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hmmmm

You know that killer from sonny with a chance,candyface that you were talking about.Would he happen to be a parody of the killer,Candy,from Dean R. Koontz's book "The Bad Place?"

Judge Leonard as Paul's Brother

Well, I think that this could work. I also think that Judge Leonard would be a better name because it makes him seem more stern and serious.

I took what was written on the article and made the necessary changes. So can I now make back Dirctor Lenny, and you can make Judge Leonard?

The Honorable Judge Leonard von Injoface
Profile
Nicknames	Your Dishonor
Title	Judge Leonard
Gender	Male
Race	Puffle
Faction	Faction
Health	Well
Level	Medium
Status	Alive
Location	Unknown
Occupation	Federal Antarctic District Judge of the Uncharted States District
Interests	Money
Friends	Kenny, Jenny, Benny
Enemies	You
Archetype	Evil, yet determined to crush criminals and dispense justice on actual villains, unless an innocent gets in his way. Gray.

Judge Leonard von Injoface is a heartless evil, wrapped in the body of a puffle. He was the foster father of Director Benny, until his original parents took him back.

He is just as, if not more, heartless than Director Benny himself. However, he is slightly ashamed of his personality because he may just have a Conscience, which he has long suppressed by claiming that a judge must be totally impartial, even though he is entirely biased and often declares villains (or plain civilians) guilty without trial.

He has a twisted sense of justice, believing that the world must be "purged" of crime. Leonard goes out and personally arrests criminals with permission and assistance from real police and he convicts them in a court. He is the only judge in the Uncharted States, placing him as one of the most powerful judges in Antarctica, with total authority over his jurisdiction, as well as being the most corrupt.

Background

Judge Leonard was the second child of his parents. His brother, Paul, picked on him. Paul would also scam him out of money, make false promises, and not share with him.

Leonard didn't really mind this, because he too was a merciless being. What was shouted at him, he returned back, unhurt and unchanged. Never smiling and never loving, Leonard carried a strict life and a very isolated existence. He smashed his conscience in a lifetime of cruelty and darkness, and never looked back on some of the worst things he did.

Leonard was angered that Paul had done the horrible things to him and decided to study law. Later he tried his hand at being a court judge, but he was so dark that, even though he was impartial, he didn't receive a job. However, Paul did feel a little sorry for bullying Leonard, so he gave him financial support during his unemployment.

Finally, after months of attempting, it was decided that he would preside over the federal courts of the Uncharted States of the USA. Considering that most everyone there are criminals, and that he fitted the darkness prevalent in the wastelands, he was given jurisdiction.

As a judge

Now in power, Judge Leonard- despite only being authorized to convict and not arrest -actually served as a quasi-vigilante police officer. He would roam the Uncharted States with a bunch of real police, and, through these real police, he himself was commissioned to assist in an arrest (a posse), taking down and arresting criminals on his own authority.

Then, the criminal would be dragged back to his courthouse, where he would be declared guilty, often without a lawyer or a defense, or a trial! In the legal community, Leonard has come under extreme fire for use of summary justice rather than, say, a full and fair trial, and more often than not, a completely sham trial that did nothing to protect the arrested.

Then, the criminal would be given a huge sentance, say, seven life sentences for stealing candy.

Essentially, the Uncharted States slid into a police state like world, under the power of Judge Leonard, who, by corruption and other goons in actual law enforcement, was able to arrest and convict villains (and innocents) as fast as he can.

Leonard often previously decides that the "villain" is guilty, and he puts the trial through because he had to and as a major lesson to others. In this bias, he exhibits the ultimate in hypocracy; judges are supposed to be impartial, and when they do get biased, they must decline to preside, so they can't rig the trial.

If he was truly impartial like he claims to be, Leonard would exhibit declination; he doesn't.

Lenny, Jenny, Benny and his Conscience

Director Jenny first met the Judge out in the Skau Strait, where she was stealing bread to use as a prop for a play she was writing. Lenny was patrolling the area with his posse, and he saw this and gave chase to her. Jenny tried to run, but this was unsuccessful. She was cornered and arrested. She said that her husband had the same name as him, and was one of his relatives, but he didn’t listen. She also told him that she was pregnant with a child, but Leonard still didn’t care.

Taken to Leonard 's court, Leonard - in a horrible mood that day -decided to give her life in prison no parole, an unfairly high sentence for such a petty crime as taking bread. As she was read her sentence, the puffle burst into tears and plead to him to have mercy.

