Pengazon
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| Type | Online Shop |
|---|---|
| Industry | Supplies |
| Founded | 2006 |
| Headquarters | , Antarctica |
| Area served | Worldwide |
| Revenue | ▲ USP; |
| Operating income | ▲ USP; Trillions of coins in Antartican money. |
| Net income | ▲ USP; Terrabytes of coins in Antrartican money. |
| Employees | Countless! |
| References: This is a parody of the online shop, Amazon AND Derbazon. | |
Pengazon is a famous online shop where penguins can buy anything, alongside Derbazon. It has over 1,000,000,000,000 items (estimated) and growing! Some penguins put very rare items (to shoppers) on the site as their next get-rich-quick scheme, while some are just WAY TOO overpriced, an example is one tin of Card-Jitsu is only 2.55 WB$, while another tin, the exact double, would be 100000.55 WB$. Sometimes, a shipper or deliverer would make terrible packaging.
History and founding[edit]
One day, a mysterious male Dorkugese penguin saw Derbazon and thought carefully about it. He was a bit upset of why another shop was taking all the cash from his own failed online shop, Finsoa & co. He decided to then renovate his old failed shop into another page called Pengazon and put some of his "worthless" goods on it. After a week, somebody went there and ordered something at a monstrous price. The Dorkugese penguin was happy that he was getting rich at last, so he bought more "worthless" goods and put them there so many rich collectors would buy them. The money began coming in, so he bought a firewall, let penguins sell stuff from their own accounts and even more stuff! He was almost as rich as the hosts of Derbazon and his wealth is still growing now.
Problems[edit]
However, Pengazon also has problems. Some sellers don't pack things properly and it ends up getting ruined in the post.
