Snowbucks Coffee

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Snowbucks Inc.
Type Coffee Shop
Industry Warm and cold beverages, snacks
Headquarters ,


Snowbucks Coffee is the most popular coffee-bean company in Antarctica and one of the two coffee companies beside Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf, and Antarctica's 3rd favorite beverage manufacturer. They have many branches. There are three headquarters: the main one in New Club Penguin, UnitedTerra, the USA-main branch being South Pole City and the last on in Shops City, Shops Island. A good number of their plantations are centered in Margate

Background[edit]

Jeffery "Hamper" White wanted to find a recipe that typical businesspenguins could eat or drink to get enough energy to work, since he realized that his colleagues (Ann B. Blues and Ning Ty-Erd) were being lazy and falling asleep at work, as well as doing their job improperly and making many rookie mistakes.

After migrating to Fruit Island in 1991 to search for ingredients for this recipe, he crossed upon an amazing discovery. There was a green plant, in the middle of the rocky path surrounded by deciduous trees. He found beans on them. He plucked them out, ground them and brewed them with hot water that he had brought along. It tasted delicious!

He called this bean the "Coopa", though in 1992 a group of researchers from the Penguin University discovered that it was known as "coffee". Mr. White wanted to improve the formula so that the businesspenguins could be more awake than ever! He searched in Margate and asked the farmers to plant coffee beans. Instead of using his coffee beans, they plucked a similar pack from the nearby trees. Mr. White snatched one of those beans from one farmer, brewed it and he said it tasted even better! The farmer was pleased and he immediately started a plantation.

Mr. White started selling this coffee on Fruit Island and it received lots of attention. However, to increase popularity, he moved his business to the busy New Club Penguin in UnitedTerra to sell this amazing discovery. As he made millions of pebbles, he founded a company known as "Snowbucks Coffee", as he was one of the many penguins who despised the use of "Peng".

In 1995, he set up a HQ in South Pole City, USA and earned even more bucks. He also set up branches in Pengu Town, Margate City and Shield Island to expend sale. In 2006, he placed a HQ at Clearwater Island due to the conflict between Freezeland and Dorkugal. In 2013, they tore down the Clearwater Island headquarters and moved their headquarters to the now prospering Shops Island.

Nowadays, they're internationally recognized and have branches in every country in Antarctica (with the exception of North Joseon and Slumolia).

Controversy[edit]

Snowbucks vs. McDoodles[edit]

McDoodles invested in the coffee industry and created a coffee recipe that was sold at a far cheaper price. Most of Snowbuck's customers rushed to McDoodles to taste the coffee recipe. Snowbucks, enraged by McDoodles' actions, decided to sue them. McDoodles won after one hour in court.

Snowbucks then sent a group of spies known as the Snowbucks Spies to a McDoodles branch, under disguise as normal customers. They always order a Big MacDoodle, along with fries and coffee. After eating, the results show that (all not equaling up to 100%; but individually among 100%), 40% threw up, 60% needed the toilet, 60% said it tasted like rotten fish, 30% said it tasted like burgers, 2% went to hospital, 1% was discharged from hospital a week later, 1% is still in hospital and 0.2% liked it.

The Coffee Beans and Tea Leaves also sent a group of spies and the results were the same. So, Snowbucks, Coffee Beans and Tea Leaves and Happyface (whom hates McDoodles quite a bit) sued them once more. Other smaller companies also joined the lawsuit.

Snowbucks vs. Tom Hintons[edit]

Snowbucks and Ton Hintons are big competitors for retail and sales in Calada. Tom Hintons operates there, but so does Snowbucks, which causes lots of heated debate and competition to get more customer sales.

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