The Great Puffle Adventure

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The Great Puffle Adventure
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Info
Start	June 2nd, 2011
End	June 29th, 2011
Prerequisites	The Race to Thanksgiving
Level	90,000
Location	Ninja Archipelago, Las Puffles
Rewards	Yow's and Castilla's relations are fixed, Clovis and Feey1 became friendemies, Gill becomes Meme's boyfriend
Progression
The Race to Thanksgiving

The Great Puffle Adventure is a trip made by Feey1's Puffles, to Las Puffles. However when Bugzy captures them, they are shipped off to Castilla. There they run into the EPF branch, and Meme is arrested. Soon Clovis Hochstadt, Jock Hochstadt, Leonardo di Tremezzo, and Piper J. Cub get involved in this adventure. On this adventure Meme, Gill, and Beep must avoid Bugzy while trying to get an important document home.

Prologue

Meme looked looked off of the castle's balcony, and saw the setting sun. The bright orange colors struck the water, and the clouds turned pink. It was truly an amazing sight, and every night you can see one from F Island. When the sun disappeared over the horizon, she smiled. She ran into the castle, and met Beep in his room.

Meme- "The sun has set, time to go!"

Beep- "Already? Okay let's go."

Meme- "Hurry, let's get out of here before..."

Gill- "Before what, and where are you two going?"

Meme turned around, and saw Gill standing there. He was covered in oil, and was holding a hammer as usual.

Beep- "No where, certainly not Las Puffles. Why would we go to Meme's old home? To gamble, I think not!"

Meme- "Shut your O-Berry hole, Beep."

Gill- "You guys are going to Las Puffles? Why?! That's like the home of the UPM. It's dangerous."

Meme- "Not for a former UPM member. I can do PWNage."

Beep- "Wait, what does that mean?"

Gill- "I have no idea, Beep. Anyways you're not leaving on my watch. Feey1 put me on charge while he's on his honeymoon."

Meme- "At least he found love, right? Anyways since I'm the oldest I'm going."

Beep- "Wait, isn't Gill 11 years old too?"

Gill- "I am, AND Feey1 put ME in charge. You're not leaving the Yowien Sea."

Meme- "Whatever, Gill. You spoiled puffle, now out of my way."

Meme pushed Gill aside, and headed towards the door. She turned back at Gill, and Beep.

Meme- "Beep, come on!"

Beep- "Oh right, bye Gill."

Beep went after Meme, then started up his propeller cap.

Chapter One: Las Puffles, Baby!

Gill ran out of the castle, and watched Beep fly off into the night. Hanging under him was Meme, who was sticking her tongue out at Gill. Gill rolled his eyes, then turned to his left. He ran down a group of stairs, and ended up in the royal garage. He ran towards a large safe, and turned the lock a few times. The door opened up, to reveal a Puffle Super Suit.

Gill- "You're not leaving on my watch, guys."

Gill hopped into the Super Suit, and started it up. Then he turned on its rockets, and flew it out of the garage. He flew up over Feey1's castle, and looked for Beep and Meme. He saw them descending towards the docks, where a boat was waiting for them. Gill flew the Super Suit over to the docks, and landed in between them and the boat.

Gill- "Stop, you're not going anywhere!"

Meme- "Yes, we are. Now out of our way, Gill."

Beep- "Or do you want me to fly all the over there?"

Gill- "No, Feey1 said you can't leave F Island."

Meme- "He didn't say that to us, you have no evidence."

Beep- "Can we go now?"

Gill- "Guys, go back to the castle now."

Meme- "No way, Gill. Now out of my way!"

Meme pulled out an icebullet machine gun, and fired it at the cockpit of the suit. Gill just sat in the cockpit, and starred at her. The bullets seemed to just bounce off of the cockpit, and Gill looked like he was about to laugh.

Meme- "ARGH!"

Gill- "You should know that you can't beat a Super Suit."

Meme- "Oh really?"

Meme jumped into the air, and landed on the suit. She pulled a chainsaw out of her Player Card, then cut at the cockpit. The glass broke open, and Meme jumped into it. She knocked Gill unconscious, and picked him up. She carried him out of the Super Suit, and took him aboard the boat.

Beep- "That was easy."

Meme- "I guess Gill will have to come with us to Las Puffles?"

Beep- "You know, Meme he does have a point about it being dangerous. Don't you worry about Bugzy getting you?"

Meme- "Beep, I was raised by Bugzy. I know all his moves, plus I know better moves."

Beep- "Oh, okay."

---

Meme looked outside the taxi's window, and saw Las Puffles. Their boat had taken them to the June Islands, then a plane flew them to Las Puffles. The three were now riding in a taxi, heading for The Royal Casino. Gill suddenly woke up, and realized he was in a cage. Beep turned to him, and smiled.

Gill- "Hey! Please, let me out of this cage!"

Beep- "I would brother, but Meme wouldn't let me."

Gill- "Meme let me out of this cage."

Meme- "Nope, we're going to the The Royal Casino. I'm hoping to make a few thousands."

Gill- "You're eleven years old! You can't gamble."

Beep- "In Las Puffles she can, everyone is scared of her."

Meme- "That's right. I'm great with a machine gun, and I have some tricks up my sleeve."

Gill- "You do realize that puffles can't wear clothes right?"

Beep- "Why not? You wore a coat as a kid."

Meme- "Yes, you did."

Gill- "But it didn't have....."

Beep- "Hey! We're there."

The taxi drove up to the The Royal Casino's entrance, and opened the door. Meme carried Gill's cage, since she is the strongest, and Beep flew out in his propeller cap. Meme put down Gill's cage, then pulled some money out of her hammerspace and gave it to the taxi driver.

Driver- "Enjoy your stay in Las Puffles, Meme."

Meme- "Thanks."

The taxi drove off, and Meme turned back to Gill in his cage. She walked up to the cage, and banged on it.

BANG! BANG!

Gill- "AUGH! What, Meme?"

Meme- "Listen Gill, do you promise not to run away if we free you?"

Gill- "Las Puffles is dangerous guys, I think we should go back home."

Beep- "Oh come on, Gill. With Meme we're totally safe."

Meme- "Ya, not even Bugzy's a threat."

Gill- "Fine, but in two hours we're going home!"

Beep and Meme- "Fine with me."

Meme took her fedora off, and pulled out a key. She stuck it in the lock, and opened it. Gill walked out of the cage, and grumbled.

Beep- "Hey Meme, let's go in now. I'm starving!"

Gill- "What? The food they sell here is horrible."

Meme- "No, it's actually very good. Believe me, I grew up with it."

Gill- "Fine, let's go in."

The three puffles walked into the casino, and saw the craziness inside. Gambling machines were flickering, penguins were drinking Cream Soda like crazy, and others were fighting over who won 'Go-Fish'. Meme walked ahead of the two, and led them down the aisles. They came to a corner in the building, which wasn't so busy. Over there was a small bar, and some old gambling machines.

Meme- "I love this corner of the casino. These old games rock!"

Gill- "Uh...."

Beep(whispering)- "They don't work Gill, so she earns a lot of money."

Gill- "Oh."

Meme hopped onto a stool, and blew some dust off them machine. She inserted ten coins, and started to play the machine. Gill just nervously stood there, as Beep left him for the Cream Soda bar. Gill turned around, and looked at the rest of the casino.

Beep- "What some Cream Soda?"

Gill- "AUGH! Oh Beep, you scared me."

Beep- "Have a Cream Soda, it will calm you."

Gill- "Um, thanks."

Gill took a cup of Cream Soda, and took a sip of it. Beep grabbed his cup, and started to drink it. He drunk it very fast, not stopping. Several seconds later he was done drinking, then let out a huge birb.

Beep- "*BIRB!*"

Gill- "Ew, birp in your own face!"

Beep- "Sorry, dude. So how is the Cream Soda?"

Meme- "Yes, one-thousand coins! Woohoo!"

Gill- "Good, just like that."

Beep- "Great!"

Meme jumped down from the stool, and was jumping around madly.

Meme- "I won one-thousand coins!!"

Gill- "Way to go?"

Beep- "She's done better, one time she won two-million coins."

Meme- "Ya, and I blew it in a month."

Gill- "Oh brother."

Bugzy- "Indeed!"

Gill, Beep, and Meme- "AUGH! Bugzy!"

They looked up, and saw Bugzy standing above him. Behind him were two gangsters, and they were looking down on them too. Bugzy looked somewhat happy, and angry to see Meme.

Bugzy- "We meet again, my former puffle."

Meme- "Hey Bugzy, did you come to be beat up?"

Gangster 1(sarcastic)- "Hahaha! Very funny, fluff ball."

Bugzy- "Shut it, I'm talking. Anyways me and my gangsters want to 'take care' of you."

Meme- "Bugzy, we all know I'm better than you. You raised me yourself, and besides you don't hit women."

Bugzy- "Indeed. Gangsters, PWNage time!"

Gangster 2- "Gladly."

The two gangsters pulled out their machine guns, and fired at the puffles. Meme pushed Gill, and Beep to the side. They ran behind a bar, and Meme quickly pulled out her machine gun.

Gill- "I knew this was a bad idea!"

Meme- "Don't worry, I got everything under control."

Beep- "I'll get my pistol."

Beep pulled a pistol out of his hammerspace, and hopped up onto the counter. He ran behind a pillar, and popped out to shoot every two seconds. Meme jumped up onto the counter too, and fired her machine gun. She didn't bother hiding, she just wanted to end this. The gangsters aimed at the bar, and fired at the two. Gill cowardly hid behind the bar, and was freaking out.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Suddenly an icebullet hit a Cream Soda barrel, and it squirted all over the floor. Gill was covered in Cream Soda, and his fur was soaked. Suddenly the two gangsters were shot, and fell to the ground dead. Bugzy pulled out his sword, and his club.

He ran up to Beep, and whacked him with his club. Beep fell from the counter unconsciousness, then Bugzy proceeded to do the same to Meme. She fell from the counter unconsciousness too, and Gill panicked.

Gill- "Guys, wake up! Guys?"

Bugzy- "Hahaha! Looks like you got PWNed."

Suddenly Bugzy hit Gill with his club, and Gill went unconsciousness.

Bugzy- "Haha! Let's ship these guys to Castilla, and get rid of them once in for all!"

Chapter Two: Shipped To Castilla

Bugzy walked to the back of the truck, and opened the doors. He pulled out a cardboard box, and placed it on a trolley. He ordered a UPM member to push the trolley into an old building, as Bugzy closed the truck's back doors. Bugzy followed the gangster into the building, then closed a large door behind him.

Bugzy- "Alright, no one will see us in here. Open the box."

Gangster- "No problem, Bugzy."

The gangster pulled out a cardboard cutter, and sliced the box open. Suddenly Gill, Beep, and Meme fell out.

Meme- "Fresh air!"

Beep- "I'm starving!"

Gill- "I need to use the restroom."

Bugzy- "Alright, let's lock them away!"

Bugzy, and the gangster locked the three puffles in a large cage. Then they picked up the cage, and carried it to a separate room. They stuck the cage into a puffle door, and opened the cage. The three puffles walked into the room, and saw that all it had was a bathroom.

Beep- "Where's the food?"

Bugzy- "You can have some in never."

Beep- "Sweet! Gill, what time is it? Gill? Gill?"

The noise of a flushing toilet was heard from the bathroom, then the door opened. Gill was standing there smiling.

Gill- "I needed to go bad!"

Meme- "Hey Bugzy, when ya going to get us some food?"

Bugzy- "You'll just have to wait!"

Beep- "We can't wait, we're starving!"

Bugzy- "Too bad. I'm leaving you here, goodbye!"

Suddenly the sound of a large door closing shook the building.

Meme- "He left!"

Beep- "Oh no, how are we going to get out of here?"

Gill- "Hey! There's a window here, but its boarded up."

Meme- "I got it! Beep, get me something from your hammerspace."

Beep- "Okay."

Beep reached into his hammerspace, and pulled out a napkin.

Beep- "Here you go!"

Meme- "Ummm...a napkin wasn't what I was looking for."

Beep- "Oh, like a screwdriver or something?"

Gill- "Yes! For Heaven's sake, yes!"

Beep pulled out a hammer, and handed it to Gill.

Gill- "Hey, this ought to work!"

Meme- "Ummm...that's a toy hammer."

The two puffles glared at Beep, which made him uncomfortable.

Beep- "What!?"

Meme and Gill- "Nothing."

Gill- "Here, I got a REAL hammer."

Gill pulled a hammer out of his hammerspace, and handed it to Meme. She gladly took the hammer, and ran up to the window. She placed the back side of the hammer in between the boards and the wall, then tried to pry the wood off. She pulled harder, and harder until...

SNAP!

..the wood broke off, and Meme flew backwards.

Beep- "Hurray! We're free."

Gill- "Look there isn't even glass in the window."

Meme- "Let's go then!"

Gill jumped onto the window ledge, and jumped out. He was soon followed by Meme, and Beep. When they jumped out, they landed onto a cobblestone road in Toledo. They found themselves in an alley way, and were very confused.

Gill- "That's weird."

Meme- "Ya, there aren't cobblestone roads in Las Puffles."

Beep- "Especially not Castillan soldiers."

The three puffles looked down the alley way, and saw two Castillan soldiers talking to each other. Gill gasped.

"Oh no! We're in Castilla!"

Meme- "What!? Why did Bugzy take us here?"

Beep- "Wait, what's Castilla?"

The two looked at Beep, then rolled their eyes at him. The tow ignored him, and started to talk to each other again.

Gill- "We need to get back to F Island now. I knew this was a bad idea, Meme."

Meme- "Don't worry, I can get us out of here."

Beep- "Let's ask those soldiers where we are."

Meme and Gill didn't hear Beep, so he walked to the soldiers alone. He looked up at the two, then cleared his throat.

Beep- "Excuse me, but could you tell me where I am?"

Soldier 1- "¿Qué? Yo no hablo Inglés." (What? I do not speak English.)

Beep- "Oh, that was Spanish. Okay..."

Soldier 2- "I speak English."

Beep- "Sir, I can't understand you. If you would give me a second, I'll talk to you in a way you can understand."

Soldier 2- "What, no. I...."

Beep- "Tengo la sandía que se crece en mi cerebro." (I have watermelon that grows in my brain.)

Soldier 1- "AUGH!"

The first soldier looked at Beep, then slowly waddled backwards. The second soldier face palmed, and follow his friend. Beep was confused, and just turned back to his friends. Gill had already left, then came back with a map. He and Meme were overlooking it, trying to find the nearest airport.

Gill- "Well, the nearest airport is six miles away."

Meme- "Alright, let's go! Beep, come on."

Beep- "Coming!"

Beep followed the two out of the alley way, and onto the street. It was very busy, and had many penguins running around. There were stores across the streets, and some ruins of old buildings.

Gill- "Wow, this architecture is cool."

Meme- "Ya ya, let's just get a cab."

Gill- "I don't see any taxis, Meme."

Beep- "Me either, they must not do this part of town."

Meme- "Hey! There's a cafe here, and I'm hungry. Let's all get some sweet rolls, I hear they're great."

Beep- "Yes, let's do it."

Gill- "Ummm...okay, guys."

The three puffles walked into the cafe, and were greeted by a waitress. The waitress spoke English, so she was their server. The waitress led them to their table, and handed them some menus in English.

Gill- "There, sweet rolls for ten coins. Let's buy them, and get the heck out of here."

