WHAT?!?

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WHAT?!?
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WHAT?!?'s official promotional poster
Background information
Participants Beatboxing Penguin
Date 2007
Location Possibly Pengu Town or Neo Domino City


WHAT?!? is the most boring movie created by an independent movie-maker. It was produced in 2007 and only 500 copies were sold, most of which to Mabel and to the MMK. Due to the limited number of copies, it is now an antique item and the MMK has sold most of their copies as they had too many (they used the money to buy other, uncollected Mabel merchandise.) The movie is an hour and thirty-two minutes long.

It was SO bad, that to Mabel, it was WONDERFUL. She loves it very much, which is another major factor to the bad reception.

Plot, Cast and Setting[edit]

The plot is a person beatboxing then after every five minutes he says "WHAT?!?".

The beatboxer is played by an unknown penguin, however, the scene seems to be set in Pengu Town or Neo Domino City, as they both have a boxing ring.

Soundtrack[edit]

The music is composed by famous composer Petey K,working with the famous writers Phantom Heavyweight and Yusei. It was released on Sony Music for Club Penguin and other places, and on Fourth Order Records in Shiverpool.

Cast[edit]

Rating and Reception[edit]

Ratings[edit]

The film industry rated it 5/10, most review magazines rated it 2/10. The monthly MMK magazine rates it 11/10.

Reception[edit]

The movie was widely panned by movie goers who went to see it.

The image of a penguin beatboxing and saying "What?" every couple of minutes leaves everyone baffled. So far, this is the worst movie we as a team have ever seen.
 
— Roger Penguert, South Pole Sunrise
What a untalented movie! Even my least favorite ninja is more talented! Okay, maybe not. But this movie was not wise!
 
Sensei
Yuck! What in the universe is this? Good, I threw coke over the screen!
 
This useless trash movie is good only for Mabel's family which is stupid. Night of the Living Sled is a better movie.
 
Gary
Oh, my, it's awful! This is one of the rare occasions that I agree with Gary!
 
Oh, my, it's awful! This is the only occasion that I agree with Herbert!
 
WHAT?!? Thanks for making this my worst day everΔண!!
 
I had entered the hall and soon...WHAT?!? You terrorist! You cheat! I WILL CHOP YOU INTO PIECES AND EAT YOU! ...Wait, what?
 
Rookie
Who made this? You are sued! Δ&**@()(@_)@-is what I say...what? Oh, sorry!
 
Franky
This is some stupid movie. I need my money back. NOW!
 
Slidur
I've had enough of this. I'm red with shame for penning the lyrics. Skip it, whatever you do!
 
Yusei
Hand...me....my...treasure box. I wanna stash this beatboxing penguin in it.
 
ZzZzZzZzZzZz- Huh wah what? Oh I must of fell asleep...
 
Dat was da most boringest movie ever! Even if da Mabel likes it, it was da BORING!
 
Fudd
THE...STUFF...IS...IN...MY....HEAD!!
 
GARBAGE, UTTER GARBAGE. This movie isn't even useful for target practice.
 
I don't know... Not really any sense... I mean, it's just a penguin beatboxing, nothing else....
 
Falcoz (he was banished on the spot by Mabel after saying that)
Probably the worst movie I've ever seen. I actually know the guy who played the beat boxing Penguin. He owns a bunch of Mwa Mwa Penguins.
 
How cookie-terrible! My puffle can even do better talent than that, and that is cookie-bouncing, brother! Too lengthy and what up with the beatboxing and WHAT?!, brother. A super-mega-ultimate-fully-boring-times-infinity flop. And a 0.0001/10 rating, boy WHAT?!?
 
MAN, THAT MOVIE IS WORSE THAN DARKTANS! MAN, THIS MOVIE IS ^@%^%^ AND I CAN SUE THIS MOVIE IF I WANTED TO! I GIVE IT A 0.1/10!
 
