Someone

“	All bay bees, abide my will! Do a mexican hat dance!	”
	— Someone, doing a test of his telepathic abilities

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Someone or AnonymousGuy is a penguin that refuses to give away his own name, So penguins just call him someone. He is incredibly evil, which is probably why he doesn't give away his name. He also is the current overlord of all Bay Bee Penguins.

Early Years

He hatched in the middle of a 300 foot free fall. His mind was altered from debris left over from things like old Burger Khan boxes, which flew up his beak, somehow making it into his brain. He immediately ate a puffle, which he later belched up when he found a bag of cheese puffs laying on the ground. At the age of five, he was into using puffles as golf balls, which made his teachers and parents angry, because his father was a puffle rights activist. Even though the kids in his class hated him, he began to shoot puffles out of an automatic tennis ball server, he managed to shoot fifteen before he was taken and put with the bay bees.

Rule of the Bay Bees

After he was put in a containment facility with the Mwa Mwa Penguins. Who all realized his evilness and addiction to cheese puffs. They feared him, and brought him cheese puffs every day. They began to worship him, and soon they crowned him as their king. Unlike most Wittle Miss CPs he had evil psychic powers, and he wanted nothing else but the destruction of the world.

Capture and Containment

After he was considered to be the ultimate WMCP, he was captured and put in a stasis chamber underground, this allowed lab scientists could conduct research on his deformed brain. His telepathic abilities were not lost in stasis, so he managed to contact all new WMCPs and tell them his will.

Mutation

Someone was injected with a strange fluid that caused his body to disintegrate, however, his powers created a body made of pure energy for him, with this, his powers were much stronger.

Breakout

After his mutation, Someone burned through the glass in his stasis chamber. this allowed him to escape, but he did not want bay bees following him around anymore, so he hid and only wrote hate-mail letters to bay bees.

See Also

• Wittle Miss CP
• Wittle Angel
• Mwa Mwa Penguin