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- 1 role play
- 2 Yesh :)
- 3 Hello There, Youngin'!
- 4 Why Do I Have to be Mean, You Ask?
- 5 Hehe
- 6 The Pie
- 7 RE:
- 8 RE: Bottomless Coin Sack
- 9 Can I join you?
- 10 RE: Mabel
- 11 Re:Prank
- 12 Re:Race
- 13 RE: How are ya my friend
- 14 RE: Hello
- 15 RE: Coffee
- 16 request
- 17 Re:Metal this is Tails do you read me? over
- 18 Re: How are you my friend
- 19 Hey
- 20 RE: You're Welcome!
- 21 RE: Message
- 22 sparkans
- 23 Its the Willie Trigger!
- 24 Request
- 25 Hmm
- 26 Just to annoy you....
- 27 Repeat
- 28 Hee hee!
- 29 DON'T GO!
- 30 WAAAAA
- 31 Hey buddy!
- 32 Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 33 Mmmmmmmmm, milkshakes.
- 34 Re:Look what I found :D
- 35 Invitation
- 36 No
- 37 Urgent Letter Regarding Your Television
Hey guys whats up its me. just say your thing here and I will interact like this for example
Ray Kodo:HEY YOU GIMME SOME COKE!
user: explorer 767 I would go
like that so post your stories for me to interact here!
Okay man thanks!
Hello There, Youngin'!
Well, it's good ta see a young superior species of penguin as yerself take up the cause.
Well, first off, I want ta reassure ya that you, and any other species deemed "lesser penguins" are better than the Most High Noob-Faces. In fact, the moldy piece o' toast I found under muh wheelchair yesterday is better.
Yeppers... most things are better.
Also, Penghis Khan... he's my great-great grandson! He never got any of my PWNsome leadership skills! Hee hee! How I love to mock him about it. I got this newfangled typewriter the other day... yep, I now send letters to him all the time.
No one can match mah skills in conquering. In my hey-day, I was untouchable! Triskelle (I think that's his name) was jealous. You go tell him that for me, would ya? I'd like ta see him again. Have a chat, for old time's sake.
When I was young, about your age probably, I threw a pie at that Noob-Face... he didn't see it comin'! Guess what? It was boisonberry! Whippersnapper, should you ever wish to throw a pie, throw boisonberry.
It's the stickiest! ...but keep that between you and me... that was my battle secret! All my bodygaurds were armed with boisonberry! My army, they were unstoppable! Conquering Momma Tabernaclemountain's estate, Poleland... it was too easy!
I sent 'em all to my Concentrate Camps... they made the best-darn orange juice there ever was!
In fact, I've kept several hundred bottles... here's one for you.
P.S.: if ya get a message from someone, reply on THEIR talk page, not your own. Back when I ruled Antarctica, if anyone did that they would get a pie in their face!
So please, and not just on mine, but any time, reply on THEIR page, not yours. For me, you'd go to my awesome page.
Got that, young one?
I better leave now, my nurse might see me typing, lower my oxygen tank, and make me fall asleep! The she'd delete my text... the nurse always tells me:
I DON'T CARE IF YOU ALMOST ACHIEVED CONTIENENTAL DOMINATION, YOU CAN'T SPREAD YOUR REGIME PAST NOON!
...of course, when you're old as I am, ya don't wake up until after noon. Dumb nurse. I think she's a Mos-
Oh gosh! She's coming! Got ta go, bye!
Why Do I Have to be Mean, You Ask?
Why do you have to be so ugly, or carry a slingshot?
Just one word of my superior speech and I send Jerks running.
Besides, those punctuation marks are pathetic. Want to see some real punctuation marks?
Those marks are so superior, you're lously screen may not even be able to DISPLAY all of them!!
You'll probably not even see most of them! HA!
Take that, you foolish amateur!
Well well well I have more then a slingshot to bear I got this WAH TAH!!!!!!! *grabs hot sauce machine gun*How do you like that fancy dufus dweeb! ahahha HOW DO YA LIKE THAT!!!! aslo you spelled lousy wrong!
Well how do you like these!
Hows that DOOFUS!
*cough* Grammar. *cough*
Sorry king tirskelle!
