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- NOT to be confused with the Castillan Inquisition that occured during the Middle Ages, when the Castillans tried to get rid of all the High Penguins on the island.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE ANTARCTICAN INQUISITION!
|Location||In the area surrounding the CPW, searching for that secret Un-CP entrance.|
|Job||Arbitrary arrest and detention|
The Inquisition, also known as "Mockery's Worst Nightmare", the Antarctica Inquisition, the TurtleShroom Inquisition, and the Army of Decency, is a group of penguins who imprison, punish, and torture anyone who practices the Dark Arts Known as "low comedy".
This include swearing, harsh mockery, rude farce, immature humor, off-color humor, cliched jokes about reproduction, flatulence, or other items deemed "unholy" by the leaders of the Inquisition. Editing the Unnderground Clubb Phengin Weekee is the biggest crime, though.
The Inquisition was formed on December 14th, 2007, by the famous Inquisitor, who was getting really tired of making fun of things. He and a band of several others united with the intention of purging the land of Un-CP and other nasty filth.
For a while, they were not very successful, but as time went on, more were drawn to the cause. Still, they were outnumbered by the Un-CP goons. They didn't have the weapons, the numbers, or the powers to crush such unholy behavior; that is, until a certain moralistic dictator funded them with most of his wealth, and, through the power of favors and bribes, secured for them large black helicopters, black vans, weaponry, and dungeons.
TurtleShroom (penguin) had, for his lifetime, campaigned for the purging of the Un-CP from Antarctica. In fact, during his regime, he managed to criminalize editing that blackboard, driving them all underground, where they continued to edit illegally. Of course, things that are persecuted become stronger.
The Inquisition was bought out by Holyberden (they're a subsidiary) in 2009, and was backed later by various friends in high places. They continue to seek out and persecute Un-CP goons to this day. Nobody expects them.
Amongst their diverse weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical obsession with getting rid of the Un-CP, nice red uniforms... -oh drat! They're plagiarizing!
- The Inquisitor: Founder and current leader of the Inquisition, he wants to purge all filth from Club Penguin, and hopefully Antarctica.
- TurtleShroom TS is serving with the Inquisitor, but it is mostly a placeholder position for his donations given to the Inquisition. TurtleShroom refuses to take money from the Inquisition, so it's not a job.
- They get minor funds from the HunEmpire.
- They never got an UCPW editor to quit. Ever.