And Zeno had no idea what happened next, for he passed out the moment after. He was out so cold that he didn't wake up even when a helicopter carrying a full igloo passed right over him. However, neither of them noticed something puny breaking into the helicopter at the speed of a bullet.
3:30 PM, January 30th, 2017
James Kwiksilver International Airport, Shiverpool
Captain Mullet: HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN HERE IN THIS AIRPORT FOR?
Ping-Ping: I think we were here for a day and 8 hours.
Captain Mullet: WHAT?!? PING-PING, TELL ME WHERE THE NARRATER OR READER IS! I WANT A WORD WITH ONE OF THEM!
Ping-Ping then pointed his flipper...to...YES, YOU! Then he somehow managed to point to the keyboard on what looks like your computer.
Ping-Ping: The reader is there, and our narrator is there.
Captain Mullet: YOU BASH-BAZOUK! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, EH???
Ping-Ping and the Captain's Narrator: Well, I went to watch some television, and I watched-
Captain Mullet: YOU TOFFEE-BEAK! PORCUPINE! ECTOPLASM!
Ping-Ping: Please captain, calm down! We need to find some villains before we miss them!
Captain Mullet: FRESHWATER SWAB!
Ping-Ping grabbed his shirt collar and began dragging him along to the exit.
Captain Mullet: STOP DRAGGING ME ALONG! I WANT TO SHOUT AT OUR NARRATOR!
Ping-Ping: Yes, we will...
Suddenly, this happened -
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Ping-Ping pushed the random sign out of the way, and then went out the exit. He then let Captain Mullet get up.
Ping-Ping: Now, Captain, be reasonable! We need to find some way of transport to find some villains! If I can only find something to help us...
Captain Mullet then noticed a sign saying Transport →.
Captain Mullet: There's your answer!
Ping-Ping: How convenient!
They then walked to that direction, when they say another sign pointing to the left side of the airport. However, Milou began to growl.
Ping-Ping: Come on, Milou, it's this way!
After Ping-Ping picked up the sulking Milou, the two penguins then walked on. However, unknown to the two friends, a penguin began removing the signs.
????: 1 m@^ h@v3 m1$$3d t#3 m33t1n6 (s1ll^ m3), bu7 1 w1ll m@k3 1t u9 f0r D@rkt@n 11! H3ll0, c@nd^p0p0lu$? 63t y0u7 c0mp@ct-6@n6 r3@d^!
Ping-Ping: That's odd. I can't see anything that would connect us to some public trans-
Suddenly, six penguins jumped out of a crate in a large bush, all armed with Snowball Guns. Milou was the first target and was hit almost immediately. Ping-Ping pulled out his Compact Snowball Gun and managed to stun one before him and Captain Mullet fell unconscious by the slight overdose in each snowball of Ditto A.
Penguin 1#: Thassit! Five eyedrops in each snowball always does the trick. Well done, Bert and Sam! Get the crate out, Sam, and hurry before they wake up! We have about five minutes. Tom, get the trucks!
Sam and Tom: Righto!
Ping-Ping and the Captain were heaved into the crate, and were nailed in. A truck from the back of the airport arrived, with five others driving behind. The crate was heaved onto a truck and was roped down. The boss of the six penguins then sat in the front truck and shut the door.
Penguin 1#: To the big boss's lair! And Put Your Foot Down!
The trucks drove out of the alleyway and drove for an unknown area. At that moment, Ping-Ping woke up.
Ping-Ping: W-w-where are we?
Meanwhile, back in Margate City, the agents were patrolling around a rather crowded area. Nick was looking downwards from a rooftop, Agent A posing as a civilian at a nearby café, 1337y by a car they had taken to get there, while the others were waddling around the area looking for suspicious activity. All of them were communicating using their spyphones.
Terry: Is this the right area?
Nick: This is where most of them were spotted, yes. Seen anything?
Agent A: Nothing yet.
1337y: Nope, zero villains on my end.
Falco: We got nothing too.
