Two Slapping Penguins
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This article is about a penguin who is quite odd, born from a egg that fell off a cliff or not. If you don't like odd penguins, stop reading NOW. |
| Two Slapping Penguins (common name) | |
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 (left to right - Henry "long" Slappy, Hannah "stubby" Weegee) The Two Slapping Penguins in the only known picture of them in their young days (what was that awkward sentence???) | |
| Born |
(left to right - Henry Nicholas Slappy, Hannah Strong Weegee) Birth Place Unknown |
| Died | Died in the year 2050, month 9, day 21 when they were both 49. |
| Cause of death | Maybe too much slapping and ice? |
| Body discovered | Very cold pond with holes in it |
| Resting place | UnitedTerra |
| Residence | Their famous cold pond |
| Occupation | Slapping each other |
| Years active | Ever since they found their cold pond |
| Notable works | A large hole they made in their cold pond. |
| Known for | Constantly slapping each other into their cold pond |
| Title | Slapsticks |
| Successor | Slapsty the I |
| Children | Slapsty the I |
The Two Slapping Penguins are two strange penguin who constantly slap each other. They are 15 and they say that they have been slapping each other since they were very young.
They have won no award, as they are only interested in slapping themselves in the ice. They are just young teenage penguins and, without knowing it, created a sort of embassy for slapping penguins. They aren't very popular and, rumors say, that they were sucked from another universe and came here by accident.
In total, they slapped (by accident) 20 penguins who were walking past their pond, without knowing it was theirs. This has made many penguins annoyed and even angry, so they decided to report this to the EPF. They are in the section "Lesser Wanted".
Their Early Days[edit]
Henry and Hannah were born on the same hour and same day, which is a coincidence, don't you think? (penguins hear the Fourth Wall collapsing in the distance) Ok, ok, anyway, they were both born in a blizzard, and just before that, their eggs rolled away in the snow and hit a little pebble. Their parents were worried, but when the little chick was safe, they thought everything was fine. They lived a perfectly normal life, at their primary school, making new friends.
But suddenly, one day, when they were both 10 and Hannah was walking along minding her own business, Henry slapped Hannah into an icy pond!
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The Position of Slapping Penguins, as held by Two Slapping Penguins ???-2050.
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Succeeded by Slapsty the I 
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