User talk:Austin8310/Archive 1

ABSOLUTELY.

Welcome back. --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS, BWAAAAH!!} † 18:04, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

Who are you?

Alex? Metalmanager? Sk8rbluscat (if so then use your real account)? --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS, BWAAAAH!!} † 18:24, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

RE: Violence Level and Penghis Khan

Glad you weren't offended. I couldn't resist doing an illeist impression of his Dishonor.

Wait, did I just quote Mabel? Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (SUCK UP DIS TORCH!) View this template 22:47, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

RE: Geek Squad

Not at all. Your article has long exited LQA. I loved the logo, but I changed it. I made sure to stamp your "NO JERKS" thing all over it, retained the motto (We Protect Nerds), and tried to make it at least resemble the original. I used the actual Intelligence System of Portugal logo as the background and placed an edited (real world) Geek Squad logo onto it, and covered it with your "No Jerks" stamp. That little picture is so awesome. I think it should be your user logo. Go to special:Preferences, scroll down to Avatar, and use your epic image.

Hit "Browse" and navigate to the image below...

File:Austin no jerk logo by austin.png

Save your image to your computer and upload it in the Avatar console.

Make it your user image. That's an order.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{It's Big Government Bureaucracy. Your head is SUPPOSED to explode.} † 18:06, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

He is GOOD.

Obama is GOOD, in fact, Republicans don't see the good side of Health Care Reform. I as a Canadian citizen is entitled to universal health care, which is good, we do not have to pay for our healthcare, but, the healthcare reform is GOOD, for you guys, but will help un-insured Americans and stuff,. and will stabilize your health care system. People have described the Republicans as very selfish, as in they don't care about the people inside the nation, but just the nation itself, while Democrats are very giving, and care about the people and the nation. People just oppose Mr. Obama because of his former religion and the fact that he is democrat.The only thing Republican politicians do is "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, he did this, and he did that, let's use it against him" when a Democrat becomes a president. If Obama was worse than Mabel, he would be swearing and un-caring, that is the exact opposite of him. You see FOX News, they are very Republican, when Bush was president, they did not complain, when Obama is president, they complain, a lot. If I have said anything wrong, I say sorry in advance, but I was trying to state my point. -- Sanchonachos:The Captain You are Now Free to move about the Wiki 22:37, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

But...

But..Tea Party Express is just weird, (I also think Sarah Palin should'nt run in 2012..we'll have a real 2012 movie then! Hehe!) (Yeah..I'll stop...) -- Sanchonachos:The Captain You are Now Free to move about the Wiki 23:54, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

RE:

Rollbacks I think need to be on 3-4 hours a day. I think when it's time though, sysop would be a better right for you. --Zapwire (talk/blog/edits) 13:38, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

I laugh in the face of filters. For sigs: it's simple - tell me the colours and text you want iin it, and I'll get cracking... (BTW, rollbacks only have access to a fancy undo features, while sysops have that and the ability to delete, protect, ban and some other goodies.) --Zapwire (talk/blog/edits) 13:44, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

This is it: Austin8310 - Copy this in Preferences - be sure to check off custom/raw signatures! [[User:Austin8310|<font color="darkgreen" face="Comic Sans MS">'''Austin8310'''</font>]] To use signatures, click the button that looks like handwriting on the toolbar. --Zapwire (talk/blog/edits) 12:26, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

RE:Hey Mech

Hey dude.Yeah go ahead.Its just how I planned.Usually when I make articles,I work with others to fix it up.Use it any way you want.Mech out!!!! --User:Mech Rider Some robots did not eat the waffles 11:03, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

GREAT!!!!

WOW DUDE!!! YOU DID A GREAT JOB WITH THE DITTO SNOWBALL ARTICLE!!!! Thanks dude.--User:Mech Rider Some robots did not eat the waffles 20:25, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

RE:Idea

Yeah that sounds great dude.--User:Mech Rider Some robots did not eat the waffles 21:50, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

RE:

Mario was obviously tormented from eating too many mushrooms and the Happy Mask Salesman had to heal him heheh.   http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1254/lockkey.png  ZoneKill  T C E   00:36, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

XD

Austin8310/Archive 1 has got the Corai award! If your lucky, Corai shall give it to you to!

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I am Corai. ^{(Fear me, mortal.)} 16:51, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

A good thing to tell you

If I may, may I use Austin in Tails and Sega Superstars Racing? even though he uses a golf cart it could be his special allstar move (and changes form normal vehicle to golf cart golf cart itself can be downloaded ^_^&) so you wanna have him in? Tails6000 19:11, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Sweet! Tails6000 19:23, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Hey

Hey Austin how do you add the shoutbox?--Wolverine1 12:58, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry

Sorry about the drawing. I didn't know that it was a draft...--I'm a nerd and lovin' it! 16:12, April 20, 2010 (UTC)

Cheers!

Yeah, I'll write it.-- Firmato per Il Dirigente Conversazione verso Il Dirigente 13:34, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

YA, SRSYLY

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pS: Kane Lives means "HAIL KANE, IN THE NAME OF NOD" ----I am Corai.^{Hes my best friend best of all best friends Do you have a best friend too?} 20:42, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Nod is the "villaisn"(LIES!) in CNC.

Yeha Im protcting Benny Hunny. ----I am Corai.^{Hes my best friend best of all best friends Do you have a best friend too?} 20:45, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

If you like slaughtering large amounts of people, blowing things up, nuking people, killing aliens, then yes.

