|Walrus9, AKA Walrus9000|
The meme mad walrus.
|Title||Mad About Memes!|
|Faction||Walrus Crime Ring|
|Health||So good he's FIRIN' HIS LAZOR!|
|Level||I herd u liek Mudkipz?|
|Status||Looking at PengTube videos.|
Walrus9000 was born Walrus9 (the ninth Walrus Brother), and instantly took a disliking to the name. He referred to himself as Walrus9000, since he wasn't old enough to get a name change. When he was young, he found a crate floating in the water. Inside were a Mudkip plush toy, videos of Zelda cutscenes and Mario cutscenes, a DVD of something called 300, and the whole Dragon Ball Z collection. Also in the crate was a laptop computer.
Walrus9 had no idea what these things were, but he loved them all the same. The young Walrus was always seen carrying the Mudkip toy and wearing a shirt with a weird face on the front. He began using phrases like, "MAH BOI, THIS FISH IS WUT ALL TRUE WALRUSES STRIVE FOR!", "I herd u liek Mudkipz.", and "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR! BLAAHHHHHHHH!". The other Walri were seriously worried about Walrus9's mental health, but he assured them, "DON'T WORRY, MAH BOI, MENTAL HEALTH IS WHAT ALL TRUE WALRUSES STRIVE FOR!" Nevertheless, they weren't convinced.
He decided to leave with six of his brothers on a cargo ship bound for Antarctica.The crew thought that the box he was hiding in was haunted, as it kept screaming "THIS...IS....SPARTA!!" After landing, his brothers reprimanded him for almost giving away their cover. Then they departed to pursue their own dreams.
The first thing Walrus9 did was change his name. He was old enough to do it and the Antarctican government mysteriously were a little lax on name changes. He changed it to Walrus9000, his childhood nickname. After this was done, he met PogoPunk. He was so excited that he had finally found somebody who shared his obsession. They are still good friends to this day.
After a few stints at a stand up comedy show, Walrus9000 got a call from his brothers. They needed a meme and internet trend expert for the Walrus Crime Ring. He happily agreed, being out of work for months. He now resides in the Walrus Warehouse, watching PengTube videos about King Snowkinian saying "MAH BOI".
Walrus9000 is usually found sitting at a computer watching PengTube videos. He's not really evil, just in the Crime Ring for the free internet access. He pretends he's spamming and hacking. When another Crime Ring member needs his meme knowledge, Walrus9000 is the man. He has a USB stick preloaded with millions of files on each meme. Often, the Crime Ring ends up stuck in his chair while Walrus9000 plays the same phrase over and over and over.