Wikipenguino pulled out a gadget that looked like an earpiece out of his hoodie pocket.
Wikipenguino: Maybe this'll help! This gadget's supposed to be something like a much more powerful microphone, useful for picking up conversations. I'll scout around using this and see what I can pick up.
Wikipenguino waddled over to the café Agent A was at and noticed the menu.
Wikipenguino: H-hot chocolate!? Well, it wouldn't hurt to just get some...would it...?
Wikipenguino waddled into the store. Many penguins were seated and in deep conversation.
Wikipenguino waddled to the counter.
Wikipenguino: I'll have one cup of hot chocolate, please.
As the penguin went to go get his order, Wikipenguino overheard a few words that grabbed his attention.
???: ...S.H.A.R.K. is offering us a lot of money for the trade...
Wikipenguino turned up his earpiece.
???: We're due to meet in Businessmun's tower in about 20 minutes, so we'd better move.
Two penguins in suits got up from a table and waddled towards the entrance.
Cashier Penguin: Sir, here's your hot chocolate.
Wikipenguino gave him the money and slowly took his cup before following the two penguins and getting his walkie talkie.
Wikipenguino: Guys, I think I got them. Two men in suits just leaving the cafe Agent A is in.
Agent A: On it!
Agent A pulled out his pistol.
One of the suited penguins noticed, pulled out theirs and fired an ice bullet which went right into the window, shattering it. Penguins screamed and rushed away from the area at the sound of the noise. Agent A dropped onto the ground and avoided the bullet as it smashed the glass window of the café.
Nick: What was that!?
Agent A brushed broken glass off of himself.
Agent A: The two penguins are getting away and they've got weapons!
1337y: I'll start the car!
Nick started sprinting down a staircase from the rooftop while Agent A rushed after the agents and 1337y started the car. Wikipenguino gulped down his hot chocolate quickly before joining Falco and Terry in scouting around for the two penguins. Terry spotted one of the two suited penguins and thy stared at each other for a moment before the penguin followed his companion.
Terry: There they are!
The two penguins had just disappeared behind a corner and into an alleyway. Wikipenguino drew out his ditto gun and Falco's flippers were sparkling with flame once again. The trio rushed but only saw the brick wall in front of them.
Falco: Hey! Where did they....?
Suddenly, a dart hit Falco and he suddenly collapsed.
Wikipenguino: Falco! Are you still alive!?
???: That depends on how willing you are to cooperate.
Wikipenguino whirled around only to black out as the penguin hit him hardly on the forhead.
Terry grabbed the walkie talkie.
Terry: GUYS! WE'RE BEING-
But the two penguins took the walkie talkie, stuffed Terry into a sack, and tied it firmly.
Terry: HEY! GET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
The penguins dragged the unconscious Wikipenguino and Falco next to the curb. A black limousine pulled up in front of them and the penguins got inside and took Wikipenguino, Falco and the trapped Terry inside before slamming the door.
Nicktang rushed out of the building he was on top of moments before. Police sirens could be heard in the distance 1337y was waiting in the car beside him. Agent A was already in and signalled Nick to hurry inside.
Nick: Where's Wikipenguino, Falco and Terry?
1337y: I saw them just get shoved into what I'm sure was a limo...No time to lose, we gotta find them!
1337y stepped hard on the pedal and the car rushed off, picking up speed.
Agent A: There's the car, up ahead!
Sure enough, the same car that had abducted the trio could be seen in the distance. It was sitting idle in front of a red traffic light. Several cars were in the way of the three agents' car.
1337y: Here's a better idea!
1337y directed the car onto the pavement.
Penguins screamed and dived out of the way as the car shakily rumbled across the street. It knocked aside a table and several items in the way.
Nick: What are you doing!?
1337y: Trust me, we'll get there faster! SORRY! And, Sorry about that one-Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark....sorry!
1337y continued to yell apologies at anyone he saw has he steered his way over the pavement.
Agent A: Oh, boy...
