User blog:The Leader/Alcohol Parodying

My last blog post was an epic fail for me. But this one has been approved by Z K and TurtleShroom so I sure you guys will too. We parody alcoholic drinks (cider, wine etc etc) into carbonated soft drinks containing high amounts of caffeine. Hyperactivity is the alternative to being drunk. Sign up to parody alcohol. By the way a few rules:

• Please consult before creating a parody of a drink. Some I dislike (Buckfast) and I believe should not be allowed on this Wiki.

• Think of drinks already made. Coke, Apple juice, Orange Juice are all examples. However we want parodies of drinks as well (cider, beer).

• If there is already something similar to an alcohol (ginger beer, root beer, apple cider) they may be a better alternative then ones we make up.

• Create regions of the soft drink. A region is the area where a certain type of a certain drink is produced. For instance, Champagne wine is produced in the Champagne wine region. Tuscany wine is produced in the Tuscany wine region.

Also me and Swiss Ninja are experts on alcohol so we're the ones to look at for parodies. Talk to us if you're making a parody. Please add ideas on this I'm running out of stuff.