To create a user blog, do it as was done in days of yore:
user_blog:12yz12ab/Criminal Projective. :)
Also, IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK!
I finally began pulling through that SkyBound series!! See SkyBound: the Final Chapter and Fraz for more on the ultimate Earthbound parody coming up: Baldurshroom. As for the SkyBound chicks (Ned/Ness, Patricia/Paula, Doofus, Larry/Lucas, and Jake/Jeff), they'll be in The Chosen Ones, and 1995 Itoi is the metiorite that starts the whole thing. The Porky parody is Porkchop, and he plays a FAR larger role than in Earthbound, because Giygas' parody doesn't corrupt him, he corrupts Giygas' parody. Again, you can read that in SkyBound: the Final Chapter and parts of it at Fraz and Valerie.
--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) He had the gall to write his name on my mother! † † ...-but forget about that. Now we shall make play by doing the typing of the articles, yah! ――–――――― 20:18, 18 February 2011 (UTC)
P.S.: The Earthbound parodies are some of the most fun I've ever written. It really allows me to explore literary avenues I have never taken prior.
RE: SkyBound II
For the sake of continuity (to make this a literal Earthbound sequel), I think that Ned, Patricia, and pals should replace Bony and join Larry. It doesn't have to be a complete parody. As for Claus and Magypsy, keep them or make them just one villain with Porkchop as the ringleader.
Also, I know an easy workaround for the Absolutely Safe Capsule end.
You see, and as I wrote, Prokchop travelled back in time to meet Baldurshroom in the 1970s. It's pretty obvious taht he went to and fro again and again both before and after his grand master plan to reshape the universe in his own image.
If I recall, Porky destroyed a "Nowhere Island" for the Lulz. Like Porky, Porkchop can have side missions before his real attempt: Baldurshroom.
So chronologically, SkyBound II (Mother III) happens after Skybound I, but it's past Porkchop. The Chosen Ones will note this.
Ned: "How is Porkchop alive?!"
Doofus: "I though Baldurshroom sealed him up back in 2009 after he killed Valerie!!"
Jake (being the nerdy genius): "He did. Remember, though, that Porkchop time travelled all over the place, front and back, BEFORE he tried to trick Baldurshroom. So we're actually facing past Porkchop. For example, this could be 2005 Porkchop travelling forward to 2011, or 1970s Porkchop travelling to check on other plans. I mean, Porkchop didn't just play Baldurshroom like a fiddle. He wanted to cause choas all the time every time, so he probably told Baldurshroom that he was going on vacation... -and off he went."
Patricia: "My head hurts."
Jake: "It IS complex, but it's why he can somehow still exist. Ol' Baldur sealed him in 2009, so anything he would have done after the sealing is removed, but everything he did before is untouched."
Larry: "Do you think that if we tell him about the sealing, he'd stop this reign of terror?"
Jake: "I doubt it. He's too arrogant to believe us, so we should just wip his sorry tail."
Ned: "Okay. Let's do it!"
Would that work?
--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) Infidels don't know 'bout my nukes. † † I have OFFICIALLY DECIDED that poet Anne Sexton is emo. ――–――――― 22:42, 24 February 2011 (UTC)
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