Beep- "Hmmm...I think I'll have that fish sandwich."

Meme- "I'm going to have that vegetable salad."

Gill- "Guys, those cost like forty coins! Let's only get those sweet rolls."

Beep- "Dude, we have the money. Plus I'm starving!"

Gill- "Fine, fine! Let's just waste all our money in Castilla, so we can't afford a flight back to F Island."

Everyone in the cafe heard Gill yell, and they all starred at him. The waitress waddled over to them, with a frown on her face.

Waitress- "You're from F Island? Feey1 is a figure of scorn in Castilla, for being a slave owner."

Gill- "He's my owner, and I respect him!"

Waitress- "I'll just ahead and take your orders now, okay?"

Meme and Beep- "Fine with me."

---

Leonardo di Tremezzo sat on the bench, and waited for his friend Clovis Hochstadt to arrive. Clovis said that General Hermosa had a big mission for them, after Bugzy was spotted by some soldiers.

Clovis- "Hi, Leonardo!"

Leonardo looked towards his left, and saw Clovis waddling up to him.

Leonardo- "Hi Clovis, I got your call. What is it that General Hermosa wants?"

Clovis- "He has a new mission, and he chose us to do it. It's actually very risky."

Leonardo- "More risky then flying on a nuclear missile?"

Clovis- "Umm, no. It actually involves the UPM, #42 was spotted today. In this town."

Piper- "Bugzy's here!?"

Leonardo turned around to see Piper J. Cub standing there. He had a big grin on his face.

Clovis- "No Piper, we're talking about Bugzy's puffle: Meme."

Piper- "Oh okay. What does she look like?"

Leonardo- "Piper, this is an EPF mission. Are you sure you want to join?"

Piper- "Yeah, of course. I can take a puffle enemy down easily. You know me."

Clovis- "Good idea. We can always use more help."

Leonardo- "Three is a company!"

Clovis- "Heheh. Technically, Piper should be an EPF Puffle with us. We know he's 'too good' for the EPF."

Leonardo- "There might be possibilities that we may need to capture more criminals."

Piper- "All to easy. I've got my gun here with me, and I'm not afraid to use it."

Clovis- "Alright, here's the picture General Hermosa gave us."

Clovis showed the two puffles a mug shot of Meme, who was about 6 years old when the picture was taken.

Piper- "Oh wow, who's this?"

Clovis- "She's Meme, currently 11 years old right now."

Leonardo- "So citizens have spotted her? Where?"

Clovis- "Strangely enough, around that warehouse and cafe."

Piper- "Hey! I was in that cafe just ten minutes ago, I think I spotted her there."

Leonardo- "Really, did she look just like the mug shot?"

Piper- "Ya, come on let's go find her."

Clovis- "Right behind you, guys."

The three got off the bench, and waddled down the side walk.

On The Other Side Of The Road...

Gill grumbled as he watched Beep eat the last of his sandwich.

Beep- "That was good."

Gill- "Ya, ya! Let's just get to the airport, and fly home."

Meme- "Oh please, we're in Castilla! Loosen up a bit, Gill."

Beep- "Ya, come on let's go see that bridge."

Gill- "You mean the Alcantara Bridge? I don't think so, let's go..."

Meme- "Hey Beep, isn't that Leonardo? Don't you hate his artwork?"

Beep- "Oh ya it is. Hey you stupid yellow puffle, your art rinks!"

Gill's eyes grew wide, and he shoved Beep.

Beep- "What, Gill?"

Gill- "Dude, you just don't do that! It's rude."

Beep- "Oh..."

On the other side of the road Leonardo, Piper, and Clovis stopped waddling. They looked across the street, and at Beep. Suddenly Clovis gasped, then looked at the picture Hermosa had given them.

Clovis- "Leonardo, that's Meme right over there."

Leonardo- "Whoa, that was too easy."

Piper- "Whatever, let's go get them."

The three crossed the road, and came up to the two. Clovis pulled out the picture, and glanced at it. Then he glanced at Meme, then put the picture in his pocket.

Clovis- "Are you Meme?"

Meme- "Why do you want to know?"

Leonardo- "Your under arrest by the EPF, for smuggling, and attacking agents!"

Meme- "Gill, Beep run! It's the EPF!"

Gill- "This trip just keeps getting worse and worse!"

The three puffles starting to run away, but Leonardo and Clovis were right on their tails. Piper cut through an alley way, and ran up ahead of the culprits. He suddenly ran out an alley in front of them, and pulled out his gun.

Piper- "Alright, freeze!"

Meme- "You have a gun? I have one too!"

Meme pulled out her icebullet machine gun, and pointed it at Piper.

Gill(whispering)- "Meme, what do these guys want?"

Beep- "You don't know? Gill, she's a criminal. Oops!"

Meme- "Thanks for keeping that secret, Beep."

Clovis- "You're under arrest Meme, and your friends are coming with us too."

Clovis pulled out a cage, and stuck the two puffles in it. Leonardo took away Meme's machine gun, and took a closer look at it.

Leonardo- "Wow, where did you find this?"

Clovis- "Doesn't matter, Leonardo. Let's just take these puffles back to base for interrogation."

Chapter Three: The Interrogation

Beep, Gill, and Meme sat in the cell. All three were arrested by Clovis Hochstadt, Leonardo di Tremezzo, and Piper J. Cub after they were assigned to find the 'criminals'. They were taken back to their EPF branch, to be interrogated by General Hermosa. Suddenly the door to enter the cell level opened up, and Clovis waddled in with another agent. They unlocked Meme, Beep, and Gill's cell, and then put Meme in a cage.

Meme- "Where are we going now, Clovis?"

Clovis- "General Hermosa wants to interrogate you, for you probably have information we want."

Meme- "Like what? How much beet gets drunk every hour at Las Puffles?"

Agent- "*snicker!"

Clovis- "More on the lines 'Why did you come to Castilla?'."

They waddled out of the cell level, and entered an elevator. The agent clicked on floor three, then entered a password. Meme looked very closely at the keypad, and memorized the code. Then the elevator door closed, and the elevator went up. It suddenly stopped, and the doors opened. The only thing to see was a narrow hallway, leading to a large door. The agent pulled the door opened, and let Clovis waddle while carrying Meme's cage. The agent didn't go in, but just closed the door behind Clovis. The room was only a plain, with a table, some chairs, and a large mirror on the wall. Clovis set the cage on a stool, at the end of the table; he sat at the other end of the table.

Clovis- "Hermosa is running late, so I'll ask you some questions."

Meme- "Throw anything at me, punk."

Clovis- "Hmmm. Well first of all, why are you in Castilla? Some sort of UPM mission I presume?"

Meme- "No, I hardly work with them anymore. In fact, Bugzy is my enemy."

Clovis- "You seem oddly relaxed, any other information you want to share?"

Meme- "You're stupid."

Clovis jumped out of his chair, and waddled out of the room. Quickly Meme pulled a hair clip out of her fur, and stuck it in the cage's lock. She turned it a bit, then opened the door. She quickly walked onto, then jumped off the table. Instantly an alarm went off, and Meme spotted a weight sensor on the floor.

Meme- "Oh great!"

Suddenly the door busted open, and in came Leonardo. He was clumsily holding a gun towards Meme, and Meme caught Leonardo's bluff.

Meme(sarcasm)- "Oh no, I hope you don't shoot me!"

Leonardo- "Freeze, I don't want to hurt you. Just..."

Meme suddenly jumped at Leonardo, and jumped on his head. She stole his gun, and pointed it back at him.

Meme- "Now, let me and my friends go!"

Gill- "Meme, stop!"

Meme turned around, and saw Gill standing next to Clovis. Gill looked a little angry at Meme, and motioned for her to put the gun down. Meme turned to Gill, and threw the gun into the interrogation room.

Meme- "What, Gill?"

Gill- "These agents are obviously here just to interrogate us, and demand you pay a debt."

Meme- "Fine, I have the money! It's in my hammerspace, which is my hat."

Clovis- "Leonardo, please interrogate them. I'll be back soon."

Leonardo- "What? Oh okay, Clovis."

Clovis waddled down the hallway, and left in the elevator. Meme turned to Leonardo, and grinned.

Meme- "Nervous?"

Leonardo- "Maybe."

---

The Snoss soldiers looked down from the LATTU, and saw a small island. The island was extremely small, but large enough to hold a small base. As the LATTU landed soldiers exited the vehicle, and led other LATTU's down. An Elite Snosstrooper got out of the LATTU, and looked at the puny island. The other LATTU's landed, and the side doors open. They were full of cargo, and the soldiers worked to unload them. A Snoss Soldier waddled up to his commander, and tapped him on the shoulder. The Elite turned his head to the soldier.

Elite- "What, soldier?"

Soldier- "Sir, why did Swiss Ninja send us here?"

Elite- "Swiss Ninja wants us to start the next step in Operation: Yowien Sea to Snoss Sea. Here we'll construct nuclear warheads, and launchers."

Soldier- "Sir, but why this small island near Castilla?"

Elite- "I'm not hundred percent sure. I think it haves something to do with Yow Kingdom, and Castilla's bad relations with each other."

Soldier- "Sir, so Swiss Ninja wants the two countries to go to war, while we bomb Yow?"

Elite- "Yes, if the missiles come from Castilla's territory it will look like they launched them. Hahaha!"

The two soldiers started to laugh, as the others moved the supplies onto the island. Little did they know that an EPF spy was watching them, far way on an iceberg. The spy took pictures of the scene, then teleported to the Command Room in Club Penguin.

Gary was standing there, and freaked out when the agent popped out of now where.

Gary- "Oh it's you, agent. Have anything to report?"

Agent- "Yes, Castilla's territory has been invaded by Snoss. They took a puny island."

Gary- "Better contact the branch there, General Hermosa will not be happy."

Agent- "Of course he won't, Gary."

---

Meme, Gill, and Beep walked out of the EPF Base. They had paid they're debt, and were now free.

Meme- "Alright, I know that agents are following us."

Beep- "Really, why?"

Gill- "Because Beep, they want to keep an eye on us. Make sure we don't do any crimes."

Beep- "Oh. So where to?"

Gill- "The airport, we're getting out of here!"

Meme- "Oh come on, Gill. Let's explore Castilla, you got to admit it is cool."

Gill- "I doubt it, we've already been arrested. Let's just go home."

Beep- "What?! With out eating those sweet rolls?"

Gill- "You had a chance to eat them already, let's go!"

Meme- "Alright, alright. We'll go."

The two walked down the street, as Gill guided them with the map. They then turned a corner, and ended up at a large park. The park showcased most of Castilla's flora, and it was really beautiful.

Beep- "Hey, let's go in there."

Gill- "No, Beep, straight to the airport."

Meme- "Dude, why can't we just explore Castilla?"

Gill- "We're going home."

Beep- "Oh, okay."

Meme- "NO! We're exploring Castilla, it's fun here."

Gill- "Oh all right. We'll check out that park for a while."

Beep- "Yes!"

The three walked into the park, and looked at the nice flora. Gill hoped onto a bench, and sat there. He watched Beep fly away on his propeller cap, to explore the park. Meme glanced at Gill, then rolled her eyes. She walked over to the bench, and hopped up next to Gill.

Meme- "What, now?"

Gill- "I'm...I'm homesick. This whole trip has been madness."

Meme- "Come on, Gill, we're in the Ninja Archipelago. We may never be able to come here again."

Gill- "Hmmm...our owner is rich, famous, and powerful...we will definitely be able to come here again."

Meme- "Loosen up dude, I'm going to go find Beep. See ya'!"

Gill- "Bye."

Meme hopped off the bench, and ran away. Gill sighed, and looked around himself again. It was a pretty park, but he had seen better in Golden City. Gill reached into his hammerspace, and pulled out a picture of him and Feey1.

They were both at F Island, and looked happy. The picture was taken about a month after Gill was adopted by Feey1.

Gill- "I want to be there again."

Gill put the picture away, and looked at the scenery again. He finally took interest in it, and liked the scenery. He looked at every little detail, and watched for birds. He turned to his left, and saw Leonardo and Clovis entering the park. Following them was Piper, who had a weird grin on his face.

Gill- "Uh oh."

Gill hopped off the bench, and walked away. Leonardo spotted him, but just whispered to Clovis.

Leonardo- "That's him, go get him."

Clovis- "He's not gonna to be happy."

Piper- "He could be our only help, and he needs to be involved in this. Just go!"

Clovis- "Alright, move into positions. I'll try not to scare him."

Leonardo- "Roger that!"

Leonardo, and Piper left Clovis. Clovis adjusted his jester hat, and waddled up behind Gill. Leonardo tapped Gill on the head, and cleared his throat. Gill turned around, and looked up at Clovis.

Gill- "Oh brother, what do you want jester?"

Clovis- "Gill, we've received word from one of our spies."

Gill- "Ya, and what is it?"

Clovis- "Snowzerland is building nuclear weapons on a nearby island. We suspect they will be firing them at Yow Kingdom."

Gill- "0_0 OH MY GOSH! Where's Meme, and Beep! I need to tell them."

Clovis- "I sent Leonardo, and Piper to get them. I'll explain more here."

Suddenly Piper, Leonardo, Beep, and Meme walked up to them. The tow gathered in a circle, as Clovis pulled out a map. He placed it in the middle of everyone, where they could all see it.

Clovis- "The island los Pequeños Estados Insulares, the Snoss are constructing nuclear warheads."

Piper- "They're pointed towards the West, and we suspect their aiming for Yow."

Meme, and Beep- "0_0"

Leonardo- "We've been ordered to take it down, but our other agents are busy. We could use your help."

Meme- "So Snowzerland is going to nuke Yow? This is not good."

Beep- "What can we do to help?"

Clovis- "Just come with us to los Pequeños Estados Insulares, and help us take down the base."

Beep- "'Small Island' is how you pronounce los Pequeños Estados Insulares right?"

Piper- "I don't know what that has to do with anything, but yes."

Gill- "Alright, we'll do it. I will help my nation, as much as I can."

Meme, Gill, and Beep- "We're in!"

Leonardo- "Wonderful! We have a Mega Cub 1 coming to pick us up, at 5:00 tonight."

Clovis- "We'll see you at the airport at 4:50 though."

Gill- "Got it, we'll see you there."

Chapter Four: Break In

Gill, Beep, and Meme waited on the street corner. Suddenly Clovis drove up in his Motor Scooter in front of them. He parked the scooter, and took off his helmet.

Gill- "Clovis, where are Leonardo di Tremezzo and Piper J. Cub?"

Clovis- "Oh, they left already. We need to go now, everyone on my scooter."

Beep- "Alright."

The three puffles, and Clovis got on the Motor Scooter. Clovis started it up again, and drove down the road. Then he made a sharp U Turn, and headed back where he came from. They soon drove up to the airport, which was pretty small. Instead of going to the main entrance, Clovis drove up to a gate to the hangers. He pulled out his EPF Spy Phone, and waved it under a machine. The gate soon opened, and he drove the scooter. He drove up to a hanger near the runway, and parked by the door. Clovis knocked on a door, and waited for it to opened. The door cracked opened, and standing there was Leonardo.

Beep- "Hey! It's that lame yellow puffle, guys!"

Gill- "Beep, just because you don't like his art doesn't mean he's lame."

Leonardo- "Oh, you brought Beep."

Clovis- "Yes, Leonardo, but that doesn't matter. We need to raid that base."

