Talk:The Escape

• Excellent work Austin8310! You are really on a roll, and I commend you for this story. If I could, I'd nominate you for ANOTHER spot on the Wall of Fame!!!--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 16:04, 9 March 2011 (UTC)
  • Wow, this is great! I love the way you've set The Facility. Just for my information, when is the story set? -- ¤ (User page!) (Somebody tell'em I run dis ting!) 20:23, 9 March 2011 (UTC)

• Austin, you truly are a master stroyteller. You have a command of every character, even those you do not own, and I have never actually seen you cross severe OOC barriers in the entire time you've been on here. Your expertise and command of the CPFW universe, and your eagerness to use rare items such as the Facility, coupled with your smooth and effortless merger of old articles and new ones alike opens up scores of oppurtunities for anyone who would be honored to work with you. Count me as a fan: a HUGE fan. (Also: "The septic system? NO.") --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Life's a bowl of cherries, and nobody's merrier than me!} † † GOVERNOR SCOTT WALKER IS TEH ÜBERZ ――–――――― 21:54, 9 March 2011 (UTC)
  
  

Unintentional Potty Humor

Austin8310, I have noticed that at one point in the story a "UTR Trooper went commando". This is slang for taking off your underpants while still wearing your pants, and I wonder if this is intentional.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 14:07, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Well, you learn something new every day. No, I didn't quite mean it. Does this make sense?

He blasted several back into the wall with the flying ammunition. Suddenly, one of the UTR Troopers went took off his underpants while still wearing his pants, did a somersault, flipped past two bullets, and epically shot right at Fives. It hit him smack in the face, and he went sprawling.

Not really. Anyway, no, I didn't mean that. He just was epic. (the UTR Trooper). --Austin8310 ^{Bow ties are COOL.} 14:42, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Plus, how does somebody yank their underwear off while wearing pants in a split second during a gunfight, THEN, do a somersault and two flips? Anyway, I'm gonna change it. --Austin8310 ^{Bow ties are COOL.} 15:01, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

Guns

Austin8310, now that the COC has changed, real guns ARE legal. You could probally put a reference to that by suddenly making it legal mid-story, and some funny consiquences.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 13:59, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Actually, I had planned for McFlapp to legalize them-and it makes the roof about a billion times harder. --Austin8310 ^{Bow ties are COOL.} 14:22, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Perhaps do it so that Mayor McFlapp and Director Benny do not want to make the changes, but XTUX starts a protest and other BoF workers join him in his plan to revise the "That's Death! code". It could lead to an interesting in-universe explination for the changes to the "That's Death! code".--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 15:06, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Vincent

To be honest, he really has no importance. I say we kill him off (eventhough I created him).--Agent Johnson |  I'm Brit-ish and cause of that, I'm Liberal. 21:48, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

Yeah. I have no idea what his character is like, so I just shoved him at SN's palace "guarding Bernard". You might wanna ask SN. --Austin8310 ^{Bow ties are COOL.} 22:03, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

XTUX dies (again)

Hmmm....this is an interesting twist to the story. However, I think that in this case, XTUX could probally revive. After all, the snoss could easily repair him now that they have the technology, and XTUX can heal at a remarkable rate. I kindof think you're right, Austin in that many normal weapons cannot penetrate XTUX's armor, but a well-placed shot from a top-of-the line weapon can easily take him out. I plan on making some modifications to his article soon, as it's already getting kindof out of date.--XTUX345: "May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose! May an elephant caress you with his toes!" 14:24, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

<minor spoilers ahead>

Well, XTUX could revive. Easily.

But Austin doesn't know that. He sucks with technology.

They plug him into the helicopter. He drains all the helicopter's energy, speeding up the regenerative process about 10X. He heals instantly. They crash. In the freezing cold river. XTUX throttles the captain.

<minor spoilers ended>

So, yeah. IMO, XTUX could revive easily-but since he laid dead for nearly a month during Travelling All of Antarctica, Austin presumes that every time he dies it takes 6 months to regenerate. (facepalm) Really, the RDA was purposely keeping him dormant. --Austin8310 ^{Bow ties are COOL.} 14:51, 30 March 2011 (UTC)

Upcoming exerpt.

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Johnathan paced back and forth nervously.

"Err, Austin, I saw his blueprints. His regenerative skills are great. In fact, a wound like this would only take about 15 minutes to regenerate. Plugging him into the helicopter would be dangerous. So, judging by the math and the-"

"SHADDUP, I'M THE LEADER!"

Austin grabbed a cable cord, plugged it into the helicopter, and stabbed it into XTUX.

"That's gotta hurt."

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