Pookie Army
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| The Pookie Army | |
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 The flag of this organization. | |
| Details | |
| Name | The Pookie Army |
| Type | Evil Army |
| Foundation | September 2005 (pookies themselves existed for a WAY, way longer time than that) |
| Location | All over Antarctica, especially Club Penguin, northern Snowiny, Moon Island, all over Eastshield etc. |
| Head | Mwa Mwa John |
| Job | Getting adopted then torturing their owners |
| Members | Over 27,000,000 |
| Headquarters | Unknown, most likely gather in the Pet Shop in Club Penguin |
The International Pookie Liberation Organization, the IPLO or simply the Pookie Army is a criminal organization founded by mwa mwa penguins in Club Penguin. They go to the pet shop, act like babies (let's be honest, even babies are more mature than pookies) and then they get adopted; and when they get adopted, they try to make life for their owners as worse as possible and make them completely lose their mind, and in the end take their property and their money to eventually become rich and repeat their actions all over again.
The Pookie Army is estimated to have earned a shocking $6.672 trillion Polarian dollars in their criminal acts. If the Pookie Army was a country-state, it would be one of the world's top economies.
It should be noted that not all mwa mwa penguins, or pookies as they are often called, are members of the Pookie Army. Whether or not they are members of the army or work for themselves, it should be noted that no pookie is good.
It is debatable whether the Pookie Army has the right to call itself an army because it isn't really a fighting organization. It rips and scams people off, but doesn't really attack them or fight. However, the Pookie Army is still known as that worldwide, whether anybody likes it or not.
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History[edit]
Pookies themselves have been first reported to become an annoyance in the 1970s and the 1980s. The troublesome Pookie Army was founded in September 2005 by 7 year old John "Jonathan" Hatman, who renamed himself to Mwa Mwa John the day he founded the army. The very first members he had were Ted, Tom, Christina and Ralph (whose surnames are not known to the public). Their business quickly profited, and by 2010 they had over $100 trillion Polarian dollars.
In 2010 and 2011, the Pookie Army got richer than ever before. It got rich off the destruction of the PSA (many penguins today believe the Pookie Army cooperated with Herbert P. Bear on destroying the PSA headquarters, but that is not yet confirmed) and even richer from the renovation of the Club Penguin Pet Shop in the next year. The pet shop was redesigned in such a way that it became attractive to pookies and the Pookie Army business. By the end of 2011, the IPLO was reported to have over $1.100 trillion Polarian dollars; after that revelation, the world grew concerned that one day the IPLO may be richer than the top 10 countries of the world and that the pookies will be able to form a global government under the leadership of pookies, in which they will dictate normal penguins what they can and cannot do.
First massive anti-pookie demonstrations started taking place in the winter of 2011/2012 with large scale demonstrations in Club Penguin and around the Antarctic Peninsula, as well as all over the Ninja Archipelago.
By 2016, the Pookie Army / IPLO became the most powerful and richest organization in the world, and it currently has over 27,000,000 members, and many, many more times more supporters who aren't members of the group.
Threat of the Pookie Army[edit]
A few nations, such as the United Provinces, have already recognized the pookie threat and are desperately launching programs and passing laws to restrict the Pookie Army and their shenanigans, but to no avail. The Pookie Army has over 165,000 members in the United Provinces, close to 1% of the population. Scientists in 2015 have estimated that by 2026, the number of Pookie Army members in United Provinces will reach as far as 500,000 and by 2050 up to over 2,000,000 (12% of the current population of the country).
Moon Island has a very low concentration of Pookie Army members outside Dancing Penguin City, Moon Island City and Wizzint. Wizzint has, on November 7th, 2015, went as far as to proclaim the Pookie Army illegal in the city, resulting in widespread protests attended by over 100,000 penguins, which in turn resulted with the resolution prohibiting the Pookie Army being declared illegal.
Club Penguin is, however, in a whole different states. Scientists believe that by the end of 2016 pookies, Pookie Army members and people who aren't against pookies will be the majority on the island and that the island will collapse. Club Penguin is in a serious state of emergency as over 20% of the population are known to be in favor of pookies and the Pookie Army and are not in an anti-pookie mood; in December 2015 it was just 14%.
Protests against the Pookie Army and pookies themselves have taken place all over the continent. There were tons of huge anti-IPLO rallies in Club Penguin throughout 2013 and 2014, rallies attended by hundreds of thousands. However, in 2015, the amount of rallies declined as a major demographic shift is expected by the end of 2016, which results in the currently majority anti-pookie population turning into a minority.
Anti-IPLO protest in the Club Penguin pet shop.
Thoughts by non-member penguins[edit]
Add your own thought here.
| “ | The Pookie Army is really frightening to me, and we must restrict and destroy its power in every way possible. | ” |
| “ | The Pookie Army and the idea of a "pookie world order" is really scary! We need to stop those pookies as they only cause mess and trouble! | ” |
Trivia[edit]
- Not all Mwa-Mwa Penguins are members of this group. Those who aren't part of it were either rejected or don't wanna join.
