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That's him! He forgot his glasses because he was in a hurry though.
|Faction||Awesome Penguin OS geek|
|Status||Doing something PWNsome with a computer.|
|The Most Awesome ZapWire|
|Born||October 9th, 1990, Ternville|
|Considered The Most Awesome in||Freezeland, Dorkugal, Turtle Atoll|
|Promoted to The Most Awesome||July 16, 2009, Centriepistula by P. Benzin|
|Promoted because||Master of Open Source, founder of Walls and saving Freezeland's government from a system failure.|
|Known for||Penguin OS knowledge, implementation of free alternatives, being a genius.|
ZapWire is an Arctic Tern residing in Freezeland, previously Ternville and Dorkugal. Unfortunately, not much known is about him due to a virus, specifically I-Love-You Flu sneezed deleted the records on him and the backups.
He was born in Ternville, but didn't like it there because of his uncomfortable glasses (Ternville glasses aren't very good) and and the fact he was socially awkward. He got an old computer with his allowance, which he upgraded components and installed Penguin OS on. He eventually wrote some shareware software for Penguin OS and became rich. With the money, he moved to Dorkugal. Then he bought some new glasses and some more computers. He is the only Arctic Tern there.
He has also joined SnowTek as a part-time employee.
Recently, for inventing Walls, he now works at the Bureaucrats of the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature offices. His role there is IT administration.
- Zapwire is NOT to be confused with Zipwire, who is a penguin.
- He owns a white puffle named Antinoir.
- He calls Bill Gates "EVILLLLLLLLLLL!", even though he hasn't heard of him.
- He is one of Mayor McFlapp's archnemeses, mostly due to that "Which operating system is better? debate". Unfortunately for the poor tern, the Mayor's prominent position as Narrator has caused a few boots to fly at ZapWire's head for the past few weeks...
- He is in the MMK.
- He owns a cottage in the tech bub of Freezeland, County Capann. He checks up on the latest foreign technologies. However, he made this his residence after being angered about Dorkugese law.
- He was the first to know about The Ones.
- People think he has Nerd Sickness. However, he was born nerdy.
- ZapWire has an obsession with refracting prisms.
- ZapWire has a brother called Refractor and a sister Reflective.