Talk:Quest For The Golden Waffle

This is the center/hub for postings on my story, Quest For The Golden Waffle. I will occasionally post upcoming sneak previews for new chapters in my book. Feel free to post feedback, ideas, images, and other stuff on here!
Explorer 767

Sneak Peeks

All I can tell you is that Icmer's portable fax machine gets destroyed A LOT.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-Someone set us up the bomb. 09:54, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Words From The Writer

Thanks everyone for the positive feedback!

I'm going to add everybody in, so don't worry.

I've got a contest. What is your favourite part of the story and why?--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-Someone set us up the bomb. 01:28, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

    * [21:54] <Explorer 767> THe Shrine is underground, which is part of the plot.
   * [21:54] ... Okay.
   * [21:54] ... IBM eventually reveals his past to the questers.
   * [21:54] ... He was on a team of archaeologists trying to find the Golden Waffle.
   * [21:55] ... During a trip to Dorkugal to find clues, an accident happened when an earthquake struck, stranding I
   * [21:55] ... IBM in the cliffs.
   * [21:55] ... His original mission was to plant seismometers everywhere in the Dorkugese Jungle.
   * [21:56] ... After a few years, the team would come back again and measure the readings from all the seismometers
   * [21:56] ... Wherever the Shrine was, it would affect the seismic waves passing through the ground.
   * [21:57] ... That way, the archaeologists could figure out the rough position of the Shrine by using the readings
   * [21:57] ... Being quite stubborn, IBM planted the remaining seismometers everywhere around the Jungle.
   * [21:58] ... He built a large mainframe in his cave and stored data there.
   * [21:58] ... When the questers arrive, IBM is ready to read the dfata and find the Shrine...
   * [21:58] ... But after ZapWire toyed with his mainframe, it no longer works.
   * [21:59] ... ZapWire doesn't know how to reverse what he did, but Explorer somehow fixes it.
   * [21:59] ... After Explorer fixes it, Fred connects his laptop to the mainframe.
   * [21:59] ... He displays the data on a modelling program ZapWire wrote for him and finds the exact position and s
   * [22:00] ... shape of the Shrine in the jungle.
   * [22:00] ... The questers head off to the Shrine, but are captured by Focci.
   * [22:00] ... The story ends there.

1. [22:02] <Kwiksilver> I'm thinking Barkjon gets inside the Waffle Star and blows it up.
2. [22:02] <Explorer 767> Okay.
3. [22:02] ... Blows it up, STAR WARS STYLE.
4. [22:02] ... LOL
5. [22:02] <Kwiksilver> Then, in Book IV, the Stroodels build the Waffle Star 2
6. [22:02] <Explorer 767> Admiral Ackbar should even say, "IT'S A TRAP"!
7. [22:03] ... LOL
8. [22:03] ... They destroy it... again..
9. [22:03] <Kwiksilver> ZapWire and Happyface survive the fall
10. [22:03] ... And find a passage to the Humana Cathedral
11. [22:04] ... The Sapie Brothers are helping the str00dels disguise themselves as the questers
12. [22:04] ... ZapWire and Happyface sabotage the machine
13. [22:05] ... So it teleports the str00dels to jail.

Exclusive Book Characters

Isadore Base Macrosky (or IBM for short)

• Purpose: Operates 1950s-esque mainframe, used to be an archeaologist in the past.
  • Information
    • He consistently mocks Fred for his lack in computer skills (remember he's a math geek).
    • He uses computer terms instead of normal words on a constant basis.
    • IBM is hard of hearing and easily forgets what he was talking about mid-conversation.
    • IBM insists that his old-timey mainframe is better than a modern day computer (though he's wrong).
    • He is a very, very, old penguin.
    • He used to be an archeaologist also searching for the Golden Waffle, but he got stranded while on a hunt with his team and ever since has lost connection with modern technology (that's why he thinks mainframes are superior). IBM still remembers the legend of the articfact, though.
  • Will be a major character in the book.

Perra Bola

• Purpose: At this stage he is a hobo Focci. Soon he wil form his own clan.
  • Information
    • Was banished from his clan for being a "goodie-goodie".
    • Has an evil brother: Hypir Bola.
    • Is one of the only good Focci.

