Petguin

Petguins
A weird Petguin
Vital statistics
Title	Mentally Insane
Gender	Can be either
Race	Penguins, but they think they're pets
Faction	They are dubbed Mentally Insane
Health	Something is wrong with their brains
Level	-∞x∞
Status	Becoming more popular (sadly)
Location	Local Pet Shops

Petguins are Penguins who are dubbed even more mentally insaner than Mwa Mwa Penguins. These weird noobs pretend to be animals no penguin has heard of; like dogs, cats, hamsters, and something they call Pikachus. Strangely some penguins (especially Mwa Mwas) think they are cute.

Background

It's unknown who started this race of noobs, but it's believed to have started soon after the Mwa Mwa era began. The penguins started walking on all fours and ate Puffle O's. When someone told them they wern't a pet they would try to claw and scratch them. Some penguins stick them in kennels and watch them wimper, or scratch the bars, but others just try to avoid them.

Petguin phrases

• Woof
• Arf! Arf!
• Is __Insert Pet Name__
• Wimpers
• Claws
• Scratches
• Meow
• THUNDERBOLT!!! pikachu only
• QUICK ATTACK pikachu only as well
• Pika pikachu only once again
• purrs

Involvement

If a Petguin gets adopted, it will usually play weirdly. It will sleep in a Puffle bed, and knock over your furniture. Also if you have a lawn they will run out and get muddy, they wipe the mud all over your igloo. Some penguins say you have to train them, but the best way to avoid this is to not buy one in the first place.

Trivia

• Clyde enjoys pranking these creatures.
• Some were rumored to be in the Str00del Force, but like the Mwa Mwa Penguins, they left.

• They try to sneak into the borders of Scoodlepeep, like Mwa Mwa Penguins

• DON'T be by a petguin when King Ceasar eats a Doom Weed. EVER

• A good way to get rid of Dragon Petguins is to tell them why they shouldn't and can't have an owner. Keep on insisting this fact and soon they will get annoyed and go away- this has also proven ot sometimes be a cure to a dragon petguin's insanity.

• The above fact may also sometimes work on other petguins.

See also

• Mwa Mwa Penguin

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