Stan the Clumsy Person
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Stan the Clumsy Person is an idiotic bean human that roams CP constantly hurting himself, yet he never dies.
On May 18 2009 Stan crashed into a building and when a penguin saw him and woke him up the first things he said was "Wow, what is this?", picking up a flowerpot and dropping it on his toe.
He randomly travels Antarctica and hurts himself. His injuries became so numerous that he began to keep a log documenting his bodily harm,
- It is rumored that Stan will obtain a record for creature with the most injuries amassed in a lifetime.
- Penguins want him on the Most wanted list because of "Disturbing the peace" but the PSA won't.
- The AIA, however, gladly abliged, and Professor Shroomsky placed a 300 coin bounty for anyone who bring him into jail.
- No matter how much pain he gets, he never dies!