User:Star kirby12/Random Story

Just something I thought I'd make. Everyone can join in. One sentence per edit, please. Don't edit again until another person edits, or unless 72 hours have passed

One day...

A bank blew up.

From the debris, a bunch of arsonists emerged.

Their next stop? A gas station.

They demanded gas and threatened with a banana.

The banana turned out to be not just a banana, but a rather large, menacing and scary-looking mini-death ray gun, complete with subatomic lasers, proton-beams, as well as complimentary cup-holders for those that bring drinks along with them to rob places.

Someone walked on the footpath and tripped on the ray gun, destroying the universe itself.

But the universe reformed itself, so everything was okay.

Eventually IGN rated the universe 10/10 for being okay.

Meanwhile,

Bananas with eyes, hands, and feet tried to take over the world.

They failed and died.

Now they were zombie bananas.

Swiss Ninja arrived with a icebullet machine gun, shooting them down.

Slender called 50 Jetpack-riding monkeys to the scene, each holding a banana on its hand.

Penstubal then swore at Swiss Ninja and got blocked for a month.

A computer came and ate all the zombie bananas, as well as, well, anything else that was mixed in the clump of undead fruit.

The computer, meanwhile, was actually not a computer, but a powerful calculator and begun calculating the mass of the universe.

And then, of course, it exploded.

Out of the explosion came one penguin-sized puffle and one hundred puffle-sized penguins.

The Reader chose to fight the hundred puffle-sized penguins as they would stand no chance.

The Reader looked like Godzilla to the hundred puffle-sized penguins.

Unfortunately the Reader's mother caught him/her overplaying on his/her computer and grounded him/her for a week.

Suddenly a pink marshmallow ate the puffle-sized penguins and turned into a penguin.

The penguin then ate a fish for no apparent reason.

Then the penguin caught X-Virus.