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role play[edit]

Hey guys whats up its me. just say your thing here and I will interact like this for example


Ray Kodo:HEY YOU GIMME SOME COKE!

user: explorer 767 I would go


Tails6000:NO! Now will you leave peaceful or will I have to smack to to the darktonian Realm?

like that so post your stories for me to interact here!

user: Tails6000

Yesh :)[edit]

U may hang wif me, but if we see Leenk, then I'ma gunna 23-skiddo. --PogoPunk

Okay man thanks!

Hello There, Youngin'![edit]

Well, it's good ta see a young superior species of penguin as yerself take up the cause.


Well, first off, I want ta reassure ya that you, and any other species deemed "lesser penguins" are better than the Most High Noob-Faces. In fact, the moldy piece o' toast I found under muh wheelchair yesterday is better.


Yeppers... most things are better.


Also, Penghis Khan... he's my great-great grandson! He never got any of my PWNsome leadership skills! Hee hee! How I love to mock him about it. I got this newfangled typewriter the other day... yep, I now send letters to him all the time.


No one can match mah skills in conquering. In my hey-day, I was untouchable! Triskelle (I think that's his name) was jealous. You go tell him that for me, would ya? I'd like ta see him again. Have a chat, for old time's sake.


That noob... heh heh! Wow, if he didn't get the Good Guys and Willman Tabernaclemountain in, he'd be in a broom closet! Still, he was a great fighter.


When I was young, about your age probably, I threw a pie at that Noob-Face... he didn't see it comin'! Guess what? It was boisonberry! Whippersnapper, should you ever wish to throw a pie, throw boisonberry.


It's the stickiest! ...but keep that between you and me... that was my battle secret! All my bodygaurds were armed with boisonberry! My army, they were unstoppable! Conquering Momma Tabernaclemountain's estate, Poleland... it was too easy!


I sent 'em all to my Concentrate Camps... they made the best-darn orange juice there ever was!


In fact, I've kept several hundred bottles... here's one for you.


The Naughtzee and I take pride in quality. Have you ever seen orange juice in a fancy bottle?




Enjoy!



--Whoot Smackler Whoot


P.S.: if ya get a message from someone, reply on THEIR talk page, not your own. Back when I ruled Antarctica, if anyone did that they would get a pie in their face!


So please, and not just on mine, but any time, reply on THEIR page, not yours. For me, you'd go to my awesome page.


Got that, young one?


Good.


I better leave now, my nurse might see me typing, lower my oxygen tank, and make me fall asleep! The she'd delete my text... the nurse always tells me:
I DON'T CARE IF YOU ALMOST ACHIEVED CONTIENENTAL DOMINATION, YOU CAN'T SPREAD YOUR REGIME PAST NOON!


...of course, when you're old as I am, ya don't wake up until after noon. Dumb nurse. I think she's a Mos-


Oh gosh! She's coming! Got ta go, bye!

Why Do I Have to be Mean, You Ask?[edit]

Why do you have to be so ugly, or carry a slingshot?


Just one word of my superior speech and I send Jerks running.


Besides, those punctuation marks are pathetic. Want to see some real punctuation marks?

Çφν₤‡γγ․Ð̅ΦÖψ―‐‾‖ξŒŒ·µ¶êⅦ↓₨↑╗╗⊙⊕⌇∙↑┝∮∫ξ˙ˉˊˋΙψîðöù╙║┼℅⊿≣≦⊕≠↖↗↘↙∕∖√∩∪”₥“φ₪……•ΩΕΛΞ╴▁▃▃▄▅▅▆▇█▉□〕☆★〨あ〢↗⊿╮〒〜
〔〕ぶと〜〧て〰』『】【マ㊣丏㆒㎝㏑丧丯ㄍㄍョㄞ丟佳俍伢佰奓壧蛜¥?﹦﹌﹋'︸︿﹃﹃﹄DD*﹋︵"飯﨔﨔羽見暴暴暴降﹦Ksョョョョ




Those marks are so superior, you're lously screen may not even be able to DISPLAY all of them!!


You'll probably not even see most of them! HA!


Take that, you foolish amateur!