Leonardo- "Sure, come in."

Leonardo opened the door all the way, and let the four in. When they went inside a Mega Cub 1 was being prepared by Piper for launch. He was cleaning some dirt off the wings, when he noticed his friends had arrived.

Piper- "This baby is ready to take off, guys!"

Clovis- "Great, do you have the parachutes?"

Gill- "Parachutes!? Please tell me those are for emergencies only, Leonardo."

Leonardo- "Nope. The island is too small to land a plane, so we'll parachute down."

Gill started to nervously shake, as his lip quivered.

Meme- "Gill, you can stay in the plane if you want. Be our eye in the sky."

Clovis- "Yes, if you are too nervous you can."

Gill- "Thank you!

---

Piper activated the plane's engines, and closed the doors. He pressed a button on the control panel, and watched the hanger doors open up. He pushed forward on the thrust, and the Mega Cub 1 moved forward. He moved out of the hanger, and taxied down to the runway. The Mega Cub came to the runway, and waited for clearance to launch. As they waited Gill engaged in a conversation with Leonardo.

Gill- "So, you're going in too?"

Leonardo- "Yes, so is Piper. Clovis will have to stay in the plane with you."

Gill- "I'm sorry about Beep, he's a little crazy."

Beep- "Hey! I heard that."

Leonardo- "Anyways we'll go right to the control room, and stop the missiles. We found that they built a tiny metal structure on the island, and it leans a bit over the water."

Gill- "Good luck you guys, make it back alive. Wait, when you destroy the base how will you escape?"

Piper- "Easy, a speed boat is going to meet with us there. It'll pick us up, and take us back to Castilla where we'll all regroup. Oh I've got clearance for launch, buckle in."

Everyone buckled into their seats, as Piper taxied the Mega Cub out onto the runway. As they came onto the runway, he suddenly pushed very hard on the thrust. The plane blasted across the runway, picking up speed every second. The cabin started to shake, but Piper just pressed harder.

Beep- "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! We're all going to die!"

Piper- "Oh please, this is nothing."

Clovis- "Piper, what are you doing?!"

Piper- "Wimps."

The plane's front wheel flew off of the ground, as the others behind it followed. Soon the Mega Cub was flying into the air, and Piper quickly pulled in the landing gear. Once the plane was in the air, everyone calmed down and breathed heavily. Piper glanced at them, and rolled his eyes. Beep was closing his eyes tightly, and was whimpering.

Beep- "Is it over?"

Gill- "Yes, we'll be in cruising altitude in a few minutes."

Meme- "Piper, you daredevil. You freaked us out! Are you even allowed to go that fast on a take off!?"

Piper- "I dunno, I just wanted to try it."

Beep- "I think I'm never going to fly again, at least in an airplane that is."

Gill- "Are we at cruising altitude yet?"

Piper- "Yes, you are free to move about the cabin."

Clovis- "Har, har."

Meme looked towards Leonardo, who was looking at a map. She glanced at Piper, who in returned winked at her. Meme hit Piper with her hat.

Piper- "Hey!"

BEEP

Piper- "Uh-oh."

Suddenly the Mega Cub's nose pointed down, and the plane went downwards. Everyone had unbuckled their seat belt to rest, now they were flying all over the cabin. Since the nose was pointed down, everyone 'floated' to the back of the plane including Piper.

Leonardo- "AUGH! Piper, what did you do?"

Piper- "Me? Ask that purple criminal, 'what did you do'!"

Meme- "You winked at me, loser."

Gill- "ARGH!! Calm down everyone, I know what to do. Meme, throw me to the control panel."

Meme- "How, Gill?! Puffles don't have hangs."

Beep- "I'll do it!"

Beep put on his propeller cap, and spun the propeller. Then he quickly pushed Gill to the control power, using his propeller cap to move forward. Once Gill reached the controls he pushed down on the handle, and the plane flew back into position till it was level. Everyone fell onto the ground, and groaned.

Clovis- "Ouch! It hurts to land on metal, beak first."

Piper- "It could have been worse, dude."

Gill- "Hey guys, according to this GPS system we're six miles from the island."

Clovis- "Piper, get to the mega weapon. Leonardo, Beep, and Meme get your parachutes on."

Gill- "Uh oh! Snoss fighters at six o'clock."

Piper- "I got this!"

The mega cub came out of its compartment, and got in battle position. He aimed the weapon at the enemy fighters, and chuckled.

Piper- "¡Hasta luego!" (See you later!)

Piper fired at the enemy jets, and shot them all down. Suddenly five more came after him, and two of them were on both sides of the Mega Cub. Clovis looked out the cockpit window, and saw the two enemy fighters.

Clovis- "Piper, quick shoot down those ones next to us!"

Piper- "Sure thing, Clovis."

Piper blasted the two enemies down, then blasted down the others. Unknown to the group, anti-aircraft guns were being loaded on the ground. Once the guns were loaded, the soldiers didn't hesitate. They shot down the Mega Cub, right in the first engine. The fighter jets blasted the other engines, and the Mega Cub was going to crash land.

Leonardo- "Prepare for impact!"

CRASH!

The Mega Cub went nose first into the water, and started to sink. Clovis, Leonardo, and Piper were extremely injured. They were bleeding, with shards of glass in their skin. Water was starting to flow into the airplane, too.

Gill- "Clovis, wake up we need to get out of here!"

Clovis- "Groan...."

Meme- "The Castillans are too injured, we need to escape."

Gill- "Not without saving them. Beep, help me push Clovis outside and make sure he makes it to the surface."

Beep- "Alright, but you can handle Leonardo."

Meme- "Are you crazy, Gill?!"

Gill- "Mad scientist crazy that is. We need to save them, Meme."

Beep- "Gill's right, now hurry!"

Gill opened up the door, and quickly helped push Clovis out. Beep then pushed Clovis to the surface, while Gill got Leonardo. Meme was already out of the plane with Piper, and the water quickly filled the plane.

Once the group came up to the surface, they quickly swam over to the island. They laid Clovis, Piper, and Leonardo by a rock. Gill cared for the injured, while Meme and Beep kept an eye out for enemies.

Gill- "Piper, you seem fine."

Piper- "I just have a few scars, but I can hardly walk."

Beep- "We're out in the open, we can't survive out here."

Piper- "There! I see a small shack we can stay in."

Gill- "Great, we'll go there. Meme, come help us move to the shack over there."

Meme- "Alright."

Meme reluctantly went over to help Clovis, Piper, and Leonardo enter the shed. The door was unlocked, so they simply just entered. Inside there were power tools, shovels, and some supplies that the Snoss were using.

Piper- "You guys better go stop those missiles."

Gill- "What about you? You need protection."

Piper- "I am Piper! I can stand anything."

Meme- "You're a tough red puffle, aren't you? Anyways Beep, Gill, we're going to stop those missiles."

Beep- "But Piper!"

Meme- "No but's, it's better to save three billions than three."

Piper- "Yes, you're right, Meme. Anyways Leonardo has told me some stuff about nuclear weapons."

Gill- "No need, I know all there is to know about nuclear warheads."

Beep- "Stay safe. Hey! Aren't we going now?"

Meme- "Of course, Beep. Piper, just lock the door after we leave."

Piper- "No problem."

Gill, Meme, and Beep left the shack. Piper walked over to the door, and locked it. He loaded his gun, and looked around.

Piper- "Snoss soldiers, whatever."

Piper looked around the shed, and spotted some tools. He saw a poster of Swiss Ninja, doing some fake karate poses and smiling. Piper rolled his eyes, and blasted the poster.

Chapter Five: Stolen Plans

Meme looked around the corner, and checked her machine gun again. When the coast was clear, she sneaked along a wall and into a small corner. Falling her were Beep, and Gill. Gill was shaking, and a little terrified.

Meme- "Alright, let's keep moving."

Gill- "I think we should abort, this is really freaky!"

Meme- "Oh come on, Gill. All we need to do is find the control room, stop those missiles, and figure out why Snowzerland is launching missiles from Castilla to Yow!"

Gill- "Good point. No pain, no game."

Beep- "But these soldiers won't just give us pain, they'll just kill us!"

Meme- "Alright, there's the control room. Come on."

The three puffles ran to the control room, and opened the door. There was a large wall filled with monitors, and two sleeping RDA scientist. Beep grabbed a roll of duct tape, and handed it to Meme. Meme jumped up onto the cabinet, and stuck the duct tape on the scientist. Then she, and Beep tried to pull him off the chair.

Beep- "He's too heavy, Gill, come help us."

Gill- "I'm not that strong, guys."

Meme- "GET OVER HERE!"

Gill- "Alright."

Gill hurried over and helped the two pulled the scientist off the chair. Beep pushed him under a desk, as Meme rapped him in duct tape.

Meme- "One more to go."

The three puffles walked over to the other scientist, and did the same to him. Once the scientist were neutralized, Meme jumped up to the control panel. She took one look at the control panel, and scratched her head.

Meme- "Gill, do you understand any of this?"

Gill- "What? Hold on."

Gill jumped up onto the control panel beside Meme. He looked at the panels, and and scratched his head too.

Gill- "Great, this is all in German! I don't speak German."

Meme- "Oh no, now what?"

Beep- "Ich spreche Deutsch."

Meme- "What the heck did you just say?"

Beep- "Ich spreche Deutsch!"

Meme- "Are you insulting me?"

Beep- "Nein."

Gill- "Meme, Beep's speaking German."

Beep- "Ja."

Gill- "He just said 'yes'. That's the only German word I know."

Meme- "Why didn't you ever tell us you spoke German, Beep?"

Beep- "You never asked. Anyways, do you need help?"

Gill- "Great, Beep. Just tell us which one of these says, 'Deactivate Launch'."

Beep- "That orange button over there, Gill."

Gill pressed the orange button, they smiled.

Computer- "One minute till launch."

Meme- "AUGH! Gill, what did you do?"

Gill- "Me? I pressed 'Deactivate Launch', like Beep said!"

Beep- "Oops, I may have messed up my German a little."

Meme- "Are you kidding me!? Beep, you just put 2 million lives in danger!"

Beep- "I'm sorry."

Computer- "Thirty seconds till launch."

Gill- "Guys, no time for arguing. We need to stop this launch!"

Meme- "How? You don't speak German, and Beep is just as bad at German as he is at Spanish."

Beep- "That wasn't nice."

Computer- "Twenty-five seconds till launch."

Gill- "AUGH! What do we do?!"

Beep- "Quick click that green button!"

Meme- "No! Why should we trust you?"

Computer- "Ten seconds till launch."

Gill- "We have no choice!"

Beep- "We're gonna die!!"

All of them- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Gill jumped onto the button, and pressed it.

Computer- "2....launch deactivated."

Gill, Meme, and Beep were all breathing heavily. Gill tried to calm down, but was taking short and fast breaths.

Meme- "Gill, stop you'll pass...."

Gill went unconscious, and he collapsed. He felled down the slanted control power, and accidentally bumped into the alarm button.

WEEHOO! WEEHOO!

Meme- "Uh-oh."

Beep- "Gill, what did you do?"

Gill- "Whuh? Quick, get....the document....in......the safe!"

Meme- "I'll do it, Beep, take care of Gill."

Beep- "Got it. How are you gonna open the safe?"

Meme- "By blowing it up!"

Beep turned his attention from Meme, and to Gill. Gill was laying on the ground, going in and out of unconscious. Beep jumped down to Gill's side, and checked him.

Beep- "You look good to me, Gill."

Gill- "But I.......................keep following unconsci-......................-ous!"

BOOM!

Suddenly the safe's door exploded, and Meme laughed. She jumped into the safe, and quickly pulled out a document that said '[[Operation: Yowien Sea to Snoss Sea' on it.

Meme- "What the heck?"

Beep- "No time for that, Meme, we need to get out of here. Just the document, and let's go."

Suddenly a group of soldiers banged on the doors, and shouted.

"Let us in there! Who's in there?"

Meme- "Quick, in the air vent."

Meme looked up at the ceiling, and saw an air vent. She took her lazer gun, and shot at it. The covering fell from the ceiling, just as Beep flew Gill up into the air vent. In the air vent Meme went ahead, and led them outside.

Once outside, the three ran to the missiles launchers. They came onto a tiny beach, filled with large rocks. On the small shore they turned around, and saw the large launchers. Gill gasped, then passed out again.

Meme- "Beep, try to keep him awake."

Beep- "Okay, but how?"

Meme- "I don't know, just do it."

The three headed down the beach, then saw the small shack they left Piper J. Cub in. Meme loaded her machine gun, and cautiously walked up to the shack. Snoss soldiers were running all over the place, but none of them noticed Meme. Meme led Beep, and Gill to the shack then opened up the door. Inside Piper was still standing there, with his gun. Clovis, and Leonardo were awake now too.

Piper- "You guys couldn't escape without setting off the alarm?"

Meme- "Its Gill's fault, Piper. Anyways we need to get out of here, how are you?"

Piper- "Good, but Clovis and Leonardo can hardly move."

Beep- "Great, only three of us are fine to take care of these guys."

Meme- "I got a plan. Piper help Leonardo, Beep help Gill, and I'll help Clovis."

Beep- "We better go, I hear soldiers coming!"

Piper- "We don't have time, we need a distraction."

Beep- "I got it. I speak German, so maybe I can lie to them that I'm Snoss?"

Meme- "How will you pull that off?"

Beep- "I'll just say bad things about Yow Kingdom."

Piper- "What no, we need another puffle to push Gill."

Meme- "Alright, no distraction. We just need to sneak out of here, and get on a boat. I saw one nearby."

Piper- "Alright, let's get out of here."

Each puffle helped out all the injured ones, and helped them outside. They quickly sneaked around the shack, and walked over to the beach. Over there they found a small dock, with a white and red boat docked at it. No one was around it, and oddly enough the keys were left too. The puffles quickly carried the others to the boat, and laid them down it.

Piper- "Oh boy, I'm tired. I didn't know Leonardo was so heavy!"

Meme- "I'll drive then."

Meme grabbed the keys, and put them in the ignition. The boat's engine started up, and Meme lowered the prop into the water. She tried to pull the boat out of the dock, when suddenly she noticed the boat was tied to the dock. A group of Snoss soldiers were running by, then spotted the boat.

Soldier 1- "Hey! They're trying to escape on the boats."

Soldier 2- "Fire!"

Meme pushed on the throttle, and the boat flew out of the dock. The force was too much for the ropes, and dock. As a result the entire dock was pulled out of the ground, and was dragged away with the boat. The soldiers fired at the boat, but missed.

Soldier 1- "Quick, get in the other boats!"

The soldiers ran across the beach, to the other dock. They quickly got inside the boat, and drove it out of the dock. The soldier driving the boat pressed on the throttle, and the boat flew forward. One of them grabbed a bazooka, and loaded it. Suddenly they saw their enemy boat, zooming away.

Soldier 1- "Fire at them!"

Soldier 2- "Yes, sir."

The second soldier fired the bazooka at their enemy, but kept missing.

Meme heard the shots, and panicked. She swerved the boat to the right, and made a u-turn towards the Snoss boat.

Beep- "They're gaining on us!"

Meme- "ARGH! Beep, take the controls."

Beep- "Why?"

Meme- "I need to return fire, and take them down."

Beep- "Huh?"

Meme- "*sigh* Me take metal log, and make other water-floating car go BOOM!"

Beep- "Ohhh...why didn't you say so?"