For one time in his life, his crushed conscience resurged itself, and he did indeed give her mercy. She was commutated to a day in jail. Jenny was awed at this mercy, and Lenny later visited her in jail.

Leonard decided to visit his distant relative and found out that they were fairly poor. After Benny was born the couple’s savings was diminishing. Leonard’s conscience again played a part and he agreed to adopt the child until Lenny and Jenny were up on their feet again.

Director Benny

Judge Leonard can he credited with why Benny is as he is. Leonard, day in and day out, taught Benny to force out his guilt, to never show mercy, to relentlessly punish those who defy the rules and/or the law. Benny also developed a sense of twisted justice like that of his father. Benny had an odd hatred of evil and disobedience, yet he was evil and defiant himself.

Involvement

Today, Leonard still maintains his totalitarian oppression in the Uncharted States. His power expanded and eventually eliminated the need for lower and higher courts of appeal. He bribed workers and state lawmakers to prevent new courts from forming in his jurisdiction.

Being the only judge in the place, only one of the several Superior Courts (or the South Pole Council) could reverse a Leonard Decision.

Trivia

• Judge Leonard, while in part an original character, has strong and polarized traits parodied from Judge Claude Frollo of Disney, Judge Dredd of comic book fame, and rigged/false justice.

• Judge Leonard is even worse than Benny in cold apathy.

• He seems to be proud of what Benny has become.

• He hates criminals and will do anything to destroy them. In his process to purge the States of their endless criminals, many innocents have been wrongly sent to prison.

Tell me what you think. Basically the thing with his conscience is that he won't put a pregnant puffle with little money in jail and that he'll raise a kid to help them.

Citcxirtcem BAAAAAWW to me! ^{see my 5,674 edits!} 01:10, June 19, 2010 (UTC) --† TurtleShroom™! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! †  :)  :) ^{Hit 'em right in the Leonardos!} † 01:53, July 4, 2010 (UTC)

Vincent

Maybe we should replace him with..... Gary the Gaget Dude? GGD, the master behind awesomeness ^{Talk to me now} 12:47, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Just a quick question and idea

Alright, I fixed the articles Director Lenny and Director Jenny. I think adding the part about Leonard adopting Benny, but I'm still wondering if you will make it.

Also, an idea for him would be Judge Leonard to change his name to "De Blah" because he dislikes his brother, Paul. This would make Benny changing his name a bit more meaningful.

Citcxirtcem BAAAAAWW to me! ^{see my 5,674 edits!} 19:51, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Excuse me...

In Director Lenny's page it says that his wife has pregnant before they were married. Please remove this.--Error 404: Signature not found. Possible reasons why this may have happened are: 1. A evil group has deleted it, 2. Serious Cat might have brainwashed the user into removing it, ect, ect. 21:31, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

RE: Story

This should be fun to write. =D Yours Truly, Explorer 767   http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100407022512/clubpenguinfanon/images/6/65/Xexexecolor_small.png   (No... you can't escape Benny.) View this template 20:59, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

Yoke

Look, if we are gonna have that demote vote ( which I hope we don't), then can we wait until I get back from holidays? June 14th, go nuts, but can I have till then? Please reply on my non mobile talk. Thanks. --iSheep-Sheepman's iPod. Wikiing across the globe 22:30, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

"Hear now my argument; listen to the plea of my lips."

-[User:NAE's Bible-O-Rama 2.0|NAE]

"Hear now my argument; listen to the plea of my lips."

""Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison." -NAE

New Sig

Check out my new signature! It's based on one of our ideas for the now-canceled Solstice Story... bah. "Dream of an Icy Sea" is the title of a Rainbow Resort remix by "Concert of the Starry Sky", and the laser jellyfish... I do believe you know what I'm talking about, right? Yours Truly, Explorer 767   http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100407022512/clubpenguinfanon/images/6/65/Xexexecolor_small.png   (Dream of an Icy Sea... with laser jellyfish on the side.) View this template 03:05, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

He he he --Fearr caorach |The sheep is reported to be heavily armed and should be avoided (LOOK WHAT HE DID!) 10:14, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Excues me (again)...

i hate the name of X and the City, as the name is a parody of a bad show. Please remove it.--Error 404: Signature not found. Possible reasons why this may have happened are: 1. A evil group has deleted it, 2. Serious Cat might have brainwashed the user into removing it, ect, ect. 15:25, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

"For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime"

--NAE's Bible-O-Rama 2.0 15:41, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

TOP SECRET PARODY COMING SOON

I only uploaded 1 picture about it.--12yz12ab Talk to me Edits Contribs 18:36, June 23, 2010 (UTC) P.S. IDK why,but I like to tell you everything before everyone else knows.