What? No, seriously, what?
 
That was the best video game I ever played. I give it two horses and a telephone. ♞♞✆
 
— A random Human
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL AN UNPOPULAR MOVIE!!
 
AAAAAGH!!! THE HORROR!!!!!! *faints*
 
Psyche
This was a total waste of my tickets!
 
Kaylie
What in the world was this? A movie intended for TORTURE! That's right! I am going to PWN the person who made this movie and that beatboxer who loves those mentally insane penguins!
 
No offence bu- OH SCREW IT, IT SUCKS LIKE CRAP!!!
 
WHAT?!? WHAT?!? GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!
 
Who would ever watch this music mash of Mwa Mwa Penguins?! Who would watch this ugly penguin with a bald spot?! Who would ever watch this dirty penguin?! I HATE IT!!
 
Zany
I HATE THIS MOVIE!
 
That was AMAZING! My Mwa Mwas LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT! I GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!
 
It's nice to see Mabel loving it but it is really a piece of utter boringness smashed together. The only thing good, is that it has a bad reputation, and it's SO bad that it is good.
 
Why did I waste 4 bucks on this? I got ejected, just because I smacked the stupid beatboxer with a fish. BIG DEAL. But I might get it for target practice.
 
Eh it wuz alrite.But kinda buring and it made me go WAHT?!? aNd that Mabel likes it sao i rate it a 3.5/10
 
HECK, WHAT WAS THIS ALL ABOUT? THAT GUY WAS SINGING "WHAT" WORSE THAN A CHICKEN WITH TOILET PAPER STUCK UP ITS NOSE!! I FEEL LIKE SAYING WORDS TOO RUDE FOR AN AVERAGE PENGUIN!! And hey, this CD is fit for only one place. THE TRASH!
 
Estimated, 16/305 of the puffle population likes this movie. I am one of them, and I am a penguin! (But I have a Puffle brain.) 9/10.
 
Well, that's an hour and 32 minutes of my life wasted. I give this movie a -7.5/10.
 
THIS MOVIE MADE MABEL COME IN MY SHOP. I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A BAD REPUTATION!
 
I freaked out and lived in a popcorn machine for 2 days, only after 30 minutes of it! Who'd watch this in the first place!?
 
GAH! MABEL'S HAVING A SLEEPOVER AND SHE WANTS ME TO RECORD THIS THING! ARGH! #**@-^@#%?!!!
 
ZZZZZZ...huh? I think I fell asleep. Wow. What did I just watch? That was so weird. It was the weirdest thing I ever saw! Just 2 hours of a penguin beatboxing! That was the boringest movie ever. Usually I don't fall asleep when I'm watching boring things, but this ACTUALLY MADE ME FALL ASLEEP!
 
I LIKE IT I LiKe HEHEHEHeHEhEhehehe YAAAAAY WhAt WhAt WHAT WHAT WHAT LA la LA lA LA FuNnY AAAAAAAAAH
 
...What a rip off. I want my money back.
 
I haven't been with my father for 2 days. So I decided to see it. And it...WHAT?!? Gimme back my money! NOW!
 
Awesome! Call this a must watch! Ha ha!
 
Is this what we call a movie? I just thought to throw that Mabel out of the window because she says it is a wonderful movie. In fact, it is very yucky!
 
Hand me... my... axe...
 
WHAT?!? Has this penguin learnt proper acting?!? I don't think so!
 
— CeCe
wew lad
 
AAAAAHHHH!!! I'm so totally gonna report the news that this movie is the worsest! Let this movie be banned in MaLOLaysia!!
 
Great documentary! Wait, it was a movie?!? In that case, I HATE IT.
 
Fooly8
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT KIND OF MOVIE IS THIS?!
 
THIS IS SIMPLY TERRIBLE!!!
 
i it! i it wit ire! (Translation: Kill it! Kill it with fire!)
 
