Swiss Ninja Hochstadt
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| Title | Swiss Ninja |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | High Penguin |
| Faction | Ninja, and Emperor of Snowzerland, King of Puffle'and, Major Governance Heretic, Ego Maniac, World Domination Freak, Slightly insane. |
| Health | Great |
| Level | Master (in his own mind) |
| Status | Alive |
| Location | Keukenhof Castle, Zürich, Swiss Ninja's Harem |
| Occupation | Kaiser, Ruler of The Imperial Empire of Snowzerland. |
| Interests | World Domination, Himself, Ruling, Politics, Romance, Warfare, and World Domination. Did we forget to mention World Domination? |
| Friends | Maddieworld (wife), a bunch of concubines, Bellina, Jsudsu9988, Austin8310, Java Ghent, RDA, Paul Kyle (on some occasions), Green Ninja |
| Enemies | Fisch Hochstadt, Jock Hochstadt, Tails6000, Piper, Clovis, Fuut-Ga, Dave Hochstadt, Explorer 767, Hochstadt Gang, Paul Kyle (most of the time), Other Penguins who oppose his rule. |
| Archetype | Evil. Antagonist. |
| Swiss Ninja Hochstadt | |
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| Emperor of the Snowzerland | |
| Reign | Founding of Zürich - Present |
| Coronation | July, 1997 |
| Full name | Kaiser Swiss Ninja Hochstadt |
| Titles | Kaiser Swiss Ninja |
| Born | July 10, 1997 |
| Birthplace | Club Penguin |
| Predecessor | Red River 2 |
| Prince | Griante |
| Successor | Griante |
| Offspring | Ninja Wraith, Griante |
| Royal House | The House of Hochstadts, Snowzerland, Puffle'and, Alemania, Osterreach |
| Dynasty | Hochstadt Dynasty |
| Royal anthem | Imperial March |
| Royal motto | There is nothing better than me. |
| Father | Red River 2 |
| Mother | Tammyfeih |
| Saint Swiss Ninja of the ToS | |
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| The Kaiser, King of Puffle'and, The Supreme Overlord of the ToS, the POPE of the ToS. | |
| Born | July 10, 1997, Switzerland |
| Died | ??? 2050, The Darth Cube |
| Major shrine | Himself, the Keukenhof Castle. |
| Celebration day | December 26: Swissmass |
| Known for | Himself. His Army. |
| Controversy | He doesn't have any issues because he's "Perfect". |
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Kaiser Swiss Ninja Hochstadt or simply Swiss Ninja is the Egotistical Emperor of Snowzerland, King of Puffle'and, and is a fantastic ninja (he claims to have mastered Card-Jitsu in two days). His Father is Red River 2. His Grandfather was Yilk. He is a renowned ego-maniac, sees himself as perfect, and cheats on his wife with many, MANY hot concubines.
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Background
Red River 2, Swiss Ninja's father, knew how to break the Fourth wall. He moved to an obscure place called the Alps. He and his wife raised many spoiled children. One of those Children was Swiss Ninja. During this time, Sensei also went to there to have a vacation. He decided to train Swiss Ninja, and it only took two days and went back to Club Penguin. It wasn't until some time until their family moved back again.
A few days after their arrival in Club Penguin, "Swiss Ninja" joined the EPF (Elite Penguin Force) and received a Elite Puffle Training diploma. He is a very important agent. However, Swiss Ninja was ambitious, and claimed that in a mere 15 years, he would have an empire. Most laughed, but SN had the will and the inherited money to do it.
One day, he came upon a lost will that was from his great grandfather's brother. It said that Swiss Ninja would inherit Snowzerland Island. So when he found the three cities and an island he named "Snowzerland" to gain more land, he was then crowned as Lord Swiss Ninja. This was the first step in his master plan. SN, who was already ambitious, started hauling troops off to small islands, hauling off the people, and bringing them back to Snowzerland. He did this to repopulate Snowzerland. Once he had a base starting thing, he chose some of the greatest minds in the USA to start out with. Tourisim and scientific researched peaked in Snowzerland, and SN opened up lots of houses. However, the next generation did not have as many jobs as them. SN introduced the Military. The RDA, which used to be just a science organization, became an elite part of the military. After conquering lots of land, he was finally given the title of Emperor. Later, he met Maddieworld, and fell in love with her even though she was three years older then him. She felt the same way, and they got married (but he still dates his brains out, that cheater).
