Talk:Rocket Slug X
Talk to me, but you know I don't feel like answering. Why don't you go away, or stick around until ya hear the "beep"?
Ah. Wait. There it is. Beep. Now leave your message and run away in terror! Muahahahahah!
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There's clearly something wrong with you[edit]
Why are you living in my house? We can't eat any of your X-Antidoohickey food, but you can eat ours!!! Get out!!!
Your faithful creator,
Hello![edit]
Hi!!!! It's Xagent Xeltie!!! I just wanted to know if we were still going bowling on Thursday!!!
Oh my gosh!!! We should get together Sunday to pick daisies!!!! That would be fun!!!!
Hugs and giggles,
Hi!!!!![edit]
I just wanted to remind you that I forgot what I was reminding you!
Dear, Oh wait I can't remember the name.
Get Out Of My House, Part II[edit]
No matter how ridiculous my sister can be, she's right about you being a useless disturbance to our lovely abode. You're destroying everything valuable in sight, eating all of our food, and what's more, the other day I saw you trying to steal my favorite black shirt! I knew it looked great on you at the time, but get out of my house or I will incinerate your mattress and feed my brother your X-Antibody food, no matter how much either of you wallow in agony over it. I know you can't see me now, but I'm pointing to the door so you can walk out of it.
Love, Agent Meltie
NEVER AGAIN.[edit]
I've been really displeased with that. Not anyone but Rocket Slug X.
We're bad.[edit]
I wanted to let ya know I'm starting to actually like people. Weird, and not what I expected!