--Mabel

Well well well I have more then a slingshot to bear I got this WAH TAH!!!!!!! *grabs hot sauce machine gun*How do you like that fancy dufus dweeb! ahahha HOW DO YA LIKE THAT!!!! aslo you spelled lousy wrong!


Amateur! Tyro! Novice! YOU SPELLED DOOFUS WRONG!!!!!!!! --Mabel von Injoface XIX FEAR ME!!! 19:24, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Well how do you like these!

Çφν₤‡γγ․Ð̅ΦÖψ―‐‾‖ξŒŒ·µ¶êⅦ↓₨↑╗╗⊙⊕⌇∙↑┝∮∫ξ˙ˉˊˋΙψîðöù╙║┼℅⊿≣≦⊕≠↖↗↘↙∕∖√∩∪”₥“φ₪……•ΩΕΛΞ╴▁▃▃▄▅▅▆▇█▉□〕☆★〨あ〢↗⊿╮〒〜
〔〕ぶと〜〧て〰』『】【マ㊣丏㆒㎝㏑丧丯ㄍㄍョㄞ丟佳俍伢佰奓壧蛜¥?﹦﹌﹋'︸︿﹃﹃﹄DD*﹋︵"飯﨔﨔羽見暴暴暴降﹦Ksョョョョ


Hows that DOOFUS!

Tails

*cough* Grammar. *cough*

King Triskelle


Sorry king tirskelle!

Tails

Hehe[edit]

I prefer the Final Gruntilda challenge theme more =] --WitchyPenguin

Oh sorry though I hear you through *changes music to final gruntilda challenge*

There we go! So hows working for Darktan doing? *sips coffee*

Tails

Well, Darktan is sleeping at the moment, so me and the minions are on patrol duty. Tiring work, but someone's gotta do it. --WitchyPenguin

Okay then Good luck!

Tails

p.s:Did you meet my doppleganger Fake Tails6000 ? He looks like me but with eyebrows thats how you can tell!

I rarely seen him doing something. --WitchyPenguin

Yeah he is a bit busy a lot so get te chance!

The Pie[edit]

Why thanks to ya Tails, the pie tasted wondeful. I would blue-rinse ya, but that would not be very good sportsmen ship to a lad like you, just having fun.

-- King Triskelle

Thanks triskelle! Also if you could hmm what was the thing again? *thinks* ! Did you see the chaos emeralds today I can't seem to find them? same with the other super emeralds and master emerald!


Tails

RE:[edit]

No, I havn't. Sorry, Tails.

-- King Triskelle

Oh it's okay thanks for the announcement because I found the super and master emerald and all I need is the chaos emeralds (emerald sound plays) YES THE CHAOS EMERALDS! (gets emeralds) Found them!

Tails

RE: Bottomless Coin Sack[edit]

Ya headin' to the Shake Dimension? The one with the Vibration nation and the monarch?


Are ya really willin' to return with an item and save tha president, youngin'?


You don't need tha Bottemless Coin Sack, Tails. Endless wealth is for weenies!


--Whoot Smackler Whoot

Can I join you?[edit]

I'm just asking Tails, could I join you in your quest for the bottomless coin sack?-Kwiksilver

I don't know it will be dangerous so you can but if you change your mind there is a portal

Oh ok. thanks.

RE: Mabel[edit]

No sir, I don't- Gah! You're evil, act like it! No!


Why exactly am I the villain in your game? My inventions are better than... wait, no they are not...


Maybe I'm not cut out for Darktan's evil... but I must try! I must please him!


*Throws snowball at you*


MWA HA HA HA HA- ...I got you!


Bye! Gah, that's not evil! Curse my family instincts!



--X

Oh about that sorry F didn't need his look in my game..and theres no other evil scientist so thats why you are my villan real sorry though. Tails

Re:Prank[edit]

Thank you for telling me, Tails. Now I can avoid it! =D

--Triskelle

Dont tell him but it was for foldy =) and your welcome

Tails

Re:Race[edit]

Sure Tails! I REALLY could use the practice, since these limbs of mine aren't doing so good.--Flystar

And saying about the STINC minions, I could knock out at LEAST 50 of those in one shot!--Still me...

