User blog:Gourleyo/Story coming soon!

Great news, Fanon fans! I am starting a new story. It will be called Gourleyo fights world war II, and will include characters like Gary, Rockhopper, Sensei etc;

Gourleyo fights World War II

Huh. Said Gourleyo, miserably. He was watching the radio. Another boring programe. Sudenlly, he heard a News flash. We are afraid that Germany have beaten us again. World war II will start in a few days time. 18's to 40's will all be called up to the army. Oh no! I turn 18 tommorow! Will I be called up????? I'm afraid so. Nooooooooooo! The next day, he was in town. He wasn't buying toys. He was buying army clothes, at a military shop. Huh. A yucky green colour. He said. Yes. When your in the army, you wear this all the time. On the day he joined, he said goodbye! I will miss you! See you in 6 months. Ok! He walked to the camp, and once he got here, he saw more men. He also had very long hair, so guess what they did? They shaved it on a number 2. This was how it went. Right. You need a haircut! He got out an electric razor. A number 2. The man said. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.................... It went. He he he! It tickles! Yes, but you'll look smarter once it's done. B-bu-but I only have it done on a number 8 at home. Too bad. you have to look smart in the army, you know. Once it was done, he showed Gourleyo. Eh - I-i-its very smart! Gourleyo liked his smart haircut. He then got in his suit. He also put on his hat.

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Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! He got up the next morning. GET THE HELL UP!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!, said the chief. Why, why, why????????? BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO DO IT! Oh. Soon, they were marching up and down. COMPANY, COMPANY, FART! FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! COMPANY, COMPANY, "Inappropriate Term"! POOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! COMPANY, COMPANY, WEE! "Inappropriate Term"! COMPANY, COMPANY, GO ON THE COMPUTER! ButmumblebbbbubrsuhffgjdeuugdfduiaefiI have one! Whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... Here it is! GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE! COMPANY, COMPANY, GET GOURLEYO! GOURLEYOGOURLEYOGOURLEYOGOURLEYOAFTERHIMAFTERHIM................. Got him! GREAT! As your punishment, you must fly to Germany by yourself and win the war yourself! Eh-Ok! THEN GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

To be continued...

Gourleyo -- http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguinrocks/images/7/72/Electric_Guitar_Animation.gif 19:06, February 23, 2010 (UTC)