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I am Corai.^{Hes my best friend best of all best friends Do you have a best friend too?} 20:52, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

Yay!

<font="Arial Rounded MT Bold"> Flywish thinks Austin8310/Archive 1 is PWNsome so he gave him/her this award! congrats to Austin8310/Archive 1 and everyone who got this award!

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No Swearing at it.

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I am Corai.^{MY HEADS NOT BIG!} 02:00, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

11:25 pm GMT. Anyhoo, it's fine. I do that myself. I got myself banned a few times because of it... BTW, you live in England, am I right? --ZE SHEEP! (That sheep is staring at me) 12:32, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

Thank you for putting the MOOCE into the Great Wishing Hun Conflict. That was really nice of you and it made the story alot funnier.

A Manuscript from Swiss Ninja regarding my story

Dear Austin,

I hear that thou do not like thy ideas for thy stories. That is ok, but at least i want to write it. Explorer is being very unreasonable for not letting me write it. You must understand that this adventure is irreplacable! Thus beath it that you will try to come to my side again. Tally ho!

With Great haste aburden,

--Swiss Ninja - I place the Royal Seal on this page - 00:55, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

See This cool German Movie

Yes, this is the German Version of "Phineas and Ferb" - yes they have that there. I have been to germany and they do show it.

German Robot Song!

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OH MAH GAWSH THE BLUE NINJAS ARE HERE!

File:Burqua Ninja's!.png

Explorer pic.

Can you put it on my talk when you're done? I'm probably not going to be there when you upload it, and I'd like to see it. KingH10 ;^) I'MMA ROLLBACK! 01:56, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

Heheh... poor Tabuu. If only his moves were harder to dodge!

I only got so good at beating him by pattern memorization. There are some clues and signals that Tabuu is about to do a certain move, usually through the way he poses and his position. Yours Truly, Explorer 767   http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100407022512/clubpenguinfanon/images/6/65/Xexexecolor_small.png   (DON'T TOUCH MY DAFFODILS!) View this template 11:02, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

Descriptions.

• KingH10: Yellow Spy Penguin.
• KingH11: Yellow Penguin with Astro-Barrier T-Shirt.
• Amgirl: Pink Penguin with Purple Puffle shirt.
• Amgirl 2: Pink CP Chick.

KingH10 ;^) I'MMA ROLLBACK! 01:40, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Picture

Here's that picture, hope you enjoy! :D

Have a nice day! --Hat Pop ^{Bunny Ears Rule!} 01:48, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

meh....

Hi there, thanks for the reply, though I don't think Ts' dad is doing a completely good job at protecting his son. His dad tried to retaliate to iatw right? But didn't that make the problem worst? I think ignoring the walrus completely is a good stuff, but I guess retaliation is always the first choice for most people... Ya I saw iatw's page. I saw the e-mail messages he sent to walrus, it make sense, but isn't that a huge advantage for them? I mean it's info that they think are really "lol" for them. The point is, if turtleshroom haven't spread too much about his religion, I wouldn't think this "drastic problem" for him, wouldn't have happened in the first place. ~Joji~ 21:50, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Cast

Well no, that's not entirely correct. Here's the correct thing:

Main Characters

• Jock Hochstadt

• Fisch

• Piper

• Explorer

• Swiss Ninja

• Austin

• Dave Hochstadt

Lesser Characters

• Clovis

• Corai

• King of the Viking Empire

• Bolsheevic Pengvinsky

• POPE

My opinions of this may change in the story, and i might add characters as well.--Swiss Ninja - I place the Royal Seal on this page - 01:23, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Sanannahs

Fisch and the African Tribe are in the Savannah's so they will be going there.

--Swiss Ninja - I place the Royal Seal on this page - 01:57, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

My ideas for the CyberVoid Proxy

(This is not Explorer, just in case you were hoping for him)

My idea is that during the time Samus and Pikachu find Ridley, instead Darktan X flies up and picks up who we think will be Samus and blasts her/him with a snow cannon, and an epic battle starts. Whoever plays the Pikachu parody will jump up and kick Darktan X in the stomach causing it to fall down while it lunges at our Samus parody.

After E-114 comes with his his blimb, saves everyone and suddenly Darktan X swoops down with spiked armor. Though Darktan X will be a clone, not the real one. The research facility could be a copy of Experiment Labs, built with stole blueprints and flies.

Xexexoo will save everyone o30.

--E-114 Message center 04:14, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

RE:

Nah, I like it. It doesn't matter to me if you think its craptacular - I like it when people draw my characters.   http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1254/lockkey.png  ZoneKill  T C E   04:51, June 14, 2010 (UTC)

WHAT?!

You said that Lit drives off Mary P. Bear, while Fudd is also immune. Please fix this.

Lit's brother

Hey I was wondering if I could make a sibling or something for Lit, like another good "Demon Penguin" who may not be so annoying or something.

KTHXBye

Citcxirtcem BAAAAAWW to me! ^{see my 5,674 edits!} 20:42, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

new weapon

if you haven't noticed i made a new weapon: the mega PWN cannon.Can you help me expand it into a MQA? im just askin.If yes,thank you.if no,no problem.cya!! --User:Mech Rider I am the challupa king,doing the challupa thing! 15:06, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

"We have only done what was our duty."

--NAE's Bible-O-Rama 2.0 15:16, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

RE:Mech Rider

ok sure.thanks man.ill let ZK know he can forget about it

Progress.