Extra Kirby paraodies

Im almost sure this will interfere weith the Kirby paraodies, but after watchign several dozen Kirby: Right bakc at Ya! episodes, I felt that a Tuff, Tiff, Escargoon, and LoLoLo and LaLaLa paraodies would go nicely with the Kirbpuff continunity. But they may interfere with the continunity. I wanted a thumbs up before writing them to make sure.

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I am Corai.^{Talk for yourself, Govener!} 00:30, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

RE: Woowoo Horns

LOL. You must have fun doing that. Yours Truly, Explorer 767   http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100407022512/clubpenguinfanon/images/6/65/Xexexecolor_small.png   (Dream of an Icy Sea... with laser jellyfish on the side.) View this template 22:12, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

All right. Just today I had to do all that -- except, it was to shake off excessive laughter and the resulting wooziness. Darn BitF mashups, one of these days someone's going to faint of laughing because of them... Yours Truly, Explorer 767   http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100407022512/clubpenguinfanon/images/6/65/Xexexecolor_small.png   (Dream of an Icy Sea... with laser jellyfish on the side.) View this template 03:13, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Present

Hey TS. I thought you might like this music. It sort of fits your personality. I wouldn't listen to the whole thing, because it is like 8 minutes long, but you can if you certainly want to. The piece is Toccata and Fugue in D minor, by Johann Sebastian Bach on the organ. Here it is:

Hope you liked it!--Flystar Hope you have a great day! 18:59, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

ATI

Who is the 3rd who arrives? I can make a good introduction for that person. User:Gary the Gaget Dude

You mean a paraody of someone in the TDI series? I could do one for Duncan, Ezekieal or Gwen. User:Gary the Gaget Dude

I could do Geoff. User:Gary the Gaget Dude

A question

Any chance for the people used for our parody of 2-0-5 in revie? and also mind if I parodize the 12 pains of christmas, and yes I promise to make it clean........thanks for answering....Tails6000 04:35, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

You know

A user has given you a birthday cake! Cakes promote WikiLove, especially on birthdays and hopefully this one has made your day a little better. Spread the WikiLove by giving someone else a birthday cake on their birthday, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend. Now please get that pie out of sight before Fred sees it and goes crazy. Bon appetit, and happy birthday!

--Zapwire (dial the waaaambulance) 10:28, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Protected Template

TS, since you seem to be concerned about the user-friendliness of the Protected template, I have an idea.

We can rewrite the template completely and base it off Wikipedia's symbol for protected articles, except with a Fanon twist to make it cooler. Director Benny's face in the top right/left corner of a page means the page is protected. The color of the BoF symbol next to him indicates what level of protection is enacted on the page. Italic text (similar to {{For}}) will explain that the page is protected and provide a link to a page explaining the concept of protection, reasons why pages are protected, and all sorts of helpful stuff.

It doesn't scare off new users with size or color, it still has that Fanon twist, and it's sleek and compact. What do you say? I'll write the template up for you if you agree. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (Dream of an Icy Sea... with laser jellyfish on the side.) View this template 18:28, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

BTW, you have 11,900 edits. Relish this moment! Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (Dream of an Icy Sea... with laser jellyfish on the side.) View this template 18:29, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, right! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TURTLESHROOM! Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (Dream of an Icy Sea... with laser jellyfish on the side.) View this template 18:37, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

P.S. Can't believe I forgot that.... =|

Hello!

Hi there,

I need a favor to ask of you. I've just finished writing Tales of Deception; could you giving it a QUALITY template please? Thanks.

Also, I didn't know it was your birthday! Happy Birthday TurtleShroom!

A user has given you a birthday cake! Cakes promote WikiLove, especially on birthdays and hopefully this one has made your day a little better. Spread the WikiLove by giving someone else a birthday cake on their birthday, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend. Now please get that pie out of sight before Fred sees it and goes crazy. Bon appetit, and happy birthday!

  http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1254/lockkey.png  ZoneKill  T C E   05:16, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dancing Penguin 10:56, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Happy B-Day

A user has given you a birthday cake! Cakes promote WikiLove, especially on birthdays and hopefully this one has made your day a little better. Spread the WikiLove by giving someone else a birthday cake on their birthday, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend. Now please get that pie out of sight before Fred sees it and goes crazy. Bon appetit, and happy birthday!