Quotes

• Fred 676: Shoo, you nasty diminished ellipses, or I'll whack the radii out of ya!

• Fred: (while trying to switch the system to standby) Phooey! Where in the name of integrals is the master switch? Doesn't this thing have a Ctrl-Alt-Delete function? Argh! I've got you now, you impudent little CPU!

Explorer: (yawning carelessly) The thing doesn't have a keyboard, Fred. Maybe you should rewire the AND/OR pathways, and maybe tinker a little with the fractal resistors. Then, rewind the magnetic tape to the beginning. Oh, and did you check the frontal diodes? They might be faulty.

• Keyser: AAAH! A Focci!!!

• IBM (see above): You crazy kids! Get off my mainframe!
  Fred: (in response) ...does he mean "lawn"?
  IBM: My hearing does not compute, sonny. Increase your volume!
  

• IBM: Shut your output! I'm a-talking here!

• IBM: (to a Focci) Well, you certainly are all 8-bit, aren't ya?

• Fred: How do you work this thing?
  IBM: (senile) I don't tell you how to program your life!

• IBM: (points to a light bulb-ish item) That there's a vacuum tube. It "PWNS" yer fancy newfangled transistors.
  Explorer: Don't those things blow up daily?
  IBM: No, of course not!
  (a faint explosion is heard)
  IBM: ... then again, they do have a tendency to do things...
  Fred: (overhearing) What happen?
  Explorer: (sarcastically) Someone set us up the bomb.
  

• IBM: (to Explorer) You think you've got it so good with yer mice 'n keyboards 'n graphical shells... well, ya don't! Your noob friend can't even use a seventeen line William tube!
  Fred: I am not a noob! Math is my skill, not running a machine with less memory than a floppy disk!
  IBM: Youngin', you are so a noob. Your noob status does not even compute.
  Fred: (angrily) I AM NOT A NOOB!
  IBM: What were we talking about? I lost my file.
  Explorer: Well, that proves the necessity of AutoSave.
  IBM: AutoSave? That's for lazy, cowardly, couch potatoes who can't even read a spreadsheet!

• IBM: So whippersnapper: ya think yer not a Noob?
  Fred: I am SO not a noob!
  IMB: Okay! Decode this!
  (IBM hands Fred some punch tape)
  The text reads: 01001001001000000111010001101111011011000110010000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111010001101000011000010111010000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001100001001000000100111001001111010011110100001000100001 (courtesy of this site)
  Fred: ...
  IBM: Oh come on! An abacus could do it, sonny! It's just a simple binary sequence!
  Fred: I give up.
  IBM: That's Binary Code for "I told you that you are a NOOB!" Hee hee hee HAAAHHHH (wheezing sound)!!
  (Explorer overhears. He takes out a shovel and gives IBM a hard smack on the back.)
  IBM: (angrily) OUCH! What was that for, you little whippersnapper?!
  Explorer: 0101010001101000011000010111010000100111011100110010000001100110011011110111001000100000011100110110000101111001011010010110111001100111001000000100011001110010011001010110010000100111011100110010000001100001001000000110111001101111011011110110001000101110
  (i.e."That's for saying Fred's a noob.")
  
  

• Explorer: (to IBM) Are you sure you're not a noob?
  IBM: Of course not!
  Explorer: Then decode this! (hands IBM a roll of punch tape)
  The text reads: 127150157047163040164150145040156157157142040156157167077
  IBM: (puzzled) This isn't even binary! Argh, what have you given me here, youngin'?!
  (Explorer hands the roll to Fred. When he reads it, Fred starts giggling uncontrollably and walks away smiling, while IBM looks on, baffled.)
  (P.S. The text is in octal (base 8). It reads "Who's the noob now?")
  
  

Images

• Foci.GIF

  Oh noes! It's a Focci!!!

• 

  What?! There's good focci too?!!!

• Waffletablet.GIF

  Your guess is as good as mine...

• 

  What the pancake is that?

Ideas

Post an idea of the book here!