Hi,It's mech rider.i am just checking your progress on my Mech Rider picture.show it to me on my tlk page and i will tell u what i think.thanks.bye--Mech Rider Memo Me Impune Lacessit. 14:45, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Image Contest!

Go here now!

Enter your picture into the contest before Someone Else Does! (Anyone can Enter!)

--Swiss Ninja - I place the Royal Seal on this page - 01:14, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

RE:Here it is

That is pretty darn good man.The only thing it needs are his black gloves and his intercom.If you are able to edit your picture that would be great,if you can't,its a great picture overall.Thanks man.its a great pic

Your Gift!

This if Java Ghent, who will be your Bounty Hunter Sidekick! He is the parody of Boba Fett.

--Swiss Ninja - I place the Royal Seal on this page - 23:33, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Your Chapter 2

The Second Chapter has some flaws....Jsudsu is attending the Chateau Party since he is hosting it. (He's not the type that would let anyone into his house without him there) and that Jsudsu isn't a Convict.

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 22:00, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Judge Konquer

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You can add what you want- as long as it doesn't contradict previous information in the arcticle or arcticles linking to it (after all this had 17 links before it was even created!) It would be cool if you could add pictures too, and yes Judge Konquer is a high penguin- I will put it in. ----judge Konquer-ORDER IN THE COURT!!!-.

I like your picture Idea, I woudl be happy if you made it the main picture on the aticle Judge Konquer as long as you placed the picture already there somewhere elso on the article. ----judge Konquer-ORDER IN THE COURT!!!-.

More of Judge Konquer?

Do you think you could draw more pictures for the Judge Konquer page, and I've decided while you do you can replace mine with all of yours- seeing as yours are way better! thanks.

Reply on my talk page ----judge Konquer-ORDER IN THE COURT!!!-.

RE:Here!

Thank You! I love it! I have needed one of those pics for EVER! Thank You! It looks GREAT!

Thanks again! --Dan Beronews (Talk/Edits/Blog) 10:45, July 11, 2010 (UTC)

Mah award!

lol you got the ^_^ award for playing travians!

-- 08:33, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

RE:MAGGOT! MAGGOT!

Okay. BUT I'M MAKING THE REST. kthxbai --Metalmanager ^{talk page contributions} 22:17, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

RE: TF2 Parodies

I know you addressed your message to TS, but I just wanted to share my thoughts.

Go for in-universe. You don't have to make a video game for your characters. You could go with my plan for the Kirby parodies -- each Kirby game is parodied as an actual in-universe event rather than a video game.

Just food for thought. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (ALL HAIL THE FRIENDLY GIANT MUSHROOM) View this template 23:45, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

Crtitcizm Answers

Yeah, Mr. High Expectations. Here's My Answers.

• One. REDUNDANT PLOT DEVICES. RDA helicopters storming in that don't do anything. A giant energy ball that doesn't get shot.

A:WRONG! The RDA Helicopters where attacking the enemy the whole time. The Energy Ball was going to be shot until Pen chi teleported them away.

• Two. No challenges for the Hochstadt Gang. They burn through EVERY SINGLE enemy in the story with ease. Nobody even gets hurt. Give them a challenge.

A:I Don't like injuring my characters. I have experienced pain in my life, so I don't like going there. Besides, Fuut Ga was nearly Blown UP in the Mystery of Pen Chi, and you're still not happy? SHAME!

• Three. Fight Scenes. I hate to say this, but your fight scenes are MISERABLE. You go into NO DETAIL, don't describe enemies getting hurt (which is sometimes good and sometimes not), and only the bad guys get beaten up.

A:I'm too busy or caught up in something else than to rather go into detail. I hate Blood and Gore. Especially gore. Like before, I dont like writing about pain.

• Four. Character personalization. Sorry, but sometimes your characters are...generic. Corai is scared. That's it. Explorer's just...there. Nothing else. He says random stuff. That's not right. Explorer stands out! He's the life of the crowd. Dave hasn't gotten any attention, Clovis is generally ignored, and Jock rarely gets the limelight. It's basically Piper, Fisch, and Fuut-Ga.

A:WRONG AGAIN FOOL. Jock has contributed A LOT to my stories. He led the Gang when Fisch was Missing back in the Quest for Fisch, and is the Master of Piper. Fuut Ga is still a brand new character, so you can't judge him on that yet. Jock is going to be the Main character for the GSWIV.

• Five. Character Interaction. Normally, it's just one or two characters talking. You should have each character speak, and with personalized comments. And the conversations aren't...real. Too serious. Clovis and Explorer would probably interuppt a lot.

A:Wrong. The Gang makes plenty of Jokes....usually coming from Clovis. Plus, the Gang seems to always talk.

• Six. Pathetic Enemies. Great Viking War was ended by a speech. Same with GSWIII. GSWI was really anti-climatic. Pen Chi's hideout was UNDER A ROCK. Quest for Yilk, they had NO PROBLEM going past Swiss and his army. Quest for Fisch...same.

A:I thought it would be funny to have the gang find Pen Chi hiding in a Cave that's covered by a rock.

• Seven. Anti-Climatic Endings. Seriously? Most of your endings tend to be a little boring and anti-climatic, I'd work on that.

A:Nothing to say here. Be more Specific, fool.

• Eight. They work great together. The Hochstadt Gang rarely hinders itself, though Fisch and Explorer wouldn't get along, Piper and Akbaboy don't get along, Clovis wouldn't go well with Serious Buisness Fuut-Ga, and Corai barely ever says anything.

