User talk:TheBroMaster

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Yesterday, I saw your latest edit on your userpage, so, in reply to that, I wrote a five paragraph essay about that statement, but then I was in a hurry and unfortunately I forgot to save (fortunately for you, since it did ramble on a bit), so now it's lost and since I can't be bothered to re-write it (unless you really want to read it?), let me say that that's a really provocative insult on the entire database, including yourself. I don't want to create tension and arguments, but hey, that's what I think, and I wanted to write that. Penguinpuffdude BOY-SCOUT IS THE FAN'S FAVOURITE WORD! It's time for a chat, no? 01:50, 27 January 2019 (UTC)

Since you asked for it, I remembered what I wrote, re-wrote it, and here it is:

"Okay, where should I start? Ah, yes.

If we're talking about "diversity is weakness!!" about people from different countries, then you're really, really wrong. Do you suppose that a bunch of males from exclusively <insert country here> is totally the way to go?

I don't think so!

Star Kirby12, Swiss Ninja, and hey, even the most famous user on the wiki, Explorer, are all on the Wall of Fame due to their top-notch content...but they weren't from just one country! That statement insults and excludes users like these, as somehow weak and pathetic. Also, it insults yourself, because you're Canadian, and face the cold facts - Canadians is a French-speaking country, but France isn't made up of just one kind of people due to where it is located, and Napoleon doesn't help (c'mon, there have got to be British, Italian, Spanish, etc. people). Your neighbours, the Americans, are also made up of a variety of diverse cultures. That's how you insult yourself, and others from the same continent.

It's also kinda hypocritical, because you - another guy on the Wall of Fame, a respected admin - write about a variety of different subjects, from countries to penguins to Shops Island's transport system: does that mean you too, are weak? You'd shout "of course not!", but with this statement, you make yourself weak. (Don't get me wrong, I'm not intentionally trying to flamebait here!)

Now, let's move on to another subject.

If there was no diversity, then the world and the wiki would be really boring places. Let's imagine, long ago, the wiki decided to follow your statement, and we had only two countries - Antarctica and Club Penguin. Then, the wiki decided that all important penguins (presidents, mayors, etc.) were exactly like their CP counterparts, and nobody could be like them until CP said so. Then, our only characters would be a bunch of our own accounts, and we were in the humble places we were, as either member or non-member. Don't you think that you - and many others - would have quit long ago, from the boredom and restriction?

In a connected point - you like the English language, but it's a mashup of Latin, Greek, Saxon, Scandinavian, Celtic and French. Would you necessarily still like it if was soooo not diverse, and the language didn't accept new terms, while other languages had epic words like schadenfreude, zeitgeist, and ennui?

Finally, this is just an uninformed guess, but it proves that you're using axioms, in this case, with the theory of divide and conquer. Let's say a country's invaders took over the country, but they feared the subjects were too strong, and may become dissatisfied with them. So, they gently ease their enemies into powerful positions - or spread slander - and with the chaos, they can happily keep power. Here, diversity is a bad thing, but it doesn't mean that:

Diversity is a thing.
Divide and Conquer is bad.
Therefore all diversity is bad.

In other words, things are boring without diversity. Thank you for having the patience to read this."

As I said, I do not want to get into arguments or tension with you, but I felt I had to write it. Penguinpuffdude BOY-SCOUT IS THE FAN'S FAVOURITE WORD! It's time for a chat, no? 00:32, 28 January 2019 (UTC)

wow its a good thing i know i'm not indefatigable; please stop for a min while i rewrite that Penguinpuffdude BOY-SCOUT IS THE FAN'S FAVOURITE WORD! It's time for a chat, no? 00:39, 28 January 2019 (UTC)

RE:Duck Island[edit]

I'll try to do these things after I improve the LQAS to AQAs. Also, the ships are important to protect all of the states and also located in different places most of the time (so at least half of them aren't in DI, but other places like Club Bear, Monitorpig and Baaa!, which are located away from the Duck Archipelago). --QP.png Quackerpingu (Talk) (Contributions) 08:43, 27 January 2019 (UTC)

article guidelines[edit]

