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Micro Hard and Soft ® - MOM v. Gates. Victory for us,
and the free market.
-but mostly us.

• Destroy Penguin OS

• Destroy Peach

• Check Company Details

• Forcefully buy out Snowtendo

• Dominate the Antarctic Market

• Kill Andrew K. Rapone and Zapwire

• Brainwash everyone!

Self-destruct in... ...YOUR DREAMS!

Installing Doors has never been easier harder than this

If you would like to purchase a Micro Hard and Soft product, either: pay 100 pebbles for quality software, join the MMK, go to the toilet, pay 100 pebbles for quality software, go to the toilet, destroy Linus, buy Peach and give it to Micro Hard and Soft, buy a PBOX, disregard Explorer, or go to the toilet!

Purchase a product.

(Please BUY)

• Doors
  
• PBOX
  
• Micro Hard and Soft Workplace
  
• MHS-GEEZER
• Stock (but not too much! I want to keep my company, thank you!)

Loyal Customers

(Please PRAISE)

• The Crowned Executive Officer of Dorkugal
  
• Any Dorkugese who's SMART!!
  
• Holyberden, baby!
  
• TurtleShroom!
  
• The Mabel Mongrel Klan
  
• Professor Zlo Shroomsky
  
• TurtleShroom's Family
  

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