A:Again, this question is Folly. This is the HOCHSTADT GANG. I don't think you know what a Gang is if you don't have teamwork. Yes, they argue, (I have made that happen, fool), but Everyone has to SET ASIDE their differences and help out. This is how Society should be. Well, it should be, but Society is all folly...

• Nine. Too many characters! The Hochstadt Gang is almost 12 people now.

A:The More the Merrier. You and everyone else are so paranoid of having TOO MUCH PEOPLE. There is NEVER ENOUGH Boss, or whatever. BOSS make this place a better one! ACHEIVEMENT FOOL! ACHIEVEMENT!

• Ten. Short Chapters. Bro, your earlier stories had WAY more chapters. Now they only have five or six.

A:I usually do this on purpose either because I have nothing to write or that I want to rush to a new story.

Oh, and by the way, I WANTED Pen Chi to be Captured. But NO, you had to continue it after I was going to move on to another story!!!!!!

@$#%^^&*!!!

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 20:53, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

Opinion

Quick! What do you think of this picture?

It involves all the Gang Members that you thought I didn't use a lot.

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 22:26, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

friend-codes

go on brawl and write your friend code and give it to me, mine is 5370-6010-1672

thank you. Tails6000 13:06, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

I'm Really Sorry.

Austin, I'm sorry of what I've said and what I have done, knowing that I've been a Jerk to you. I just was still upset about you insulting my articles that I also have spend days on....

So as a Compromise, I used your picture to make a new picutre that would be more appropriate to the SnossTrooper Theme, combining both our ideas.

What do you think?

And Do you forgive me?

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 21:57, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Trench Coat

This is a wikipedia:Trench Coat.

GTG.

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 23:00, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Your Snoss Soldier

It looks nice, but it's a Duplicate of the Elite Snoss Soldier, so I fixed it for you. It was supposed to be Green so it would match the Insignia.

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 01:12, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

Your Picture

Here's your picture - sorry it looks a bit edited.

If you still want me to do the Custom T-Shirt penguin tell me - I can edit off the T-shirt he's wearing too and I can just give you the penguin shape. Just holla back on my talk page or when I'm on the shoutbox. Adios!

-- ¤ (User page!) (The Cookie Master, bow!) 14:27, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

ALL YOUR BASE

ALL YOUR BASE

Here are 6 of the 10 bases I'm gonna give you. Remember, I am also using these.

Just recolour and add stuff. If you want wigs/hair I can do so.

--Metalmanager ^{talk page contributions} 16:51, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

RE:

I don't fight other people's battles, I merely try to reach a compromise.

A Rollback Gun can easily be a disadvantaged version of a Rollback Remote - you just gotta think outside the box :P   http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1254/lockkey.png  ZoneKill  T C E   03:41, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

How to do CP edits?

How do you even do CP edits? I'm not experienced and often make hand-drawn and scribbly Paint penguins. I'm just wondering so I can get better at penguin drawing. http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100619172820/clubpenguinfanon/images/a/af/Gyarakarp.gif Your friend _{Talk to your friend} ^{See your friend's contributions} View your friend's template 03:46, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

HOW DARE YOU!!1!

Austin, how dare you make the humble Rollback Remote worthless!! Don't you know how much abuse remotes endure because of humans? We sit on them, suffocate them, squeeze them in fights over them, and mash the buttons. Give the humble remote some praise, excuse me!

No, but seriously, don't just go and make an article about something "worthless" just because it's not a weapon. A wise man once said the Pen is mightier than the Sword, and trust me, it is. Do the right thing. Agree with Zone.--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-The fez is now cool. 12:42, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

BTW: Archive your talk page. It's way too long, I drank a whole cup of milo waiting for it to scroll down. (Well, no, I didn't, but you know what I mean.)--Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-The fez is now cool. 12:44, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Request

Can you make a Picture of Jake Lovesfish. And me doing something to Mabel?

LOCATION OF SNOWZERLAND

SNOWZERLAND IS LOCATED IN THE NINJA ARCHIPELAGO. OK?

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 02:13, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

GRASS, FOOL! IT'S GRASS!

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the Pictures

Man, you don't pay attention, do you? I said that I wouldn't touch them, so don't fret. Anyways I wanted to talk about the new name for the new Country Succeeding the Snowviet Union but you left.

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 02:33, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

Music

What do you think of this music? To me, I think its Kinda uplifting with a jazzy rythem.

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I know it sounds French, but I am thinking of using this as the official anthem of Parie. (I need to make pictures of the famous places)

Don't worry, I wont use any RL Pictures....well, maybe for those French Houses since they are hard to make.....but for the rest I wont since I'll Parody them.

Reply Back. --Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 22:49, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

RE: On Whim

Dancing Penguin was slandering me, so I took the oppurtunity to throw him out and put someone respectful in his place.

