| Commanders: Luce, Professor Shroomsky, Chief Triskelle, Turtleheimer, Mayor McFlapp, Star Kirby12, Richperson
|
| Doohickey Division: Explorer 767, Fred 676, Happyface141, Barkjon
|
| Soldiers: Penghis Khan, Jason Steed, Sam Rudi, Jerks, Lightpenguin, Str00del Force, Emoticons, Dorkugese, Khanz Penguin, Rare Puffles, Rocketsnails, Tails6000, Metalmanager, G, PSA, Kwiksilver, The Kernel, Eve Lendfell, Benny Franklin, Rockhopper, Ninjahopper, Speeddasher, Flystar55555, Willy the Penguin, Chub 777, Jsudsu9988, Sheepman, Mech Rider, Sancho Monte Captio, Flywish, Akbaboy, Fudd, Goody Two-Shoes, KingH10, Brown51brown, Jake Lovesfish, Rico, Kirbydapoyo!, Wave Jones, Lazor, Nicktang10, Richeddi, Wikipenguino45, Falco
|
| Mystical Members: High Penguins, Vesper
|
| Government Members: South Pole Council, Will Whitefoot, Bodo Bunce, Napoley Bonapart, Tar Tar Peng
|
| Bureau of Fiction Members*: Mayor McFlapp, Director Benny, Billybob, Becky, Illustrator Keith, DJ X, Ned and Natalie, Various Bureau Officeworkers
|
| Reluctant Members: Mabel, Director Benny, Administrator Kai, Lobelia Sackville, Screwball86
|
| Allies: ACP, Str00del Force, Jerks, The Leader, Dark Penguin, NATO, Missionz Plan Centur, Flywish's Army, Z, Mr Cow2
|
| Items: OxiPie, Pie Tank, The Really Shiny Antics Hand Grenade With A Rollback Function That Looks Like A Globius Cruciger But Isn't, the Narration Computer, The Silmarils, The Two Trees, Elemental Amulets
|
*Most Bureau members did not directly participate in the Pie War and were unseen, but tilted the plot towards the side of Justice.
**These were good guys against Darktan, so some are also evil, like the pre Pie War Str00del Force, Jerks and The Leader, but in their own way.
|