Meme slapped Beep, then went to look for the bazooka. She opened a cabinet, and pulled out a bazooka. She loaded it, and walked to the back of the boat. She aimed at the Snoss boat, and fired.

BOOM!

The boat blew up, and shards of metal flew through the air. Then two more Snoss boats chased after them, a soldier fired his pistol. The bullet pierced the glass window in front of Beep, and shards of glass flew everywhere. He fell to the ground in cuts, and cried out in pain.

Beep- "Meme, I got cuts all over!!! It hurts!"

Meme- "What? Who's going to drive the boat!?"

Suddenly Gill got up, and spoke.

"Don't worry, I will."

Meme- "Gill, no. You're falling in and out of unconsciousness, you can't drive a boat."

Gill- "Don't worry I feel better, just keeping shooting those Snoss."

Piper- "Meme, we have no choice. Just let the guy drive."

Meme- "Alright. Gill, you drive the boat, Piper, take care of the others."

Meme turned back to the enemy boats, and fired the bazooka two times. Each bullet hit each boat, and they were clear.

Meme- "Yes, they're gone!"

Piper- "No they're not, we got more coming ahead."

Meme- "AUGH! Gill, evasive action."

Gill- "What? Oh, oh!"

Gill quickly turned the boat to the right, as Meme loaded her machine gun.

---

Bugzy walked through the alley way, with ten gangsters. Bugzy held onto his gun, and looked around the alley way. He turned around to one of his gangsters, and grabbed his shirt.

Bugzy- "Where is he? You said he would be here!"

Gangster 1- "He said exactly at 7:00, Bugzy."

Bugzy- "ARGH! We can't just wait here in the open, we gotta leave."

Soldier- "No you don't."

Bugzy turned around, and a saw cloaked penguin holding a machine gun. His eyes could not be seen, but you could see the small grin on his face.

Bugzy- "Don't tell me, Feey2?"

Soldier- "Haha! That rat? He's been grounded to Terninia. I am Marvin."

Gangster 1- "The UPM must leave Castilla soon, what do you want?"

Marvin- "I am here to tell you something. You're captive, Meme, has escaped."

Bugzy- "What!? How do you know, where is she?"

Marvin- "Settle down, Bugzy. She and several other villains, have attacked a small Snoss base. They stole an important document, and stopped a missile launch."

Bugzy- "Hmmm. So what you are saying, is that we should go get the document for you?"

Marvin- "Yes, you can keep Meme and her friends. Just bring back that document in one piece!"

Gangster 1(whispering to Bugzy)- "Boss, this could be a trick. We should get a pay, or something in return."

Bugzy(whispering to Gangster 1)- "Defeating, and capturing Meme is enough of a pay. Let's do what he says."

Bugzy looked at Marvin, who was waiting. Bugzy smiled, and reached out to shake the Snoss' flipper. Marvin didn't shake Bugzy's hand, and watched him pull it back.

Bugzy- "You got yourself a deal."

Marvin- "Good, they are expected to arrive in Toledo when they return. Don't ruin that document, or face Snowzerland's wrath."

Bugzy- "Alright."

Chapter Six: Hats, Bugs, and Swords!

Meme fired at the last enemy boat, and cheered when she saw no more enemies. She put down the bazooka, and walked up to Beep. He was sitting on a chair, sleeping. He had some blood in his fur, and a cut by his mouth. Meme looked at Gill, who was driving the boat.

Meme- "Good work, Gill."

Gill- "Thanks, Meme. Anymore enemies?"

Meme- "No, want me to drive the boat?

Gill- "Sure!"

Gill jumped down from the driver's seat, and let Meme up onto it. Gill sat next to the injured Piper J. Cub, who was messing with his gun. There was silence between the two, until Gill finally spoke up.

"So, what's like to live in Castilla?"

Piper- "Fun."

Piper went back to cleaning his gun. Gill couldn't take the pressure anymore, and finally spoke.

"Why does Castilla have bad relations with Yow?"

Piper- "*sigh* I don't make the rules, dude. It's just that the king doesn't like slavery."

Gill- "May I mention that those Hokjoks tried to eat Feey1."

Piper- "I know, I know. I would be mad too, but slavery is still wrong."

Meme- "Gill, knock it off."

Gill- "Sorry."

---

Bugzy ran down a drain tube with his gangsters, and arrived at a harbor. Bugzy loaded his machine gun, and slowly walked out of the drain. The harbor was empty, and it was night time.

Bugzy- "Alright, get hiding. They will pull up to this harbor, and we're attacking them here! Got it?"

Gangsters- "Yep."

Bugzy- "Good, now be careful. The EPF will come here too, ya know."

Suddenly two blue cars pulled up above the harbor, since the harbor was lower than the street. Three Agents got out of each car, and waddled up to the edge of the road. Bugzy flew into the drain under the road, and prepared for an attack. Suddenly Bugzy flew out out of the drain, and shot at the agents! He blasted at the cars, and shot a driver. The driver fell onto the radio, and turned it on. Music started to play during the battle.

Bugzy paid no attention to the radio, and just shot every agent. When the music finished he had shot down every agent, then noticed the music playing.

Bugzy- "Weird."

Suddenly the next song started to play, and it was a little chick pony song. Bugzy covered his ears, then threw a bomb at the radio.

BOOM!

Bugzy- "Stupid song!"

Suddenly the UPM gangsters came out of hiding, and saw the mess Bugzy made. One of them groaned, and shouted at Bugzy.

"Bugzy, you just blew our cover! Way to go, dumb bug."

With a swift move, Bugzy turned around and shot the gangster. The others gasped, and watch the dead gangster fall to the ground. Bugzy picked up the gangster, and threw him into the ocean.

Bugzy- "I do what I want to do, and you obey me. Got it?"

Gangsters- "Yes.'

Bugzy- "Nothing is keeping me from getting that stupid, little purple puffle!"

Suddenly five black cars drove up to the harbor. Immediately Elite Agents got out of them, and pointed their guns at Bugzy and his gang.

One black car still had a figure sitting in it, who opened the door several seconds later. It was General Hermosa! The general had a frown on his face, and glared at Bugzy.

Hermosa- "Bugzy, you are hereby under arrest."

Bugzy- "I am Bugzy, ruler of the UPM. You cannot arrest me."

Hermosa- "Get him, agents!"

Suddenly three agents came at Bugzy, with handcuffs. Bugzy shot them, then flew up into the air. He shot at the cars, which blew up in Bugzy's face. The burnt beetle flew away, screaming. A couple of agents hurried to the cars, until Hermosa stopped them.

Hermosa- "No, he's gone. But send a scout car, to track him down."

---

Meme looked over the ocean, and saw another boat coming to them. It had a large spotlight on the hull, and it suddenly pointed right at their boat.

Meme- "Hey! Over here!"

The boat pulled up next to them, and on the boat were several Elite Agents.

Agent 1- "Who are you?"

Meme- "I'm Meme, and we just came back from an EPF mission."

Agent 2- "Hey! Is that Clovis in there?"

Agent 1- "He's unconsciousness, board the boat men."

Two agents climbed onto the boat, and checked on Clovis, Leonardo di Tremezzo, Piper, and Beep. The agents loaded Leonardo, Clovis, Piper, and Beep onto their boat one-by-one. They boarded on their boat, except for one agent who stood by Meme. The agent looked down at Meme, and glared at her.

Agent 2- "Okay, so our records show that Clovis brought you with him. Is that true?"

Meme- "Yes, he picked us up early today. We were in a plane crash, and only me and my two friends were able to carry out the mission."

Agent 2- "Are you an EPF agent?"

Meme- "No."

Agent 2- "Okay, Meme. We will be taking the injured to a nearby hospital. Do you have an owner?"

Meme- "Yes, his name is Feey1 Pie."

Suddenly Meme's cell phone started to ring in her fedora. She casually took off her fedora, and pulled a cell phone out of it. It was an icePhone, so on the screen it showed Feey1's picture.

Meme reluctantly answered the call.

"Hello, Meme here. Who is this?"

Feey(phone)- "Like you don't know, Meme. Where are you? The castle guards at F Island said you three went missing a few days ago."

Meme- "Long story, Feey1. We were kidnapped by Bugzy, and taken to Castilla. Toledo to be precise."

Feey(phone)- "Meme, you, Gill, and Beep are coming home right now. Buy an airplane ticket, and get here now!"

Meme- "Feey1, we have an important mission here. We discovered something that the Snoss call Operation: Yowien Sea to Snoss Sea! They almost launched missiles to Yow Kingdom."

Feey(phone)- "What!? That's it, I'm coming to get you guys. Yow is on red alert."

Meme- "No, we stopped the missile launch. Please don't come."

Feey(phone)- "Meme, I have no choice. Its too dangerous there, with Bugzy and the Snoss. I'm coming to pick you up right now!"

With that Feey1 hung up the phone, and Meme groaned.

---

Bugzy sat in a dark office, on top of a large building. He land his gang had to leave the harbor, when Castillan soldiers were coming in. So he, and his gang retreated to one of the UPM's offices in Castilla. It was at the top of a large tower, in Toledo. Bugzy sat alone, in his office. On his desk was an envelope, that had been sitting there for a year. Bugzy curiously grabbed the letter, and opened it up. He found a hand-written letter, from an old friend of his. The writer's name was Paul, and he helped Bugzy smuggle items into Club Penguin

Bugzy read the letter, and his eyes grew wide.

Bugzy, this is Paul. I'm writing this letter in prison, I felt like I should have. Ever since I was arrested in Club Penguin, I've changed. 
I saw that the UPM was evil, and doing wrong things. I've changed my ways, and have become nicer.
It feels good to be nicer, and feel better. Please see that you are evil, and change your ways. 
I hope this gets to you.
- Paul

Bugzy took the letter, crumbled it up, and threw it into a trashcan.

Bugzy(thinking)- "I've done so many bad things, how can I be good now?"

---

The next day Meme, Gill, Piper, and Leonardo went to an outside cafe. Clovis and Beep were now in the hospital, but would come out later that night. At the cafe a Snoss spy spotted the four puffles, and immediately contacted Bugzy and his gang. Bugzy, and his gang were now driving over to the cafe. The cafe was an outside one, and had a nice fountain and garden. There were many tables around, and guests. The four puffles finished their snacks, and Meme cleared her throat. She took a sip of water, then continued her conversation.

Meme- "Those were some good moves last night, Gill."

Gill- "Some people say when your life is threatened, people do crazy things."

Leonardo- "I've been in that predicament before."

Piper- "Yeah."

Gill ate the rest of his sweet roll, then drank the rest of his water. Meme stared at him, then looked below the table. There was a large bag below their table, and Meme reached for it. She pulled the bag up, and pulled out a box. It was wrapped with green wrapping paper, and had a bow on it. Meme placed it on the table, and Gill just stared at the box.

Gill- "What's that?"

Meme- "Well I stopped at a shop on the way here, and saw this great present."

Piper- "It's for me right?"

Leonardo- "Piper...."

Meme- "Anyways, no, Piper. This is for you, Gill. For your heroic actions, last night."

Gill- "Really? Well, I don't know what to say."

Gill grabbed the present, and ripped it open. Pieces of the wrapping paper flew into the air, as gill opened his gift. He pulled out a black top hat, with gears on the front.

Gill- "Meme, this is what I asked for my birthday! How did you know?"

Meme- "Well before your birthday, Beep caught a glimpse of your list. He told me about it."

Gill- "Thanks, its just my size!"

Gill plopped the hat on him, and smiled.

Gill- "Thanks, Meme, I really like it."

Piper- "Yeah, yeah......it looks good on you. Whatever."

Meme- "OK. Anyways, Gill, Feey1 is coming to get us. Today."

Gill took a sip of his drink, a fruit punch, and finished off the drink.

Gill- "Really? Great, I'm been home sick lately."

Meme- "No, not great! We'll be grounded for life."

Leonardo- "Last time I was told, you kidnapped Gill and took him to Las Puffles."

Gill- "Yeah, you and Beep will be grounded not me."

Meme- "*sigh!* I guess you're right, Gill."

Meme jumped down from her chair, and walked away.

---

Meanwhile Bugzy, and his gang were sneaking up to the outdoor cafe. The nine gangsters sneaked through a nearby alley way, and finally spotted Leonardo, Piper, and Gill. Bugzy groaned as he did not see Meme. Suddenly an idea came to him, and he loaded his machine gun.

Gangster 1- "Bugzy, do ya see Meme?"

Bugzy- "Nope, but that doesn't matter. On my mark, attack that cafe."

Gangster 1- "But you just said Meme wasn't there."

Bugzy- "Yeah, so? Just attack!"

Suddenly Bugzy and his jumped out of the alley way, and fired upon the cafe. Everyone screamed, and ran into the cafe's indoor kitchen for protection. Leonardo, and Piper quickly flipped their table onto it's side to protect him. Behind the table Piper loaded his gun extremely fast, and peeked out from behind the table. He shot at the gang two times, and only shot one gangster. Meanwhile Leonardo dialed 911 on his cell phone.

911 Operator(phone)- "911, ¿cuál es su emergencia?" (911, what is your emergency?)

Leonardo- "¿Hola? Una pandilla es atacar a un café al aire libre, en 809 calle soleada! Enviar policías, ambulancias y una." (Hello? A gang is attacking a outdoor cafe, on 809 Sunny Street! Send policemen, and a ambulance.)

911 Operator(phone)- "Mantenga la calma, la ayuda está en camino."

Leonardo- "AUGH! Got to go."

911 Operator(phone)- "¿Qué? Yo no hablo Inglés." (What? I do not speak English.)

Leonardo hung up his cell phone, and pulled out his shot gun. He quickly leaned out of the table, and fired at Bugzy. The ice bullet hit Bugzy's wing, and he yelled in pain. Two gangsters went to his aid, while the others advanced on the puffles. The advancing gangsters had powerful machine guns, and were ripping apart the table. Gill realized the table wouldn't survive for long, and panicked.

Gill- "Those machine guns are going to rip this table to shreds! We got to make a run for it, Leonardo and Piper."

Piper- "No, we'll just get killed. There's got to be a better way, Gill."

Leonardo- "If we run we die, if we don't run we still die. Will someone please come to our aid?!"

Gangster 2- "AUGH!"

Suddenly the machine guns stopped firing, and the cries of a gangster could be heard. Suddenly a stream of blood flowed under the table, and into a storm drain.

Leonardo- "Hey! Someone answered my prayers."

Suddenly a flipper grabbed onto the table, and pushed it aside. Leonardo, and Piper gasped as they looked up and saw Jock Hochstadt. Jock was holding his sword, which had some blood on it. He had a relieved look on his face, happy to see Piper and Leonardo in one piece.

Jock- "Thank goodness this is our favorite cafe! Right?"

Piper- "Jock, you saved us."

Leonardo- "I can't believe we almost died like that."

Jock- "Yeah, who wants to be known as the guy who got killed behind a table?"

Piper- "Wait, how did you beat all those gangsters?"

Jock- "I cut one's flipper off, kicked Bugzy in the gut, punched a gangster in the head, and scared them away."

Gill- "Aren't you that guy from Traveling All of Antarctica?"

Jock- "A little bit, but you may be mistaking me for Gottfried Hochstadt. Wait, who are you?"

Gill- "I'm Gill, Feey1's pet brown puffle. I build insane weapons, and inventions."

