Quest for the Golden Waffle/Film

Quest For The Golden Waffle is a 152-minute film that is set to appear on YouTube sometime later in 2009, most likely in the early spring. It will depict the events that take place in the book Quest For The Golden Waffle, chapter by chapter. A few of the users on this wiki are managing and producing the film. If you want to help, sign up on the talk page.

Plot Summary

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Videos

Trailers

Here are the trailers that we may be producing, just to test how movie-like we can make the film.

Trailer 1

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Chapters

Here are the videos for each chapter.

Book I: Dorkugal

Chapter 1: A Vacation On The Occasion

The sun smiled cheerfully through as the ebbing tide slowly but surely drew back from the Dorkugese coast. Silver sand sparkled resplendently, beautifully contrasting with the deep blue, filtered waters of Pi Bay. It was the perfect time of year to go to the (artificial) beach, so it wasn't much of a suprise when The Antics Brothers turned up at the site first thing on their vacation to Dorkugal. The brothers were pretty popular throughout the USA, especially in Dorkugese culture. Most said it was because Fred, the older and geekier one, was Dorkugal’s beloved delegate on the South Pole Council. Whatever it was, the two brothers were just famous, and they didn’t care. They didn’t live in a huge mansion, castle, or palace. The brothers lived in separate igloos (the normal kind of igloo, mind you) across the street. And they didn’t walk around in rich clothes or anything like that. Most of the time, the brothers wore casual, everyday clothing, along with their trademark hats: Explorer wore a red propeller hat and Fred wore a purple graduation cap. On that particular morning, the two brothers were lying back in deck chairs, patiently awaiting the arrival of the smoothie-mobile.

“Ahhh,” sighed Fred as he gazed around the perfectly simulated artificial beach. “It’s amazing what you can do with computer technology and holograms.” “Huh,” muttered Explorer, who wasn’t a big fan of artificial simulations. “It would be better if they actually let us go outside.” “Well,” insisted Fred, “at least it’s safe in here. This is Floor Twenty Four. What if there was a tsunami outside, huh? ” “But it’s not natural!” cried Explorer. “It doesn’t come anywhere near close to the real beaches I’ve seen. Tell me, where are all the seashells? Or how about the starfishes? Huh?”

“There are seashells here, Explorer!” Fred said in exasperation as he bent down and picked up an artificial conch. It had a little blinking LED light on the tip. “And here’s a starfish. See?” The starfish made a beeping sound when shaken.

“Bah!” screamed Explorer, tossing away the fake starfish that Fred had given him. “It's made of silicon! The water is filtered, and don't even get me started about the silver sand! What's it made of anyway?!" Fred smiled. "It's made of recycled, ground up aluminum. It's as soft to the touch as sugar or flour... not at all like the rough textured feel of real sand." Explorer was fed up with it. "AAAAAHHH!! I just want natural stuff here, not some recycled powder for sand, or stupid simulated sunshine or something like that!” “Did you just call that brilliant artificial sunshine ‘stupid’?!” shouted Fred as he jumped up to confront Explorer. “It’s fluorescent AND energy saving!” “Oh, yeah?” Explorer retorted. “The sun doesn’t have to be plugged into some silly socket or anything. And it doesn’t burn out either!” "It will burn out in five billion years' time!" Fred responded. "That's Darwinism!" Explorer yelled back. "You know I don't believe in that!"