RE: How are ya my friend[edit]

I'm doin great Tails. Also you're right about Lobelia Sackville, Did you hear she hates Ford Car and Link? Speeddasher

I did But its awesome!!!! ;)

Tails6000

RE: Hello[edit]

I'm not busy at the moment. The boys are off on some sort of trip, so I can finally relax and think about my future husb- I mean think about a good friend of mine.


Well, in other news, my dad just busted some dumb Mafia guy today... he's rotting in jail now, but he escaped. I also bought the cutest dress today... yes, all is well at the moment.


In fact, I think I-


O_O


Oh gosh. I must go!


  • *drops phone*


MIDAS, HERB! WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE BUILDING, MISS AURUMEN WILL SEE YOU!


*busy tone*



--Canren


Tails-you-Canren-frie-guh?

*gapes*


*composes himself*

You're friends with Canren? With her creepy laugh? Guuhhhhh....*faints*

--A very amazed Kwiksilver.

RE: Coffee[edit]

No. --Director Benny

Okay -- Tails6000


request[edit]

The LSP or League of Super Penguins wants you to join Your Puffles may join as well

you can choose Penguin (and Tern) Team or Last Resort team we coud use your speed


bonuses

  • you get a dagngometer
  • and jet pack 4000
  • free X-Penguins comics
  • access to The Super Penguins HQ is a the offical League of Super Penguins HQ.

I chose the last resort team! *sa;utes*

Tails6000

thank you--beCoool talk with the cooolmister 18:59, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

HELP ME LAUNCH SUPERFRINGER? IT'S FOR THE BEST CAUSE IN THE WORLD... FARTING! FART STINKY! HA HA HA! HA HA! HA! --SPORROW VARAGIA ON DA LOOSE!... DA LOOSE! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT... SUPERFRINGER! AHA!

Re:Metal this is Tails do you read me? over[edit]

I side with whoever gets me more power Tails. That's my policy. I might just decide to come though if The Kernel will give me the day off. --Metal Explorer

Re: How are you my friend[edit]

She's like a penguin version of Mabel except that she loves Mwa Mwa Penguins for some reason. I'm honestly not suprised she's that dumb. --Speeddasher

I'd do anything to get them back, but unfortunatley there's nothing I can do about it. If he did come back maybe he could knock some sense into his grandson. --Speeddasher

Hey[edit]

Nothin' much, man. And you? -Lightpenguin

RE: You're Welcome![edit]

MELVIN TURTLEHEIMER, ATTORNEY AT LAW

Melvin Turtleheimer's Big Fat Law Firm
8 Neville Lane, South Pole City, Eastshield, USA
21:50, September 9, 2009 (UTC)






MISTER TAILS 6000:

I recieved your message and would like to respond with a simple "You're Welcome"!

Joining you on that musical escapade was a whole lot of fun, I guarentee you. I'd also like to thank you for providing me with a wagon so that I could travel at a speed to chase those suave robots.

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for throwing me and my sign ONTO the robots' cart. If it wasn't for that, we may have lost the battle.

I'm not usually a bragging turtle, but DID YOU SEE ME ON THAT CART? Whack, boom, bam! I knocked those singing robots to the ground with my sign! Wood and cardboard, who knew they would suffice so well as blunt weapons?

I'm also glad I have a shell, because the minute those robots fell and the cart went flying, I managed to retreat inside and land safely. Poor Eclipse... the crate just flew and smashed into peices. Her dress was all tattered.....

It was quite an adventure, and I hope to join you again someday. What exhileration, saving a helpless dame kidnapped by a tyrannical villain! Do the villains usually sing, though? It made it a whole lot more fun for me!

As for the sign... I don't really know why, but much like how the lamp on the flag of Turtle Atoll called out to me, so too did the urge to carry a sign related to the song and education.

Education IS a State's Right, by the way. In my opinion, if each state writes its own curriculem geared to the residents of the state, they learn better. Pengolians have no need to learn about Happyface State history, after all, and vice-versa. The federal government shouldn't intervene teaching.

Oh, and as for which is better... I'd say education by a LONG SHOT! Like Aye-Que stated, I can't belive folks waste time with all those weights. After all, I don't want to end up like Miss Fended! She failed her test.