GAAAAAAAAHHHHH I NEED TO ROLLBACK THIS FROM EVER BEING MADE!
 
THIS MOVIE WANTS TO MAKE ME PUKE. I'M GONNA GET MY BASEBALL BAT AND GO TO MABEL'S HOUSE AND HIT HER.
 
It's worse than "so bad, it's good" movies. Bravo.
 
Yoshi
Anyone got a wrecking ball? CAUSE I GOT TO WRECK YOUR WALL THE THEATER WHICH PREMIERED THIS MOVIE!
 
— Yuri102212
THE HORRROR ۝ ҈ ☏ Ƨ№ ₧ ₰ £ ៛ ₨ ₪ ৳ ₮ AHHHHHHHHH!
 
Goorp
WHY DID YOU SHOW THIS ✞﷼ ß MOVIE? I SPENT SO MANY Ü⏎$%☏ MONEY TO SEE THIS ⑫ ⓬␀☎! I'm going to destroy this ❀ ⨇ ㆱ ﷼ *THEATER!
 
— Director Blenny
Wait, this thing has a soundtrack? I'm outta here.
 
Snow
I'm surprised this many people saw this movie ^
 
[sleeps, then wakes up] This movie is SO boring, it puts the "bor" in boring and the "gross" in grossing.
 
This is the worst movie I have ever seen. I need to make that stupid beatboxer watch this 10 times! then I shall use it in my GUY FAWKES BONFIRE! MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
 
Man, was that the worst movie ever or WHAT?!? If I could, I'd burn every WHAT?!? CD ever sold. And I definitely don't care what Mabel would think, either.
 
Falco
*after about a minute of it* I'm done. *leaves*
 
(BZORT) I-LOVE-THIS-MOVIE. (beep) I-GIVE-IT-MY-MUMS-CASH
 
Shegg (She likes all movies, so don't blame her.)
This is pretty... bad actually. Why did I sign up for that movie?
 
— Beat boxing Penguin
My music videos are way better than that. Somebody shouts GRAB HIM! and is muffled Ok ok, my music videos are worse than that then!
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
Thish movie ish abshaloutleh terrible! I think I'll fly to dah oshean and feed it to dah sharks!
 
Golly. When they said that this movie was bad, I wasn't expecting an hour and thirty-two minutes of trashbags just filling time because they had NOTHING better to do. I demand my money back and THEN SOME. And I'll have that one fellow give the other fellow this so I never have to see its ugly face again.
 
Absolutely loved this movie.... NOT.
 
SnoX

Box Office[edit]

WHAT?!? opened to poor collections in its first week, grossing only 2 million dollars at its first week. The second week was poor as well, grossing only 6 million dollars. The third week had an average collection of 7 million dollars and the fourth week of only 4 million. At the end of the 5th week, it was declared a huge flop, grossing only 19 millions at the box office.

Trivia[edit]

  • This is used for a torture device by STINC.
  • If you pause exactly at 1:15 minutes, you will see a picture of Link. Yup. Guess who found out: Mabel!
  • The Hot Snow forces naughty penguins to watch WHAT?!?
  • KhanzemWasFunny can be seen in the background, giving subliminal messages about Khanzem and Whoot Smackler Whoot.
  • This is possibly the most horrible movie of all time.
  • Fooly8 likes this movie as a documentary, but not as a film.
  • Snow prefers listening to 10 hours of Blair complaining.
  • Falco burned the CD disk immediately after watching.
  • Penguinpuffdude claims she will burn 100 WHAT?!? DVDs on her November Guy Fawkes Bonfire. In fact, she managed to get 100 and burned them all successfully! (until Mabel came and made a Fashion Police attack)
  • Strangely, Shegg, Megg's daughter, loves it too! She wishes she had a copy of it.
  • Teletron destroyed the container before watching the movie, and obliterated the disk immediately after watching it. He then proceeded to erase his memory of the movie... and he still hates it.