The car rammed a few bags of rubbish aside before going back onto the main road. The limo was now only a few cars ahead of them.
1337y: See? We're nearing them!
After about 10 minutes of driving, the two cars neared a tall building with the words "BUSINESSMUN INCORPORATED" labelled on a sign in front of it.
1337y pulled into a nearby parking space.
Agent A: Well...that was one...roller coaster of a journey....let's start making our way over to the tower.
Meanwhile on Duck Island 2...
A Greenhog: You smell!
A pink panther: I agree!
A duck solider: Nope. You two smell instead!
Big White Duck: Quack.
A duck cop: You're under arrest!
Big White Duck: No.
Big White Duck throws a spam bomb at the cop duck.
Fat Duck: Quack.
Fat Duck hit Big White Duck with a loaf of bread on the head, put him in a duckproof container and locked the door. Some duck soliders put the container on a truck, drove the truck to a ferry that was in a port near the battlefield and started sailing back to Duck Island.
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Fat Duck: WHAT?!?
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A Greenhog: D:
All the greenhogs and pink panthers stopped fighting the ducks and ran away. The duck navy, air force and the other ferries with the army started going back to Duck Island, as well.
Back in Margate, the agents were having no luck getting in the tower. Two security guards at the front had refused to give the entry, no matter what.
1337y: How're we supposed to get in there? Who knows what they could be doing with the others...
Agent A: Well, if we can't get into the building...
Agent A opened the back of the car and stood aside to let the other two see.
Agent A: Then the only way forward is up.
Inside were three jet packs.
Agent A: We'll get in through the top of the building!
Nick: Perfect!
The agents equipped the jet packs then stood a safe distance from the tower.
Agent A: Nick, will you do the honours of counting us down?
Nick: Sure!
The agents all gripped the handles.
Nick: 3......2......1......GO!
The agents initiated their jet packs and all felt the ground below them leave their feet.
The agents ascended the building quickly and managed to get onto the roof. On the roof was a helicopter pad and a staircase leading downwards.
1337y: Great! Now we're-
Agent A and Nick grabbed 1337y and pulled him behind a large line of metal boxes.
1337y: Wha-?
Nick pointed at the sky. A helicopter could be seen approaching the helicopter pad and touched down safely. The agents held their breath and kept quiet as possible as some penguins came out. One of them was Octavius Businessmun who was guarded by two body guards. The agents could hear the other penguins' voices as they were talking loudly over the sound of the propeller.
Businessmun: What's in it for us if we give you the requested items?
The agents just managed to see the other penguins accompanying Businessmun and recognized one of them as Wikipenguino X.
Wikipenguino X: You'll see soon enough. Bernie and the others, bring the packages along!
Bernie892 and some S.H.A.R.K. members emerged from the helicopter carrying briefcases.
Wikipenguino X: So where is this place that will hide us from prying eyes, then?
Businessmun: A private, secret floor underground whom I restrict access to almost everyone but myself. We can get there by the elevator, there's a secret button...
The penguins entered the staircase and disappeared below the building. The agents waited until they were sure nobody was around before proceeding.
Nick: We probably can't use the lift, we'll have to take the stairs. The cameras will spot us going there and it's probably in use.
1337y: Aw, I was hoping we could actually use the elevator for once and save time.
After many minutes, they made it to the bottommost floor of the staircase.
1337y: Hey, there's nothing here! Can we take the elevator now?
A large control box with a caution sign and a lock attached to it was the only thing present.
Agent A: Well, if the base was secret, he had to hide it well...What if...?
Agent A opened pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary laser pointer and activated it while pointing at the lock which started to melt. He then opened the box. Inside was not a range of labelled levers and buttons, but a hole leading into a large room.
Nick: This must be it!
The three climbed inside carefully and landed on a platform. A staircase could be seen leading downwards and an elevator entrance was present. The agents heard distant talking and the closing of a metal door.
1337y: Great, now we just have to-WHOA!
