Penguinpuffdude has discovered Penstubal's secret page, but he/she cheated! >:(((
Penguinpuffdude is an Microsoft Naughtzee! And will proudly (not, 'cause I'm not a fan of him) follow Bill Gate$ in the battle against Apple!
Stupendous!!! Penguinpuffdude has found Abdul54's secret page!
Shame! Penguinpuffdude has discovered Starrypop10's Secret Page (not telling where), it is well hidden!
Penguinpuffdude found Twozenos124's secret page! They got this template too. If you find it, you will get this template! And no, I'm not telling you where it is. If you wanted to know, then TOO BAD!
Penguinpuffdude found Twozenos124's old secret page that isn't even a thing anymore! Well, technically it is, but still. They might've found it a long time ago! They got this template too. If you find it (which will be very hard since there is no link to it anymore), you will get this template! Good luck finding it!
Penguinpuffdude is a fan of Goorp the stupid penguin! If you are also one put {{Goorp Fan}} in your userpage!
Impressive! Penguinpuffdude found McDonald's Secret Page! I dunno how he/she did it! Wait... DID HE/SHE CHEAT?!!!!!! HE/SHE DID! DRAT YOU!--Mcdonalds394
Shame! Penguinpuffdude has discovered Explorer's Secret Page (not telling where), but he/she cheated!!! Drat you!
OH NOES!!! Penguinpuffdude has found Wikipenguino's Secret Page!!!! But How!? How could you!!!???
This user is a great contributor and has reached beyond 1000 edits! Amazing!
Did you know that Penguinpuffdude has been pranked by PE? Or at least discovered his prank page?
Penguinpuffdude is a British user/citizen/descendant. If you are too, put the template {{UKUser}} on your page now! Mayor mcFlapp, pass the cup of tea please...
Incredible!!!! Penguinpuffdude has discovered Konquer's Secret Court Room!!
Attention Inventors! Penguinpuffdude is an inventor... of templates. If you are too than copy and paste {{Inventor}} onto your user page
Penguinpuffdude is a Mabel hater! If you are, put this on your user page too using {{Mabelhater}}.!
Mabeldoesn't like Penguinpuffdude, so let Explorer's puffles bombard her with ROFLWaffles!
This user has found a secret page from Penguinpuffdude on the CPW!
Penguinpuffdude is a Slidur fan for his awesomeness! If you are, put this on your radical user page using {{SlidurFan}}! THE AWESOME IS HERE!!!!
Penguinpuffdude is a Wikipenguino45 fan! If you also think Wikipenguino45 is a gr8 penguin, put this on your page using {{Wikipengfan}}! NOW FEEL THE AWESOMENESS!!!
Penguinpuffdude likes Kwiksilver! If you like Kwik (like Penguinpuffdude), put this on your user page too using {{Kwiksilver Fan}}!
Penguinpuffdude passed Patrick Tea's amazing quiz. Patrick Tea has never seen someone so amazing in the history of Antarctica. This award shows Penguinpuffdude is a very clever penguin. A very smart one.. Very full of knowledge. But most important of all, very full of imagination. You imaginate this universe. You remembered it. This award means you remembered it, Penguinpuffdude. The times of Khanzem, the time of PreTerra. You remembered it. You know it. You rock at history. And good job, the sixth time again...
This user passed Rogue's quiz! This user knows a lot about the EPF! Jolly good show! This user must be recognized for they know a lot about the EPF! This user is awesome! And Rogue was kind enough, that she gave this user a template to show that he/she passed her quiz!
Penguinpuffdude completed Twozenos124's Mabel Quiz! They are a true Mabel Fan. In fact, Penguinpuffdude needs a golden trophy with Mabel's face engraved on it because they are AWESOME. If you would like to take the quiz too, go here.
This user has reached beyond 500 edits! Well done!
This user is a Penguinpuffdude fan! If you are, put this template on your character user page or user page too using the code {{PPDFan}}! NOW, SING ALONG WITH HER! I'm in the garage, with my Mabel detector...
Penguinpuffdude is an Explorer 767 fan! If you are, put this on your user page too using {{ExplorerFan}}!
Penguinpuffdude is home schooled. If you're home schooled too, add {{Home Schooled}} to your userpage.
Penguinpuffdude is a Hat Pop Fanatic! If you are, put this on your user page too using {{Hatpopfanatic}} NOW SCREAM HAT POP RULES! !
I also have a secret page, but I would rather not put the template for it here.
I know it's December (Merry Christmas! Wait, it's not Christmas? Ok then.) atm, and I like the page called Winston. Just in case you want to know why my own articles are always in construction, it's because I'm busy editing (and rescuing) wretched articles so I don't have enough time to edit then, a good example is my deserves-to-be-a-stub article Alfred. If one or more of my articles are getting too Mary Sue-ish (Living for too long, not letting other penguins have a chance to do a job, ect), please contact me on my talk page IMMEDIATELY. I already almost made Penguinpuffdude slightly Mary Sue-ish (credit to Wikipenguino45 for fixing that) and it's making me embarrassed looking at the history of it. By the way, find out more about my fanon penguin universe instead so you don't regret looking at all those templates and finding nothing is here, it's what i'm working on. BTW, BLOG!
A small amount of my articles are parodies. Foe Stummer is a parody, Pengazon is a parody of two things, Bernie is a parody, Prof. Penguinpuffdude is a parody (of MY DAD), etc.
I have a Card-Jitsu card with Fooly doing a ROFL, Clovis Hochstadt in a box and a random orange puffle smiling. COINCIDENCE! Lost it when I took it to my local co-op as a good luck charm. UGH!
I found out about the CPW Network after searching the CPW for item IDs, and joined via Shops Wiki after wondering what Hat Pop and Shark were going on about this "shops wiki". Long story about why I was looking for item IDs though...
I like the word "Lulz" for some reason.
I like to look at joke reviews on Derbazon's and Pengazon's parody site.
Lulz.
In real life, I read a comic series called Tintin and Yoko Tsuno, which is why I created the page Ping-Ping.
The theme for Ping-Ping was intended to be the theme song of the late 20th century television-adapted version of The Adventures of Tintin, but it was changed at the last minute.