I prefer the Final Gruntilda challenge theme more =] --WitchyPenguin
Oh sorry though I hear you through *changes music to final gruntilda challenge*
There we go! So hows working for Darktan doing? *sips coffee*
Okay then Good luck!
p.s:Did you meet my doppleganger Fake Tails6000 ? He looks like me but with eyebrows thats how you can tell!
I rarely seen him doing something. --WitchyPenguin
Yeah he is a bit busy a lot so get te chance!
Why thanks to ya Tails, the pie tasted wondeful. I would blue-rinse ya, but that would not be very good sportsmen ship to a lad like you, just having fun.
Thanks triskelle! Also if you could hmm what was the thing again? *thinks* ! Did you see the chaos emeralds today I can't seem to find them? same with the other super emeralds and master emerald!
No, I havn't. Sorry, Tails.
Oh it's okay thanks for the announcement because I found the super and master emerald and all I need is the chaos emeralds (emerald sound plays) YES THE CHAOS EMERALDS! (gets emeralds) Found them!
RE: Bottomless Coin Sack
Ya headin' to the Shake Dimension? The one with the Vibration nation and the monarch?
Are ya really willin' to return with an item and save tha president, youngin'?
You don't need tha Bottemless Coin Sack, Tails. Endless wealth is for weenies!
Can I join you?
I'm just asking Tails, could I join you in your quest for the bottomless coin sack?-Kwiksilver
I don't know it will be dangerous so you can but if you change your mind there is a portal
Oh ok. thanks.
No sir, I don't- Gah! You're evil, act like it! No!
Why exactly am I the villain in your game? My inventions are better than... wait, no they are not...
Maybe I'm not cut out for Darktan's evil... but I must try! I must please him!
*Throws snowball at you*
MWA HA HA HA HA- ...I got you!
Bye! Gah, that's not evil! Curse my family instincts!
Oh about that sorry F didn't need his look in my game..and theres no other evil scientist so thats why you are my villan real sorry though. Tails
Thank you for telling me, Tails. Now I can avoid it! =D
Dont tell him but it was for foldy =) and your welcome
Sure Tails! I REALLY could use the practice, since these limbs of mine aren't doing so good.--Flystar
And saying about the STINC minions, I could knock out at LEAST 50 of those in one shot!--Still me...
RE: How are ya my friend
I'm doin great Tails. Also you're right about Lobelia Sackville, Did you hear she hates Ford Car and Link? Speeddasher
I did But its awesome!!!! ;)
I'm not busy at the moment. The boys are off on some sort of trip, so I can finally relax and think about my future husb- I mean think about a good friend of mine.
Well, in other news, my dad just busted some dumb Mafia guy today... he's rotting in jail now, but he escaped. I also bought the cutest dress today... yes, all is well at the moment.
In fact, I think I-
Oh gosh. I must go!
- *drops phone*
MIDAS, HERB! WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE BUILDING, MISS AURUMEN WILL SEE YOU!
You're friends with Canren? With her creepy laugh? Guuhhhhh....*faints*
--A very amazed Kwiksilver.
No. --Director Benny
Okay -- Tails6000
The LSP or League of Super Penguins wants you to join Your Puffles may join as well
you can choose Penguin (and Tern) Team or Last Resort team we coud use your speed
- you get a dagngometer
- and jet pack 4000
- free X-Penguins comics
- access to The Super Penguins HQ is a the offical League of Super Penguins HQ.
I chose the last resort team! *sa;utes*
thank you--beCoool talk with the cooolmister 18:59, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
HELP ME LAUNCH SUPERFRINGER? IT'S FOR THE BEST CAUSE IN THE WORLD... FARTING! FART STINKY! HA HA HA! HA HA! HA! --SPORROW VARAGIA ON DA LOOSE!... DA LOOSE! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT... SUPERFRINGER! AHA!
Re:Metal this is Tails do you read me? over
I side with whoever gets me more power Tails. That's my policy. I might just decide to come though if The Kernel will give me the day off. --Metal Explorer
Re: How are you my friend
She's like a penguin version of Mabel except that she loves Mwa Mwa Penguins for some reason. I'm honestly not suprised she's that dumb. --Speeddasher
I'd do anything to get them back, but unfortunatley there's nothing I can do about it. If he did come back maybe he could knock some sense into his grandson. --Speeddasher
Nothin' much, man. And you? -Lightpenguin
RE: You're Welcome!