I've noticed while going through unrated articles that some characters have backgrounds or segments of their articles written in story format (an example would be Gold). I'm not quite sure how to go around rating these sort of articles in the future should we encounter any more of them. A discussion would be nice since im usually out cold when the four of you are around--

--ARB ARB logo.png january's the trial month 09:47, 31 January 2019 (UTC)

yo do you want in Achadia, Yay! --CKAdmin 23:23, 10 February 2019 (UTC)

seal of approval[edit]

ARBstarstamp.png This user has been given the seal of approval from User:ARB for their super ultra mega extra work on this wiki!

CK pointed out that you're neck and neck with Wiki in terms of longest non-story article and it's really what made me make this so --ARB ARB logo.png the woes of being a creative 12:53, 18 February 2019 (UTC)

Wikihate is not wikilove, it's worse. --QP.png Quackerpingu (Talk) (Contributions) 07:30, 26 February 2019 (UTC)

RE: A request[edit]

Sure thing. I'll do so when I get the chance --WP logo new.png Wikipenguino45 (Talk) (Contribs) (Articles) 02:42, 11 March 2019 (UTC)

Duck Island Map new.png

How's this? I've included all the cities I could find on the previous map, as well as some of the geographical features and locations mentioned on the article itself. I can always go back and change the names of the cities or add/remove certain things if you like --WP logo new.png Wikipenguino45 (Talk) (Contribs) (Articles) 03:57, 11 March 2019 (UTC)


That's something I'm 100% not accepting. What Wonderweez told me is that admins will change the article, which I was okay with because there weren't any issues left that I could find. However, I based everything I wrote on the maps (although I didn't write about the shape of DI and other stuff on the article). I don't want the maps or the shapes of the states changed without my approval, and I have the right to demand it as that wasn't part of what I was told would happen. Nobody told me anything about the maps, otherwise I'd have tried to change them myself. --QP.png Quackerpingu (Talk) (Contributions) 09:07, 11 March 2019 (UTC)

Ok, change the maps, but only the states that are currently on File:Duckmap.png and File:Duckmap2.png- not Annonia or Noot Island, which were sold to Andera. --QP.png Quackerpingu (Talk) (Contributions) 09:28, 11 March 2019 (UTC)

Also, this gallery still has the old map. --QP.png Quackerpingu (Talk) (Contributions) 14:03, 11 March 2019 (UTC)

yo bro[edit]

shops' flag is ugly, you should make a new one --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions - My Articles) 23:29, 13 March 2019 (UTC)


ur bad --User:EDFan12345 12:00, 30 March 2019 (UTC)

^ --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions - My Articles) 16:23, 30 March 2019 (UTC)

you forgot to de-comic sans the main page (unless this is a permanent change, i won't complain)

also update the featured image --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions - My Articles) 15:25, 2 April 2019 (UTC)


Um, what was exactly wrong with my signature?--Radioactivechicken, Contact, 0w0 what's this? 18:34, 8 April 2019 (UTC)


This is a surprise if there ever was one. I wish you good luck in whatever you'll be doing for the next four/five months and hope you check up sometime. --Penstubal (Talk) (Edits) 13:26, 22 April 2019 (UTC)

^ seconded; may good fortune follow your way! :) Penguinpuffdude Spring to your feet - Spring is here! It's time for a chat, no? 02:08, 23 April 2019 (UTC)

hi welcome to fanon are you new here --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions) 00:29, 10 September 2019 (UTC)

you should come on irc so we can annoy you talk about nothing in particular --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions) 02:11, 29 September 2019 (UTC)

then git gud and get your own irc client smh

even mario got his own, that's how bad you are --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions) 18:44, 29 September 2019 (UTC)

Hey Bro I came up with a great joke

Knock knock --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions) 22:06, 6 November 2019 (UTC)

Exactly, you don't exist smh --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions) 02:34, 7 November 2019 (UTC)