Also: please read this. I am on the very EDGE of going insane right now. I can't take much more.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{This signature is now DIAMONDS.} † ^{1 - 2} † I like editings the wiki. – – 18:28, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Great Snoss War five

As much as I enjoy your enthusiam, the war has many major flaws. First off, the end of the GSW four ended when SN conquered both the Viking Empire and Freezeland. Eventually, the Snowviet Union will fall, and the Vikings and High Penguins unite together to make Penguinia, a sort of New High Penguin Confederacy considered by some. Anyways, Penguinia is much more powerful than the old countries, and they have an advanced Viking Navy, and High Penguin Air Force. What Makes Penguinia special is that it was PWNtroopers, the soon to be parodies of Clone Troopers. As you know, clone troopers are the main enemies of the Battle Droids, or in this case, War Bots. As the beginning for the Fifth war, I was planning Jock to help the Frankterran People liberate themselves from Snoss Control, which starts the war. This gets Penguinia involved, and the war begins. I plan ahead of time, you know. Oh, I do not approve of deleting Snowzerland, for I intend Penguinia to be the permanent country. I am not going to make it a new Snowzerland just in case if Trikelle ever comes back, or even visits.

I have to go. here's the map of Penguinia, It Includes Province Borders and Highways:

File:Penguinia Map.png

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 04:20, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

I strongly object to Freezeland being destroyed. I am well aware that you cannot consult the creator, as he is no longer with us, but I still object to it being just swept off the map. For three reasons.

1. It's a parody of my home country!

2. It belongs to a great friend of mine, Triskelle

3. it is going to take you about a week to update everything.

I think we should have a wiki-wide referendum on this.

Triskelle's Message to me, About a Year ago.

If you want Zurich to be independant, change the Zurich article to make it an island or something. The mammoth mountains are still part of Freezeland full stop.

--Triskelle3 20:25, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

My Idea

Here:

Behold the PWNtrooper! It will be the Main Army for (Insert Country Here) and will be a major competitor for the War Bots.

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 23:53, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

GSWV Project

This picture was taken in 1945, on the day the Americans liberated the city of Paris from Nazi Germany.

Your Job is to make a Penguin version of this, including the city of Parie and the Arch of Triumph. Make sure to show the USA troops are the ones riding the tanks. Yes, Frankterre has Trees.

This will be for the Liberation of Parie scene.

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 00:32, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

Use this for the picture.

Flag of Parie

Here is the flag of Parie. Please ONLY use this ONLY for the picture, and ONLY have this flag in the picture please.

Merci Boceaup,

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 22:43, August 13, 2010 (UTC)

Funniest Communist Video Ever

What'ya think?

--Swiss Ninja Prepare to be Vanquished! 00:30, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

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Spongebob in china?? lol, i watched before

-- 00:51, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reply

The sword doesn't have a grey handle like that, the entire thing is a handle with the sword at the end. Otherwise, good, although the helmet would cover his beak, like in my image. --Noble Six ^{We're glad to have your skills set but you can leave that lone wolf stuff behind.} 12:03, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Wind Waker Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRv8gnBMiWM&safe_search=on

The link I just provided you is probably one of th best Zelda songs ever. Its from Wind Waker, and I know you're a Zelda Fan, so watch it please. --☺Happyface☺ ^{Talk 2 Meh.}

04:20, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Compete eachother

can we compete eachother with an image contest? (although you are 2 years older than me)

-- 10:43, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

RE:Contest

Sure, but use my VS image from my user page gallery

-- 11:21, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Picture Parie

Austin, I don't want to be mean, but you are kinda going slow on this Picture. You need to hurry up, or I am going to do this MYSELF. I can't just Postpone the GSWV for too long. Sorry.

--User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 00:34, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

PLan for Parody Star Wars

Now, here's my plan. The RDA wanted to create a clone of Shadow Guy (a famous super hero) that would be Evil and help Snowzerland take over Antarctica. Unfortunately, the first clone turned out to be Good just like his so called "Father". The first clone will be named Shadow Guy II and will be the parody of X2. The second clone is successful as he turns out to be good at first, but later becomes evil. this will be the parody of X1. Shadow Guy II will also be called SI, and the Evil Clone will be called SII. Shadow Guy will play the role of Falon Grey. All these parodies come from Star Wars battlefront:Elite Squadron.

--User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 21:26, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Excuse me...

Can you please put Fudd Lapooh on the sidebar? He is a VHQA, FAOTW and a major part of the continuity.

From your friend, XTUX.

P.S. I will not be as active as before due to the fact that I am usually feeling better now then I was before, but I will still be active. --Error 404: Signature not found. Possible reasons why this may have happened are: Not found. 13:16, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

RE:NCIS Character Parody

Heh Heh... I got characters, take your pick.

--Anniemoose98 Click teh linkz, CLICK THEM! CLICK THEM NAUGH! ^{I didn't steal TS's signature! I borrowed it! (And maybe changed it a little...)} Hail teh Shroom! 10:29, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

I give this article to you...

I have given the article Great Snowzerland War I (Almost) to you, as you are far better at snoss jokes and such as I am. When you write, please have [1] open in another tab, as it is the princess bride script and as the story is a parody of it, you should read the script while you write.

--Error 404: Signature not found. Possible reasons why this may have happened are: Not found. 13:55, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

P.S. I am continuing Arda on a Silver Platter, as I really think that it deserves to be finished.

you there

I'm sorry that Explorer's Nerdy remarks bored you to death. You still there?

--User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 21:53, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

My new style!

My image editing style has taken a new turn.

Comic Book-style!

What do you think? --Error 404: Signature not found. Possible reasons why this may have happened are: Not found. 22:48, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

P.S. These are from Arda on a Silver Platter

Legend of Zelda parody found.

I was scrolling through random pages when I found Volga. I didn't know what it is...but I found a link called Zink. Eventually, I ended up in a page known as The Legend of Lezda. Weird...

