MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI.
|Effects|| Tranports troops in war and creatures in peace, |
Goes SOI SOI SOI
|Source||Manufactured by the Str00del Force|
|Location||SOI SOI SOI|
|Cost to buy||10,000,000 coins|
|Cost to sell||1,000,000 coins|
A ROFLCOPTERCOPTER is an advanced helicopter composed out of ACSII Text and a few grey chains. Thanks to wonderful internet meme magic (and a LOT of help from Doctor Hickory), a ROFLCOPTERCOPTER is paper thin and larger on the inside than it is on the outside.
ROFLCOPTERCOPTERS are solid grey throughout, with black letters and puncturation for vital mechanics such as the rotors, blades, and landing gear. Holding these items together are thin, light grey strings which are stronger than steel. Painted on the side is a picture of Mister Bean, though only on Str00del versions.
Conventional ROFLCOPTERCOPTERS, like the one in the Infobox, are solid white and much smaller both inside and out. Since they have no need for weapons or advanced sheilding, they are held together by internet meme magic alone, with no need for steel strings.
- All ROFLCOPTERCOPTERS, regardless of size, shape, or orientation go SOI SOI SOI when activated.
That is the most important thing of all.
- The Walrus Crime Ring owns a few of these, all of which are piloted by WalruswhowentROFLCOPTER, who happens to be terrified by them.
- Military ROFLCOPTERCOPTERS can also go "SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq Z-O-M-G THEY SHOT THY LASERS zero-zero-00000000 he he he he he pew pew pew pew pew BOOM".
- Doctor Hickory helped make ROFLCOPTERCOPTERS bigger on the inside than the outside.
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