Roland Lawyer
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| Roland Lawyer | |
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 Roland Lawyer | |
| Born |
August 9, 2004 South Pole City, USA |
| Nationality | Penguin |
| Other names | Roland |
| Citizenship | Shopper |
| Occupation | Being annoying |
| Salary | None |
| Height | 121 cm |
| Weight | 39 kg |
| Known for | Being annoying |
| Spouse(s) | He's a child, do you expect him to get married even though he's 10? |
| Children | Yeah right... |
| Awards | Sure... |
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Website Okay this is getting annoying... | |
Roland Lawyer (hatched August 9th, 2004) is the son and only child of well-known writer Stephanie Lawyer. He is known to be very annoying to many, most notably Snowstormer. He is currently 10 years old.
Biography[edit]
Birth[edit]
Roland hatched in the Eastshield Hope Hospital, in which other annoying children (Cp Kiddo (who hatched just a little after Roland) and Cp Kidette) have also hatched.
Chick Years[edit]
Roland went to school at the age of 6 and other boring stuff. He eventually got the Nookularix Virus from some other infected child.
Family[edit]
- Main Article: The Cool Family.
See Also[edit]
| Before 1900 |
| 1900-1949 |
| 1950-1969 Monika Von Schneesturm |
| 1970-1989 Stephanie Lawyer, Katrina DeCookie, Svetlana Myrkova, Olga Myrkova (technically) |
| 1990-1999 Mark "Snowstormer" Von Schneesturm, Anna Von Schneesturm, Olga Myrkova (born as X-Antibody) |
| 2000-2010 Roland Lawyer |
| Unknown Mr. Von Schneesturm |