Do edit it since you're good at Zelda...right? Also, I would like to ask what Lit is about. Is he a cross between Link and Pit from Kid Icarus or something else?

Alex001 OR Alex12345a (inbox ⊛ edits ⊛ blog ⊛ hurtandheal ⊛ imagecontest) 09:19, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

I found out that Lit is definitely a cross between Link and Pit. Just wanted to confirm. Could you edit the Zelda parodies for continuity with Lit? Thanks. Alex001 OR Alex12345a (inbox ⊛ edits ⊛ blog ⊛ hurtandheal ⊛ imagecontest) 09:20, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

Please!

In your new blog can you please add an analysis of Fudd Lapooh? I was wondering if there is anything that I should change. --Error 404: Signature not found. Possible reasons why this may have happened are: Not found. 18:28, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Request

I need something for my new character, Shawn Jena.

Make him look like John Cena (in his current entrance gear, it's purple) but also have the hair and color of this penguin.

Thank you!

BTW: Here's a link to a picture of Cena in his ring gear: http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/bio/15503042

Lady LuXerra of Torterra CityProudly obsessed with Torterras. Talk to the Torterra Master! TERRA!!!!! 18:39, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

TV TROPES

Be careful, as addicting and relevant it is to this site, Tv Tropes is laced with unholy links and swears. VERY, VERY, VERY UNHOLY STUFF.

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This being said...

TurtleShroom (penguin) has a nasty case of Moral Gaurdian, Tammy's that Obbsessive Stalker, and the BOF, oh, sweet BOF, you are the definition of Celestial Bureaucracy. Hermeshroom, you're the Obstructive Bureaucrat, and Benny's a Total Monster.

Meanwhile, Khanzem Puts on the Reich. Ah Whoot, You Whacky Nazi! Oh, and the Space Ship Colony by Grandfather Aye-Que was infiltrated by Stupid Jet Pack Hitlers, and everyone shouts No Swastikas.

The entire site operates on Hays Code, Censorship Bureau, and Getting Crud Past the Radar... -and, oh how it does Darn It to Heck and Weird Euphasmism. OH MY SUGAR PANCAKE!

Swiss Ninja is Mary Sue, Mabel the Harmless Villain, and hey, Benny can even be Chessmaster and Xeneto Gambit (or Roulette if he planned everything retroactively!).

The site is helped along by Fountain of Memes and tends to assume, thanks to excessive links to That Other Wiki, that All Viewers are Geniuses, thanks to the continous Inside Jokes.

Nerds are Cool here, and A-dork-able works magic. TurtleShroom also has Spock Speak and, yes, I have seen Mad from the Revleation, and, in Photon, Nightmare Fuel.

Oh, and where do I begin on SERIOUS BUSINESS and the lack of Shipping?

Bugzy makes An Offer You Can't Refuse and exhibits many Crowning Moments of Awesome and Crowning Moments of Chuck Norris-ness. On that subject, I've seen at least two Chuck Norris Long Coats, there's always enough Nice Hats to go around, and Bling of War seems to be popular with Sheepman. Chuck Norris Labcoats can't be ignored, and it's pretty noticable that Light Hurts Dark and Good Hurts Evil.

Mabel somehow has Joker's Immunity and Villains Always Lose.

Some of us completely Subvert Avoid That G Rating, going for a G rating, and for those like Metric and ZK, they Avoid That G Rating AND Get Crud Past the Radar, always doging the Media Watchdog, and, when they write, There is Much Rejoicing.

Then there's Holyberden, the CREAM SODA Party, Bennywatchers, and the South Pole Council: What Do You MEAN That's Not Political?

Then, there's my enforcement of Saintly Church: religion can not be evil, and for the sake of Family Friendliness, it's a forbidden subject. Although, it's not a stretch that Sister Alkamesh is one Naughty Nun who prays on Fear of Needles.

Oh, did I forget the general use of Disneyfication and Flanderizing, Musicals and Skeletal Government? No?

Then there's Becky The Secretary and all of those Dirty Communist East Pengolians where socialism actually works. Russian Stereotypes abound.

Penghis Khan's an Inadequte Heir to Whoot's The Empire and he's an Illeist with a The Napoleon thrown in.

We all love to Show Our Work and those who Did Not Do the Research tend to have that fixed, because All Viewers Are Geniuses.

Of course, Writer's Block comes and goes, and any controversial writer faces Executive Meddling and gets Messed Up By the Network.

Every character has a Word of god telling EXACTLY how they act, and it's enforced, and many times the author steps in to enforce that. Rarely do they ever Shrug of god, and say "I don't know", because every question for a character has a question: it's all In the Manual.

TurtleShroom was uploaded into the Master Computer against his will and his will (Incredibly Lame Pun), because if you're dead, you're likely Dead for Real. He's Ignorant of his newfound Artificial Intelligence, and really, a lot of folks could be considered to be Blessed with Stink.

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility, Mayor McFlapp! ...-and do keep an eye out on any Cutie, they're up to something.

ZK has an Evil Twin and TurtleShroom has a Dysfunctional Family.

Oh, and Maverick's a Tropico and a Banana Republic. There, Our Presidents are Different, because he's a Corrupt Politician.

In fact, Our Vampires are Different, because they're less contagious. Oh, and Dark is Evil, Light is Good. Period. Many a time, Evil Can Not Understand Good, ESPECIALLY if you're Benny in the Celestial Bureaucracy of the Bureau of Fiction.

