User:Penguinpuffdude

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Penguinpuffdude
Hello, I am Penguinpuffdude. Click on the above links to learn about me, to talk to me or to look at my edits.



that moment when you misread "profit" as "poirot"
"the big four" "the big six" "the big seven" srsly tho what's with the unoriginal prefixes

Hi there; I'm Penguinpuffdude, and I've been a mostly active user since registering on 2nd September 2016. For more trivia, scroll down until you reach the section on "Me".

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WALL OF TEMPLATES![edit]

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Yep,Penguinpuffdude cheated this time...

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Polls[edit]

If you only had a girl's comic to read, would you read it?
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Would I like Silentism?
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Me[edit]

Penguinpuffdude is qualified to rate articles!
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It's magic.


TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
— My epic catchphrase; TTTTTTTTTTTHANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU for taking an interest in it! :3
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Penguinpuffdude
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'Rotating pictures! :D
Life's what you make it, guys!'
Vital statistics
User Penguinpuffdude
Gender Female
Location Somewhere...Beyond the sea...Somewhere...
Leader of Not much.
Best Known for Uh, stuff?
Wikis This wiki (I quit Shops and main)
Gotcha, Tails6000!

So, you decided to scroll down instead? Congrats on crossing the Wall of Templates, even though you probably just used the contents box-thingy to get here fast or just grabbed the scroll-bar-thing to the bottom of the page, but okay...

For a summary, just think of me as an old-fashioned (as in "I need <insert some old book title here, idk Jane Eyre or Aesop's Fables, whatever> in my life") user who likes fun, and therefore is a bit of a joker (Nifty Nifty Pop Boom's "picnic basket on wheels" element and Chesshire LOLCat's eternal pessimism, for example) and can create (in my opinion) fine running gags. Being a former rollback and arguably the most active, ask away at any question, especially if you want a template request. Just ask away. Unless it's advanced wikicode. I'm a scrub at wikicode.

"Wait", I hear you say (I can't; that's technically impossible but whatevs), "how do I even ask you?". Weeeeeeeeeeell, it's best that you don't even try calling me - or waiting - on to the IRC/webchat. I can't be bothered to go on them, so don't even try. However, I do rarely go there, about once one or four months, but the main reason is because the CAPTCHA checking-thingie is too much hassle. The fact that I live in a time-zone where it's usually night when it's day (and vice-versa) for most other users doesn't help. Overall, it's best if you use the traditional method of leaving me a message on the talk-page (as long it isn't invites to go onto the IRC/webchat asap).

Oh, and did you come to have a spice of my articles without checking them? Well done! Anyway, in case you actually decide to check them, keep in mind I don't write fancy articles about Politicians and Wizards and whatnot, but just average penguins in the street. Realist articles are my genre, as well as Humour and Parody.

I have a wiki blog, which is pretty pointless since I haven't edited it for a while now, but if you're plain nosey, check it out and comment away.

If you have found any LQAs/stubs that might be of my taste (underdogs, Pizza Parlour staff, etc.), then hand 'em over and I'll renovate them for a happy existence and be un-orphaned. The same goes with pics in Special:UnusedFiles. I'm Miss Maylie and a feminine version of Mr. Brownlow, me.

Current Siggy Sig Sig - Penguinpuffdude Spring to your feet - Spring is coming! It's time for a chat, no?

To-Do List

Timeline[edit]

Modeled off User:Twozenos124's (former) timeline

  • Early 2016
  • Whilst looking for the official Club Penguin Wiki, I stumble across this wiki. Disappointed that it wasn't the official one, I close the tab and then forget about it.
  • Some Time Later, 2016
  • I see User:Hat Pop's ad for Shops Wiki on her channel, and I decide to join.
  • September 2, 2016
  • I join the wiki network, and eventually Fanon too.
  • September 5, 2016 - December 21, 2016
  • I make a whole load of naïve, rubbish articles which I don't like, now I look back.
  • December 21, 2016
  • The bridge between these rubbish, naïve articles to the style I write in today is created - Ping-Ping.
  • December 23, 2016
  • December 25, 2016
  • The first Christmas when I'm still on the Wiki.
  • March 1, 2017
  • Promoted to rollback.
  • June, 2017
  • Featured user.
  • June 20, 2017
  • The day when there were only two edits, rip
  • September 2017
  • September 2, 2017
  • First anniversary.
  • December 5, 2017
  • I disappear; this leads to me being demoted from rollback.
  • May 30, 2018
  • I return, and begins reconstruction on Casterpenguin (now a HQA).
  • September 2, 2018
  • 2nd anniversary, that is celebrated with the wiki having a week-long server error.
  • November 9, 2018
  • November 12, 2018
  • I quit Shops Wiki.
  • December 3-9, 2018
  • Runs for admin, but fails, because I jumped too late on the bandwagon.
  • December 25, 2018
  • Second Christmas on the Wiki.
  • February, 2019
  • Featured user.
  • February, 2019 - Present
  • Active user.

