The 9001 Steps
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| The 9001 Steps (to the Helmet of True Existence) | |
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 Would you like to continue waddling, or no? | |
 Well, this is the map for it. It's the same all the way down until the bottom of it! | |
| Key details | |
| Type | A BUNCH OF FRIGHTENING STAIRS!!! |
| Level | If you mean by measuring, it's 1000,000,000 feet down, if you mean the actual level, I don't know. |
| Location | Somewhere in Trans-Antarctica. |
| Inhabitants | Maybe there is a guard of the Helmet of True Existence? |
The 9001 Steps are a bunch of steps, 9001 total, that lead down to the Helmet of True Existence's caverns. No penguin, after the team of brave penguins, has ever tried going down there and getting it, as it is obviously a true task to do. Once you go in, you would waste hours going down, and you couldn't dare go back up either because you would waste even more hours climbing back up.
History[edit]
They were carved by devoted Viking Penguins who wanted to keep the Helmet of True Existence safe during the famine in case they were completely wiped out. It spent years of rocks, blunt knives and sleepless nights, when it was complete. Ironically, they didn't need to do that because they now owned Danland, a long-gone vast empire of Viking Penguins. The carvers eventually went to a nicer place, and the staircase was left to mould. In 1754, the staircase was re-discovered under a pile of earth (WHAT?!? THERE WAS RED MUD ON TRANS-ANTARCTICA?!?), ice and rocks by a penguin called Zir Willions. It was immediately investigated by weather experts and was discovered that Viking penguins created it by the style of the carving. Soon enough, they sent a team of brave penguins to go down the stairs, who were never heard of again. This caused the experts, after thorough search of the first 1,000 feet down, to soon abandon the project of seeing what was at the bottom. A hundred years later, a penguin got the idea to throw Mwa-Mwas down the pit to starve them. It instantly began a craze of finding a Mwa-Mwa and throwing them in the staircase. This spread to 2 cities and 3 villiages, until the Mwa-Mwa penguins became extinct in the land. Due to this, more penguins left their homeland to search for more Mwa-Mwas to continue their hobby. 2 years later, the craze died out, leaving the steps to be forgotten once more. In 2000, scientists fascinated about the Great Mwa-Mwa Extinction and stumbled across the set of stairs, leading them to be re-investigated once more.
Trivia[edit]
- They parody the 9000 Steps in Bionicle.
- Nobody has ever made it to the end of the steps. It sounds frightening!
