The Tale of Bay Bee 052

This tale has been told! It's done!

This is a story about a penguin captured and made to become a Mwa Mwa Penguin by force.

Prologue: Surrounded

It had all started by vandalizing this strange facility that was a good ways into the woods, behind the Pet Shop. My buddies had told me that it was producing these freaks called Mwa Mwa Penguins. Of course I had heard of them; they are all over the news. The freakish little buggers swarming areas and stalking random Penguins, claiming they are their "Wammies" or "Duh Duhs".

It struck me odd that the little creeps would be in the Pet Shop. Having spotted me spraypainting the building, penguins in uniforms rushed out, armed with snowball launchers. One of my friends muttered "Showdown", and the fight started. I was always a great snowball warrior, and managed to hold my own agains the strange penguins, even with their weapons. It was an amazingly even fight until they grabbed me, and threw me into a room.

I blacked out.

Chapter 1: The strange hospital

I woke up in a creepy sort of room, with a bed, a picture of a Mwa Mwa, and a large, locked iron door. I saw a platter with delicious looking foods on it, but I urged myself not to eat, it was probably poisoned or laced with "yucky juice": an item that was said to turn people into Bay Bees.

About an hour later, some uniformed penguins took me gently to a room and strapped me to an operating table. I felt an odd sensation, as if I was surrounded by evil, and I looked around, I found thousands of oddly dressed penguins caged up, and they all were acting the same way, flapping around their wigs, whining, adjusting their earmuffs, an many other things.

I could hear a hushed and terrifying voice across the room, which sent shivers down my spine.

"Is he ready?, because she BETTER be ready, you don't want to be deleted, do you?"

Then the voices of two terrified penguins replied...

"Yes sir. Sorry sir. she is in the room and disarmed."

I instantly realized "she" was me, and a wave of terrible fear struck me.

"What are they going to do to me?!"

There was no answer, spare a dark smirk.

"Oh please no, don't make me one of them!!", I cried, but that just made them laugh.

"You won't feel a thing."

I was then jabbed with a needle, and my vision blurred.

"No…", I tried to scream. passed out before I could open my beak.

Chapter 2: Where am I and what am I doing?

I didn't remember anything, and I had a splitting headache.

I felt like pudding, when I tried to get up, my flippers and feet had little or no stability, so I fell to a hard rocky floor. I saw a giant candy cane, which I used to support myself, and I looked around to see I was in a cramped enclosure with a group of other Penguins, who seemed to not notice I was here.

"They all must think I'm normal," I thought, "-but they look like freaks!"

I felt on my body to find my clothes to be fuzzy and squishy, unlike the ragged T-Shirt I had been wearing just a little while ago, and they felt abnormally good. Was I the only one perturbed by the fact that I was dressed in a pink baby suit? Apparently so.

"What did I do to deserve this?" I tried to say, but it came out as "Wuh I do to de-suh-cuh 'tis?"

I had to resist the strange urge to cry after I realized what happened to my voice. It was broken and higher, just like... one of them.

The rest of the penguins in the room gawked at me with curious looks on their faces. Then I collapsed, the candy cane had fell out from under me, and I inspected to see that another penguin had effectively bit the bottom half of it off.

I couldn't think of any better thing to do then to yell at the little freak for eating my walking cane, but I remembered that I could no longer speak regularly, and that yelling could easily make me curse in their language. I began to cry.

Chapter 3: The "Training"

The day proceeded as if I was a caged puffle.

I was fed twice, and the meal was crackers that vaguely resembled Puffle O's in taste. (I had eaten them before out of a dare, they were spicy and meaty.)

There was also some gruel-like substance that tasted like liquefied cookie. They let us out for "pway twime" as one of my fellow penguins called it, and I immediately searched for an exit.

A uniformed penguin stopped me, and asked me where I was going, when I said, "Lweaving", he laughed and put me back with the others.

Thankfully, my timing and ability to tell when others are watching are a few of my best talents. I got past the guards easy peasy, and was treated to the Pet Shop.

"Fwinally, I in fwamiliar pwace!!" I miraculously managed to say. Too loud.

"TRACY!!!" a guard said, and put me back with the others.

This time, it was a different place and group. They were watching a movie that was explaining the "greatness" of Mwa Mwas and how they must obey the guards to their every command. These were obviously the deviants and newbies of the group, including me. Then the guards turned off the projector and called us by our names.

"Mavel I!"

"Trisha K!"

"Jake Z!"

There were a bunch of other names that I don't need to mention, until mine was called.

"And finally Tracy V!"

"Mwe?", I said weakly.

"WHO ELSE!", was the response from the guards.

They brought me to a room marked "Deviants, Half Mwa Mwas, and the Literate". I figured that I would fall Into all three of the categories.

Chapter 4: Making some friends.

After that, a penguin said to me, "drink this", and not thinking, I did. After that, I felt a tingling sensation in my tongue, and I could talk again!

"THANK YOU!" I yelled, and hugged the penguin tightly.

"O... Kay? he said, and I read something on his collar. It read "Rebel".

"'Rebel?' Did you-"

I got cut off.

