The Inquisition

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NOT to be confused with the Castillan Inquisition that occured during the Middle Ages, when the Castillans tried to get rid of all the High Penguins on the island.
The Inquisition
Name The Inquisition
Type Inquisition
Location In the area surrounding the CPW, searching for that secret Un-CP entrance.
Head The Inquisitor
Job Arbitrary arrest and detention

The Inquisition, also known as "Mockery's Worst Nightmare", the Antarctica Inquisition, the TurtleShroom Inquisition, and the Army of Decency, is a group of penguins who imprison, punish, and torture anyone who practices the Dark Arts Known as "low comedy".

This include swearing, harsh mockery, rude farce, immature humor, off-color humor, cliched jokes about reproduction, flatulence, or other items deemed "unholy" by the leaders of the Inquisition. Editing the Unnderground Clubb Phengin Weekee is the biggest crime, though.


The Inquisition was formed on December 14th, 2007, by the famous Inquisitor, who was getting really tired of making fun of things. He and a band of several others united with the intention of purging the land of Un-CP and other nasty filth.

For a while, they were not very successful, but as time went on, more were drawn to the cause. Still, they were outnumbered by the Un-CP goons. They didn't have the weapons, the numbers, or the powers to crush such unholy behavior; that is, until a certain moralistic dictator funded them with most of his wealth, and, through the power of favors and bribes, secured for them large black helicopters, black vans, weaponry, and dungeons.

TurtleShroom (penguin) had, for his lifetime, campaigned for the purging of the Un-CP from Antarctica. In fact, during his regime, he managed to criminalize editing that blackboard, driving them all underground, where they continued to edit illegally. Of course, things that are persecuted become stronger.

The Inquisition was bought out by Holyberden (they're a subsidiary) in 2009, and was backed later by various friends in high places. They continue to seek out and persecute Un-CP goons to this day. Nobody expects them.


Amongst their diverse weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical obsession with getting rid of the Un-CP, nice red uniforms... -oh drat! They're plagiarizing!


  • The Inquisitor: Founder and current leader of the Inquisition, he wants to purge all filth from Club Penguin, and hopefully Antarctica.
  • TurtleShroom TS is serving with the Inquisitor, but it is mostly a placeholder position for his donations given to the Inquisition. TurtleShroom refuses to take money from the Inquisition, so it's not a job.


  • They get minor funds from the HunEmpire.
  • They never got an UCPW editor to quit. Ever.

See Also[edit]

Armies, Militias, Vigilantes, Terrorists and Agencies
Government Sponsored Organizations: ModeratorsPSACNICMetal ForcePenguin Police TroopAntarctic Investigation AuthorityTerrain Spy UnionElite Penguin ForceLeague of Super PenguinsThe Royal Army of SnowzerlandThe Royal Army of WafflelandSnoss Secret ServiceNational Reconnaissance of RuscaMilitary of the Culldrome Isles (CSIA)Shops Intelligence AgencyEd Island MilitaryAcadian Defense Forces (ASF)Acadia Police ForceClub Penguin Fire DepartmentClub Penguin Police DepartmentNational Bureau of InvestigationSnow Jose Police Department
Good Armies: Army of Club PenguinRebel Penguin FederationIce WarriorsThe Mountain SpartansSparkaTAGPFrosian WarriorsFlywish's ArmyBattering RamsCP BlackHawksAnti-Mwa Mwa Penguin ArmyPurple RepublicNacho Army of Club PenguinFish WarriorsJedi
Evil Armies: Pen Chi NinjasBlizzard RangersFreesh armyDarktan's ArmyChicks Against Nocturnal SleepMectrixctic's ArmySTINCNeo-NaughtzeeTime AgencyNightmare's ArmyAir MafiasLiberated Workers Front of Jing JongsBrohailian ArmyPorcyal Order
Terrorists and Vigilantes: Puffalian Liberation MovementNexonan Nationalist MovementLittle PenlandNautical Trolling SocietyTaliBEANRed East Pengolian TerroristsWalrus Crime RingThe InquisitionArchet RangersLegion of Extremely Evil Polar BearsMecha Goons (Leader)Snoss Liberation FrontThe Libby Leigon (defunct)Department of Security
Mafias, Organized Crime, and Syndicates: Underground PWN MafiaMetro Dark GangTeam SpaceshipTeam StealemPapa TremezzoUnderground Mafia ArmyEvilositian ArmySnowman SyndicateInternational SyndicateS.H.A.R.K.The Evil SomethingPUFFLE