Ok. You guys can use me as somebody stranded when you are hiking. I join your group. Then IBM comes along and whacks me on the head.--Happyface ^{TALK 2 ME!} 02:48, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

I have a feeling this will be random... --Bigbird96 05:26, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Please use me!!! I can be help in the book!! You can decide what I do!!!!! Spy Guy Pers 17:32, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Maybe we find out why the book is called that YOWUZA TALK 2 ME! 20:01, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

I love it! Can you put Ford Car or Dancing Penguin in the story? Dancing Penguin http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguin/images/6/6c/Smile_spin.gif (Talk to me! I dare you!) 22:00, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

You could use The Golden Pancake somehere in this.--.--   ₪ ΔĢєŋŦGεиιυς  Yes, I am banned 20:30, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

You could use me as the innocent bystander who always has his fax machine machine destroyed by one of you guys, like the Melon Man on Nickelodian (if you watch). A good source is here --User:Icmer In Nyc

You guys can use me in any way you want-- Sith Lord D Really Rocks OHYA!  Dont I? Waddle On

I know how much money you spent- a lot.--Spy Guy Pers 20:56, 4 January 2009 (UTC) Ok, after much calculations, I know how mush money you spent. 14,235 rad!! Am I right?? [:-)--Lovebirds211--Speak to me!! 01:30, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

I know the secret behind 3.14 street!! It can also be called pi street!! --[:-)--Lovebirds211 18:42, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

Since the story is semi-abandoned, I think a nice plot will cure Explorer's writer's block.

Happyface and Barkjon are in the traffic jam when all the traffic lights fall down and a wire falls on the pickup truck. The truck is warped to the past where it lands on a painting a certain penguin is painting.(parody of Mona Lisa). The penguin screams in an italian accent (Mamma mia! My painting! It's-a ruined!) Happyface and Barkjon apologise and introduce themselves. The painter turns out to be Leonardo da Waffli, and he smells like cheese. All of a sudden, Sergeant Str00del appears with a large TSEWWW and demands The Golden Waffle from Leonardo. Happyface and Barkjon tell Leonardo to run for cover and pull out snowball guns. Sergeant Str00del banishes the guns and disappears in blue smoke.

Later, at Leonardo's house, Barkjon tinkers with some strange contraptions on the bench while Happyface speaks to Leonardo. Leo says he is a failed inventor, but he created The Golden Waffle, the master of all things weird. Many wanted the waffle, so Leo broke it into it's key ingredients. He trusts Barkjon and Happyface with his secret and gives them a box of golden waffle batter. Happyface sighs and realizes they've got to live in the past forever, because they can't get home. Meanwhile, Barkjon has created something that looks like an IcePod and tries to play music on it. It explodes, filling the room with black smoke. A metal rasping noise is heard and a blue police box appears.

A sanity human pokes his head out of the door and asks if Leonardo Da Vinci is there. Leo tells him his name is Leonardo da Waffli. "Blast. I'm The Doctor by the way. Need a lift through time and space?" Barkjon and Happyface come inside the police box, which is bigger on the inside. The Doctor says he has been detecting signals of Vortex Manipulator activity in this time zone. They zoom in on the captured image and see Sergeant Str00del. Barkjon states that the Sergeant must be stopped. The Doctor pulls a lever, kicks the console and the rasping noise starts again. Leonardo Da Waffli bids them farewell as the police box fades away.

Inside the TARDIS, which is what it's called, Barkjon's feet dissapear and he slowly starts becoming De atomized. It's happening to Happyface too. The doctor runs frequently around the console, flipping switches and dials. The coloum in the middle of the console halts. The Doctor says that they can't travel through time again as their atoms are unstable. A large time warp opens up and Barkjon and Happyface step through. That's where they arrive in front of Explorer.

That's all I can write now. That covers your writer's block, Explorer! :)

Reply on my talk page if you see this and tell me what you think.

-Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS 12:11, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Could you use Sherby Hoodwounds in this story? By right, Sherby Hoodwounds existed five years after the start of the High Penguin Confederency. It's history therfore dates back to 742 A.D. and ends at 2008 (merged). --Alex001 User talk:Alex001 07:41, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I have an idea. We could bring Speed and Tails back to the time of the High Penguin Confederacy, a year after Explorer was turned into a Weege Statue, and they meet Olly. Then he tells them about the statue and they take it with them back to the future. --Speeddasher

Also could we add a scene were Barkjon, Fred, and ZapWire confront a group of Chomp Flowers and a Storm Worm in the Dorkugese Jungle? --Speeddasher

Yes, you can write it just before Chlorine's interrogation.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-Someone set us up the bomb. 04:18, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

You can find me outside the Stage in the line for a really expensive movie, and when I get to the booth I find out I don't have enough coins. KingH10:)

What is this?

