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Is TSP really in a depression? The world must now!


TSP needs an anthem[edit]

TSP needs a theme or an anthem that isn't "Because He Lives" or "It is Well With My Soul". Those are my personal songs, but not the dictator's.

I did some looking, and I've proposed a few.

  • I would have suggested the Nazi theme song, but you can't find an instrumental that isn't from some sort of freak or evil man. If it isn't from an evil man, it has a swastika for "historical preservation", so nix that.

-- This is Serious Business! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!!  :)  :) I eat wiki revolutionists like I eat a Thanksgiving meal. 23:18, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

This. --Zapwire (aporkcalypse now) 23:50, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not a big fan of the Who or their brand of rock and roll. Their song "Who Are You, Who Who" really left a bad opinion of them in my mind, because it was a weird and boring song. I think I'll go with Slavankia, though that could be the anti-CPW political machine theme. :D
I appreciate the suggestion. Thank you. -- This is Serious Business! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!!  :)  :) GIANT FLAMING EYEBROWS. 23:03, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Kirby parody?[edit]

I was thinking of a parody of the Kirby series with TurtleShroom and his cronies being the enemies (another satire of our alleged dictatorship, that and I want my character as a villain for once).

What do you think of TurtleShroom being King Dedede?

(To be honest, I've never played Kirby. I've only seen the anime, so I'll need to to extensive research on the games from the Kirby Wiki.)

Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (Neutrinos are stalking you...) View this template 23:51, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

LOL, a kirby parady sucking up TSP or Corai....--Corai: The Red Penguin with real hair! (I dare you to listen to Polka, I DARE! 23:54, February 25, 2010 (UTC)


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I am Arachnid Boy.

Those crazy Blackboard goons want to hurt you.

Want a bodyguard? I'm free. In fact, if you hire me, my friend Captain Antarctica will give you a free shield.

So, what do you say? Want a former teenager, now adult who is still going through puberty to be your bodyguard?

Arachnid Boy Talk 2 Me

Do you... Know the location of the Willie Trigger?[edit]

By any chance, do you know the whereabouts of E-114 and Tails6000. I need to get rid of them tell them something. --E-114:Don't Blink! 02:02, December 20, 2009 (UTC)


1. On the MMK Page

2. Done, File:Happyface,effigy.PNG

3.Thrice! I do love that movie!

4. Ok: I will never hurt or annoy Our Lady, Mabel. Dan Sig.png Talk to me here

5. Ahh Flowerpot!

Thank you, Dan Sig.png Talk to me here

Ok, that's just messed up! Happyface Tee Smiley the 500th (TALK 2 ME!!!)


Relax, it's just a picture. And I should know.

--3-D Demon

re:I know a freaky guy...[edit]

I'm interested...



TS! I have formed an army a long time ago. I was wondering if you would be interested to join, We can not only go after our current targets, but we can also go after targets for you. --Papa Flywish Speak to the Supreme Ruler of Liguria here!

RE: Why Ben Isn't a Vampenguin[edit]


Sorry, I haven't been able to respond, I haven't checked my mail in a while... I've been busy.

Anyways, I never knew that. York always showed me these weird vampire movies where they actually bit the other penguin and they got infected... Weird, right?

Also, if I bit Ben, and sucked all of his blood (which looks pretty cool, actually, thanks for the picture) wouldn't he be dead anyways? Just wondering.

Sorry for being really late on this reply! --Jasper

P.S. His blood type is O negative. Figures, he's a negative penguin.

I need your help, TSP[edit]


Dan here. I need help. You have all those computers that can tracj UN-CP goons down, right? Can it track down a stalker, too? 'Cause some one with the ip Censon 67.98.5566 is hacking me and stealing my stuff. I think its this obsessive sirl who is following me I don't even know her name! Haley actually broke up with me and called off engagement because of her. Please find out who it is... Thanks,

Dan Sig.png Talk to me here


Due the the recent discovery of a map that is purported to lead to the Three Fruits of Happiness, I therefore invite you to partake in the newly commisioned expedition that is going to travel to what the map dictates. You are one of the very few penguins asked to join because of your special talents and skills. Reply now; you will not receive another reminder of this privilige.

PS: This message will self-destruct in the 10 seconds remaining after you will have finished reading this letter.

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Your Aircraft[edit]

Dear Mr. Jones, The FAAA Office in Club Penguin City has informed me that you are operating a Snowing 377 aircraft.Under the current FAAA codes, this aircraft has been unfeasible for private and commercial flight. Don't worry, I have 7 private jets and I wouldn't mind giving you my Pontrier ARJ1000. I have seven, and I really don't use this one, so it's yors now. My airline will also do you a paint job for free. This aircraft is equipped with LCD screens, Wi-Fi, and seats for ten passengers as well. There is also a soda fountain on board, and everything us lined with polished wood. I will also throw in two laptops and a 55 inch LED TV for you. --Sancho Monte Captio


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If you want it you can have it. :P