Melvin Turtleheimer's Big Fat Law Firm
8 Neville Lane, South Pole City, Eastshield, USA
21:50, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
MISTER TAILS 6000:
I recieved your message and would like to respond with a simple "You're Welcome"!
Joining you on that musical escapade was a whole lot of fun, I guarentee you. I'd also like to thank you for providing me with a wagon so that I could travel at a speed to chase those suave robots.
Most importantly, I would like to thank you for throwing me and my sign ONTO the robots' cart. If it wasn't for that, we may have lost the battle.
I'm not usually a bragging turtle, but DID YOU SEE ME ON THAT CART? Whack, boom, bam! I knocked those singing robots to the ground with my sign! Wood and cardboard, who knew they would suffice so well as blunt weapons?
I'm also glad I have a shell, because the minute those robots fell and the cart went flying, I managed to retreat inside and land safely. Poor Eclipse... the crate just flew and smashed into peices. Her dress was all tattered.....
It was quite an adventure, and I hope to join you again someday. What exhileration, saving a helpless dame kidnapped by a tyrannical villain! Do the villains usually sing, though? It made it a whole lot more fun for me!
As for the sign... I don't really know why, but much like how the lamp on the flag of Turtle Atoll called out to me, so too did the urge to carry a sign related to the song and education.
Education IS a State's Right, by the way. In my opinion, if each state writes its own curriculem geared to the residents of the state, they learn better. Pengolians have no need to learn about Happyface State history, after all, and vice-versa. The federal government shouldn't intervene teaching.
Oh, and as for which is better... I'd say education by a LONG SHOT! Like Aye-Que stated, I can't belive folks waste time with all those weights. After all, I don't want to end up like Miss Fended! She failed her test.
Anyway, thank you for taking the time to read this essay. I'm a rambling turtle.
Have a glorious day!
Melvin Turtleheimer, Attorney at Law
Thanks for the letter turtlehimer, and eclipse was fine, a good trip to the tailors,and your right EDUCATION IS A STATE'S RIGHT!! Anyways, Eclipse said thanks, I wonder if herbert did that...Oh no WHY DID I BRING THAT UP, ITS CLUELESSNESS IS JOY AGAIN!!!! I'M SUCH A BARNACLE HEAD!!!
And P.S.:She was wearing her tribal armor from The Sunset Cage
You've been driving the same kart for years?
Well, I appreciate your love for the classics (I myself drive an old timey car), but as Czar I have to ask you the following.
- Does your kart, be it on the road on on the track, have seatbelts?*
- Does it have catalytic converters for reducing pollution?*
- Does it get more than ten miles to the gallon?
- Six or eight cylinder?
- Have you updated its license plate yearly?*
- Flame job or custom sketch? (not a Abanana question, just curious)
Barrick states that if you don't have the stuff that is marked with an *, you have to upgrade it or get a new vehicle...
PLEASE SAY YOU DO OR UPGRADE IT IF YOU DON'T! Your kart is in great condition and should stay in existence!
-Tsar MobileShroom I of USA
spam..I mean...Ham...yah thats what I ment-Unknown Penguin
Its the Willie Trigger!
Your the Willie Trigger! -Phycic
BY THE NAME OF MOBIUS WHAT IS THE WILLIE TRIGGER!?!
Bwahaha! REVENGE! *WACKS WITH SHOVEL* HAHAHA! FAKE TAILS I HAVE HAD MY REEEEVENGE! -Corai
....you big fat idiot you hurt me THE REAL TAILS6000 THE KING OF SPEED! but hey At least my hat took the blow Tails6000 (corai is kinda confused with which tails is which right?)