The question remains if There Is No Fourth Wall, or if it's just Breaking the Fourth Wall when Cranked Up to Eleven.

Oh, and Sugar Causes Drug Effects (don't know the real name there), No Alcohol, and EVERYTHING Is Worse With Bears. On that subject, Everything is Better with Cows, or so the Alternate Dimension of cows claims.

...-and that's just a BIT of things I saw on TV Tropes.

--† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Nangnangnangnangnang....} † ^{1 - 2} † How would you like an extremely large sum of money? -and some new pants. – – 19:20, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

WHAT???

You made Swiss Ninja fire Austin? I'm not sure what to think.

Sure he would then make a great villain, but his stories wouldn't be as funny (in my eyes). --Error 404: Signature not found. Possible reasons why this may have happened are: Not found. 15:06, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

P.S. What will happen next to Austin? Will he join the side of good or evil? Or will he and XTUX team up? I am just wondering because my story requires me to know.

Excuse me...

Can you please continue working on your blog? It is EPIC and I'm going to put a link to it on the main page!--Error 404: Signature not found. Possible reasons why this may have happened are: Not found. 01:12, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

Image Request

Hi! I'm just wondering if you could do an image for me. I would like a picture of Soren Cairnhunter, which may be hard to do because of the description. The outfit would probobly be the hardest to do, so you can just make a blue and yellow coloured outfit for him. I'm not in any rush, so you can do it whenever you like. Thanks in advance!

Ps27:1 15:12, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

RE: Idea

Sounds interesting, but it seems rather impractical...

So you're saying the mineral and Wutt Energy core absorbs the qualities (Kirby-style) of whatever it comes in contact with, and then, when the incantation is uttered, it shoots the stuff? Interesting, but I'm afraid spells will have to be more versatile than that.

But it's a cool start. I'm already thinking that we should separate spells (short-term, small changes) from enchantments (long-term, large changes), which is basically the difference between conjuring gold and enacting the Curse of the Big Balls. There should also be a different way to create enchantments, too. Maybe you could write something in Antican on a piece of paper (dipped in special potion) and tape it on whatever object you want enchanted? Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (There's a 50% chance you're clicking on this thing to rant at me.) View this template 19:58, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Dude. You should tone down the outright and obvious insulting of Dan a little bit. By that I mean stop completely. It's gonna land you in a whole heap of trouble some day. --THE SHEEP! |FIGHTTHEPOWER! (Stuff I did and stuff) 21:33, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Austin?

Dear Austin (my best friend),

Why have you gone?

You were the best (and perhaps only) friend that I ever had on this wiki, and together we made some great articles.

Nobody could ever replace you for me, and your exciting stories, great characters and amazing images thrilled me.

But can you please tell me, what is it about Dan that you don't like?

I could request him to be demoted if needed, or is there anything I can do for you?

Please respond.

--XTUX is mourning for his best friend who will never return. :( 17:00, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

A picture request (a funny one)

Can you draw me a picture of WishFlyX having his computer infected with the Ultra Virus? The penguin who infected his computer was my character, Slendar. I just want to see how you would do it. xD Slendar here. Slendar there.

Lit

When was he born? Cuz, I'm making his brother now.

Citcxirtcem BAAAAAWW to me! ^{see my 5,674 edits!} 23:30, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, penguins are Anthropomorphicized, so a 20 year old penguin would be a 20 year old. Plus since he's a demon penguin (sort of), he' pretty much immortal. I'm thinking that maybe he was made many years ago, but was locked up in the Diss prison for a long time, but then released. Or not, because I'm planning for his sibling to be like that.

Citcxirtcem BAAAAAWW to me! ^{see my 5,674 edits!} 23:36, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Picture Request

As you may have known, Maddieworld has given up her Character User. I come back to it now to find it un-updated. Maddieworld is still wearing casual dress and not real Empress clothing. My job for you is to make Maddieworld a splendid maroon colored dress (make it Medieval Style) and let her have a crown with jewels on it. Remember: Swiss Ninja likes showing off. That also includes his wife. (You can use the Maddieworld Picture on the Article)

So Yeah. You can do this whenever. No Deadline for this. Take your time if you need to.

--User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 23:22, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

Please forget that comment. I'll have maddie do it herself since she's active.

--User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 23:25, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

Nevermind. austin, please do it. Maddieworld isn't capable of it.

User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 23:37, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

RE: That's not exactly how it's supposed to be

Thanks for the positive comment! I'm not really sure how Willy actually got those alter-egos, but you, whatever. And sure, I'll put your character in. I always put in characters that are requested by users. Hate to make them feel left out! Ciao! --User:Screwball86I'd Like a Second Opinion on That 00:04, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

Excuse me (again)...

I just wrote a character called Neil VandenHoek Jerky II, who is the leader of the Jerks until November as part of their King of the Month program. Can you please help expand him and insert him into stories? Thank you. --XTUX is rejoicing, for his best friend has returned! 21:50, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

new story idea

Hey, I was thinking that my next story should be: The Free Republic War.

It will (hopefully) be my next epic story that will bring Swiss Ninja's power as a villain and as a character more....um....powerful.

