UNews

This is a product of the Un-CP. For the actual Un-CP, see Un-CP.

UNews is a tabloid group that publishes newspapers, a magazine, runs a few radio stations, and one television network. The Unews programmes are considered unreliable by most people and even deemed "unholy" by some. It has been banned in some mega-conservative areas, while it is popular in places like Polaris, Gemini, Freezeland, and most of the USA. The company is based in the area around the Unnderground Clubb Phengin Weekee.

Services

• UNewsPaper - published every Tuesday, this tabloid circulates all throughout Antarctica. It claimes that it "publishes the truth" and promises to publish the stories the other newspapers won't tell.

• UNewsChannel - Airing mainly in Polaris, Freezeland, and South Pole City, this station airs 12 hours of news a day, mainly nonsense and conspiracies.

• UNMonthly - a tabloid magazine that circulates throughout the USA. Celebrity gossip and lies.

• UNRadio - There are UNRadio stations in every state of the USA, two in Freezeland, and six in countries abroad.

Notable Headlines

• Cadence Secretly Dating Rockhopper -UNMonthly

• Rockhopper: Pirating Movies? - UNewsPaper

• Snow Storm Below Ternville; Residents Falling Through Clouds -UNewsChannel

• Uprising of Dorkuguese Almost Sparks Civil War - UNewsChannel

• Sapie Brothers; Why Are They So Tall? And Why Do They Get Names So Confused? - UNMonthly

• Richter Scale 7.2 Earthquake Hits Frostborough; Aid Needed -UNRadio

• Mattress Village Threatens Polaris With War; Polaris Says War Is For Conservative Naughtzee -UNewsPaper

• Is Man Myth? An Investigation Into The Human Race - UNRadio

• Fallout: TurtleShroom and Cream Soda - UNMonthly

• Liber Jones is Still Alive, Says Polaris - UNewsPaper

• The Inquisition: Why It's Evil - UNRadio

Credibility

There has been much fuss over UNews Group's credibility. UNews Group refuses to provide sources when confronted. This has lead to UNews being classified as "not a real news company". In fact, it is considered satirical in Freezeland and a tabloid in the USA.

Trivia

• Rumour has it that The Leader funds this company and a large piece of equity in it; it is uncomfirmed as of now.

The History of Newspapers in the USA

Olden Times (-1935):	Antarctic Times WILLIAM OL' TIMES (1913-1917) • Whoot sagt, was geht in Druck! (Propaganda) (1913-1917) Antarctic Times
Olde Antarctica (1935-1993):	Newspapers of Olde Antarctica (nationalized) • Free Press of Antarctica • Free Freezelandian Press
Colonial Antarctica and Aftermath (1993-2005):	Daily Colonial (1990 - 1995) - Loyalist Press (1995 - 1999) Free Press of Antarctica (1991 - 1993) - Revolution Press (1993 - 1999) - Antarctican Gazette (1999 - 2005)
New Antarctica (2010 - ?):	Herbert's Sexy Newspaper (Nov. 2012 - Dec. 2012) • Snowinian Times (Feb. 2013 - ?)
Current (2005-):	Club Penguin Times • Antarctican Gazette • UNews • La Tierra (Spanish) • The Margate Times
Newspaper writers and influential people:	Aunt Arctic's Family, Aunt Arctic