"I escaped, and came back to rescue others. It was the biggest mistake I ever made."

"Well, at least you aren't in a bloody babysuit!", said another penguin.

"My family was captured by these creeps. Oh, by the way, I'm CreamToffee. Hello!" said the male penguin who had given me the potion.

"I'm Wappy Dappy", said the one who remarked on "CreamToffee"'s lack of babysuit.

Dinner came, and it was delivered by a non uniformed employee. It was real food, and I was delighted, It was Antarctican Screenhog chops, fish, and crab cakes. I was happy... for now.

Chapter 5: The Escape Plan

The nights went fast, unlike anything before. I was very delighted to be in a group of presumably intelligent penguins.

But one night, CreamToffee woke me up right as I got to bed.

"Pack up, we're goin' home."

"But we can't... leave! the security is way too thick!"

"Obviously you didn't try", Came another voice, much more high pitched, but friendly nonetheless.

Then a girl penguin came out of the shadows with a GPS-looking-thing.

"If we move fast and don't stop, we will be fast enough to bypass automated security", She said with her still somewhat Mwa Mwaish voice.

She then showed me the screen of what I know recognized as reconstructed EPF technology, probably pilfered from the guards.

The screen was full of what seemed like mathematical gibberish to me. either these penguins are much older than me or I missed something BIG in math class.

"You shouldn't really even recognize words, that's why you're here, those who shouldn't need Nummy Cakes cakes to regain intelligence and sanity."

"Nummy Cakes?"

"Hard to explain."

"Stop yer yammerin' and let's get the heck outta here!", Cried Wappy Dappy.

Chapter 6: The Escape

I was told to change into a black jumpsuit, as it would not pick up on most security cameras.

"Better then a scarf and earmuffs", I said.

"You're right, now put it on and GO!"

Then out of the blue, everyone dashed out the door. but thanks to the suits, we were near invisible.

When we reached the pet shop, I saw something terrifying that was never in ads.

Millions and millions of Bay Bees, dressed in cutesy-looking garb as if they were supposed to be attracting parents.

Dumb-looking penguins talking to clerks on how to 'adopt' one.

Puffles cowering in corners.

Dead-looking Puffles strewn across the floor as if the Mwa Mwas were using them as bouncy balls.

I gasped and stopped short, "The BEASTS!" I screamed. And that gave me thousands of rude looks from them.

"Shut Up!", said CreamToffee.

We had made it far into the safe zone, and we stopped, the facility looked like just a mess of lit windows now.

"How do they get away with that?!", I cried.

"I guess the folks that arrest them have been captured by now.", Dappy said.

I knew that.

Chapter 7: Gaining Allies

We made it back to my house, and explained to my mom, who was worried sick.

I guess she missed me too much to take me to a therapist.

We were very tired, so we decided to go to sleep by now.

In the morning, I remembered the pet shop and it's horrors, and I had to put a stop to this.

"Breakfast's Ready!", Yelled my mom. That woke up the rest of my comrades.

Over breakfast, we discussed various things about Mwa Mwas and whatnot, and this made no sense to my mom, who finally dismissed, and went to watch some TV.

"I was thinking", I said aloud, "Can't we stop them?"

"I suppose so, but we'd need more than 5 penguins.", Said the girl with the EPF gear.

"What about that piffle Mabel" Said a green penguin with a propeller cap and a hoodie.

"You're right, she hates Bay Bees more than all of us combined."

So we headed to mabel's dwelling, and Creamtoffee briefly told the green penguin to shut up and stay behind.

"SO YOU'RE ASKING ME TO SIDE WITH YOU?!?!", Cried the Purple Puffle.

"ΔΩϠ‽҂Ӷ۝=∏℗ЙӜिআஇண⊛⎳⎲⏎␀①⑫☎☸☈♔♕♖♗♘♙♚♟♨♨♨⌚✆✉✍❀﷼＊ￅ" BAY BEES!!!!!!, Mabel screamed, which pretty much busted my poor Mwa Mwa Ears.

Then she started to scream, again, and CreamToffee signaled to leave.

"That was, a failure." I said, listening to the Incomprehensible symbol scream coming from the house we had just left.

"Try again tomorrow with someone else?", Wappy said, covering his ears.

"Yeah."

Chapter 8: Turning Back & Trying again

The next morning I was awoken by a strange feeling, like I was growing, and I realized I no longer fit on the makeshift baby bed I had made.

"AAAAGH! I'M TURNING BACK!" I screamed.

"And that isn't a bleeding good thing?!", Cried Dappy, who was awoken and angry.

"Gawsh! I feel weird too!", Blabbered the green penguin, Then he grew three feet taller and a lot smarter.

"What the heck? where have I been?", He said, with a drastic change in personality and voice.

"You've been a Mwa Mwa! You don't remember?!", I yelped, in pain from the sudden growth.

"What in Owcatraz is a Mwa Mwa?!", He retaliated.

"My gosh you are hopeless", now let's get you out of those baby clothes!"

An hour later we stopped growing (taller, at least) and recovered from the initial shock of it all.