Then they had three chicks. Later on, He retitled himself as a "Kaiser", which is German for "Emperor". He is proud to be called this, and his full title name "Kaiser Swiss Ninja Hochstadt" has been heard by almost everyone in Antarctica, especially those who hate him.
Involvement
Swiss Ninja first came into involvement when he founded the United Cities of Swiss Ninja, a bunch of city-states that were all under his control. He soon discovered and took control of Snowzerland Island, first naming it Maggiore, then finally to The Imperial Empire of Snowzerland. Swiss Ninja at first never had an ego until he became more and more powerful.
His new nation gathered many immigrants that settled in the UCSN cities that later formed Snowzerland. All this pride turned into selfishness and developed into an ego. By the time SN married and had children, his ego became well known, and he began to think that his country wasn't big enough.
He launched his first invasion in the southwest area of Slumolia, a helpless country home to TaliBEANs and poor penguins. This upset the nation of United Terra, who was the country that owned the area of Slumolia. Thus, United Terra allied with the Happyface State and launched Snowzerland's first war.....the Giant Swiss-Terrain Cookie War. It didn't last too long, and SN was drivin out. However, in a stupid move, he allied himself with Darktan and the Viking Empire and took over the USA in the GSWI...not. He merely stuck flags in the cities, kept about 10 troops in each city, and "conquered Antarctica." His "rule" was gone in mere days. The second Snoss War was a battle for the Sensei. SN lost again. In the third war...well, it was a commercial war. SN bombed all Hershee Choclate's factories. As for the fourth war begun with a defence, but SN conquered Freezeland...also briefly. He then gave it back for permission to look for "gold". (Idiot.)
After that, Swiss Ninja gave up on the big war thing because his country was becoming angry, and just tried to capture/kill the Hochstadt Gang, and take over smaller territories such as Flystonia and reconquer territories like Frankterre and Holyswissia.
However, his peace between the nations did not last long. In early 2011, the Imperialistic nation of Castilla claimed that they were the "original" Snowzerland, and that they were much better conquerers than the Snoss. This upset SN greatly, and this made him realize that he now had competition. Thus, he bombed one of Castilla's skyscrapers in the Castillan capital of Metido, which collapsed complelely into rubble. This strike was one of the most catastrophic disasters for Castilla, who immediately waged war on SN and the Snoss. In response, SN bombed the Castillan embassy in Snowzerland, for the Snoss-Castillan War officially began. This war soon became a race to conquer as many helpless islands as possible. Most of the islands fought over were completely destroyed and bombed, so that the winner of the island would have to rebuild. In the end, Liguria intervened and stopped the war, and during it, SN was able to take all of the South Shetland Islands and half of the Falkland Islands to keep.
Swiss currently owes the USA 500,000,000 Fish (and counting) in debt.
Accomplishments
Swiss Ninja's Success began when he founded the cities of Zurich and Saint Moritz on Snowzerland Island. He formed the UCSN as his first government, later Maggiore, then finally Snowzerland. Snowzerland also grew bigger as the cities of Luzern and Geneva sprang up. The Old UCSN city of Bern collapsed, so Geneva became the capital. However, the Egotistical Kaiser wasn't happy with just one island. He planned to expand his empire.
He is also secretly Antarctica's greatest adulterer.
Country Shopping Spree
In the beginning, Swiss Ninja was able to obtain the countries of Frankterre, Batavia, Osterreach, and Alemania and annexed it into his empire. He also bought Pen Chi Island to use as a Jail. Then, Frankterre and Batavia gained independance, but he was able to regain Alemania again and kept Osterreach. He later founded the island of Lichenstien, and together he called his united colonies the German States.
Military
See The Snoss Army.
