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|Key people||Penghis Khan (obviously)|
|Revenue||▲ USP; 12.2 million (2009)|
|Operating income||▲ USP; 1.5 million (2009)|
|Net income||▲ USP; 9.4 million (2009)|
Penghis Khan actually has a successful toy business. He started by converting a Burger Khan into a souvenir shop selling stuffed caricatures of himself and now owns a rapidly-growing stuffed toy franchise selling the original Penghis Khan stuffed toys, along with talking plush fish, aquariums for Mullet, and mini-"Khan Die" (see this).
Below are actual customers recorded on hidden camera:
Time: 5:00 PM DST (Dorkugese Standard Time), Floor 24, Pi Island, Googolplex, Dorkugal; AAU (Alternate Article Universe): Revision as of 14:29, December 5, 2008 by User:TurtleShroom
"Don't worry. Here, have a souvenir to overcome your stress."
Explorer handed them a souvenir.
"Pull its string! It talks!"
Barkjon pulled the string.
"PENGHIS KHAN SAYS: BUY MORE PENGHIS KHANS!"
Happyface pulled his Penghis Khan string.
"FACE MY FISH!"
They looked at each other and laughed.
"We love it! Thanks!"
Barkjon pulled the string again.
"BURGER KHAN IS A RESTAURANT FOR NOOB HACKERS!"
More laughter and string pulling.
"PENGHIS KHAN SAYS: YOU LIKE THIS TOY!"
"Yep." Barkjon nodded and pulled the string.
"PENGHIS KHAN SAYS: FACE MY IMPERIAL PWNAGE!"
Explorer was getting annoyed by his friend's Khan-based merriment.
"Okay! We all know I have great taste in souveniers! JUST STOP PULLING THE PHREAK STRING!"
To annoy Explorer, Happyface pulled the string.
"I HAVE A CALENDAR?1"
That was random.
Happyface pulled the string again.
"Wait, where did you get that piano?" 2
"I think it's about time to put the Khans away." Explorer said in frustration.
The other two sighed, and put the Khans in their inventory.
There is also another satisfied customer. The penguin's name is apparently not revealed to the staff upon purchase.
Penguin: Wow. This Penghis Khan toys speak!
Penguin: I wonder what does this does.
The toy blurts out "PENGHIS KHAN IS SO PWNSOME!"
The customer giggles, and tries the button again.
"PENGHIS KHAN SAYS: DARKTAN MUST SERVE HIS IMPERIAL PWNSOME MAJESTY"
The customer starts to laugh, and presses the button once again.
"I HAVE A CALENDAR?1"
The customer laughs uncontrollably, rolling on the floors of Dorkugal and annoying by-passers.
Finally, he kept the toy in his handbag (how do males have handbags?) and walked away.
PENGHIS KHAN SAYS: BUY MORE TOYS!