Anyway, thank you for taking the time to read this essay. I'm a rambling turtle.



Have a glorious day!
Melvin Turtleheimer, Attorney at Law

Thanks for the letter turtlehimer, and eclipse was fine, a good trip to the tailors,and your right EDUCATION IS A STATE'S RIGHT!! Anyways, Eclipse said thanks, I wonder if herbert did that...Oh no WHY DID I BRING THAT UP, ITS CLUELESSNESS IS JOY AGAIN!!!! I'M SUCH A BARNACLE HEAD!!!

Tails6000

And P.S.:She was wearing her tribal armor from The Sunset Cage

Tails6000

RE: Message[edit]

You've been driving the same kart for years?

Well, I appreciate your love for the classics (I myself drive an old timey car), but as Czar I have to ask you the following.

  • Does your kart, be it on the road on on the track, have seatbelts?*
  • Does it have catalytic converters for reducing pollution?*
  • Does it get more than ten miles to the gallon?
  • Six or eight cylinder?
  • Have you updated its license plate yearly?*
  • Flame job or custom sketch? (not a Abanana question, just curious)

Barrick states that if you don't have the stuff that is marked with an *, you have to upgrade it or get a new vehicle...


PLEASE SAY YOU DO OR UPGRADE IT IF YOU DON'T! Your kart is in great condition and should stay in existence!


-Tsar MobileShroom I of USA

sparkans[edit]

spam..I mean...Ham...yah thats what I ment-Unknown Penguin

Its the Willie Trigger![edit]

Your the Willie Trigger! -Phycic

BY THE NAME OF MOBIUS WHAT IS THE WILLIE TRIGGER!?!

-Tails6000

Bwahaha! REVENGE! *WACKS WITH SHOVEL* HAHAHA! FAKE TAILS I HAVE HAD MY REEEEVENGE! -Corai

....you big fat idiot you hurt me THE REAL TAILS6000 THE KING OF SPEED! but hey At least my hat took the blow Tails6000 (corai is kinda confused with which tails is which right?)

Wai why arent you talkign weird? MSUT WACKA GAIN *WACKS TEN THOOOOOOOOOUSAND TIMES* -Corai

(Yes hes confused)

What a color blind idiot I'm gonna get a coffee *zooms off to starbeans coffee* Tails6000 (I knew it)

bwahahaha! *calls xorai* -Corai

Bwahhaahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHA *ATTACKS WITH LAVA FLIPPERS* -Xorai

.....you guys bore me *shown without a scratch* Tails6000

(steals hat) -Corai

Tails:Poor boy doesn't know its a bomb *grabs real hat from hoodie pocket* 3...2...1... *bomb hat explodes into soot on corai* (I like that gag) Tails6000

(Cough Cough, *grabs real hat and smashes it* -Corai

Tails:Aye-Que was in there. *aye-que uses wrench 3000 to have a huge rock into corai* you must of gotten he wrong hat. (yes this will be long till he gets the right hat) Tails6000

SUUUUURRRRRAAAAAAAAYYYYYY~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Surray smashes every hat and attacks AYE QUE very visously with the Wrench 10,000-Corai

...dude you will NEVER find the right hat....besides, those hats hat cabs...well except one that has a little surprise for yourt puffle (as in fleas and aye-que is gonna roboticize you soo or later XD) Tails60000 (I'm tired o typing hold this off for a while)

Hi Tails. I'm Cranberry. Can you get us to McDoodle's please?-Cranberry

Request[edit]

You are one of the chosen ones for us and you can join us and help us take down Darktan II. We can go after others you wanna go after too.







--Flywish's Army (Talk to us here) (Talk to our leader here)

Hmm[edit]

Darn, I haven't. Could you either explain or tell me where to go? Sensei's gettin' snippy, some penguin dropped their cards on Mat 4. Metalmanager (epic pwnage person) - What've you got to say?

Just to annoy you....[edit]

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288!!!!! -Yzabtech P.S. My brother taught me that.


