The story of Penguinpuff eating some OxiPie

This tale has been told! It's done!

This is the story of Penguinpuffdude eating a single OxiPie.

Chapter 1/Un/One - The shop

One hot, dry Sunday, Penguinpuffdude felt very hungry and was interesting in checking the fridge. She did, but there was nothing but a little cup of tap water and a spider. She gathered her coins, purse and bag and went to the shop. When she entered, a sale was seen in front of her eyes, a sale of OxiPie. She had never heard tale of Oxipie, so she bought 2, along with some cooking goods and went home.

Chapter 2/Deux/Two - Preparing the meal

Once home, she handed the pie to her dad Enipuff and asked him to hold it while she prepared the table. She got the knives and forks, a set for her, a set for her mum and a set for Enipuff. She got all the handkerchiefs, one for her, one for her mum and one for Enipuff. She got a glass of water for everybody too, and she got all the plates ready. I think I am going on a bit but who cares. Four plates - one for the pie itself, and three for Penguinpuffdude, her mum and Enipuff. Penguinpuffdude said - "Bring in the PIE" Enipuff brought in the pie and they all prepared for the meal. Little did they know a camera was watching them.

Chapter 3/Trois/Three - Eating (and experiencing) the OxiPie

They all sat on their seats, and they cut slices for each of them. Penguinpuffdude ate hers and her tummy made a strange noise. Her mum was nowhere to be seen, although strange noises were in the toilet. Enipuff ran to the "extra toilet" in his room. A camera caught all of that (as well as heard) and the video was sent to the guy in charge of the CTTV. Aha, this should be fun to post on PengTube... He did under the name of HILARIOUS! Watch family with their puffle eat some OxiPie!.

Chapter 4/Quarter/Four - The discovery

One or two days later when Penguinpuffdude's tummy was better, she walked past a electronics shop and saw a group of penguins laughing at the screen. HA HA HA!!!! WATCH THAT PUFFLE GO!. She walked toward a screen and saw... HER FAMILY EXPERIENCING OXIPIE!!! HOW OUTRAGOUS!!! HOW TERRIBLE!!! ECTOPLASMS! PIRATE! VULTURE! BASHI-BAZOUK! JELLIED-EEL! DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS!!!! ahem We have to take down the video, no matter how famous it is! She walked past, and on the windows of another shop, saw a poll for the top 3 funniest and popular videos on PengTube... THE OXIPIE VIDEO WAS AT THE TOP!!! OUTRAGOUS! She found out the uploader and got the police to arrest him. Never again will the Penguinpuffdudes eat a pie. Ever!

THE END