2011 Third Quarter in Review
Per his obligation to the site that made such a deep impact on his life, TurtleShroom hereby fulfills his promise of a musical review of the events of the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki. This time around, the third fiscal quarter is up for song.
Lyrics[edit]
Another four months,
Another quarter;
Now sing along
For our grand recap!
Not much happened
-but we don't care,
There's still enough, to sing this rap!
Half the fiscal quarter was completely all a site-wide crash!
Moving back to Host of Dreams and all because we're short on cash!
Un-CP
Un-CP
Their filthy, slimy, nasty things,
Swearing en masse, evil within
Purged from network, TurtleShroom wins.
Staffer group
Went for a loop
The seat is now vacant
Power vacuum
Now they're holding a vote, the results are nigh
The king we crown, they will rule on high.
Flywish he,
Fulfilled a promise, see,
Crowned his bird, the "Papa", king
Always saying he would write since old regime
Now we know he stuck to this scheme!
Beloved rapper
He came back,
Ninjinian returned on track!
We sent minor vandals, for a whack
-and the entire site, fell in a slack.
Insane Chibi's writing made
The truth aware, called a spade a spade.
The site 'twas on its way out slow
Was it goodbye, did we know?
We are not ending
We're just beginning
We're down but we keep on ticking.
Some special people made the site less worse
We'll sing about them in the next verse!
Another four months,
Another quarter;
Now sing along
For our grand recap!
Not much happened
-but we don't care,
There's still enough, to sing this rap!
Half the fiscal quarter was completely all a site-wide crash!
Moving back to Host of Dreams and all because we're short on cash!
Staff and TUPP, the Slug and Feey,
Tux and Skater and Swiss Ninja too.
Explorer and the good old TurtleShroom.
Now to sing all about all the events we knew.
The TUPP Board
Where our experts meet
With a deluxe suite
All the Noobs they'll greet
Fresh blood is neat
We need new meat
'Cause the burger is weak
The core depletes.
We'll spread the word
All through the herd
Banner site and blogroll
It ain't absurd.
-and that is our plan
We hope it can
Get us new ones to have more fun.
Now bow your head and cry too.
'Cause Austin XTUX the coop they flew.
Oh the Quit Templates
'Tis all we see
Bye great users we've lost three.
Yes that's right
We lost triple might.
Austin's slapping mass
XTUX's bloody crass
Thought running out of gas
It wouldn't last
Legends quitting, wll it came to pass.
These users left, they're one and two,
-but who's the third, it isn't you,
The man last to bow out bowed with a sigh
-but technically he's still alive,
Another four months,
Another quarter;
Now sing along
For our grand recap!
Not much happened
-but we don't care,
There's still enough, to sing this rap!
Half the fiscal quarter was completely all a site-wide crash!
Moving back to Host of Dreams and all because we're short on cash!
So the third man gone is old and leans right
Appointed to the job three years on this site
Lightning fast you know his creed
Swear?
Curse?
Fiilth?
DELETE!
Retiring to the back is Turtle's plight
An "elder statesman's" still all right,
He's still watching
You're in his sight
So don't lax laws, or he'll fight!
If you seek a flame to bait,
Take the Shroom
"No censorship",
What a load.
Make Shroom explode
To make the site erode
Demote a great man, and no thanks are owed.
Now more bad news
The site's still broken
Upload stuff, or namespace talkin'
I really don't why those won't go
-but we want them back
Let Seahorse know.
The site on a single thread it hangs
As rapid departures thin out the gang
Don't give up hope we'll still make gauns
This wiki will come back like a boomerang.
The last day's nigh
Let's stretch it out
Last long as we can
So do not pout.
We can turn the wiki off the graveyard route
God have mercy on us now!
Another four months,
Another quarter;
Now sing along
For our grand recap!
Not much happened
-but we don't care,
There's still enough, to sing this rap!
Half the fiscal quarter was completely all a site-wide crash!
Moving back to Host of Dreams and all because we're short on cash!
Another four months,
Another quarter;
Now sing along
For our grand recap!
Not much happened
-but we don't care,
There's still enough, to sing this rap!
Half the fiscal quarter was completely all a site-wide crash!
Moving back to Host of Dreams and all because we're short on cash!
(-and a lot of other stuff I might have forgot, sorry.)