Repeat[edit]

3.1...4...1...5...9...2...6...5...3...5...8...9...7..9...3...2...3...8...4...6...2...6...4...3...3...8...3...2...7...9...5...0...2...8...8...4...1...9...7...9. Was that slow enough? And,Pi goes on forever,and ever,and ever,and ever,and ever. Bye!-Yzabtech


STOP ANNOYING OTHER PENGUINS WITH THE NUMBER PI RIGHT NOW YZABTECH! --12yz12ab Buy An Invention (for 100000 coins)

Hee hee![edit]

Tails! I know that was you, Tails! I'd spot you ANYWHERE, Tails! Hee hee!


Kaylee Tulip TAILS ROCKS!

DON'T GO![edit]

DON'T GO TAILS!!! TAILS!!!!!!! has daydream of tails and me kissing in the sunset


(Coconut falls on my head)


YOU JUST RUINED MY FANTASY!!!!!!! hits coconut with kiko kiko hammer


Kaylee Tulip ARE U READY?

WAAAAA[edit]

DONT DRIVE AWAY!!!!! swings hammer in anger


YOUR SO MEAN TO ME!


Kaylee Tulip IM DEPRESSED SO SHUT YOUR FACE!

Hey buddy![edit]

Yo, so, I'm gathering people in my army so I can fight Flywish. Wanna join? And if you don't wanna join, you can just help me in the battle. Thanks, -Metalmanager

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit]

Hi, Tails!


giggles annoyingly


starts music


I bet you're wondering where that stereo came from.


plugs mic into amp

sings


OH MR. WONDERFUL!!!!!!! OH YOU'RE SO INCREDIBLE!!!!!!! HEY MR. WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL TO ME!!!!!!

Mmmmmmmmm, milkshakes.[edit]

dials number

Well, Tails, you are pretty cute, but I have a large milkshake and a double cheeseburger to finish.


slurps milkshake and takes bite


munch but if you'd like to munch see me, noms I'll be at this tear McDoodle's.


Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get some fries for us to share.


hangs up


From Kaylee with love

Re:Look what I found :D[edit]

Good for you. I knew they were still out there somewhere. Speeddasher

Invitation[edit]

Due the the recent discovery of a map that is purported to lead to the Three Fruits of Happiness, I therefore invite you to partake in the newly commisioned expedition that is going to travel to what the map dictates. You are one of the very few penguins asked to join because of your special talents and skills. Reply now; you will not receive another reminder of this privilige.

PS: This message will self-destruct in the 10 seconds remaining after you will have finished reading this letter.

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No[edit]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thank you so much for the TV! I enjoy gifts from time to time! Sadly, (well, not for me) I don't accept refunds, and this TV is MINE. Don't even try taking it back, because my Harem is in a top secret location guarded by high tech Clone soldiers. Anyways, I have to get back to the Harem to hang out with the girls some more.


Bye!

-Swiss Ninja Hochstadt Finders keepers, losers weepers!


Hmmmm. Well. I guess we CAN arrange something....I'll tell you what, how about you buy me a new TV that's just as good as this one, and I'll give you the one from the Harem. Then again, if you did that, you'd already have a TV like the one you want.....so, I guess that means you can keep the one you bought for me to keep for yourself.


Or, simply put, I'm just going to say this: "Buy your own TV."


Anyways, I've had some really good memories with this TV and I'm not going to give it up just like that. One of my concubines really likes it, and she would have a broken heart if I were ever to sell it, and my girls come first.


It's either that, or we can trade something really worth wile....I don't know...I like gems....powerful gems....


-Swiss Ninja Hochstadt I like World Domination!

Urgent Letter Regarding Your Television[edit]

Stop! Don't give in into Swiss Ninja's schemes. Whatever you do, don't give him anything. We can get your television back for you, for no charge.


Who am I, you ask?


I am EPF Agent Clovis Hochstadt, the brother of the villanious Swiss Ninja Hochstadt. I have acessed the Harem on accident before, and I'm willing to do it again for your purpose. I'm one of the unlucky few to have stumbled across Swiss Ninja's adulterous lair, if it wasn't for a ceartain curse...


If you would like us to help you get your TV back for you, just reply and my EPF Puffle friend and I will be on the case.


-Clovis Hochstadt, I'm on the job