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Yo! I'm Bro! If you need anything, just ask me! I'm also the author of the popular FanonBall series.

Know what's good for you.

Some of my articles and stories

These are some of my best articles; ones that I'm particularly proud of. Want a list of all my articles? Go here.

  • Blue stars (High-Quality Article) represent HQAs.
  • Purple stars (Ultra-Quality Article) represent UQAs.
  • USA coat of arms (Featured Article of the Month) represent FAOTMs.
  • AU flags (Featured Article of the Year) represent FAOTYs.
  • Pencils (Story) represent non-article stories.








Cardinal rules of Life

These are my rules that I aimlessly abide by at all times. Prepare to have your mind=blown with all the awesomeness.

Hitler sucks at making promises.
  2. My name is Bro, not BroMaster.
  3. Secret pages are overrated.
  4. Disney sucks.
  5. Club Penguin is no longer awesome.
  6. Wars are much more entertaining than FCG Specials.
  7. There is no way to look like a boss in slippers.
  8. It's impossible to be cool when you're speaking French.
  9. 1+1=5
  10. Democracy is overrated.
  11. remove slender remove slender yuo are worst man.
  12. If Jimmy has 2x - 1 apples and eats 0.75 of them, calculate the Sun's mass.
  13. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!
  14. Thanks Obama.
  15. Evolution: Belief is optional - Participation is not.
  16. Technically correct is the best kind of correct!
  17. The only way any battery can hurt you is if I hit you over the head with it.
  18. Good night, and big balls.


One big happy family.

Here are all my awesome templates.

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A collection of my favorite conservative and inspirational quotes.

To err is human;
To persist in error is diabolical.
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
— Sir Winston Churchill
The State is the great fiction through which everyone endeavors to live at the expense of everyone else.
Gentlemen, we are going to relentlessly chase perfection, knowing full well we will not catch it, because nothing is perfect. But we are going to relentlessly chase it, because in the process we will catch excellence. I am not remotely interested in just being good.
I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work the more of it I seem to have.
— Unknown
Safety may get old but so do those who practice it.
— Unknown
If you’re not a liberal when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative by the time you’re 35, you have no brain.
— Unknown