Ally

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Ally
I'm the prettiest penguin ever. I don't give a flying feather what you think.
Profile
Title	MEAN GIRL
Gender	Female
Race	Penguin
Faction	So vain that her bedroom is actually surrounded by mirrors and makeup sets.
Health	Good
Level	High
Status	Alive
Location	CP
Interests	Fashion and such
Friends	Everyone in Mean Girlz
Enemies	You, anything that fails at fashion.
Archetype	EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!

Ally is a disrespectful penguin who is in the Mean Girlz group. She is quite well-known for her disrespect of nobility, authorities, teachers...no need for further listing. Ally is extremely disrespectful to anyone and everyone who is not wearing the latest fashion or following the current trend. Ally is famous for being excommunicated from ever attending Governance events, and continues to be an annoyance to the See.

Background

Her background is little-known and rather short, simply because no one really cares about her history. This could be attributed to the fact that she has insulted the Snell-Libros one too many times.

She is fourteen years old and she currently goes to Penguin Academy. She once got held back in the fourth grade simply because "she didn't get it".

Involvement

She LOVES to make fun of all penguins that look at her funny, or simply ARE funny. When she is being chewed out, her and her clique have learned multiple methods to keep them out of trouble, and she is rarely in detention. Ally insults penguins who are not wearing the latest fashion or following the current trend, no matter how stupid or expensive the trend is. Ally is also famous for her love of spreading gossip and being a two-faced compulsive liar. Several rumors have been whispered down the hall, all started by Ally.

Ally has a knack for ruining others' opportunities if somebody annoys her. For instance, after her excommunication, Ally began spreading a nasty rumor that the P.O.P.E. abuses his powers and lowers the bills of creatures he favors. Another more local instance had her gossiping that Jillymob didn't actually have her condition. She states that Jillymob painted herself that color. She was later proven wrong by Billybob, who punched her in the face.

Quotes

• "I bet you forgot that cartoon rockets are so 2002, right?"

• "Hey, JillyDisease. A fan of Team Blue called and he wants his makeup back."

• "Everybody should love me. I'm adorable."

• "Could you PLEASE shut up? You messed up my mascara with your blabbermouth!"

• "Oh my gosh!!!!!! Dustin Beaver is SO cute!"

• "Hey, bunny-ninja-thing, GET OUTTA MY HOUSE, MUTANT!

• "Mikayla, you should talk less."

• "(gestures to TurtleShroom (penguin))"
  

What Ever Major Loser!

• (to Naomi) "Wow. You're so ugly, we have to come up with a new word for you."

Trivia

• Oddly, she is the youngest in her clique.
• She loves to tell people that "they barfed on their clothes".
• She is extremely gullible, and occasionally picks up prank copies of Penguin Style magazine, which are full of tips that she follows like "ugly hair and stained jackets are in season".
  • Ally's also pretty dumb, if you haven't noticed that already.
• Ally doesn't preen her feathers, she gets others to do that for her.
• She once insulted Olivia's wardrobe in the dead middle of her attending Tech-Time. Though she was not actually presiding over the service, Ally managed to halt it. When later asked why she made such a rude, out-of-place remark, she said "someone had to tell her she's ugly". Olivia was deeply hurt.
• She thinks that Mabel should go on a diet and that Mayor McFlapp needs to take speech therapy.
  • Rumor has it that Mabel secretly admires her.
• She enjoys sneaking up behind Illustrator Keith and poking him to scare him.
• Ally is very stealthy. She can sneak up behind someone and knock off their helmets or wigs in seconds. She does every Wednesday at exactly 2:45 p.m.
• Dara hates her, because Ally has trouble trying not to prank Corai.
• Jock Hochstadt hates her because of her disrespect for the Governance and her stupidity.
• Rocket Slug believes that Ally is an alien sent to inform us all in the ways of fashion.
  • However, you should never believe RS. She often says insane things.
• She has repeatedly insulted politicians of many different countries, which has led her to be banned from entering said countries.
  • In fact, some countries in the Free Republic Union have banned her, along with Mabel.
• Ally doesn't give a flying feather what you think about anything.

See also

• Jillymob
• Penguin Academy
• Mean Girlz
• Mabel