Jock- "Feey1, hmmmm. I hope he changes his ways."

Gill- "Hey! He's a lot nicer than you would think, Jock."

Jock- "Hhhmmmm. Leonardo, I heard Clovis is in the hospital. Is he alright?"

Leonardo- "Yes, he'll be let out later tonight. I can't believe he survived that plane crash!"

Suddenly Meme came running towards the group, shouting. Once she got to the group, she hugged Gill then let go of him.

Meme- "What the heck happened here!?"

Piper- "B-U-G-Z-Y is what happened."

Gill- "Meme, this is getting too dangerous. We have to return to F Island."

Bugzy- "Yeah, ya better."

Gill, Meme, Leonardo, and Jock- "AUGH!"

The group turned around, to see Bugzy standing there. He had a cut on his wing, and his hands were in a fist. He growled at the group, then reacted before anyone could realize what was happening. Bugzy quickly punched Jock in the gut, and threw Piper into the street. Meme quickly pulled out a lazer gun she got from Feey1, and fired it at Bugzy. The lazers left a scar on Bugzy, and gave him a lot of pain. Bugzy grabbed Meme, then threw her onto the ground. Bugzy placed his foot on her.

Meme- "Ouch!"

Bugzy- "Hahaha! That's what you get, freak."

Suddenly Gill jumped out of nowhere, and kicked Bugzy's face.

POW!

Bugzy fell backwards, and onto the ground. Gill proceeded to jump on Bugzy's face, like a mad man. Suddenly Bugzy grabbed Gill, and threw him towards Meme.

Bugzy- "You puffles are so funny! Hahahahaha!"

Clovis- "How do you know? You're going to jail."

Suddenly Clovis jumped behind Bugzy, and tackled him. Clovis quickly put a pair of handcuffs on Bugzy, and pointed a gun to him. Leonardo, and Piper couldn't believe Clovis saved them.

Piper- "Clovis, what the heck are you doing here?"

Clovis- "They let me out of the hospital early, then I got a call from General Hermosa."

Bugzy- "Release me, jester!"

Suddenly two cop cars pulled up, and General Hermosa got out of one of them. He grabbed Bugzy, and placed him in the back of one of the cars.

Hermosa- "Good work, Clovis. You are a great agent."

Clovis- "Thank you."

Hermosa got back into one of the cars, and they drove off.

Gill- "Thank you, Clovis for saving us."

Clovis- "Hey! You saved me, I owed you my life."

Chapter Seven: A Relation of Nations

King Carlos Goberna sat in his office, when suddenly his fax machine turned on. The machine started to print a piece of paper, and when it was done Carlos grabbed the fax. It was a letter from King Alexander, thanking the EPF branch in Toledo for stopping that missile strike on Yow Kingdom.

Dear King Carlos Goberna,
This is King Alexander, the royal monarch of the Yow Kingdom. On the behalf of me, and all of Yow we would like to thank your EPF branch in Toledo for saving us.
 I've received word that Feey1 Pie, my successor, is coming to Castilla to pick us his puffles. I've contacted him giving him orders to have a 'Nation Meeting'.
I would like our two countries' relations to grow, into a great alliance. 
With all heart,
King Alexander "The Awesome"

Carlos read the fax carefully, then placed it on his desk. He picked up his phone, and pressed a button. The phone rang, and on the other end a puffle answered it.

Phone- "Hello?"

Carlos- "Leonardo di Tremezzo, its King Carlos. I need you to do something for me, friend."

Leonardo- "My king, sure I'll do anything for you. What is it?"

Carlos- "I need you, Piper J. Cub, Clovis, Jock, Meme, Gill, and Beep in Metido tonight."

Leonardo- "Great, Clovis got out of the hospital yesterday. We'll be there, sir."

Carlos- "Good, and be ready to expect Feey1 and some Yowiens there."

Leonardo- "Huh?"

Before Leonardo could ask his question, Carlos hung up.

Carlos(thinking)- "I hope this turns out good."

---

Leonardo groaned at the thought of Carlos hanging up on him. He put his cell phone into his hammerspace, then joined his friends. Clovis decided to give Meme, Gill, and Beep a tour of Toledo for saving their lives. The group was now at a nice fountain in the middle of the street, but the street curved around the fountain. The fountain showed a Fluffy fish with water coming out of it's mouth, while its caught inside a Mullet's mouth. Then it showed a fisher trying to pulled the mullet up out of the water, since the Fluffy fish had a hook on it's lip too. Beep just stared at the statue, confused.

Beep- "I don't get it."

Clovis- "Me either, maybe its for laughs?"

Leonardo- "No, maybe its to show that penguins are the smartest on this Earth."

Piper- "Whatever, still doesn't make any sense."

Gill- "So, where to now?"

Leonardo- "Wait, before that I need to tell you guys something."

Piper- "Shoot."

Everyone stared at Piper, who felt a little uneasy.

Piper- "Translation: tell us."

Leonardo- "Well the Yowiens, and the Castillans want to have a Summit together. Tonight in Metido."

Gill- "A summit? Uh oh, hopefully relations will get better."

Piper- "Yeah, so we don't have to kick some Yowien...."

Piper suddenly stopped talking, as a mother and her chicks waddled by.

Piper- "...bottom."

Leonardo- "Hahahaha!"

Meme- "So what time is the summit?"

Leonardo- "King Carlos only said that its tonight, no exact time."

Beep- "Probably just till our representatives, and king arrives."

Clovis- "Yeah. Hey! Where's Jock? He's been gone for like ten minutes now."

Piper- "He went to that Taco Ball over there, it looks pretty busy right now."

Leonardo- "Let's go sit down with him, I'm kind of tired."

Piper- "Really? We've only walked like two miles, and you're tired!?"

Clovis- "Piper, really?"

Piper- "GRUB!"

Suddenly Jock returned with a party meal from Taco Ball. The box was very large, and he had to carry it with both his flippers.

Jock- "I got lunch."

Beep- "Good, I'm starving!"

Jock led the group over to a table, and placed the party meal on the table. Everyone sat down on the table, as Jock opened up the box. He handed out some tacos, burritos, and drinks.

Meme- "I love Taco Ball, but the name is kind of weird."

Leonardo- "I heard they named the restaurant after a taco, that was shaped liked a ball."

Clovis- "I never knew that."

Leonardo- "Anyways, we better get on a train to Metido. The Summit is tonight, its two o'clock, and the train ride takes about three hours."

Gill- "I heard the landscape in between Toledo, and Metido are fantastic!"

Clovis- "It is. There are many farms, some forests, rivers, and several small towns and villages along the way."

Jock- "We better leave right after lunch, than."

Meme- "Let's just hope Bugzy and his goons wouldn't catch us."

Piper- "They won't."

---

Clovis, Piper, Leonardo, Jock, Meme, Gill, and Beep walked into the train station and quickly bought some tickets. The group walked over to their train, and handed their tickets to the conductor. The penguin took a strange thing out of his pocket, and the ticket in between it. The object had handles on it, and the conductor pressed the handles down. A hole was cut into all the tickets, and the conductor let them aboard. The group walked up the aisle, and into the first class cabin. They all took their seats in big, white leather chairs.

Clovis- "Wow, this train is fancy."

Leonardo- "Perfect for a war veteran. Right, Clovis?"

Clovis- "I may have been in some wars, but I'm not a veteran."

Piper- "Whatever you say, dude."

The train's engines started up, and it steamed down the tracks. As they left the city of Toledo, Gill stared out the window at the passing farm lands. He was sitting with Meme, and Beep and they too looked out the window.

Beep- "Those remind me of the farmlands in between Golden City and Linox."

Gill- "Yeah, and Feey1 just hates that King Alexander hasn't put any towns in all of that land."

Meme- "Quiet you two. Its been so stressful these past days, I'm glad to be able to relax. Keep quiet, I'm trying to sleep."

Meme pulled down a sleeping mask over her eyes, and reclined in her seat. Then she pulled a blanket up over her, and tried to sleep.

Meanwhile Clovis was reading a magazine, while sitting with Piper and Leonardo. The two puffles were drinking orange juice, which they bought. When the puffles were done drinking, Leonardo rested on the seat.

Leonardo- "This is the life. Isn't it, Piper?"

Piper- "Uh? Oh, yeah I guess."

Leonardo(thinking)- "That was weird, Piper seems distracting. Why is he still starring at Meme?"

Leonardo took a close look at Piper, but since Piper was looking away from Leonardo he only saw his back.

Leonardo- "What is it, Piper?"

Piper- "What? Oh, nothing."

Leonardo- "Uh, okay."

Leonardo grabbed a catalog, and pretended to read. Instead he kept starring at Piper, trying to figure out what he was doing.

Leonardo- "Piper, seriously what's up?"

Piper- "Nothing, Leonardo. Why would you think that?"

Leonardo- "You keep starring at Meme, and you seem oblivious to everything around you."

Piper- "Oh, just looking at the landscape through the window."

Leonardo- "From across the aisle? You do know we have a window over here too, right?"

Piper- "Clovis is blocking it, and I can see better through that window."

Leonardo- "Okay, then."

---

Bugzy quickly ran into an alley way, and hopped into a black sports car. He pulled a key out of his pocket, and put it in the ignition. The car's engine started up, and Bugzy didn't hesitate he drove the car out of the alley way in a split second. Once he drove out onto the road, four other sport cars joined him. They sped down the road, and quickly left the city of Toledo. They drove out onto a highway, which was near a railroad track, the SAME railroad track Meme was riding on! Bugzy slammed the gas pedal, and the car zoomed down the highway. Bugzy and his gang knocked some innocent drivers off the road, and drove up ahead of them. Bugzy clicked a button on the control panel, and the whole hood of the car suddenly fulled up in the back. Bugzy felt the wind in his face, and his wings flapped with joy.

Bugzy- "That ball of purple fluff is dead, for what she did to me!"

Bugzy pulled out his pistol, and fired at cars as he passed buy. Suddenly he saw the railroad tracks to his right, and instantly turned the car that way. He found a small dirt road beside the train tracks, and drove down it. Up ahead he saw a green train zooming down the tracks, and he grinned. Bugzy, and his gang caught up with the train several minutes later.

BOOM!

A gangster in one of the cars fired his bazooka at the back of the train, and the back exploded. A giant flame ball enveloped the last coach on the train, and exploded. Ignoring the cries and screams, Bugzy drove up next to the train. He looked through the windows, and saw a fedora just at the bottom of the window. Suddenly Bugzy jumped off of his car, and flew up into the train. By now the train was stopping, so it was easy for Bugzy to get aboard.

Inside the cabin, it was complete chaos. Everyone was screaming, and running around the cabin trying to get out.

Meme- "What happened!?"

Gill- "A fuel tank probably I think."

Leonardo- "Impossible! This train has been running for five years without any problems."

Gill- "That doesn't change much, Leonardo."

Meme- "Good point, Gill. I suspect Bugzy."

Piper- "Bugzy!? If he did this, he's in a whole lot of trouble. With ME!"

Meme- "He's already in a lot of trouble. We need to get out of here, before the whole thing explodes!"

Jock- "Already on it."

Jock pulled out his sword, and jabbed it through one of the windows. The glass shattered, and shards flew everywhere.

Clovis- "We can't fit in that, Jock!"

Jock- "But the puffles can. Meme, Piper, go out there and stop Bugzy. We'll help out in here."

Piper- "Got it, Jock!"

Meme and Piper squeezed through the window, and quickly climbed up onto the train's roof. They quickly loaded their guns, when they spotted Bugzy and his gang on the roof too.

Bugzy- "Well, well, looks like Heme came out to die!"

Meme- "Its Meme, and you know it."

Bugzy- "I've been waiting a long time for this."

Bugzy jumped at Meme, and tackled her.

Two gangsters fired their ice bullet machine guns at Piper. Piper quickly jumped around the top of the train, while pulling out his lazer gun. He fired at the two gangsters and shot them both, bit more gangsters were coming after Piper. A large 175 pound gangster pulled something out of his cloak's pocket, a Snowzer Cheese level A! The gangster holding the cheese quickly licked the cheese before Piper could react, then threw it at the red puffle. Right before the cheese exploded Bugzy had Meme penned to the ground, and was about to stab her with a Keysaber.

Bugzy- "You will pay for what you did to me!"

Meme- "For being good, huh?"

BOOM!

The Snowzer Cheese exploded, and Piper went flying towards Bugzy. Piper smacked Bugzy right in the face, and the two fell over. Meme quickly grabbed her machine gun, and shot the other two gangsters. She ran over to Bugzy, who was laying on the ground with Piper on his stomach.

Piper- "Alright, Bugzy, game over."

Bugzy- "Ha! Yeah right, Piper, you fool."

Suddenly Bugzy grabbed Piper, and threw him on the roof of the train. Bugzy got up, and his wings started to flap. He flew about ten feet up into the air, then looked down at Meme and Piper.

Bugzy- "You all will die right now!"

Bugzy suddenly pulled a lazer gun out of his pocket, and fired it at Piper and Meme. The two puffles ran towards the hole caused by the explosion, and jumped into the train. Bugzy landed onto the train, and ran over to the hole. He followed Meme and Piper into the train, and chased after them.

Bugzy- "Get back here!"

Piper- "Hey! Bugzy, you're a stupid bug!"

Bugzy- "ARGH!"

Meme- "Don't anger him, Piper."

Piper- "Don't worry, girl."

Bugzy charged at the two puffles down the aisle, growling.

SMACK!

A door to the train's bathroom suddenly opened up in front of Bugzy, and he ran right into it. Bugzy fell to the ground, unconscious. A blue penguin waddled out of the bathroom, and it was Clovis!

Clovis- "Ha! Take that you bug."

Piper- "Nice going, dude."

Clovis- "Thanks. Now to arrest this buggy bug once and for all."

Clovis took a pair of handcuffs out of his pocket, and placed them on Bugzy. Bugzy then woke up, and saw the cuffs on his hand and Clovis standing above him.

Bugzy- "Ya can't arrest me, I'm Bugzy! I can't be beat, especially not by a jester!"

Clovis- "Yeah, well you just have."

Clovis picked up Bugzy, and escorted him out of the train. Gill, and Beep quickly ran over to Meme and hugged her.

Beep- "Meme, you're alive!"

Gill- "I was so darn worried."

Meme- "There was nothing to worry 'bout, guys. It's just a bug."

Beep- "One the size of a penguin!"

Gill- "We better go now, guys! The Summit starts soon."

Piper- "AUGH! If you guys aren't there, it would probably make Yow look bad."

Meme- "And after this, I don't think we could stand a war between Yow and Castilla."

Piper- "Well Castilla and Yow aren't on the edge of war, but that doesn't matter. We better go now."

Beep- "How?"

Piper- "Uhhhhh."

Meme- "I know! I see a village, about five miles from here. Let's go to it, and buy a car to get to Toledo."

Gill- "Great plan, let's go guys!"

Leonardo- "Wait! We can't leave until the paramedics come."

Beep- "You can't, but we can. We'll buy a car, and wait for you guys there."

Piper- "Alright, good luck guys!"

Meme- "Thanks!"

Gill, Meme, and Beep ran from the train wreck towards the village. They ran along the edge of the railroad, and ran as fast as they could.

Ten minutes later Gill started to slow down, and was breathing heavily. He stopped and took a few breaths. Meme turned around, and rolled her eyes at Gill.

Meme- "Gill, you've been running for ten minutes!"

