Slugster-Meltissimo/Quotes
These are the insane quotes of Rocket Slug and her family as well as friends (and enemies!). Memorize them, and say them to your buddies in real life.
Rocket Slug[edit]
Rocket Slug and Christina are playing Card Jitsu
Rocket Slug: BAM! In your face, FIRE! WATER COMIN' THROUGH!
She grabs a water hose
Water Hose: FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!
Christina falls over on her back and gets up, annoyed
Christina: You're gonna PAY! With a makeover!!!!
Rocket Slug: How does that happen in Card Jitsu?
Christina: Like this.
She lays down a card that has a photo of her layering makeup on a purple penguin
Seventeen boxes of assorted makeup and a fashion magazine appear
Rocket Slug: UGH! I'm playing stadiums, I'm voicing a cartoon character, and I still don't have my own Card Jitsu card?
They both stop what they're doing
Rocket Slug: Note to Self.......Make sure Sensei gets my text.
Rocket Slug is walking down the sidewalk with her sister, while a storm is raging
Agent Meltie: Isn't the rain nice?
Rocket Slug: No, it's not.
Agent Meltie: smiles It reminds me of misery.
Rocket Slug pushes her sister into Lukewarm Item
Rocket Slug: Well that takes care of that.
Rocket Slug is in dance class
Teacher: No, it's like this. She does a weird move
Rocket Slug: I can't do that! I'm a vertebrate!
Teacher: Only invertebrates are allowed in my class.
Rocket: Oh, that's ridic-
She stops and sees a puffle, a piffle, a worm, and a slug. The slug is dressed up like her and has a rocket tied to her back
Rocket Slug: That's just creepy.
Agent Meltie[edit]
Agent Meltie is IM-ing Christina
Screen: AgentM: kristina r u gong 2 teh mall 2nite? snh iz gong 2 ply thr hit big wk! ill shw u m jb!
(Translation: Christina, are you going to the mall tonight? Small Now Hurry is going to play their hit "Big Week!" I'll show you my job!)
Agent gets a message back
Screen: ChristinaMean: i cnt ndrstnd wht ur sying gv mi a trsnl8ton plz
(Translation: I can't understand what you're saying. Give me a translation, please.)
Agent rapidly hits buttons on her phone
Screen: AgentM: i cnt bleve u kristi!!! u dnt ndrstnd wht im syin!!! wrst frnd eva!!!
(Translation: I can't believe you, Christi! You don't understand what I'm sayin'! Worst friend ever!)
Another message appears
ChristinaMean has logged off CPIM
Agent: That's what I get for text-talking.
Agent is looking at the clothes in Lukewarm Item
Cashier: Are you, like, going to pick something?
Agent: I can't decide! Give me feedback on this one. holds up a shirt
Cashier: Feed it back to the hanger. points towards door And get out.
Agent puts it back on the hanger
A giant boot appears and kicks her in the butt, out of the store
Agent: Note to self: Look on Lukewarm's website before shopping.