Happy Birthday!

--Dan Beronews (Talk/Edits/Blog) 11:45, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!

Guess I forgot too. Actually, I didn't know it was your birthday.

A user has given you a birthday cake! Cakes promote WikiLove, especially on birthdays and hopefully this one has made your day a little better. Spread the WikiLove by giving someone else a birthday cake on their birthday, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend. Now please get that pie out of sight before Fred sees it and goes crazy. Bon appetit, and happy birthday!

Here you go! --Austin8310-YA-HIHIHIHIHIHI!!!-Lit. 11:56, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Happy Birthday

I saw your video on Youtube and wanted to wish you a happy belated birthday. The song was funny too. Also, I think I might start uploading CPFW videos of my own on my own Youtube channel. Anyway, here's to another trip around the sun! --Screwball86 ^{There's a croutan in my salad!} 21:13, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

A user has given you a birthday cake! Cakes promote WikiLove, especially on birthdays and hopefully this one has made your day a little better. Spread the WikiLove by giving someone else a birthday cake on their birthday, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend. Now please get that pie out of sight before Fred sees it and goes crazy. Bon appetit, and happy birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Sorry I am 1 day late.

A user has given you a birthday cake! Cakes promote WikiLove, especially on birthdays and hopefully this one has made your day a little better. Spread the WikiLove by giving someone else a birthday cake on their birthday, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend. Now please get that pie out of sight before Fred sees it and goes crazy. Bon appetit, and happy birthday!

--12yz12ab Talk to me Edits Contribs 00:59, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

DUDE YOU STINK

I AM BURNING MAD AT YOU stupid shroom! YOU STOLE MY PLACE IN CLUBPENGUIN FANON1 PLANET LOLZ!THAT IS WHERE IMY PENGUIN USED TO LIVE AND I DONT LIKE IT BEING MADE BY SOME OTHER JERK! SO CAN YOU PLEASE CHANGE IT BACK TO MINE1 BECAUSE THAT WAS MY BEST WORK AND I WORKED SO HARD ON IT I TOOK 2 HOURS TO MAKE IT SO CHANGE IT BACK-sonicfire45 P.S ALSO YOU TOOK MY FAN CHARACTERS YOKI AND BIO AND PRETENDED LIKE THEY WERE YOUR! DUDE YOU SUCK! IM CRYING RIGHT NOW SO GIVE CREDIT TO ME OR IF YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART CHANGE IT BACK BECAUYSE YOU COULD OF TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO USE IT AND MY CHARACTERS AND I WOULD OF SAID OK BUT YOU DIDNT! —Preceding unsigned comment added by Sonicfire45 (talk • contribs)

Analytical engine

Well, I did some research on difference engines, and I found out about another engine Babbage designed. It's called an analytical engine, and it bears a lot of resemblance to modern-day computers. It seems he incorporated a lot of functions found in present programming into his machine, replicating them with mechanical machinery. Maybe the Gigaregibot could be an analytical engine with a vault mechanism built into it. Yours Truly, Explorer 767 (Together with the Bing Spreeze.) View this template 12:39, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

50th Post.....woo

50th post! Time to archive! 17th archive :3

Okay, down to buisness. I have an idea for a story to post on this wiki. It's fictional, and written as if it were a movie. So we have stuff like..

We zoom out to see Mabel, monching on some food.

That was.....just an example....MABEL NO PUT THE CHAIR DOWN GAAARAGAHAG.....i'm okay

Okay, so yes, this story...isn't normally a fanon like thing. It's not about the fanon characters or any of the characters. It's a fictional movie in story platform.

You may ask, why put it on the wiki? Well, I wanna share it, plus it's about CP so, why not put it on the wiki? :3

This movie is a more mature, emotionly-involved movie with dramatic scenes of (only like, 3) scenes of violence (fighting, weapons being fired but barely anyone gets hit) and there's only 1 death where a female penguin accedently steps back into the the "road" and gets hit by a Snow Cat. According to Explorer and the That's Death! policy, it's allowed.

I just wish to consult you before it's posted. It'll be done in a few weeks, since it's an rly rly long story. I don't want you to have to face deleting a good man (me happybunny.jpg) with the phrase "(UNCP crap)

So yes, please reply on my talk page in a spaced, long form of letter than you always do with your signature tone of voice to take things seriously that always makes me happy. Seriously, you're a pretty fast typer. :3

--Metalmanager ^{talk page contributions} 23:44, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

P.S Archive the talk page if you can kthxbai