Gill- "I'm *pant* not as athletic *gasp* as you two."

Meme- "Well hurry up, we gotta go now."

Gill- "I need *gasp* water!"

Beep- "I have some."

Beep started his propeller cap, and flew over to Gill. He pulled a water bottle out of his hammerspace, and gave it to Gill. Gill drank the water until the bottle was almost complete empty, and even then he was still tired.

Beep- "You are so out of shape, you know that?"

Gill- "Judging by my heart, and lungs I can tell."

Meme- "Alright, that's a long enough break you guys. Let's go!"

Meme started running ahead again. Beep, and Gill chased after her.

---

Meme, Gill, and Beep finally reach the small little village. As the three puffles entered the town, they saw a sign that said "Bienvenido a Grainfield!" which meant "Welcome to Grainfield!". The town was old, and falling apart.

Gill- "There, a car dealership!"

Beep- "Come on, we got no time to waist."

The three puffles ran over to the car dealership, and ran inside the building. They ran up to the counter, and rang a bell. A young employee quickly ran out of a back room, and found the three puffles standing below the counter.

Meme- "Do you speak English?"

Employee- "Yes. How may I help you?"

Meme- "We need a car, and fast! We're trying to get to Metido, Yow and Castilla are having a Summit and we need to be there."

Employee- "Ah, ambassadors from Yow Kingdom?"

Meme- "Kind of."

Employee- "I have a large SUV for you."

Meme- "We'll take it!"

---

Piper, Leonardo, Clovis, and Jock slowly waddled by the railroad tracks. They were all tired, and stressed out because of Bugzy's little attack on them. But the group had to be at the Summit, because if they weren't it could spell chaos.

Leonardo- "I was hoping we'd meet them half way."

Clovis- "Me, too."

VROOM!

Suddenly a large black SUV drove out in front of the group, and drove right at them.

Piper- "AUGH! Duck, everyone!"

Everyone jumped to the side, as the SUV drove right to where they were once standing. Loud, thumping music was playing in the SUV. The driver window rolled down, and there sitting in the driver's seat was Meme!

Meme- "Need a ride?"

Clovis- "You almost killed us, and you're way too young to drive a SUV!"

Meme- "Gill isn't, he has a license. Well, one to drive a Puffle Super Suit at least."

Jock- "We got to go now, it's five o'clock."

Meme- "Get in!"

---

King Carlos Goberna sat at the end of a long meeting table, waiting impatiently. His flippers tapped on the ground, then stopped when the doors in front of him opened dramatically. Ten Yowien soldiers dressed in clean uniforms marched into the room, in rows of five soldiers. Snare drums were hanging from their necks, and drumsticks were in their flippers. The soldiers started to play their snare drums, and the Yowien anthem started playing.

Slowly a blue penguin wearing a crown, and robe waddled into the room. It was King Alexander, and he had a smile on his face. He waddled up in between the rows of soldiers, up to the large table King Carlos was sitting at. King Carlos stood up out of his chair, and shook Alexander's flipper. The two kings sat down, just as the anthem ended. However, the soldiers stood where they were.

Carlos- "Welcome to Castilla, King Alexander. Your people are welcomed here."

Alexander- "Thank you, King Carlos. I hope this Summit will help our nations become allies."

Carlos- "As do I. May I ask, where is Feey1, your ambassador?"

Alexander- "Looking for his puffles."

Carlos- "Oh, well we shall continue. First things first, why do we have bad relations?"

Alexander- "You tell me, I don't see what's so wrong."

Carlos- "The slave owner, my citizens don't like him."

Alexander- "I must admit, slave owners are bad. But note, they did try to eat Feey and his family."

Carlos- "Hmmm. Let's over look this slave ownership, and see if we can find something else out."

Alexander- "Yes, let's."

---

Bugzy looked out the cell door, and grumbled. He had been put in prison as soon as he was arrested. He was really bugged out, and was thinking of a way to escape. Bugzy walked back, and forth in his cell.

BOOM!

An ear-piercing explosion shook the building, and the outside wall of Bugzy's cell blew up. A group of Snoss soldiers ran into the cell, and quickly grabbed Bugzy.

Bugzy- "Hey! Let go of me."

Soldier 1- "Stop talking, we're only here to rescue you. You have orders to go to Metido, and ruin the Yowien and Castillan Summit."

Bugzy- "I don't have any transportation."

Soldier 1- "We have a truck waiting for you up ahead, we can't stay much longer."

The soldiers pushed Bugzy towards the truck, and gave him some new clothes (since he was wearing a orange prison suit). Bugzy was handed the keys, as the Snoss soldiers shot some on-coming policemen. Bugzy didn't hesitate, he quickly started up the truck. He quickly drove the truck out onto the road, and onto the highway. He sped down the road, talking to himself.

Bugzy- "Alright, I guess I gotta ruin the Summit now."

Four police cars suddenly appeared in one of the car's mirrors, and Bugzy heard the sirens. He slammed his foot on the gas pedal, and sped up ahead of the police cars. Suddenly the police car were right beside his truck. Bugzy quickly hit the brakes.

SMASH!

Bugzy's truck slammed into a police car behind him, and destroyed both cars. Bugzy quickly got out of the truck, and checked the damage. The fuel from the engines was linking out, and flowing to a fire!

Bugzy- "She's gonna blow!"

Bugzy quickly flew up into the air, and away from the fire.

BOOM!

KA-BOOM!

BOOM!

The explosion shook the ground, and a shock wave pushed Bugzy into the air. Bugzy soared through the air and crashed into a hill. He was strong enough to survive to survive, but not strong enough to not feel any pain.

Bugzy- "OUCH! That hurt!"

Bugzy held his arm, and grumbled. He felt better about thirty seconds latter, then took off on his wings. He flew onto the highway, and landed in front of an on-coming eight wheeler. The driver panicked, and slammed on his brakes. The truck rocked back and forth, then stopped. Bugzy marched up next to the truck, and opened the door. He pulled the trucker out, and got into the eight wheeler. Bugzy drove the eight wheeler onto the other lane, and drove towards Metido.

Bugzy- "Revenge on that purple puffle, that jester, that viking, and get paid! The best job I've ever had."

Chapter Eight: Bugzy's Revenge

King Carlos, and King Alexander were still talking with each other. The Yowien and Castillan Summit had started twenty minutes ago, yet the two leaders couldn't find peace in each other. They were trying to find peace by over looking Feey1's slave ownership, but couldn't find it.

Carlos- "*sigh* My citizens do not want to be allies with Yow Kingdom, as long as Feey1 is a slave owner."

Alexander- "We'll find a way to overlook it, Carlos."

Carlos- "Wait, I got it. We are both enemies of Snowzerland, all of our citizens know Spanish, our architecture is the same, our technology is fairly different, our two countries are practical the same! We should be allies, slave owner or no slave owner."

Alexander- "I agree, we shall be an alliance against Snowzerland. Separated we may fail against them, but together we are stronger than ever!"

Carlos- "Wonderful, Alexander. In fact I do have an alliance contract right here for us to sign."

Carlos called on of his workers over.

Worker- "Yes, King Carlos?"

Carlos- "Get me a copy of the Castillan Alliance Contract."

Worker- "Yes, my king."

The worker waddled away, then came back with a five paper contract. He placed it on the table, and gave the two kings each pencils. Alexander, being a good business man, knew that he had to read the whole contract.

Alexander- "Much shorter than other contracts I have signed."

Carlos- "Yes."

Alexander read the contract.

---

Clovis quickly parked the SUV in front of the Castillan capitol building, and turned off the engine. Everyone got out of the car, and ran into the building. The guards let the group in with no hesitation, until Meme, Gill, and Beep tried to walk in.

Guard 1- "Who are you three?"

Meme- "I'm Meme, this is Beep, and Gill. We're with the Hochstadt Gang."

Guard 1- "Clovis, sir, are these three puffles with you?"

The first guard turned around, as did Clovis.

Clovis- "Yes, guard."

The two guards let the three puffles in, and they quickly caught up with the rest. A woman waddled by them, and her flippers were full of papers. Jock quickly stopped, as the group waddled ahead of him.

Jock- "Excuse me, but where is the Yowien and Castillan Summit being held?"

Worker- "Conference room 1, sir."

Jock- "Thank you."

Jock quickly caught up with the rest of the group, and led them into the first conference room. When they opened the door, and waddled in silence filled the room. Alexander was still reading the contract, but stopped when they waddled into the room.

Carlos- "Clovis, Jock, Piper, Leonardo, it's great to see you again."

Clovis- "The pleasures all mine, sir. How goes Summit?"

Alexander- "Good, so far."

Jock- "No problems about Feey1's slave ownership? Unbelievable."

Carlos- "Yes. Alexander you should probably call Feey1 here, his puffles have arrived."

Alexander got up out of his chair, and waddled away. As he waddled out of the room he took out his icePhone, and dialed Feey's number.

Meanwhile Clovis talked with Carlos about the Summit. The rest were just standing around, not knowing what to do.

Piper- "Wow, good thing the Summit is going good."

Meme- "Yeah, it looked like Alexander was about to sign a contract too."

Beep- "I'm bored, let's do something!"

Suddenly Beep ran out of the room.

Gill- "I'll get him."

Gill followed Beep, while calling him to come.

Piper and Meme just stood there by each other, looking around.

Piper- "So...what's it like to be a royal puffle?"

Meme- "What? Oh, good. Feey1 is training me to become a general."

Piper- "I bet you'll make a good one! Hehehe."

Jock- "What's up with you, Piper?"

Piper- "Nothing. Why does everyone keep asking me that?"

Jock- "Well you're sweating more than you do in battle, and you keep looking in the other direction as the person you're talking to. Except for Meme........"

Piper- "Because she's a former criminal, I keep my eye on her in case."

Jock- "Uh, okay."

---

Bugzy drove into the large city of Metido, in the highjacked 8-wheeler truck. The sun was setting, and it was night out so people couldn't see well into the windows of the truck. Or could they? Bugzy drove into by the Plaza de luces, and looked at it a little bit.

Bugzy- "I should rob that place some day."

Bugzy turned his head back to the wheel, then quickly slammed on the brakes. The light was red, and Castillans were crossing the street. An officer was not far away, and waddle up to Bugzy's stolen 8-wheeler. The officer looked up at the window, which was a foot off the ground then he was. Bugzy reacted fast, and swung his door open. The metal door hit the officer, and pushed him onto the ground. The officer had a bad cut on his forehead, and was bleeding badly. Some Castillans saw Bugzy, and quickly called 911. Bugzy wasted no time, and closed the 8-wheeler's door. He drove the truck right through the red light, and sped down the small street. The 8-wheeler destroyed all the cars in it's path, and even ran over some people. Three cop cars appeared behind the 8-wheeler, and they had their sirens on. Suddenly the sound of rotor blades pierced the air. Bugzy floored the gas pedal, and zoomed down the street. He pulled out his shot gun, and rolled down his window. He fired at the on-coming cop cars, and blasted their windshields. The helicopter had a spotlight set up, and it was right on Bugzy. Bugzy grumbled, then drove the truck into a Snowbucks.

CRASH!

The 8-wheeler destroyed the Snowbucks, but Bugzy escaped with no injuries. He quickly sneaked out of the 8-wheeler, and to an ally way.

BOOM!

The truck and the coffee shop exploded when the leaking gas made it to a fire.

Bugzy- "They are definitely after me now!"

Bugzy ran down the the ally way, escaping the large fire.

Bugzy- "Ah-ha! There's the capitol building."

Bugzy looked across some land, that was lower than the area he was at it. To the left he saw the Castillan capitol building, with all its lights on. Bugzy pulled out his stolen icePhone, and dialed a number.

Bugzy- "Sherlock? Yeah, it's me Bugzy. Listen, where do you live?"

Sherlock- "Across from the Castillan capitol building, boss."

Bugzy- "Great! Gather the UPM in that area, we're storming the capitol building. Tonight!"

Sherlock- "Uh? Okay, boss. Where should I meet...."

Bugzy- "Your house, see ya soon."

Bugzy hung up the phone.

Bugzy quickly flew off of the hill, and onto the roof of a random building. He ran close to the edge, and tried to remember where Sherlock's house was.

Bugzy- "Oh....right. It's by the capitol building."

Bugzy flew off of the roof, and into the parking lot.

Citizen- "AUGH! Bugzy!"

Bugzy found himself in the middle of a large group of citizens, and they all knew Bugzy was a dangerous criminal.

Citizen 2- "Let's stone him!"

A random puffle threw a pebble at Bugzy, which simply bounced off of him.

Bugzy- "Really, you call that stoning?"

Bugzy bent off, and ripped a chunk of concrete out of the parking lot. He threw it at a car's engine, which suddenly exploded.

BOOM!

Bugzy- "That's what I call 'stoning'."

---

Feey1 entered the capitol building, and waddled into the conference room. He opened the door, and almost jumped at seeing Clovis, one of his many enemies.

Feey- "Clovis!?"

Clovis- "Feey!? Oh, you came for your puffles?"

Feey- "Uh, yeah."

Meme- "AUGH!"

Feey- "Meme, there you are!"

Feey1 stormed over to Meme, and gave her an angry look.

Meme- "Hmmm...hi, Feey."

Feey- "I can't believe you left to Las Puffles, then came here!"

Meme- "For the record, we were kidnapped."

Feey- "By not obeying me, you are grounded. And where are Gill, and Beep?"

Beep- "Over here."

Feey1 turned around, to see Gill and Beep standing behind him.

Feey- "Beep you're grounded, Gill, you wouldn't do something like this you are not grounded."

Meme- "What!? Grrrr..."

Gill- "*gulp*"

Feey- "We're going back to F Island, come on."

Jock- "Oh no you're not, not without getting a gift!"

Before Feey1 could turn around, Jock slammed his shovel on his head, and Feey fell unconsciousness.

Meme- "Jock, what did you just do!?"

Jock- "Justice has been served! You're welcome, Meme. I'll do anything to help out puffles in need or who are under cruel treatment like this here slave owner who probably eats baby puffles for breakfast."

Alexander- "What is going on....FEEY1!? Gill, what happened?"

Gill looked at Jock, and Alexander followed his eyes.

Alexander- "You just injured my successor you viking! Yow will not sign the contract, because of you!"

Carlos- "Jock, what have you done!? I know he's a slave owner, but he still is kind!"

Jock- "I hate slave owners."

The whole room broke into an argument, and Jock was the whole topic of it. Feey1 woke up again, and instantly knew who hit him. He stood up behind Jock, and punched him in the back of his head. Jock turned around, only to be punched in the face by Feey. Jock staggered backwards, as Feey grumbled.

Feey- "These Castillans are just as bad as the Barbarics!"

Alexander- "Carlos, our nations cannot be allies! Me and my group are leaving at once."

Carlos- "What? I am so sorry about this, Mr.Clanin."

Feey- "Meme, Gill, Beep, never come here again."

Gill- "You don't need to tell me twice!"

The Yowien group headed towards the doors. Piper stared at Jock, and rolled his eyes. Suddenly Piper jumped up onto the table, and shouted.

"Wait, we can still be allies! Don't let one bad apple ruin our relations!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing, and turned around to listen to Piper.

Piper- "We can help, trade, teach, and love each other! We can. To not be allies, is like dumping a whole bucket of apples because one of them is rotten!"

Leonardo- "Piper, I've never seen you like this before."

Piper- "We can be friends."