My...[edit]

Article Statistics[edit]

  • My crowning glories are Casterpenguin, being my first article to get featured (:D), Robert Winston, for being a scrub the first article of mine that was declared HQA and onions fondness, and Bellarocker, because there's lotsa lotsa iodine I like Susan Walker, even though she is a bit of a Mary Sue (cooking? yes! iodine? yes! sailing? yes!).
  • I have made an unbelievable amount of parodies, but sometimes I'm too lazy to even acknowledge them (even Robert Winston and Chesshire LOLCat are parodies! Find them out!).
  • Longest article I adopted but which I wrote mostly is Ghostlia
  • My record fastest at adopting an article is approx. 1 hour, whilst adopting Grump.


My articles. Modeled off User:Wikipenguino45

Trivia[edit]

  • please excuse the cringey name, i didn't know then that i would be around for 2+ years
  • just call me PPD or something
  • In my opinion, my works are made up of 25% naïveté (especially in my, ahem, cough early articles cough), 25% "my style" (e.g. comedy with irony), 20% parody/stuff I probably borrowed from some place or another but don't remember or is even aware of it (true story) and 30% stream of consciousness taped up into chronological order.
  • For some reason I don't seem to be able to write serious things. Waiting Walter's backstory is the most serious so far, but it's jazzed up with his ridiculous means of self-defence - hurling spoons at enemies.
  • I'm a certified Tintinologist. In case you don't know what that means, I'm an expert on the Belgian comic character Tintin.
  • To you other Tintin fans/Tintinologists out there - I also enjoy the Belvision Tintin cartoons! Beat that!
  • I collect stamps! :D
  • Currently, rabbits are my passion (see Arctic Hare if you need convincing), but it's slowly tipping towards reading about sailing.
  • Please don't ask me about the basics of sailing (you: "what does 'reefing' mean??" me: "well it basically means folding the sail down i think..." you: "how can you use a jib?? what's the boom for???" me: *head explodes*), okthxbai
  • For some reason, even though I have 0% interest in reading about cooking and restaurants, I keep making penguins that have to do with the Pizza Parlour, lol rip
  • You can use my articles without permission, as long as they stay true to their characters. It's nicer if you ask first, though.
  • I am a total book fanatic. If a random bunch of Harry Potter/Hunger Games/idk fans stole a time machine and stormed my house and sent me to the future as punishment for hating that series and the future ended up like "Fahrenheit 451", then my poor books and I wouldn't last a week.
  • I really like old comics. In real life, I also read two comic series called Tintin (as mentioned before), Asterix and every now and then the Moomin comics.
  • Naturally, when I watch the episode of Agatha Christie's Poirot where they go on about Dr. Strange, I find the name usage very, very funny.
  • Sorry if you don't agree, but please don't talk to me about popular bestsellers (e.g. stuff like the Hunger Games and Harry Potter); it bores and annoys me to see them mentioned and recommended everywhere. All. The. Time. Why can't people read more Charles Dickens instead of that repetitive, wooden junk? (calm down, PPD!). I type after having read all the Harry Whatever novels and saw the first two movies of that series, and a huge sample of the first Hunger Mary-Sue (Animal Farm PWNs that ten times over) book. Note that I distorted their names to reflect my opinion.
  • If you want to talk to me about books, choose some book published by the Penguin branch (preferably a Penguin Classic) or an old comic; I like them.

Favourites[edit]

  • My favourite novel? Animal-wise, it is Watership Down, closely followed by The Life and Opinions of the Tomcat Murr.
  • My favourite comic book character is Tintin.
  • My favourite painting? That's a very difficult question, but amongst them is The Boy with Many Friends by Thomas Webster. I like how naïve the boy holding the food looks!
  • My favourite article? Reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyy difficult question, but I like the salty orphaned underdogs of the weekee because ynaut?
  • Favourite hobby? STAMP COLLECTING! :D
  • By now, I should have more than 250 stamps! Yay me!


TL;DR[edit]

  • I'm a fun-loving user who's been around since 2016! I can answer most questions, and has had experience as a rollback. Books, stamps, jokes and random facts are my passions!

Random Riddle[edit]

Note - congratulations for having enough interest to come this far! You deserve a (frankly pretty awful) riddle!

Q: Imagine the story of the tortoise and the hare, but made modern. Which would go faster - the hare on a bicycle, or the tortoise driving a train?

A: Neither. The hare's legs aren't long enough to reach the pedal, and the tortoise's forearms are too short to reach the steering wheel.