Stoland
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| The Independent State of Stoland Stoland |
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| Anthem: Stoland Is Not Yet Lost |
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| Capital (and ) | Warsee | |||
| Official languages | English, Stolish | |||
| Recognised regional languages | Snowinian, German, Ruscan | |||
| Demonym | Stolish, Stoles | |||
| Government | Republic | |||
| - | Governor | Travian Anatan | ||
| - | President | Robert Smith | ||
| Establishment | ||||
| - | The Olde Antarctican - Osloven Wars | 1930 - 1932 | ||
| Population | ||||
| - | 2013 estimate | 2,052,001 | ||
| - | 2011 census | 2,020,001 | ||
| Currency | Goldy (G) |
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| Drives on the | Right | |||
| Calling code | 1332 | |||
Stoland is an island state of Snowiny. It has a population of 2,052,001 penguins.
Contents
- 1 History
- 1.1 Prehistoric Settlements
- 1.2 Stoland Empire (178 - 560) (590 - 992)
- 1.3 The Independent State of Stoland (1242 - 1300)
- 1.4 Fall of Stoland (1303)
- 1.5 The Post-Medieval Wars (1597 - 1599)
- 1.6 Puppet State: Attacks on the Antarctic Peninsula, High Penguin Confederacy (1609 - 1611)
- 1.7 Osloven Civil War: Kingdom of Stoland (1632 - 1652)
- 1.8 Stoland Despotate: Struggling for Stoland life (1750 - 1913)
- 1.9 Khanzem Era: Fall of the Osloven Empire (1913 - 1918)
- 1.10 The Osloven Empire during the time of power loss (1925 - 1932)
- 1.11 Kingdom of Snowiny (1952 - 1987)
- 2 Culture
- 3 Trivia
History[edit]
Prehistoric Settlements[edit]
Way before the Snowinians showed up, Stoland made tons of settlements on they're islands and the surrounding places. There are tons of prehistoric monuments still living today, most of them located in the city of Crackow which is one of the oldest cities still alive in Stoland, having been made 201, and revamped in 1004. and once again in 1957.
Stoland Empire (178 - 560) (590 - 992)[edit]
The Stoland Empire was the longest living empire in history, however the one which had the most falls too. It was constantly revamped and remade over and over. The Stoland Empire began after the Stolandians learned proffesionalism and autocracy. They had they're very first emperor, Emperor Alex the First. He was a strict leader that ruled from 178 to 206, until his death by cancer. After then, Emperor Strocko the First took the throne. He was a shy king and easily got scared, and every time he gets scared, he would scream "SEND A MILLION KNIGHTS, SOLDIERS!! SEND THEM! HELP!". He was assassinated in 215 due to his unpowerful reigme.
Meanwhile, in 216, Emperor Peta the Great took the throne. He was one of the few most strict leaders, and one of the few strongest. He took over entire Penland, and half of the Puffepelago. He was the longest living leader, having lived till 350 which is a fairly long amount of time. The reason of his death was him being assassinated in The Sandin Wars.
In 560, the Stoland Empire was occupied by the Sandin tribes from what is now Caspier.
On 992, The Stoland Empire was attacked by the Snowinians (who eventually became the Osloven Empire) and got annexed. The Osloven Empire ruled the Stolandians for 300 years, till the "Stolandian Revolution" in 1242.
The Independent State of Stoland (1242 - 1300)[edit]
After the Stolandian Revolution, The Independent State of Stoland was formed. The Oslovens still considered Stoland to be a part of they're territory. Meanwhile, in 1300, the current tsar of the Oslovens realized the Stolandians we're actually growing they're own country and independence, and the Oslovens declared war on Stoland, starting "The Osloven-Stoland Wars".
Fall of Stoland (1303)[edit]
Stoland was attacked by the powerful and mighty Oslovens from all sides, uncapable of defending itself. The Oslovens eventually occupied Stoland.
The Post-Medieval Wars (1597 - 1599)[edit]
The Post-Medieval Wars we're a huge rumble for Stoland. Atumland and Andera teamed up with Stoland to destroy the Osloven Empire, but it didn't turn out right. The Oslovens squashed them like an ant, and took over Atumland and Andera (which are all still Osloven territories today).
Puppet State: Attacks on the Antarctic Peninsula, High Penguin Confederacy (1609 - 1611)[edit]
The Oslovens took control of Stoland and made them the puppet state of The Osloven Empire. The Oslovens and Stoland together made attacks on small HP cities in the Antarctic Peninsula. The HPC blew out huge attacks on the Oslovens, with a lot of damage done. However, the Oslovens moved on to another city which was supposedly empty due to the moving because of the wars, so the Oslovens took that city.
Osloven Civil War: Kingdom of Stoland (1632 - 1652)[edit]
Stolandians wanted freedom from the Osloven Empire because Stolandians we're treated like trash. Stolandians declared a civil war and started attacking the streets of Winsburg. The Osloven troops we're armed and ready to battle with Stoland. Unlike before, these battles actually became a bit though for the Oslovens. The Oslovens eventually lost Stoland and Stoland crowned a king named Alexander the First. The Kingdom of Stoland was very strong, however at the time of 1647 it became to slowly weaken, eventually being attacked by the Oslovens in 1652 and ending the Kingdom of Stoland.
Stoland Despotate: Struggling for Stoland life (1750 - 1913)[edit]
Stolandians eventually ran free from the Oslovens. Stolandians began the Stoland Despotate, however that didn't make them more stronger. The High Penguin Confederacy, which hated the Osloven Empire alot, protected Stolandians from invader attacks. The Stoland Despotate was long living, until 1913, when Khanzem struct the continent.
Khanzem Era: Fall of the Osloven Empire (1913 - 1918)[edit]
The Khanzem succesfully couped the HPC. This was big trouble for the continent. Khanzem began to grow larger and larger, eventually attacking the Puffepelago and getting it. The Oslovens couldn't have managed to defend themselves easily. Stolandians smelled danger coming up for them because the Osloven Empire began to lose alot of power because of Khanzem. Khanzem eventually annexed the entire Osloven Empire and Stoland was next to be attacked. The Stolandians prepared they're best troops, but the Khanzem annexed Stoland easily. Meanwhile, Stoland and the Osloven Empire actually allied together to help in the Khanzem War and destroy Khanzem, and the good guys eventually won. The Osloven Empire was freed, together with Stoland.
The Osloven Empire during the time of power loss (1925 - 1932)[edit]
As years progressed, The Osloven Empire became weaker and weaker. By 1930, it would have reached 17th place on the Top Militaries of Antarctica list, while it was about 4th before. Stoland was also weak and small, harmed alot from the Khanzem. They would have been last place on the Top Militaries of Antarctica list right now (the highest ever they have been was 13th). On 1930, the Olde Antarctican-Osloven Wars began and both The Osloven Empire and Stoland fell, until they finally allied together in 1952 for the "Snowinian Revolution".
Kingdom of Snowiny (1952 - 1987)[edit]
Stoland and Snowiny (formerly Osloven Empire) decided to unite together and form the Kingdom of Snowiny. The Kingdom of Snowiny wasn't that powerful (would've been about 11th place on the top militaries list) but was still averagely good. In 1987, the king died by old age, and the Kingdom of Snowiny became a republic, which most other countries by then became. After then, Stoland became what it is today: a state of Snowiny.
Culture[edit]
Trivia[edit]
- This article is a parody of Poland.