Gill- "Not after what Jock did to my owner, he would be banished from all of Yow for that act."

Feey- "Yeah, you guys look at us in the wrong way."

Piper- "We may, but that's because we only know the negative stuff about each other. Feey1, I know you're kind in some places. And that you keep those slaves, because they would kill your people if you let them go. You are thinking about your citizens!"

Feey- "How do you know this?"

Meme blushed, and didn't know what to think. Feey1 stood there with his jaw wide opened, and stared at Piper.

Meme- "Piper, can I talk to you for a second?"

Piper- "Uh. Sure."

Piper followed Meme out into the hallway. She took a deep breath.

Meme- "I like it that you care for me, but um...how do I put this?"

BOOM!

A large explosion shook the building before Meme could continue. An alarm went off, and guards raced outside.

Piper- "We're under attack!"

Suddenly the conference room doors opened, and everyone ran out into the hallway. A bug flew down, and landed outside of the building. He pushed the door opened, and was followed by his gangsters. He stared at Meme, and laughed.

Bugzy- "Hello, Meme."

Meme- "Bugzy?!"

Bugzy- "Yes, it's me. I was hired to turn this Summit around, in a bad way. Now, I can end your life! Gangsters handle the royals, I'll take care of this little purple dust ball. Hahaha!"

The gangsters waddled ahead of Bugzy, and fired their machine guns. Everyone ducked back into the conference room, and prepared their weapons.

Piper- "Alright, we need to work TOGETHER on this. Got that Jock, and Feey?"

Feey- "Fine."

Piper- "Jock?"

Jock- "Ugh. Fine, Piper."

Piper- "Alright, let's end those gangsters!"

Piper, Meme, Feey1, and Clovis jumped out of the conference room and shot back at the gangsters. They all were shot, and killed. Bugzy was still standing there, and growled. He pulled out a Keysaber, and flew over to the group. He grabbed Meme, and swung at the others. However Clovis knocked his Keysaber out of his hands, as Piper jumped on Bugzy.

Bugzy- "Get off of me!"

Piper- "Not gonna happen, bug."

Piper bit Bugzy's arm. Bugzy yelled, and let go of Meme. He flew outside of the building. The group ran after him, and went outside. They stopped in shock at the sight of Waddle G's, dozens of them!

Feey- "Hahaha! Look how cute they are, and those are gangsters!? Hahahaha! The UPM sure isn't doing well in gangsters, are they? Hahaha!"

The Waddle G's suddenly attacked Feey1 in a stampede. Feey was poked by their little brooms, and was terrified.

Feey- "AUGH! Ouch, stop pocking, ouch! Knock it off! Ouch stop!"

The Waddle G's carried Feey1 away, as REAL gangsters came over and attacked the others.

The Yowien soldiers who escorted Alexander quickly ran outside, and threw a bomb at the gangsters.

BOOM!

The soldiers advanced on the gangsters, and shot at them while throwing more bombs. The soldiers advanced further into the parking lot, making way for the others.

Meme- "Where's Bugzy?"

Clovis- "Look, up there!"

Meme looked up to the top of the capitol building, and saw Bugzy standing there. He had a machine gun in his hand, and a evil grin on his face. He fired his machine gun down on the group. Everyone quickly jumped out the way, and looked for cover. Meme, Gill, and Beep quickly hid in a corner from Bugzy. Feey1 waddled up to them. They all gasped at him, his clothes were torn, his hair messed up, and he had some cuts of his arms.

Feey- "Those Waddle G's.....are EVIL!"

Feey1 fell over, and passed out.

Meme- "Gill, you check on Feey1. Beep, protect both of them. I'm going to go deal with Bugzy!"

Gill- "What? He'll kill you, Meme, I can't loose you. Uh...I mean, we can't loose you!"

Meme- "I have to do what's right, and end this monster!"

Meme pulled out a gun, which had a hook in the barrel. She aimed the gun up at the capitol building, and fired it. A grappling hook and rope shot out of the gun, and grasped onto a ledge.

Meme- "Bye, guys."

Gill- "Meme, wait!"

Before Gill could continue Meme clicked a button, and the gun zoomed up the rope. The wind started to pick up, and quick. Gill's hair flowed through the hair, as he watched Meme vanish as she ascended.

Meme landed at the ledge where the grappling hook caught. She jumped onto the roof, and saw a large dome in front of her. She climbed up it, and gasped at the sight of Bugzy up there. Two Waddle G's stood behind him, with their machine guns loaded.

Meme- "Bugzy, you're going down!"

Bugzy- "Hahahaha! Sure, little puffle. Waddle G's, take the good puffle out of her misery."

The Waddle G's fired at Meme. Meme quickly dodged the icebullets, and pulled out her machine gun.

RATAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!

She killed all the Waddle G's, then aimed for Bugzy. Bugzy had other plans however, and ran up to Meme. He grabbed the gun from her, and aimed it back at her.

Bugzy- "Game over."

Bugzy prepared the gun, and aimed for Meme.

Gill- "Oh no you don't!"

Meme- "Gill?!"

Gill appeared on the edge of the building, and jumped at Bugzy. Bugzy fell down, as Gill bit his arms. Meme ran from the scene, to the other side of the dome. There she found a gun, and quickly grabbed it. She ran back over to Bugzy, and aimed for his head.

Meme- "Surrender Bugzy."

Bugzy- "Ha! As if. Sherlock, attack!"

Suddenly a massive creature jumped from a helicopter, and landed behind Meme. Meme stood there, and slowly turned to look behind her. Behind her was a huge Big Waddle G standing behind her. It had a fedora on, and a dirty look on its face.

Bugzy- "Meme, meet Sherlock. Sherlock, kill Meme!"

Sherlock- "Yes, master."

Sherlock swung his massive arm at Meme, trying to slap her. Meme ducked, and fired at the Waddle G. The bullets somehow just bounce off the Waddle G, and make him angry.

Sherlock- "RAUGH!"

Sherlock slapped Meme so hard she flew to the edge of the building, and almost fell off. She was able to grab a ledge, and hold on. Bugzy threw Gill off of him, and ran over to Meme. He stood up on the pillar, and looked down on Meme. The wind was picking up quick, and leaves from a nearby park blew through the air. Explosions, and gunfire was heard in the background.

Bugzy- "Goodbye, Meme."

Chapter Nine: Taking Care of Things

Meme held onto the ledge for dear life. The wind was picking up speed, and storm clouds appeared on the horizon. Explosions, and gun fires went off every two seconds below her. A big bug stood above Meme, the UPM leader, Bugzy. He laughed at the sight of one of his enemies dieing, he had been chasing her for a bout a month.

Bugzy- "Any last words, Meme?"

Meme- "Bugzy, you freak! Why do you do things like this?"

Bugzy- "So no one messes with Bugzy! Mwahaha! Time to end your little life."

Meme- "Bugzy, help me up and let me go. If you kill me, you will be thrown in prison and tortured to the point where you just want to die!"

Bugzy- "Hmph! Enough small talk, your end is now."

Bugzy lifted his leg, and kicked at the ledge. Nothing happened.

Meme- "You're so stupid, Bugzy. Do you have any idea that puffles use our minds to hold things?"

Bugzy- "Forgot about that."

Suddenly Meme jumped up onto the roof, and whacked Bugzy in the face so hard he skidded across the ground. She pulled out a gun, and fired at Bugzy. She kept missing him. Bugzy got very angry, and yelled. He quickly flew towards her, and grabbed her as he flew by. He flew her off of the building, and over the capitol building's parking lot.

Bugzy- "I can easily drop you right now!"

Meme- "You'll be killed too, ya know."

Bugzy- "I don't. Good bye!"

Bugzy dropped Meme.

Meme- "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Meme fell threw the sky, and was about to hit the ground when suddenly a sliver object flew under her. She landed in the machine, and saw that it a rocket. It was a small, little puffle rocket. She looked to see who was flying it, and it was Gill! He had goggles over his glasses, and a safety helmet on. There were even some cookies, and a few weapons in the rocket.

Meme- "Oh mama! Thanks, Gill."

Gill- "No problem, now let's take care of this winged beast!"

Meme- "Okay? Where are the weapons?"

Gill- "There's one on the floor right in front of you."

Meme looked in front of her, and saw a small yellow lazer gun. She picked it up, noticing that it was awkwardly shaped. However, she didn't hesitate. She aimed the gun at Bugzy, trying to make a perfect shot. She pressed a button, and fired at Bugzy.

BBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

A yellow streak of energy shot through the air and hit Bugzy, who was now flying after Gill and Meme.

The lazer hit Bugzy's chest, and sent a weird feeling through his body. He twitched a little bit, and yelled. Suddenly his hand grew ten times bigger, then his other hand, then his left wing, then his nose! His body parts, one-by-one, kept growing. Bugzy yelled more, as his body parts became bigger.

Meme- "Uh, Gill, is Bugzy suppose to grow?"

Gill- "What do you mean...MEME, YOU FIRED THE GROWTH LAZER AT HIM?!?"

Meme- "You told me to pick it up."

Gill- "ARGH! Any second now he's going to be a big......monster."

Meme, in anger, threw the growth lazer off the rocket. Gill turned the rocket, and spotted Bugzy. Bugzy suddenly grew 50ft tall, and was starring right at Gill and Meme. His loud, and thundering voice shook the air.

"Hahaha! Thanks for the help, puffles! Now ya'll die quicker, and easier."

Bugzy ran over to Meme and Gill, while destroying everything under him.

Meme- "Get us outta here, Gill."

Gill- "On it!'

Gill quickly pressed a button, and the rocket picked up quick speed. The rocket blasted through the air, leaving a trail of smoke behind. Of course Bugzy had wings, and they were 50 times more powerful now. Bugzy hovered into the air, and with his new wings, flew through the air at top speed.

Bugzy- "You can't out run me!"

Meme- "GAAH! He's after us! What now?"

Gill- "We need to shrink him, pressed the reverse button on the Growth Lazer you clicked. Then fire it at him!"

Meme- "Uh. I got so angry, I threw it off the rocket."

Gill- "WHAT!?"

Meme- "I said...."

Gill- "I know what you said! We can't get it, now! Wait Beep! Meme, call Beep and tell him to get that machine and shoot Bugzy."

Meme- "Got it, Gill."

Meme pulled a cellphone out of her hammerspace, and dialed Beep's number.

Still down by the capitol building, Beep sat there watching Feey1. Suddenly Beep's propeller cap started to vibrate, it was his cell phone in his hammerspace. He quickly took off his propeller cap, and answered his phone.

Beep- "Yellow?"

Meme- "Beep! Listen, you need to do this. Look for a yellow machine out in the parking lot. Once you find it click the button that says 'Reverse', and make sure you're pointing it at Bugzy when you do. OK?"

Beep- "But Feey, he's injured."

Meme- "Oh right. Tell Clovis to keep an eye on him."

Beep- "Got it!"

---

Clovis ran over to Feey1, and Beep.

Clovis- "Alright, how is he?"

Beep- "Fine, just protect him. I'll be back after I blast Bugzy!"

Beep stood there looking out at the parking lot. A few minutes passed till Clovis grumbled.

"Aren't you going?"

Beep- "I can't! Too scared."

Clovis- "You have got to be kidding me."

Clovis waddled up to Beep.

Clovis- "I'll go, you watch Feey1."

Beep- "No! That would mean I'm a chicken, a failure, a scaredy cat!"

Clovis- "What the heck is a cat!?"

Beep- "I have no idea, I heard a Mwa Mwa use the term before. Anyways, I'm just too scared."

Clovis- "Beep, you need to do this! Do this for Meme, and Gill, and everyone here! Do it for Feey, me, Piper, and Leonardo. Do it for us!"

Beep- "I can't, I just can't. You know what, you can go. Here!"

Beep handed his sword to Clovis, and started to walk away. Clovis held the sword, and pondered for a moment.

Clovis- "Beep, I was once like you. Then one day I finally worked up what little courage I had, and built on it. You need to be brave, for your friends!"

Beep- "But..."

Clovis- "No buts, Beep. That's what my uncle always said, he told me not to give up."

Beep- "Bu.....I mean, I just can't."

Clovis- "You can do anything! You're Beep for crying out loud. You've explored dangerous terrain, fight Bugzy, and helped your friends in that nuclear plant. If you can do those, you can do this."

Beep- "You're right! If I did those, I can do this. Give me that sword, I'm going to go out there and be brave!"

Clovis- "Way to go."

Beep grabbed the sword from Clovis, and ran out into the madness. Clovis smiled, then looked down on Feey1. Clovis smiled at him.

Clovis- "You've done a good job raising those puffles."

---

Beep raced across the parking lot, looking for the growth ray. He ran under people's flippers, and knocked out a couple of Waddle G's. He spotted a yellow machine on the ground, and quickly ran over to it. Just as he was about to get it, a giant Waddle G jumped right in between him and the device.

Sherlock- "Ready to face the Sherlock!?"

Beep- "Uh oh."

Sherlock threw his fist as Beep. Beep jumped out of the way, and quickly prepared to attack Sherlock. Sherlock tried to punch Beep again, but Beep took off on his propeller cap and avoided injury. Above he stuck his tongue out at Sherlock.

Sherlock- "ARGH!"

Sherlock reached down, and grabbed Piper.

Piper- "Hey! Let go of me, you stupid....AUGH!"

Sherlock threw Piper at Beep. Beep didn't move quick enough, and Piper hit him. The two puffles fell down, and were hurt.

Piper- "Alright, I'm tired of these stupid, little Waddle G's. It's on!"

Piper got up off of Beep, and loaded his gun. Before he was finished Sherlock grabbed him again, and threw him at the capitol building. Piper crashed through a window, and was knocked out. Sherlock turned back to Beep, and prepared to punch him. Beep quickly jumped for his sword. He grabbed it, and then quickly lifted it up. The sword pierced Sherlock's in-coming hand, and injured him. Sherlock yelled, and stumbled backwards. He tripped over a car, and landed on some gangsters. Beep cheered, then spotted a yellow object in between him and Sherlock. Beep ran over to the device and grabbed it. Beep looked around for Bugzy, then spotted him. Bugzy was flying after Meme and Gill. Beep aimed for Bugzy, then pressed the reverse button.

'BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZPPPPPPPPPP!

A streak of red energy flew towards Bugzy, and hit him in the foot. Bugzy started to twitch again, and yelled a bit. Suddenly his wings shrunk to normal size, and he fell out of the air. Bugzy landed on the ground, and crushed his own gangsters. Soon the rest of him begin to shrink, and soon he was normal size. However, his gangsters were as flat as pancakes! Everyone ran over to the gangsters and they couldn't help it, everyone started to laugh at the pancaked gangsters. Beep was laughing the loudest.

Beep- "Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Look at them, they're pancakes! Hahahahahaha!"

Beep was laughing so hard he fell over, his eyes even started to water. A couple seconds later he finished laughing, and was back to normal. Gill landed the rocket behind Beep, and they got out to see what happen.

Beep- "Guys, I did it! I saved the day."

Gill- "Way to go, Beep."

Beep- "Thanks, Gill. So, Meme, did that seem heroic to you?"

Meme- "I guess so, yeah."

Beep- "Well do you want to, ummmm, go out?"

Meme and Gill- "WHAT!?"

Meme looked at Gill surprisingly, then turned back to Beep.

Meme- "Beep, I don't want to go out with you. You're not my type."

