User:CreamLiberty

Did you know that eating salt can give walruses kidney failure? I didn't either! THIS USER IS A CREAMLIBERTY CreamLiberty is a Slav! That means they come from or is a descendant of a Slavic country. CreamLiberty [[|250px]] You cannot photograph him, your camera will break, jam, or be out of film Profile Title That hermit that lives in the sewers around Fisherman's Wharf Race indeterminate. Faction Unknown, has been seen with numerous dead rabbits and alligators, however. Health 6554/9001 Status Telling your kids stories about the time he lost a certain organ. Location In his sodden, floating cardboard box. Birth date Currently Unknown Occupation Cow-Orker Interests Making things out of slime and old tin cans Friends A dead squirrel Enemies The Surface Dwellers Archetype Hobo with a Working Internet Connection Hey there. I have no block of text to show you yet, bear with me and take this incredibly true trivia instead. 1: Did you know that if you stare at a meatloaf for a long time, you'll have wasted a lot of time? 2: Did you know that you can tell the future with ground beef? If you eat it without cooking or refrigerating it properly, you'll become very very sick! 3: Did you know that putting heavy stuff on a glass bottle will break the bottle? 4: Did you know that [ERROR: POINTLESS_TRIVIA32.txt Missing or corrupted! The virus is eatin' the system man!] 5: Did you know that this whole trivia is not a lie, but the cake is? Anyways, I'm a sort of person who wanders this wiki, searching for gold and strips of bacon, and then gives them to hungry, poor, stuffed bears at the toy shop. But, as you imagine, that has gotten me expelled from the toy shop frequently, because, and I have to agree, feeding the teddy bears bacon does look a bit loony, but it's a great cause! Mudkipz Actuallly, I was not involved with the great mudkip crisis of '99. That was, in fact, done by my evil half cousin's brother's friend's girlfriend's dad's co-worker's roommate's personal hero, Rick Astley. You see, Rick's songs were being patronized across the internet, and sales were plummeting. Nobody liked the rich, deep voice of Mr. Astley, which sounded like Hot Chocolate was being forced through your ear at high speeds, because he was featured in too many trolling copy-pasters and misguiding videos worldwide. Rick's manager gave him a Mudkipalyzer 3000 and told him to aim it at the internet, which shot a ray that caused the internet to flood with Mudkipz, leaving only Rick's music to keep away from the Mudkip onslaught. However, this didn't work, and as soon as Astley was caught he was apprehended by bewildered, but angry cops. Disney I think of disney as not evil, but Chaotic Neutral. They don't ruin otherwise-adequate MMOs malevolently, but because of their constant pressure to pump more updates out faster. Things I have made The Tale of Bay Bee 052 My prized story! Wittle Miss CP Wittle Angel CreamToffee Could be considered me, but more my story alter ego. CreamToffee's Travels That was terrible. The Puffle Resistance I abandoned it because of school and changing interests Poofle Another terrible thing I made a long time ago and abandoned Mwa Mwa Removal Things I have helped with Private Eastshield Made his item inventory, with my vast TF2 knowledge Club Penguin I remember fixing a LOT of redlinks here Puffle Pumpkins I taxonomized. And all the various other things I made minor edits to, but I failed to list