The Impossibly Insane Crazy Adventure of a Lifetime
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| Story information | |
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| Genre | Comedy/Adventure |
| Form | Novel |
| Story date | June 2013 |
| Protagonist | Chill57181 |
| Deuteragonist | Mario Rk |
| Tritagonist | Bro, Penquino, LMGT |
| Antagonist | Evil Pengy, Radztur, Cadenx, the Snowman Syndicate |
| Series chronology | |
| The Impossibly Insane Crazy Adventure of a Lifetime | |
| Freezonian-Evilositian Army Conflict of 2013 | ||||||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||||||
| The Evilositian Army | Snowman Syndicate | The Freezonian Defenders | ||||||||||
| Commanders | ||||||||||||
| Evil Pengy | Tuskan | Chill57181 | ||||||||||
| Strength | ||||||||||||
| Many evil geniuses and inventions | Some control over elements | Butter, has Shops Island backing them up | ||||||||||
The Impossibly Insane Crazy Adventure of a Lifetime is an adventure that happens on Shops Island and its independent states in June 2013.
Prologue: Evil Pengy's Escape[edit]
June 28th, 2013, Elite Penguin Force Jail
Evil Pengy was sitting in his high-security cell, waiting to be released. Or, to formulate a plan for escape. He had began thinking of making an army a few months prior, and recruiting villains. He often had fantasies about being the leader dictator of all of Antarctica.
Evil Pengy: This is stupid. How have I not escaped yet? I haven't been in jail this long since I got arrested in 2005 for hitting Metal Explorer with oranges! Ugh...
After spending nearly three years in prison, Evil Pengy had gone a little crazy. But not because of his confinement, no, it was because of his unbearably irritating cellmate, Parf the robber. He usually spent most of his time watching TV, when a movie came on that inspired Evil Pengy.
Evil Pengy: YES! That's it! Parf, are you wondering what I'm wondering?
Parf: ...Whuh? Oh, I think so Evil Pengy, but I don't think time would go backwards just by resetting an alarm clock.
Evil Pengy faceplants into his cot and slaps Parf with a fish.
Evil Pengy: No! I'll craft a dummy of myself, and then escape through the air vent.
Parf: I wanna do that too! PARF!
Evil Pengy: Oh... fine.
Evil Pengy gets to work and crafts dummy versions of himself and Parf. He puts them in the respective cots, and then they both slip out through the air vent, and run off to his lair.
June 28th, 2013, Mount Syndicate
The members of the Snowman Syndicate were sitting in chairs of snow and talking amongst themselves. Tuskan walked up to his desk and pounded it with his ice gavel.
Tuskan: I call the meeting of the Snowman Syndicate on 6/28/13, 3:52 PM to order! Sno-Ice, please take a pastebin.
Sno-Ice: What's a pastebin?
Tuskan: ...No clue.
The snowmen blab about unimportant things for about a half hour, when Slick comes in with a pressing issue.
Slick: Boss, there's some weird army preparing to nuke Shops Island!
Tuskan: And I should care why?
Slick: A penguin named Chill57181 lives there, and his younger brother is Chilly8791. We can take this opportunity to capture one of our most wanted enemies!
Tuskan: You heard him, men! TO SHOPS ISLAND!
Scrap: Ooh yah, pardon my suggestion, but um... won't we melt if we get too close to the tropics? Yah?
Tuskan: Good point, Scrap. Operation: Dominate is on hold until further notice! Meeting is adjourned.
The Syndicate leaves while Tuskan wanders off into the neverending blizzard, to the depths of the wilderness.
June 28th, 2013, Chill's Igloo
It was dinnertime at Chill's Igloo. He invited his best friends over, Mario Rk, LMGT, Bro, and Penquino for a pizza party.
LMGT: Pizza!!! FOOOOOOOOOOD!
LMGT runs over and flattens Chill's other friends and smashes through the door. The others stumble in after being unflattened.