So here's what it's all about:

Since Snowzerland is part of the Free Republic Union, a Free Republic meeting gets held in Geneva since it was Snowzerland's turn to host a meeting. SN cooks up a brilliant plan (and makes waste of Austin's old plans- This will reprove SN as a very decicive leader). The plan is to convince the Free Republic Union to destroy the USA in Exchange for Land and Peace. Snowzerland also promises to pay off their debt to Freezeland. (They don't have to pay the USA since it will be gone.) BEST of all, SN will convince the Viking Empire to help them, which they do. Now with the Hochstadt Gang along his side, SN, the Gang, the Snoss and RDA army, and the Free Republic Armies attack and destroy the USA......but I'm not sure if it will be gone permanently. I was also thinking of the Pengolias also joining the Attack as well.

What do you think?

--User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 18:47, 5 November 2010 (PDT)

new story idea

Hey, I was thinking that my next story should be: The Free Republic War.

It will (hopefully) be my next epic story that will bring Swiss Ninja's power as a villain and as a character more....um....powerful.

So here's what it's all about:

Since Snowzerland is part of the Free Republic Union, a Free Republic meeting gets held in Geneva since it was Snowzerland's turn to host a meeting. SN cooks up a brilliant plan (and makes waste of Austin's old plans- This will reprove SN as a very decicive leader). The plan is to convince the Free Republic Union to destroy the USA in Exchange for Land and Peace. Snowzerland also promises to pay off their debt to Freezeland. (They don't have to pay the USA since it will be gone.) BEST of all, SN will convince the Viking Empire to help them, which they do. Now with the Hochstadt Gang along his side, SN, the Gang, the Snoss and RDA army, and the Free Republic Armies attack and destroy the USA......but I'm not sure if it will be gone permanently. I was also thinking of the Pengolias also joining the Attack as well.

What do you think?

--User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 18:47, 5 November 2010 (PDT)

Importing

I think you go to the old wiki (Special:Export) and choose an article. Then you save it as an XML file (it'll do it for you), come back here, and go to Special:Import. Then you input the XML file and voila! A new article! Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (EBUL! IT IS WRITTEN! SUCCESS! SUCCESS!) View this template 07:25, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

Archiving and Image request

Hey Austin, I herd you take requests.

But first of all, can you archive your talk page? It gets a bit annoying after a while to have to scroll through hundreds of sections.

Okay, now to the request. Can you draw an image of Kwiksilver using the Ghost Manipulator as described in Kwiksilver's Horrible Holiday? See the Vortex Manipulator article for my rough sketch of the watch thingy. Then, it needs to be glowing white (numbers and text will be black or green), and white cord-type things need to run from Kwiksilver's head to the device. Just read the Ghost Manipulator chapter for more information.

Thanks in advance, --Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire. 07:31, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

Archiving and Image request

Hey Austin, I herd you take requests.

But first of all, can you archive your talk page? It gets a bit annoying after a while to have to scroll through hundreds of sections.

Okay, now to the request. Can you draw an image of Kwiksilver using the Ghost Manipulator as described in Kwiksilver's Horrible Holiday? See the Vortex Manipulator article for my rough sketch of the watch thingy. Then, it needs to be glowing white (numbers and text will be black or green), and white cord-type things need to run from Kwiksilver's head to the device. Just read the Ghost Manipulator chapter for more information.

Thanks in advance, --Sir Kwiksilver of TARDIS-Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire. 07:31, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

RE:Sounds Cool

No, that's not what I said. I said that ALL the Free Republics will ally and destroy the USA. That would be: Snowzerland, Viking Empire, Freezeland, UnitedTerra, Dorkugal, the Pengolias (SN bribest Penghis and Penguinsky to help the invasion in exchange for land), MAI, etc. It will be a treaty that the Free Republics will do this. The Free Republics working together united can stand a chance against the USA, since the USA is only Eastshield, Ant. Peninsula, Trans Antarctica, and the Happyface state. Just those states against a HUGE alliance against ALL the Free Republics. And yes, they will ally. Swiss Ninja will prove to them and give them the great, enormous advantages that everyone in the Free Republics will benefit from.

Oh, and as a kind favor, please leave messages to me on the new site now that we're moving in. Here's the link:

http://fanon.clubpenguinwiki.info/wiki/User_talk:Swiss_Ninja

(I will also be editing there as well so I suggest you move in as well, because I already made some new sections to Traveling All of Antarctica on the new wiki. I will be working and editing there from now on. Thanks.)

--User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 22:39, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

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Well,first off all, the Hochstadt Gang will bring peace towards Freezeland and Snowzerland. As a token of Grattitude, Snowzerland will keep the peace between the nations that ally with him. SN can keep Penguinsky and Penghis in different sections, away from each other. For dorkugal, SN and his army might need their help in the technological aspect of the playing field. Remember, like you said before- the Hochstadt Gang seems untouchable by their enemies. If they allied with Swiss Ninja, and with the other nations, the USA could fall...since the Gang is also friendly towards the Free Republics and have a great reputation.

As for the first attack of war, SN will go VERY unorthodox. He will immediately attack SPC and burn it to the ground. (Everything will be so unexpeded the USA won't know what hit them)

--User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 00:01, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

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Sorry, I just accidentally logged off of the IRC, but I'm back on. Anyways, Burning down SPC is the best idea yet. Then, the USA will be crippled, and then the Free Republics will take over and capture the citizens as prisoners of war, and as an agreement, South Pole City would the the new capital of the Free Republics, and would be rebuilt in a European (Snoss and Viking)/Freezelandian(English and Irish)/FG (Spanish)/and other Free Republic Style.

--User:Swiss Ninja Come Talk to me. Don't Worry, I'll Respond....Eventually. 00:19, 7 November 2010 (UTC)