Suddenly, a layer of bright red lasers appeared with a zap noise horizontally over the rest of the stairs, forbidding entry below.
1337y: Now how are we supposed to get in?
Nick: I've got this rope. Maybe we could lower you carefully through the lasers and get down there...
Agent A: And not get touched by any of the lasers? That's gonna be impossible...
Nick: Anything's possible, so it's more like...Improbable.
At the same time, somewhere on the sea near Duck Island, the Quackerfleet ships were coming out of the portals made by the Ship Teleporter 3000.
Waddler: Why are we going to Duck Island?
Quackerpingu: QuackerpYngu was spotted in New Duck City.
Waddler: Ok.
Kektus: top kek
Quackerpingu: ...
Soon, the ships arrived in New Duck City. The Duck Island Navy arrived there from Duck Island 2, as well. The EQF agents waddled out from the ships.
Puffles: So, where is QuackerpYngu?
QuackerpYngu: MWA MWA!
Puffles: Oh, there he is.
1337y was being cautiously lowered through the lasers.
1337y: H-how much longer?
Agent A: You're already doing great, just focus on the mission, keep going, and whatever the case may be, don't look down!
1337y couldn't resist the temptation and looked down.
1337y: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
1337y felt his head spin with dizziness and clutched the rope.
Agent A facepalmed.
Agent A: *sigh*
Nick: Just keep going!
1337y: O-okay, I-I'll try...
1337y avoided looking down and went noticeably slower.
Nick: Just hurry up! This is taking forever!
1337y: But it's a long drop down there, I'll-
Agent A: WATCH OUT!
But as 1337y looked up to respond, he hadn't noticed that the rope had touched one of the lasers, which sliced it cleanly in half.
1337y: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
1337y managed to grab on to a pipe bordering the large gap but kept his eyes firmly shut.
1337y: NO! PLEASE! WE'VE COME SO FAR, I DON'T WANT to go...just yet...oh...
1337y noticed he was just a foot away from the ground and lightly jumped down.
He waddled up to a button near the door and pressed it. The lasers shut off.
Nick: Finally.
The other two agents waddled down the stairs quickly and were down within a few dozen seconds.
7:50 PM, January 30th, 2017
Unknown
TBC
Wikipenguino awoke not too far away from the agents in Margate.
Wikipenguino: Ugh...again with my head...where am I?
He surveyed the area.
Wikipenguino: Oh, come on. Not another prison cell...
He noticed Falco was still unconscious in another cell opposite Wikipenguino. His flippers were encaged in metal. Terry was in a cage inside yet another cell beside Falco.
Wikipenguino: *sigh*...So how do I get outta this one?
Wikipenguino rummaged around in his hoodie pocket only to find nothing.
Suddenly a door opened and a guard wearing a small pair of glasses came in.
Wikipenguino: Hey, excuse me, d'you think you could let me out? Your friends must've taken my water bottle and I'm really thirsty.
The guard turned around.
Guard: Thought it would be that easy? Because you're definitely not getting anywhere out of there. Don't bother calling for help even if anybody managed to find their way into this place, the walls inside here are soundproof. And those bars are electrical. If I were you, I wouldn't go an inch near them.
The guard waddled out and close the door without another word.
Wikipenguino: Welp, that didn't work. Looks like we'll have to do this the hard way instead.
About half an hour later of thinking, the guard came in with a small cup of water and carefully slid his flipper through the cell bars to give it to Wikipenguino.
Guard: Alright, you can have some, but no funny business!
Wikipenguino: Yes sir.
Just as the guard was about to draw his flippers out, Wikipenguino had an idea. He took the guard's flipper and pressed it against the bars before letting go quickly so he wouldn't feel the shock.
Guard: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!'
The guard collapsed while shaking. His glasses slipped off.
Guard: N-n-noo....m-my g-glasses...I-I-I-I c-c-can't s-s-see...I-I need m-m-m-y glass-s-s-ses...
