User:Gravity Falls Fan

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Hello! I am Gravity Falls Fan, and I like... the obvious, as well as Skylanders, Terraria, Scribblenauts Plants Vs. Zombies, Tomodachi Life, Spore, SpongeBob, and Mixels. I also liked Club Penguin and I like CPPS.me, both of which is why I joined this wiki.

Hall of Quotes[edit]

  • "Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, by!!"- Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
  • "This is going to be a terrible night" - (Terraria)
  • "Nee ye he he, nee ye he he" - Trigger Happy (Skylanders)

Spore[edit]

I am ZombieDude04 on Spore and I have made a couple hundred creations.

"http://www.spore.com/flash/csa_widget.swf?userid=501032476988&username=ZombieDude04&host=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spore.com%2Fview%2Fuser-thumbnail"http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"

If you install flash player, you can look at my creations. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Latelish Adversary[edit]

The Latelish Adversary is a story written by Gravity Falls Fan (talk) 02:21, 17 May 2016 (UTC) about Castilian's bombing. The story is told by a transcript: it contains major plot details, if we could have the TV Tropes "Spoilers" thing, I would use it for this.

The Next Following Stuff Contains Spoilers[edit]

If you do not want any spoilers, you can leave now because this text is blocking the rest of what you can see. I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's world If you wanna break free you better listen to me You got to learn how to see in your fantasy

I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's world If you wanna break free you better listen to me You got to learn how to see in your fantasy

Everybody's talkin' something very shockin' just to Keep on blockin' what they're feelin' inside But listen to me brother, you just keep on walkin' 'cause You and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide

Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man Tell me 'bout the colour of your soul If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution Then I don't want to hear your stories told I want to welcome you to Scatman's world

I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's world If you wanna break free you better listen to me You got to learn how to see in your fantasy

Everyone's born to compete as he chooses But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses I sit and see and wonder what it's like to be in touch No wonder all my brothers and my sisters need a crutch

I want to be a human being not a human doing I couldn't keep that pace up if I tried The source of my intention really isn't crime prevention My intention is prevention of the lie, yeah Welcome to the Scatman's world

I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's world If you wanna break free you better listen to me You got to learn how to see in your fantasy

I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's world If you wanna break free you better listen to me You got to learn how to see in your fantasy Listen to me

I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's world If you wanna break free you better listen to me You got to learn how to see in your fantasy

Transcript[edit]

Smuggler Five: Hey, Christie, I am well aware of the conflict we are facing.

  • Letters go over the screen like Star Wars*

Letters (read by Smuggler Five): There has been a disturbance in the force. The farce. The shorts. Epic fail.

  • Nuclear Explosion covers the screen*

Letters (read by Smuggler Five): Anyways, there has been an almighty disturbance at the Clothing Shop, and I have been told by the bureaucrats of SHUTTUP that many items are missing. You know who caused this? CASTILIAN.

Christina: You and that Castilian terrorist. We know of his arson on the Latelish Theater, and now you think he is the one behind some missing CLOTHING!?

Smuggler Five: I do not just think. Castilian is behind everything. He kills people, he bombs people, he burns people, he murders people, he eats chips-

Christina: It does not matter who did it, please just investigate, Five.

Smuggler Five: By the way Christie, are those glasses new?

Christina: Yeah, I got them forged by a strange man in a white coat. They are superior.

Smuggler Five: Egad, a strange man in a white coat.

Christina: By the way Five, do you know what these kernels are from?

Smuggler Five: Ugh, magical kernels?

Christina: Nope.

Smuggler Five: Cherry kernels?

Christina: Those are "pits" and what would Castilian want with pits anyways?

Smuggler Five: *eyeroll* Cornels?

Christina: Indeed, corn kernels! Castilian knows that corn kernels are traditional Latish food, and he will do anything to prove the people who say so wrong. And now we have proof that even he can not resist butter and corn!

Smuggler Five: BOOTER.

  • Scene cuts to a city. The smugglers are walking through the city with on search for the clothing shop*

Smuggler Five: City? This is place is the size of Latel! More like state, not city!

Smuggler One: Five, you go over to the Clothing Shop.

Smuggler Two: Yeah, I am going to chill bill over here.

Smuggler Five: Three and Four?

Smugglers Three and Four: AWESOME POSSUM CHOCOLATE FROSOME BOSSUM!!!!!!

Smuggler Five: You know what, I am just going to go in by myself.

  • Inside the clothes shop, Private is skate boarding down a runway.*

Private: THIS IS THE CRAPPIE FIVE!!!!

  • Private's skateboard falls off the runway and he hits his head on the surface. A massive bruise swells on his head.*

Private: Oh yeah, mind that weird lump. *Private shoves the cranial eruption down, and it sinks out of his head, leaving behind a featherless hole*. Grr! Why do I always screw things?

Smuggler Five: Do not worry Private, have a wig! *Five hands Private a wig which Private places on his head*.

Private: Thank you Five, that bump was too painful. So, like my wig? *Private does a sexy walk and gyrates his hips*.