"While I'm on that subject, why do the Dorkugese even dress like they do?! It looks medieval!" Explorer, now in blind rage, screamed at the air. "This isn't the 1500s!!" Gasps were heard. "Oh, no he did not!", a Dorkugese penguin replied. Explorer and Fred were now standing up in fighting position, flippers raised in the air. Everyone inside the indoor beach was staring at the two arguers, wondering what would happen next. Without warning, the fight was abruptly interrupted by a loud screech coming from the back of the room. As a blinding cloud of powdered aluminum swept across the artificial beach, a loud cheer went up from the crowd of vacationers as they rushed towards the source of the noise. “Look, it’s the smoothie-mobile!” Explorer shouted excitedly over the commotion. “Come on, let’s go!” The two brothers eagerly sprinted over the artificial beach, treading over silicon starfishes, copper clams, and steel conch shells. They got into line 3rd place, and not a moment too soon! A large cue of impatient Dorkugese had already formed behind Explorer and Fred. “Phew!” Explorer sighed in relief. “We finally made it without getting run over by the mob!” “A definite first, I’m sure,” Fred panted. “But don’t mention ordinals now. It’s our turn!” As the brothers stepped up to the side of the mobile, the line behind them began to chant. “AN-TICS! AN-TICS! AN-TICS! WHAT A SPECTACULAR PHENOMENON TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THEIR BEING!!” Ironically, they all screamed the same sentence at the same time. Thankfully, the vendor in the mobile was kind enough to alleviate the two brothers of their embarrassment. “Now, calm down, people,” the vendor called out to the cue. “I know you want their bitmaps and such, but these two fine gentlemen have to get their smoothies!” Turning to Explorer, she said, “So, what would you like, Mr. Antics?” “Well,” Explorer said thoughtfully, “I think I’ll do with a Wi-Fi Whirl, Aleph-Sized.” As the vendor scribbled Explorer’s order onto a PDA, Fred stepped up to the mobile and said, “I’ll have a congruent sample, please, but can you square the size? I’m quite hungry today.” “Of course, Mr. Antics,” replied the kind vendor, “I never knew a geek who wasn’t hungry. Here you are!” “Thank you, ma’am,” Explorer called over his shoulder as he and Fred walked away. As the two brothers sank back down in their deck chairs with the smoothies, a loud beeping sound rang out from Explorer’s Bluebeak headset. “Hello?” Explorer asked as he sat back in his chair. “Hey, Explorer!” a familiar voice replied. “You didn’t think you were gonna leave us behind on your nice vacation, did you?” “Happyface!” Explorer grinned. “So, you did board the plane after all.” “Yup, me and Barkjon boarded at the very last minute. You guys were asleep in first-class, so we snuck right past you and got a seat at the back just as the plane was about to take off. Talk about the nick of time!” “So,” Explorer asked, “where are you guys?” "We're driving on Highway... 12, yes, Exit 13A," Happyface replied. "What hotel are you guys at again?" "It's the Snitz-Farlton," Fred replied through a beakful of smoothie. "On the corner of Transcendental and 3.14th, Floor 24." "Ok, guys!" Happyface finshed. "We'll be right there!" As Explorer turned off his Bluebeak, Fred laid back and sighed, "What are friends for?"

Cast & Crew

Note: This will be updated as we get more users to help.

Crew

Note:Actors are listed in "Cast".

• Explorer 767 -- Director and Scriptwriter (he is supervising the project while writing the book at the same time.)
• POGOPUNK32 -- Special Effects Guy (he will be managing and creating the scenery, background, and effects for the film.)
  • Metalmanager -- Assistant Special Effects Guy (he will make the scenery, characters, and other images)
    • 非常に巧妙なスパイ -- Assistant Assistant Special Effects Guy (he will create smaller bits of special effects, and add finishing touches to the film.)
• Dancing Penguin -- Artist, (he will make the promotional posters and possibly help out with the scenery, characters, and yada yada yada)
  • 非常に巧妙なスパイ -- Promotional Artist (He will help with posters.)
• Sheepman -- Promotional Specialist (He will make ads.)
• Happyface -- Producer (will tell the actors how to speak, etc., etc)

Cast

• Narrator voiced by Sk8itbot08 -- The Narrator narrates the entire film, and also frequently argues with Explorer. Later revelaed as Mayor McFlapp.
  • Mayor McFlapp voiced by <pending> -- Mayor McFlapp is the Narrator of the Antarctic world, and is good friends with Explorer and Fred.

• Explorer voiced by Metalmanager -- Explorer is the protagonist and leader of the group; he enjoys a good adventure and argues with the Narrator, constantly causing trouble for the little band.

• Fred voiced by Metalmanager -- Fred is the "mentor" of Explorer; as the older brother of Explorer, he tries to maintain order and logic within the group, yet frequently argues with IBM.

• Happyface & Barkjon voiced by Metalmanager -- The duo are members of The Troublesome Trio and try to back up Explorer and Fred in their quest. Unfortunately, they usually get sidetracked and seperated from the brothers due to arguements and such other things. Happyface is the smart one, but is dwarfed by Barkjon in size.

• IBM (possibly) voiced by TurtleShroom -- IBM is an old hermit living in a cave carved in the side of a cliff in the Dorkugese Jungle. He operates an old-timey mainframe and thinks that modern technology is inferior.

• Mabel (possibly) voiced by Spy Guy Pers -- Mabel is a pompous purple puffle that hates everything except money, power, and of course, herself. Everyone dislikes her and frequently tries to prank her.