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The Privateer Cove is an evil (the author was paid to say that) website that distributes "ARRGHgument Torrent" (file extension, ".arrgh") files to the masses, at no cost, without copyrights.
ARRGHgument Torrent files
|Type||Illegal file sharing extension.|
|Effects||Supplies evil ARRGHgument Torrent files to the masses.|
|Cost to buy||Free (that's the problem)|
|Cost to sell||Upload your ".arrgh" files to the Privateer Cove and share anything with anyone, anywhere!|
When one downloads a ".arrgh" file the size of, say, several gigabytes, it would download in seconds instead of the usual days on a traditional format.
Does that not sound wonderful?
- To quote the AIA:
"NO! NO IT DOES NOT! FILE SHARING IS ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS! IT'S ILLEGAL, IT'S A CRIME, AND IT'S STUPID! IT WILL CRASH YOUR COMPUTER AND ERASE YOUR HARD DRIVE!! DON'T DO IT!"
File sharing networks are highly controversial. All other sites have been shut down (Lemon-copper-electrical-conductiors, Huzzah!, Mogsterr, ect.), but a flaw in an old legal document (it said Rockhoppers are exempt from lawsuits instead of Rockhopper) exempts Wockhopper, the founder, from prosecution, also securing his evil website in the process.
- The AIA's opinion on this site may be biased, since Professor Shroomsky (the espionage branch's founder) once downloaded an ARRGHgument Torrent that destroyed his computer completely, forcing him to buy a new one and start from scratch.
- Some sites are seperate, but they host legal and safe files (though they are still addressed as ".arrgh" and ARRGHgument Torrents).
- Not all ARRGHgumnet Torrents are bad, just many that are here are not safe or legal.