Smuggler Five: *Whistles* So, what happened to the chair?

Private: Chair? There are sixteen chairs here.

Smuggler Five: I see fifteen.

Private: Five, I assure you there is one right behind- *Private walks away and a dent is revealed instead of the sixteenth chair* me. *sigh*

Smuggler Five: Whoever stole that chair will get the smuggling of their whole lifetime. Wonder how they will feel to be smuggled by Rodrick @#$% Diaz.

  • Smuggler Five runs up to the office of the Clothes Shop. Private is still pelvic thrusting, and a third buttock grows because of the bump.*

Smuggler Five: AND I AM TAKING THESE KERNELS, TOO!!! *Five runs back to the office and slams the door. Five spots Garry working on machinery*.

Garry: Hi Five, just working on my Oil Jack. And yes, I stole the name. So anyways, Diaz, what brings you here.

Smuggler Five: Ahem. "Five"?

Garry: Ah yes, Five! *Garry adjusts his MLG Pixel Glasses.* So, on a mission to find the many missing items?

Smuggler Five: YES! How did you know?

Garry: I know lots of things. *A parody of the Bill Cipher wheel but with Garry in the middle appears.* Lots of things.

Smuggler Five: So, do you mind if I-

Garry: Take the corn? Sure, I already had some for dinner.

Smuggler Five: BTW, how do you know all this?

Garry: Yeah, perhaps we can discuss this on our next date- er, hangout, at Stone Fire Grill.

Smuggler Five: You know my favorite order?

Garry and Smuggler Five: BABY BACK RIBS AND BREAD STICKS WITH A SUICIDAL SUICIDE SODA MIXTURE OF POP THAT DRINKING IT IS MASOCHISTIC AND WILL KILL US!

  • iPhone standard ringtone plays. Five grabs his iPhone.*

Christina: SHUTTUP agent Christie speaking- *Static sound effect plays.*

Smuggler Five: *Wilhelm Screams* Oh sorry, got scared there. Was not expecting to go static. *Five's iPhone displays cheese melting into a Bill Cipher shape.* Eh, I think Castilian just hacked my iPhone. *Tanic the Hedgehog starts playing on his iPhone.* NO!! CASTILION HACKED ME FOR SURE!!!!

  • Cuts to when Christie enters the office and finds Garry and Five mesmerized by watching Tanic the Hedgehog.*

Smuggler Five: I losed, wanna go inside and get some Berger?

Garry: But wait, Hedgehawks can't talk!

Christina: I have to bring you to HQ!

  • At the HQ, Castillian has hacked into the JARVIS bot.

Castillian: MWA HA HA!! NOW WITH THE JARVIS BOT SUPER ULTRA PC, I SHALL-----

Christina: Um, we know you are on here, now SHUTTUP.

Private: Hey Castillian, gimme back my phone!

Castillian: You have it in your pocket, remember.

Private: Oh yes, thank you Mr. Castillian.

Castillian: Well I hope I can FORCE you to thank me.

Smuggler Five: Castillian, drop the act.

Castillian: I oppose. 1. I HATE YOU!!! 2. I WILL NOT LOSE... TOO A BUNCH OF LOSERS!!!!!!

Smuggler Five: Well, everybody is a jerk except me.

  • Scene cuts to the Frosticon Settlement Nature Center.*

Smuggler Five: I know I went here back in the day. *Flashback cloud appears: inside, Smuggler Five is a child at a field trip, and notices two things sticking out of a mammal corpse.*

Smuggler Five (child): Guys, that carcass has intestines coming out of it's neck!

Everyone, including Smuggler Five (do not ask me why): THOSE ARE THE FALLOPIAN TUBES!!!!! Remember the reproductive system? *Clouds becomes absent*

Smuggler Five: Those days were the stuff. *A broadcast of Castillian shows up on the Frosticon Settlement Nature Center.* NO!!

Castillian: YOU ALL KNOW HOW CORN IS LATELISH FOOD? WELL IT IS NOT! IT IS A FEEBLE STEREOTYPE, WORTHLESS. AND NEITHER ARE SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS.

Smuggler Five: I gotta stop him!

  • Cut to the beacon. Smuggler Five is cleaning a DVD with a piece of felt.*

Smuggler Five: So, you know how we are on a beacon.

Garry: Yeah, why are you asking? Well, you know are blueprint?

Smuggler Five: Yep, #SABOTAGECASTILLIANSPERFORMANCE. Whelp, you will not believe what DVD I found! *Five shows Garry Venture: The Beauty of Fear disc.*

Garry: Oh my gosh, didn't that film have a beacon?

Smuggler Five: Yep.

Garry: And we are on a beacon?

Smuggler Five: Uh huh. By the way, I gotta leave, I got places to go and races to run. Ciao.