Hey Bro have you ever heard of this story called Gone Rogue? It's pretty good, but I think the author quit or something because it's unfinished and hasn't been updated in a while --Chill57181 (Talk - Contributions) 01:12, 13 November 2019 (UTC)

Red and Red[edit]

Hey Bro, if you see me mention a "Red" on any of my pages, it's unlikely that I'm talking about Red, the son of Lavender & Violet, and twin brother to Blue. I just wanted to bring this to attention. RedsterTheGamer, AKA Red (talk) 02:16, 15 November 2019 (UTC)

ding dong[edit]

daily reminder you should get an irc client so you can hang out with us since you refuse to touch kiwi --Chill57181 (TalkContributions) 03:46, 26 November 2019 (UTC)

daily reminder you should start doing stuff again --Chill57181 GingerbreadManPin.PNG (TalkContributions) 03:35, 30 November 2019 (UTC)

hi big fan here[edit]

Hey Bro you should finish Brogue One.

Oh, and also was wondering if by Shops Civil War if the Shopper Empire had different uniforms than what exists right now, since I haven't found any images so far that showed off the Shopper Empire uniforms. I figured they would be different, unless for whatever reason they canonically remained the same since 2013. I was thinking maybe after the SIA split in 2015, the soldiers might've gotten new uniforms and that sometime after that they would switch to the Shopper Empire uniform.

Mostly just asking because I was thinking of drawing the evolution of the uniform. Was also wondering if the new uniform could have any elements from the "radiation-proof" uniforms described in the Broseph Leaks. Ed suggested the Shopper Empire uniforms could be gray like the Star Wars Empire, but I figured I'd ask you since you're the Shops nerd. --Mario Rk UBER-Kermit.svg 03:45, 7 December 2019 (UTC)

I know we don't normally talk but[edit]

I'd like to know if you're going to finish Brogue One anytime soon. I know I haven't said anything but I've been waiting a long time for it to be finished and I'm excited to see the direction it'll go in.


--Mr Cow2 (talk) 04:03, 7 December 2019 (UTC)

big fan (uuuu)[edit]

hi just wondering when the next update of the critically acclaimed story "Brogue One: A Shopper Story" will be released because if it's not soon i fear the collapse of society in its entirety as a result

P.S. get an irc client

--Chill57181 GingerbreadManPin.PNG (TalkContributions) 04:04, 7 December 2019 (UTC)

bro stop ignoring the cries of your tormented fanbase it's not nice --Chill57181 GingerbreadManPin.PNG (TalkContributions) 20:00, 7 December 2019 (UTC)

in that case morale is great pls continue brogue one --Chill57181 GingerbreadManPin.PNG (TalkContributions) 03:23, 8 December 2019 (UTC)

Happy Holidays![edit]

Only wikiHate here, I hope you have a terrible Christmas and New Year, NERD. Also, FAOTY stuff, and drink more eggnog to stop being so grumpy. See you once or twice in 2020. --CKAdmin 23:22, 25 December 2019 (UTC)

SecretPageFile.PNG Penguinpuffdude wishes you a horribly late and disappointing Christmas, a boring Boxing Day, and a gross New Year! These, ahem, gorgeous templates encourage WikiSulkiness (usually embodied as this fuming penguin here), and we sincerely hope that this one has made your day worse!

;) Penguinpuffdude "What direction do you think we're heading?" It's time for a chat, no? 05:10, 31 December 2019 (UTC)

i hope your 2020 is absolute trash you nerd, enjoy the wikihate --Chill57181 GingerbreadManPin.PNG (TalkContributions) 18:14, 31 December 2019 (UTC)


i suddenly felt like bothering you for some reason so here's a message about nothing in particular, have a nice day --Chill57181 (TalkContributions) 17:25, 11 January 2020 (UTC)


So, um, hi, I just wanted to ask you how to create a story article like yours, because your'elikemyinspirationanyourstoryaboutRedandBlueisabsolutelyAMAZING! RedsterTheGamer, AKA Red (talk) 00:20, 18 February 2020 (UTC)

remember brogue one[edit]

you should write more of that --Chill57181 (TalkContributions) 20:29, 24 March 2020 (UTC)