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| Overlord I | |
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| Evil Overlord of Waffleland | |
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| Reign | 2011- |
| Coronation | May 1st, 2011 |
| Full name | Henry Overlord I |
| Unintelligible Gurgling | Squashadelapo |
| Titles | Alien ruler, Jelly King |
| Predecessor | Mister Bean (who serves as a puppet ruler) |
| Dynasty | Overlords |
| Royal motto | "First Waffleland, next the world! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!" |
The Evil Overlord of Waffleland, or simply Overlord is a mysterious, gelatinous extraterrestrial that arrived in Antarctica on a meteorite in early 2011. An outcast from his kind, he has managed to covertly take over the island nation of Waffleland, and actively plans on conquering the planet and enslaving penguinkind (with the exception of those directly under his command, who will become the new world government). He is said to be able to absorb the memories and intelligence of anything that he devours, and his jelly-like body can either deflect or absorb anything that penetrates his extremely thin, see-through "skin", which makes him even stronger. The few who know of his existence are sworn to secrecy, and they are usually involved in preparing his nefarious plan for world domination. As a matter of fact, he probably already would've succeeded if it hadn't been for his three most trusted and loyal followers, who also happen to be his most incompetent.
Background[edit]
Before Arrival[edit]
Before he arrived at Antarctica, the Overlord (known at that time as "Squashadelapo"was an outcast of his kind, hated and looked down upon for his "stupidity" and "extremely small tentacles", and even though he was brilliant, nobody paid any attention to him at all. When a new king was elected to rule over his kind (the previous one had been eaten by a passing squelcher), he promised to banish "the unseemly, the unliked, and those with small tentacles", and "Squashadelapo" was glued to a large bolder, and blasted into space, aimed at a planet which was predicted to be lifeless. However, it was not, and that planet happened to be...earth.
Arrival and Takeover of Waffleland[edit]
After a few...thousand years of drifting through space, the meteorite finally reached it's destination, and crashed into the great northern forest of Waffleland. A Waffliean scout spotted the meteorite landing and notified the military (which has a reputation of being paranoid that aliens are invading). Within a few minutes a small force managed to show up and surrounded the site with tanks. Several missile-laden helicopters were also sent, but had engine troubles along the way and had to turn back. A loud gurgling noise was heard from the meteorite, and out of a large crater in it oozed...the Overlord.
A rather handsome and intelligent young general (full of potential) handed to the Overlord a written peace offering (pre-prepared for such emergencies), but since at the time the Overlord could not understand english, he simply devoured the treaty. The Wafflieans treated this as an act of war, and the general gave order to "blast his bloody, extraterrestrial butt off!". The tanks and troopers opened fire, but the shells were simply absorbed by the Overlord's gelatinous body and dissolved, which made him grow even larger and stronger. Panicked, the troopers began to flee, and the tank drove away as quickly as they could, but the general was not so scared. Defiantly, he grabbed a knife and stuck it into the extraterrestrial, who roared loudly. As he turned to flee, he was grasped by one of the enraged Overlord's enormous tentacles and gobbled up.