Wai why arent you talkign weird? MSUT WACKA GAIN *WACKS TEN THOOOOOOOOOUSAND TIMES* -Corai
(Yes hes confused)
What a color blind idiot I'm gonna get a coffee *zooms off to starbeans coffee* Tails6000 (I knew it)
bwahahaha! *calls xorai* -Corai
Bwahhaahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHA *ATTACKS WITH LAVA FLIPPERS* -Xorai
.....you guys bore me *shown without a scratch* Tails6000
(steals hat) -Corai
Tails:Poor boy doesn't know its a bomb *grabs real hat from hoodie pocket* 3...2...1... *bomb hat explodes into soot on corai* (I like that gag) Tails6000
(Cough Cough, *grabs real hat and smashes it* -Corai
Tails:Aye-Que was in there. *aye-que uses wrench 3000 to have a huge rock into corai* you must of gotten he wrong hat. (yes this will be long till he gets the right hat) Tails6000
SUUUUURRRRRAAAAAAAAYYYYYY~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Surray smashes every hat and attacks AYE QUE very visously with the Wrench 10,000-Corai
...dude you will NEVER find the right hat....besides, those hats hat cabs...well except one that has a little surprise for yourt puffle (as in fleas and aye-que is gonna roboticize you soo or later XD) Tails60000 (I'm tired o typing hold this off for a while)
Hi Tails. I'm Cranberry. Can you get us to McDoodle's please?-Cranberry
You are one of the chosen ones for us and you can join us and help us take down Darktan II. We can go after others you wanna go after too.
Just to annoy you....
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288!!!!! -Yzabtech P.S. My brother taught me that.
3.1...4...1...5...9...2...6...5...3...5...8...9...7..9...3...2...3...8...4...6...2...6...4...3...3...8...3...2...7...9...5...0...2...8...8...4...1...9...7...9. Was that slow enough? And,Pi goes on forever,and ever,and ever,and ever,and ever. Bye!-Yzabtech
Tails! I know that was you, Tails! I'd spot you ANYWHERE, Tails! Hee hee!
DON'T GO TAILS!!! TAILS!!!!!!! has daydream of tails and me kissing in the sunset
(Coconut falls on my head)
YOU JUST RUINED MY FANTASY!!!!!!! hits coconut with kiko kiko hammer
DONT DRIVE AWAY!!!!! swings hammer in anger
YOUR SO MEAN TO ME!
I bet you're wondering where that stereo came from.
plugs mic into amp
OH MR. WONDERFUL!!!!!!! OH YOU'RE SO INCREDIBLE!!!!!!! HEY MR. WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL TO ME!!!!!!
Well, Tails, you are pretty cute, but I have a large milkshake and a double cheeseburger to finish.
slurps milkshake and takes bite
munch but if you'd like to munch see me, noms I'll be at this tear McDoodle's.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get some fries for us to share.
From Kaylee with love
Re:Look what I found :D
Good for you. I knew they were still out there somewhere. Speeddasher
Due the the recent discovery of a map that is purported to lead to the Three Fruits of Happiness, I therefore invite you to partake in the newly commisioned expedition that is going to travel to what the map dictates. You are one of the very few penguins asked to join because of your special talents and skills. Reply now; you will not receive another reminder of this privilige.
PS: This message will self-destruct in the 10 seconds remaining after you will have finished reading this letter.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thank you so much for the TV! I enjoy gifts from time to time! Sadly, (well, not for me) I don't accept refunds, and this TV is MINE. Don't even try taking it back, because my Harem is in a top secret location guarded by high tech Clone soldiers. Anyways, I have to get back to the Harem to hang out with the girls some more.
Hmmmm. Well. I guess we CAN arrange something....I'll tell you what, how about you buy me a new TV that's just as good as this one, and I'll give you the one from the Harem. Then again, if you did that, you'd already have a TV like the one you want.....so, I guess that means you can keep the one you bought for me to keep for yourself.
Or, simply put, I'm just going to say this: "Buy your own TV."
Anyways, I've had some really good memories with this TV and I'm not going to give it up just like that. One of my concubines really likes it, and she would have a broken heart if I were ever to sell it, and my girls come first.
Urgent Letter Regarding Your Television
Stop! Don't give in into Swiss Ninja's schemes. Whatever you do, don't give him anything. We can get your television back for you, for no charge.
Who am I, you ask?
I am EPF Agent Clovis Hochstadt, the brother of the villanious Swiss Ninja Hochstadt. I have acessed the Harem on accident before, and I'm willing to do it again for your purpose. I'm one of the unlucky few to have stumbled across Swiss Ninja's adulterous lair, if it wasn't for a ceartain curse...
If you would like us to help you get your TV back for you, just reply and my EPF Puffle friend and I will be on the case.