Gill- "And besides, she's mine."

Meme- "What?"

Gill- "Nothing! I didn't say anything."

Meme- "Oh...Gill, I wanted to tell you something earlier."

Gill- "Oh, what is it?"

Meme- "Well, I wanted to ask you at that cafe, but then Bugzy showed up. So here it goes, will you go out with me?"

Gill gasped, and his eyes grew wide. A big smile appeared on his face, and it looked like he was about to pass out.

Gill- "Yes."

Gill ran off in a dash. Soon he started to shout.

"YES! YES! Thank you, mighty creator! YES! YES! WOOHOO!"

---

Feey1 slowly woke up. His eyes blinked a bit, and his vision cleared up. Above him was Clovis, jumping up and cheering.

Feey- "What happened?"

Clovis- "You're awake. You missed all the action, Feey. Come one, let's find your puffles."

Clovis helped Feey1 up on his feet, and waddled with him into the parking lot. Feey ran over to Meme, Beep, and Gill. He lifted them up in his flippers, and hugged them.

Feey- "Thank goodness you guys are all right."

Gill- "Feey, you're alive. You should have seen the whole thing, it was amazing."

Beep- "And I saved the day!"

Feey- "Well, you guys did a great job. Now...we're going back home."

Meme- "Are we still grounded?"

Feey- "Well you took out Bugzy, and all the other gangsters. So...no. I'm proud of what you guys did."

Beep- "Yeah! Let's throw a party at your castle, and invite all our new friends."

Feey- "New friends?"

Gill- "We've kind of become friends with some of the Hochstadt Gang."

Feey1 looked at the Hochstadts, who were in a group and looking at him too. Feey smiled.

Feey- "Hey! Hochstadts, you're invited to F Island for a celebration."

---

The next day the whole Hochstadt Gang, and most of The Pie Family traveled to F Island for a big celebration. Feey1 was the best party host, and had the party in his own castle. He had the best chefs in Yow prepare the dinner, and the best band play the music. There was a large table covered with a white sheet, and food lined it. Feey sat at the table with his new friends, Clovis, Jock, Piper, and Leonardo. As they ate they talked about numerous things, and got to know each other better. Meanwhile by the dance floor, Gill stood on the edge waiting. He was wearing his Gear Hat, and had shined his glasses. He had even whited his teeth. Suddenly Meme walked up in front of Gill. Gill gasped. Meme was wearing a white fedora, and had earrings on. She had even covered her scare with her hair.

Gill- "Meme, you look wonderful."

Meme- "Thanks, I thought I would impress the Castillans."

Gill- "You did a good job, so want to dance?"

Meme- "Sure."

Gill and Meme went on the dance floor, just as a slow song started. The two danced with each other, and embraced the moment.

Feey1 looked towards the dance floor, and saw Meme and Gill dancing with each other. Feey smiled, then stabbed his fork into a fish. He cut a piece of the fish off, and ate it. Clovis raised his Cream Soda wineglass.

Clovis- "To our new friend, and the great host of this party, Feey1!"

Everyone at the table raised their wineglasses too, and carefully touched the others with them. Everyone cheered, and drank their Cream Soda.

Jock- "May our nations become great allies."

Feey- "Yes, we shall!"

Soon King Carlos, and King Alexander came towards the large table. They sat with their groups, and started to eat.

Feey- "Where were you and Carlos, King?"

Alexander- "We were discussing our nations' relations, and have decided to become allies."

Carlos- "Even though Feey1 is still a slave owner, we want to be good allies. And we shall be!"

Leonardo- "Woohoo!"

Feey- "I am glad to be frenemies with you guys."

Alexander- "Long live Castilla, and Yow! Together, nothing will stop us."

Feey1 smiled, and took a moment to look at his new frenemies. He could see Yow's future becoming brighter, and brighter. In the back of his mind, he just knew that soon he would be king. It was important to keep relations between Yow and Castilla good, and Feey would insure that.

---

Beep stood on the very top of Feey1's castle, and looked down at everyone. He jumped back inside his room, which was all mini-sized for him. He walked over to his desk, and got onto the chair. He turned on his computer, and then took off his propeller cap. He reached into it, and pulled out a camera. He plugged it into his computer, and uploaded the photos. Once they were uploaded, Beep clicked on the folder and looked at the photos. In Castilla he had taken 100's of photos of his adventure, even in the weirdest moments.

Beep- "Well, I can now say I've been to Castilla. And I have photographic evidence."

Beep turned off his computer, and hopped back into his window. He started his propeller cap, and flew down to the party.

When he landed he spotted a puffle he never saw before, but didn't pay much attention to her. Suddenly Beep stopped, and walked backwards. He looked at the female green puffle he had never seen before, and cocked his head to the side in confusion.

Beep- "Umm...Who are you?"

Puffle- "I am Alice, I now live here."

Beep- "Oh, what's it like in the village?"

Alice- "Hmm? Oh, I don't live in the village. I live here, in this castle."

Beep- "No, you don't. Don't make me call security, crazy lady."

Alice- "You seriously have no idea who I am? I'm Kaylin's pet green puffle."

Beep- "WHAT!?! Another green puffle? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Beep panicked, and flew away. He flew so fast, and screamed so loud. He wasn't looking where he was flying, and accidentally flew into the castle's wall.

WHAM!

Beep fell on the ground, and crawled into the castle.

Meme and Gill quickly ran into the castle, and checked on Beep.

Gill- "Beep, what happened?"

Beep- "There's a......"

Meme- "A what? Tell us."

Beep- "There's another....."

Gill- "Another what?"

Beep- "Green puffle!"

Beep fell over, and passed out.

Chapter Ten: The Other Green Puffle

Beep woke up, and screamed. He found himself in his bed, early in the morning. It was 7:00am, and the sun was rising. Beep was breathing quick, and heavily. He looked at his bed, where he had been laying, and saw a puddle of sweat.

Beep- "Oh, that was all just a dream. I never went to Las Puffles, or Castilla. But that was one realistic dream."

Beep hopped off his bed, and slapped on his propeller cap. He walked out of his room, and ran down the stairs. He flew down towards the dining room, and sat down at the table. A butler came over to the table holding a plate, Feey1 didn't like the Hokjoks messing with his family and friends. The butler placed the plate on the table, just as everyone else showed up. Beep and Meme were the first to get to the table, as everyone else ran over to the table. Everyone sat down, and started to eat.

Meme- "Great food! Thanks Mr.Tater."

Mr.Tater- "You're welcome Mrs.Meme."

The butler (Mr.Tater), waddled back into the kitchen. Everyone ate their pancakes, and drank their orange juice. Feey1's new chicks quickly finished their meal, and ran off back to their rooms to get dressed.

Beep- "You guys wouldn't believe the dream I had last night!"

Gill- "Oh, what is it?"

Beep- "Well, I dreamed that we went to Las Puffles. We were attacked by Bugzy, and kidnapped. He shipped us to Castilla, and left us there to die! Then..."

Meme- "Woah! Woah! Woah. Beep, that all happened remember? That wasn't a dream."

Beep- "What!? Then why did I meet another....GREEN PUFFLE?!"

Beep spotted Alice at the end of the table, finishing off her O-Berry Cereal.

Gill- "Feey, Beep's lost it. May want to take him to the vet."

Feey- "Beep, what now?"

Beep- "Everything! Everyone! Nuclear missiles, bugs, other green puffles!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Beep flew away, and up to his room. He slammed his door shut, and ran under his bed.

Everyone at the table had a puzzled look on their face, especially Alice. Kaylin yawned as she waddled over to the table. Her blond hair was tangled, and she had a large pink robe on. She waddled towards the private Snowbucks kiosk that Feey1 owned. She waddled over to the table with a cup of coffee, and sat down in the chair.

Feey- "Tired?"

Kaylin- "I need to go to bed earlier."

Meme- "I'm done, I'll go check on Beep. Make sure he's okay."

Meme left, and walked up the stairs. She walked into Beep's room, to see him grabbing weapons and placing them by his dresser.

Meme- "Uh, Beep, what's wrong?"

Beep- "A-L-I-C-E is what wrong, the other green puffle! I can't believe Feey1 replaced me!"

Meme- "Woah! Alice is making you mad? Dude, Feey is not replacing you. It's just his wife's green puffle."

Beep- "Exactly! There's a moral law that states there should never be two puffles of the same color, living together in one house."

Meme- "No there isn't."

Beep- "Well it's my moral law!"

Beep grabbed a pistol, and loaded it. Meme grabbed the pistol away from him quickly.

Meme- "What the heck are you doing?"

Beep- "I'm going to kick that puffle out, with force!"

Meme- "Beep, no. You are not being replaced! Alice is just another green puffle, live with it. Try to become friends with her maybe?"

Beep- "Fine, I'll try. But just in case, I'll always have a pistol on me."

Meme- "Whatever you say, Beep."

---

Beep walked down the stairs, and went into the dining room. Alice was gone by now, and was playing outside with Feey1's chicks. Feey was reading the F Island newspaper, and drinking some orange juice.

Beep- "Whooh! She's gone."

Feey- "Who's gone?"

Beep- "Alice. She's scaring me!"

Feey- "Uh..."

Meme walked into the dining room, with her fedora on.

Meme- "Feey1, can I talk with you in the library real quick?"

Feey- "Sure."

Feey1 followed Meme into the library. Meme closed the doors, and sat down with Feey in front of the fireplace.

Meme- "Feey1, Beep thinks you're replacing him with Alice."

Feey- "What? Why would he get that crazy idea?"

Meme- "He's has a weird moral law that makes no sense."

Feey- "Oh, so what are we going to do?"

Meme- "I told him to become friends with Alice, he agreed to it."

Gill- "Good!"

Feey1, and Meme looked up to see Gill on top of the rolling ladder. He was up there the whole time, looking for a book on physics. He grabbed the book, and hopped down the ladder. He walked over to Meme and Feey, and hopped up into one of the chairs.

Feey- "Hey, Gill, didn't see you up there."

Gill- "Yeah, I was looking for a book. Anyways, I think I know what we can do to help Bee."

Meme- "What is it?"

Gill- "Well, we should show him that Alice isn't bad."

Feey- "That might be hard to do, Gill."

Gill- "Why?"

Feey- "Look at this picture on my icePad."

Feey1 pulled an icePad out of his inventory, and went to the photos. He clicked on one of them, then handed the icePad to Gill. The picture showed Alice throwing a water balloon at an old penguin.

Gill- "WOAH! That's not nice."

Feey- "Turn to the other photo."

Gill swiped the screen, and another photo appeared. This one showed the old woman slapping Alice with a fish.

Gill- "Khanz Penguins, I'll never get them."

---

Alice walked through the courtyard of Feey1's Castle. The courtyard had several flowers, and plants. Butterflies were flying everywhere, and she smiled. As she walked by a pot, she heard a thump.

Alice- "Huh?"

She turned around to the pot, witch was roughly the same size as a puffle. The pot shook again. Alice lifted the lid off of the pot, and looked inside. There, hiding in the pot, was Beep.

Alice- "Beep, what are you doing?"

Beep- "Trying to figure out more about you, I know you're evil. I just know it!"

Alice- "Evil? I am not evil."

Beep(sarcasm)- "Sure...There's no way you're trying to replace ME."

Alice- "Beep, you're silly. Can you leave me alone now? I got stuff to do."

Beep- "Fine, but I got my eye on you!"

Beep fell back into the pot, and put the lid back on. Alice rolled her eyes, and walked away.

Alice walked around a corner, and into the shadows. Beep cleverly followed her, but at distant. He found her behind a flower pot, by Feey1's garage door. Beep saw her pull something out of her hammerspace, and placed it on the ground. She then pressed a button, and a holographic image appeared.

Beep(thinking)- "What is she doing?"

The image flickered, then became clear. A Elite Snoss soldier appeared!

Soldier- "Lieutenant Alice, what do you have to report?"

Alice- "I've gained their trust, sir. Except for one other green puffle, but he's psycho."

Soldier- "Alright, you know what to do. Heimlich Zimmer shall give you more aid, and commands. The Kaiser wants YSSS to be a success."

Alice- "Oh it will be, sir. Got to go."

Alice turned off the machine, and looked behind her. Before she saw him, Beep quickly ran off. However he crashed into a flower pot, and fell over.

Beep- "OW! Stupid flower pot. Who put you right in the middle of the pathway?"

Alice walked around the corner, and saw Beep.

Alice- "Oh my gosh! Are you okay?"

Beep- "Yeah, but you won't be! Once I tell Feey1 about you being a traitor, he'll lock you in the dungeon forever."

Alice- "What I'm not a traitor."

Beep- "HA! I got the proof of it, I have this little camera here. I took pictures of your little talk with that Snoss dude."

Alice- "I didn't want to do this to you, Beep, but looks I will have to."

Suddenly Alice pulled a machine out of her hammerspace, and clicked a button on it. A large, bright flash hit Beep. His eyes turned white, and he fell over. Alice quickly grabbed the camera, and deleted all the photos of her.

Alice- "I'm not a failure, I'm a winner."

Alice threw the camera into the woods, then picked up Beep. She carried him over to a bench, and laid him there. Then she pulled a branch off of a nearby tree, and placed it on his head.

Alice- "Guess you don't have any proof now. HA!"

---

Feey1 and Gill walked into the courtyard, and found Beep laying down on one of the benches. There was a large branch on top of his head, and he was moaning.

Gill- "Beep, are you okay!?"

Beep- "Whuh..."

Feey1, and Gill ran over to Beep. They lifted the branch off of him, and checked on him. Beep was slowly opening his eyes, and was still moaning.

Feey- "Beep, what happened?"

Beep- "I....don't know."

Gill- "We better take him to the vet."

Feey- "Alright."

Feey1 picked up Beep, and carried him off. Feey and Gill ran into the garage, and got into one of Feey's five cars. They drove down the road, and down to the village. Down there they parked by the vet, and and walked into the building. They walked over to the counter.

Feey- "Hey! My puffle got hit in the head by a branch, I need him checked right now."

Vet- "Of course, governor. Here, I'll take him back right now."

The vet grabbed Beep, and waddled to the back rooms.

---

A couple minutes later the nurse came back with Beep. Beep was fully awake, and had a smile on his face. The nurse brought him to Feey1, and Gill.

Nurse- "He's okay, not even any bruises."

Feey- "Weird."

Beep- "I can't remember a lot too. I don't even remember sitting on that bench, and having a branch fall on me."

Gill- "You must have lost your memory."

Nurse- "Okay, well keep an eye on him for awhile."

Feey- "Will do, thank you."

Feey1, Gill, and Beep walked out of the vet and got in Feey's car. Beep sat in the front seat by Feey. They drove up back to Feey1's Castle, and parked in the garage. In the mud room they ran into Kaylin.

Kaylin- "Hey, how's Beep?"

Feey- "Fine, not even a bruise. He doesn't even remember sitting on that bench."

Beep- "In fact I can't remember a lot of the last two hours."

Without notice from the others, Alice was standing in the garage. She was listening to them, and smiled.

Alice(thinking)- "Show the Snoss pride! I will complete my tasks, and then the Yowien Sea will be under Snowzerland's control!"

Alice suddenly demonically laughed aloud. Everyone turned around, just after she jumped up onto the ceiling. She hung there for a few seconds, then slowly jumped down onto the car and then onto the floor.

Alice(thinking)- "I've got to learn to laugh in my head."

THE END!