"Huungry....", I moaned, and then got out a large Yum tart, put it in the toaster, and then asked; "You think they will believe us now that we don't look like a pair of chicks?"

"That is a good idea, more people will believe us when we look like teen penguins", Said CreamToffee.

So about 30 minutes later, we found a bunch of people who hate Mwa Mwas with a fiery passion, and were ready to fight.

We went door to door and gathered a huge troop of 100 penguins in a few hours.

We now had a formidable army!

Chapter 9: First strike.

This was it. Time for revenge!

"Ready?!", Dappy cried, ready to signal the snowball artillery in front of us.

"Blow a hole in 'em!!" I cried, and huge hunks of ice crashed into the side of the building, sending a wall crashing down.

Thousands an thousands of alien sounding cries (WAAAH!) rung through the air, and men in uniforms swarmed out like angered bees.

We were surrounded.

Again.

Then thousands of puffles came out of nowhere. I wouldn't have thought the little guys would be so tough, but they practically ate the employees of the building alive, bouncing on them and biting them.

Soon enough, the men fell back, and we chased them deep into the building. Then we walked in, I spied a sign that said PRODUCTION AND MWA MWA CREATION ROOM--STAY OUT!

And I went in to find thousands of bizzare contraption whirring and pumping out unconscious penguins into a jelly like liquid that they were drinking loads of until they shrunk into fat chick lookalikes.

"Ick!", Cried a penguin.

"YUCKY JUICE!" Creamtoffee yelped, an then lit a lighter and set the entire vat on fire, until nothing was left but an intoxicating smell.

Then out of the blue, a uniformed employee grabbed me and forced the substance down my throat, until I shrunk.

BZZZZT! then a huge electric pulse struck him until he fell to the floor. But I was already well into a bay bee.\

Chapter 10: There and Back Again

My gosh, I did not miss being a Bay Bee. My puddingy legs did not hold me up and I was unable to talk again.

"Hwelp! Hwelp!" I cried as all the sudden we were ambushed by the employees, and quickly captured.

They bashed me on the head, and I blacked out, I woke up in a cell with concrete floors, and a huge iron door with a feeding slot.

I realized I was no longer a Bay Bee, apparently some people have some mercy.

There was a torn up bench on the side, with a penguin with a paint marker scribbling on the clothy sides of the cell.

WiTTle MiSs CP sHoUlD

nOt WaStE hEr tImE

dElEtE hEr dElEtE HeR.

"Uhh, hello?", I called out to him, but I got no response.

I went over and tapped on him, to find he was covered in indescribable gibberish written long ago.

He hissed and flailed his arms at me, and attempted to bite off my clothing for food.

"Hungry?" I questioned, He nodded.

They didn't pilfer my items this time and I still had an uneaten chocolate bar, which I threw to him, keeping my distance.

He practically tore it up and gulped the entire thing down in two seconds.

"tHeY dOnT fEEd uS hErE", he said in a creepy, fluctuating voice.

"They have a slot for it", I said.

"tHeY hAvE pLeNtY oF tHings ThEy dOnT UsE."

I checked my bag, of all things, I had O Berries and hot sauce. I watched the PSA movie, and decided to use it. I generously poured it on the berry and lit it on fire, then chucked it at the door.

"BOOM!" the door had practically melted.

"Wanna leave?" I asked, he nodded.

Chapter 11: KABOOM!

We quickly escaped, the "Extra Security" halls were pretty much empty.

My ex-cellmate seemed to grow increasingly familiar. He looked like--

"tRaCy? CoUlD thAT bE yOU?", He called.

"Noah? is that you?", It was my friend, that I had spray painted the building with that one fateful night.

I hugged him, and then I took a Vocal Cola out of my bag and gave it to him.

"Thanks, how did you get in here?", he said, his voice restored.

"Long story."

We proceeded to a room filled with Bay Bees, and Something, something big, something evil on a screen, It looked just like a penguin, but it was made out of green, evil fire.

"ALL BAY BEES, YOU MUST EXTERMINATE THIS "TRACY" PENGUIN. IF YOU DO NOT, YOU WILL BE DELETED!", it blared over the speaker.

"NOT TODAY!" Cried another familiar voice. CreamToffee, across the room with a battalion of puffles. The creatures charged and leaped on top of bay bee heads, causing mass panic across the room.

"Tracy! run!!" CreamToffee cried, and then out of nowhere, he chucked a huge O Bomb at the center of the room.

He led us to an escape copter out on the Pway Woom. I got on, and so did the rest of my Anti Bay Bee army, and the puffles too.

The place exploded.

Bits of the destroyed facility struck the copter like meteors, and eventually, knocked half of the thing off. Me included.

Aaaah!

No!

Then the blaze of the explosion engulfed me, and I whited out in fear.

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Epilogue

I survived it, miraculously enough. My luck has always been a talent of mine, even in these kinds of situations. I took a nummy cake vaccine that prevented me from ever becoming one of them again, (though I did get a large sum of coins from suing the corporation). As for my friends, not all of them were so lucky. Wappy Dappy, Gamma (The green penguin), and Noah perished that day.

I will never forget them.

THE END