Ummm.. guys? I joined the CP Fanon and CP wiki not too long ago, so could somebody please tell me what this story is about? I want to help, but I don't know what to write or anything..... ~Yorkielvr333CP

Film

For information on the film, go here.

User Character List

Known users who will be in the book.

1. Explorer 767
2. Barkjon
3. Happyface141
4. Speeddasher
5. Tails6000
6. ZapWire
7. Agent LJM
8. Kwiksilver
9. Ford Car
10. Dancing Penguin
11. Icmer in Nyc

Waiting List

Wanna be a character in the book? Sign up here!!!

1. Link
2. Mrperson777
3. Yowuza Kodian Jr.
4. Deco539
5. Sith Lord D
6. Yorkielvr333
7. Metalmanager
8. Chub 777
9. POGOPUNK32
10. Austin8310
11. Flystar55555
12. Idoreconise
13. SpamZap
14. Ninjinian (I'm known around the wiki).
15. Anniemoose98's Character, Dan
16. (Shaymin9000), Cross Drago

1. E-114
2. KingH10
3. Amigopen
4. 12yz12ab

Guesses/Predictions

Post your predictions for what will happen here!

I believe those two figures are the Sapie Brothers.--Flystar TALK 21:19, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

The "TSEEEEEW" sound kinda reminds me of when I made Herbert Horror (the ability when he teleports). This is just a wild guess, but I think the two figures could be Herbert and Herbert Horror individually. POGOPUNK32 22:06, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

I say that this will be unpredictable. --Alex001 05:13, 4 January 2009 (UTC) Chit Chat ♥ Contribs

One problem...

Olly was alive in OLDE Antarctica.

--Triskelle3 03:01, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes, but it didn't say how old he was. This could be a younger Olly.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-Someone set us up the bomb. 07:48, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

EXTREME Osama BEAN Larken OOC error

Osama BEAN Larken is being used in extreme OOC. He loves the Captain, but is extremely off-base and doesn't really understand Captain Str00del's motives. He would never overthrow his hero!

--† कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!!} † 19:13, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Darkness

This lighthearted story is becoming rather dark. I particularly hate how in the year 3000, everything is destroyed (Happyface414/future for instance), or how there are only a few penguins surviving. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE DESTROYED, WHAT'S WITH THE DYSTOPIA?! I demand a rewrite of chapter one and its continuity, because that whole "everything is eradicated" is stupid, and remember what the COC says: We are not to make people feel miserable. Now, it doesn't make me feel miserable, but it is very annoying.nI think society should still exist in 3000, unless it is an alternate history.

Please rewrite it.

Also, Sergeant Str00del speaks in 1337, as seen in the older chapters; why isn't he speaking in Leet anymore?!

Plot holes!

--† कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!!} † 23:54, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

New Idea for Finale

Just as our heroes are on the verge of activating the Golden Waffle Cooker in the depths of the secret island, Sergeant Str00del captures them and teleports them to his space station orbiting the sun. The Sergeant has no clue about the fact that the Waffle will short-circuit without extra energy, and begins recombining the Waffle's ingredients to control the universe of weirdness and randomity. This is where it gets fuzzy and where anyone can fill in, but in the end something happens that causes at least one of the protagonists to be released. The protagonist shuts down the Waffle Cooker (Sergeant brought it along) and opens it up. However, it is too late -- the Waffle has been cooked, and it is about to short-circuit. Happyface, remembering that any high-energy material can be used to give the Waffle more power, flings the Waffle out into the depths of space. The Sun's gravity takes over, pulling the Waffle into an erupting prominence. The plasma and ions from the prominence power up the Waffle, preventing it from collapsing upon itself. After that, the protagonists get rid of Sergeant Str00del, yada yada yada...

What do you think? Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (This is a link to my talk page. Go figure.) View this template 01:21, January 3, 2010 (UTC)

Sounds good. I'll consider it, but you can continue writing if you want.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-The fez is now cool. 00:44, July 9, 2010 (UTC)