Wikipenguino took advantage of the situation and quickly rolled up his hoodie sleeve and slid his flipper carefully between the bar, grab the guard's glasses, toss them out of sight and swiped the keycard off his belt.
Wikipenguino: Hmph. Not always a very handy idea making these walls soundproof...oh well...
He carefully put the keycard just in front of the keycard reader on his cell. The door buzzed and opened.
Wikipenguino: Fantabulous. Now to free the others!
Wikipenguino waddled up to Falco's cell and pressed the card to it. A screen beside it showed him a diagram of what seemed the be the trap holding Falco together and a door with a padlock on it. He pressed the "DEACTIVATE" button and the padlocked door. The door opened and the trap released Falco who dropped onto the floor.
Falco: Ouch...what the...Wikipen, is that you?
Wikipenguino: Yup. Hey, we gotta move, there's an electrocuted guard outside working for the guys who kidnapped us and we still gotta save Terry.
Falco: Oh...uh..alright.
Falco hastily got onto his feet and they rushed to unlock Terry's cell. Terry was asleep inside.
Falco: Wake up! This is no time for a nap!
Wikipenguino grabbed Terry and rushed for the exit. Falco followed while the electrocuted guard was slowly regaining control of himself.
Guard: H-hey! S-stop!
Wikipenguino: Adios, amigo!
Falco tossed the card in the air and pressed it to the card reader.
Guard: Hey! WAIT!
The door slid shut and locked itself before the guard could escape.
9:00 PM, January 30th, 2017
PuffleVille
SnoX: Hahaha! It's finally all mine! The sleepy city of PuffleVille is all mine!
Snow: Not so fast, rotten little creature.
SnoX: What you don't know is that I've got some new tricks to deceive you, little puny rodent.
SnoX: And I heard plans... they just didn't see me.
Snow: Oh yeah? So do I. I've got some new plans to foil your likeness.
FrostByte: This is unnecissssary!
Snow: He's right!
SnoX: Just you wait, puny thing.
9:05 PM, January 30th, 2017
Unknown
Zeno awoke after what seemed like hours. He was tied up in ropes which connected to the ceiling of the room he was in, which was unknown. It was a tiny planked shack-like room, but it seemed that there was a door that led to a hallway. Small, Zeno assumed it was. Zeno thought he had absolutely no contact with the outside world until he saw his phone on a shelf across the room. His flipped were trapped, but his feet were free, so with them he pushed off the wall behind him and swung to grab his phone with his beak. Unfortunately, he couldn't reach, and swung back, slamming into the wall and causing some of the planks to fall off.
Zeno: OW!
Xeno: Did someone say "ow"? Oh, you know I love pain!
Zeno could hear Xeno waddling down the hall. When Xeno arrived in the room, Zeno scoffed.
Xeno: Oh. It was just you. Nice job, pinhead, you destroyed that wall!
Zeno: Who you callin' pinhead? Also, I only broke off one or two planks, it's--
Zeno turned and noticed that not one, not two, not even three, but about ten planks were on the floor and the wall in front of him was shattered. He could see the outside world. It was nighttime, but not the dead of night. Outside, a blizzard of snow was falling, so the scenery was unknown. Zeno tried to make it out but Xeno talking made him turn around.
Xeno: Shabby place, huh? I made it a few months after I got created. I'd say it's my home, but since I'm always doing evil deeds nowadays, what with the big villain plan so many people just like me are planning, I haven't really been here much.
Zeno: We're aware of that. The whole EPF is.
Xeno: And we're aware of the fact that you're aware of that. Some villains have been caught by your kind already, but me? I'm just hiding out in my shack, free from agents. Except when I go outside to kidnap them. I'm starting my own sub-plan, to kidnap every single one of you agents! Then what'll happen next will... should I say... blow your mind.
Xeno cackled and walked backwards, trying to make an exit, but failing after crashing into the wall behind him, destroying that one too.
Xeno: Gosh darn this stupid shack!
Xeno ran out, leaving Zeno alone, as the blizzard from outside started to pile in.
TBC