His Puffles
Kaiser Swiss Ninja has three puffles. Here they are:
- Sparta the red puffle, the first to be adopted.
- Athens the blue puffle, the dean of Zurich University
- Ticino the black puffle who has a crush on Sister Alkamesh and loves consuming Puffle 'Os
Former Pets
- Leonardo di Tremezzo - ran away after being ignored by Swiss Ninja and not being cared for enough. Leonardo moved to Eastshield and lived there for a while with a different owner but eventually moved to the county of Castilla and lives there as a free puffle who is strongly involved in the anti-Swiss Ninja Castillan Government.
Trivia
- Swiss Ninja thinks he should be Sensei's successor.
- If Swiss Ninja was to play a certain instrument in a band, it would be the drums.
- Swiss Ninja and Ninjahopper argue a lot.
- Swiss Ninja doesn't like Mabel and MobileShroom.
- Swiss Ninja has a bad temper.
- Swiss Ninja is very bad at rapping.
- Swiss Ninja is bad at high jump.
- Swiss Ninja is married to Maddieworld.
- Swiss Ninja is one of Austin8310's few friends. He is also Austin's employer.
- Speeddasher views Swiss Ninja as an ego maniac and every time someone asks him about Swiss, he simply tells them this. "He may be a Card-Jitsu expert, but when it comes to fighting he's out of his league." He all ways makes sure to say that he still likes Card-Jitsu.
- Swiss also holds a deep grudge against Tails6000 for beating him in a fight, thus humiliating him in front of his many hot babes. It doesn't help that at the time Tails was only around 8 years old. Because of this Swiss has put a restraining order against him.
- Swiss hates Raw Garlic.
- Being slapped with any kind of fish. (This is ironic.)
- Swiss Ninja has an infamous Swiss ego, this alone could destroy him.
- Swiss Ninja collects figurines of himself. That's not really a weakness, but it's fun to mention.
- Swiss Ninja is afraid of riding roller coasters.
- He hates Xary.
- His father nicknames him Schweizer Spion Krieger.
- In the future, Swiss Ninja will rename himself to Emperor Pengvintine.
- In Snowzerland, you like Swiss Ninja. In East Pengolia, Swiss Ninja likes YOU!
- Swiss Ninja is slowly turning to the dark side; he murdered Vincent Terrasini, his former employee, which was his first "official" evil dark deed.
Quotes
- "My weakness is having no weaknesses at all! Muahahaha!"
- Do you like waffles?
Swiss Ninja: No I like pancakes.
Do you like pancakes?
Swiss Ninja: No I like French Toast.
Do you like French Toast?
Swiss Ninja: No I like waffles.
Paul Kyle: Where's the fun in that?
- "CLAP YOU IDIOTS!!!!"
- Kuss Der Schweizer Führer!!!! (Kiss The Swiss Leader)
- Welcome to Zürich!
- Where is my apple strudel?
- Mi casa es su casa! (My House is your house.) - He actually means his castle...
- (furious) Aaaaaahhh! Where is that banana!?
- (Angry) 我很生氣的你！你為什麼這樣做！ Grrrr!
"No, I'm a kaiser! You do what I say!"
Image Gallery
Swiss Ninja screaming his head off.
LET'S GET OUR MEME ON!
Swiss Ninja being bitten by a mutant puffle while golfing.
A sprite version of Swiss Ninja!
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This is when Swiss Ninja founded Zurich.
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Swiss Ninja getting pwn'd in Card Jitsu by XTUX345, one of the worst card jitsu players in history!
Add yours if you want!
See also
- Mabel
- Zürich
- United Cities of Swiss Ninja
- Saint Moritz
- Bern
- Chin Yang
- Hochstadt Family
- Cheddar Ninja
- Swiss Ninja's Harem
- Gaston
- Imperialism
- King Ohzie Ablaze
- Whoot Smackler Whoot
| Leader: Wrath Ninja |
| Secondary Leaders PufflinatorX |
| Greater Minions Forester |
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| Enemies: Paul Kyle |
| Allies: Swiss Ninja Hochstadt |
| Locations Wrath Realm |