  • Cut to the coast. Five is filling a spray can with water.*

Smuggler Five: There we go. *Five opens his iPhone and enters a Instant Transport app, and selects HEADQUARTERS. Five ends up in the headquarters.* Check-o-roonie! *Five places the spray bottle in Garry's test machine, and opts to subzero. The H2O freezes and Five puts away the ice.* Done dirt cheap! *Five opens the app again, and selects transport back to previous. Five ends up in the beach and climbs up the beacon.* Alright, let's try this puppy! *Five puts the ice to his eye.* I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!

Garry: Stop being stupid, Five! You know your goal, and you gotta do it!

Smuggler Five: Got it! *Five uses the app to transport to the Frosticon Settlement Nature Center.* Hey, sis. *Gives a woman the ice.* Try not to break this next lens! *Smuggler Fives ejects the CD in the Player, and places in the Venture: The Beauty of Fear DVD.* Now, mute the volume. Or not. Dang it, I just love the scene when Robert Jacob uses the portal to Hell. That part is awesome. Well, since I wanna watch the movie, but do not want Castillian whining like an early child, I might as well hack into the CD player and mute Castillian, but not the movie.

Everybody Watching the Screen: Man, I love this movie!

  • Cut to the Pengy Shack. Smuggler Five is smoking a hookah while nobody behind the shack.*

Smuggler Five: Man, this Shack reminds me of Cowbrianol's Death Camp's mine from Venture: Beauty of Horror. *Five notices a trail of toy trains.* Huh, that is odd. *Five follows the toy trains and ends up in a forest. Uh oh. This is just like that Slenderman game on my PC. Man, I wish I skipped that one. *As Five explores the wheat field, he notices something.* Huh, I found and collected 8 pieces of paper. Wait, then these are like the eight pages of SLENDERMAN'S MANUSCRIPT. Oh, and a log. Robert Jacob always needs logs, so why would I not? *Fives finds a ditch* Well, going to use the board to cross it! *Five crosses the ditch by using the wood*.

  • Five finds what appears to be a Satanic Ritual.*

Smuggler Five: Ah, if I could get a ladder, I could make it up. *Fives crafts the planks into a ladder.* Ay carumba, not tall enough! *Five throws a kernel in the fire, and it causes a mini explosion, so Five throws kernels in the torches until a big enough crater forms for him to cross over. Five climbs the ladder and makes it to a cliff where Castillian and his pet Puffle, Bozo, are using a computer and laughing. Five unplugs the computer, and Castillian and Bozo glare at him.*

Castillian: So, you wanna do that then?

Smuggler Five: NO!!

  • Five wakes up and finds himself in the headquarters with a chair he is sitting on.*

Christina: Hi, Five. Go to see you are back in order.

Smuggler Five: Wassup, Christie!

Private: Five, my man!

Smuggler Five: Hey, private, nice cheeks you go there.

  • The JARVIS Bot turns on. Castillian is onscreen and speaking.*

Castillian: You seem to have escaped, Five. And did you know that ice cream is popularized by Latelishs, but is not Latelish. And a bomb is inside your headquarters and will explode in 1 day and 9 hours. *Nine gets a book from the shelf, and reads about what to do.*

Smuggler Five: Okay, I got it! *Five presses a button, and a wheel machine comes out.* Okay, this will take a while!

  • 8 hours later, Five is so irritated from how hard it is to defuse the bomb.*

Smuggler Five: SCREW THIS!!!! *Fives punches the explosive, causing the timer to drop from 1 day and 1 hour to just 1 hour. Everyone glares at Five.* Okay, so I lowered the amount of time, but I can do this!!!!

  • Fifty nine minutes later he has still not defused the missile.*

Smuggler Five: I... *yawn*.... can... *flatulence*... do...

  • A swag guy wearing cool clothes jumps out of a vent.*

Smuggler Five: *Wilhelm Scream!*

Swag: I am Swag, and I am here to rescue you all!

Smuggler Five: Wait... who are you?

Christina: Glad you could make it, now let's go!!

  • Swag helps everyone out but Five is too invested in trying to stop the bomb.*

Swag: Five? You coming?

Smuggler Five: All right, now! I could not defuse the bomb, but that is okay.

  • Just as Swag saves Five the missile explodes and destroys the entire headquarters and Georgia Stickmin Football Shop.*

Smuggler One: Ugh, so much burning and smoldering... wait! Where is Five?

Swag: I am sorry One, but Five is-

Smuggler One: DO NOT TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN!!!!!

Swag: So, Two, Three, Four, you know how the whole SHUTTUP thing went out of commission.

Smugglers One, Two, Three, and Four: Yes. Definitely. Absolutely. For sure.

Christina: Me and Swag have been working together, an since we knew that the demise of SHUTTUP, so we created a new team for you to join.

Smugglers One, Two, Three, and Four: Really?

Swag: Yes. Welcome to the MORON, penguins. You are all promoted to MORON agents.

Smugglers One, Two, Three, and Four: YAY!!! WE WANNA BE MORONS!!!!!! #WEWANNABEMORONS

Christina: Whelp, all four of you are now part of MORON!!!!!